Very few patrons on a late Tuesday afternoon.

Arrived on a Tuesday afternoon about 4:45pm. The boys across the street were already set up to charge $10 per car for parking, so I went down the street and parked along the curb. (I was only going to stay about 2 hours and $5 per hour was too much. It's fine for late night when you think your car or truck might be vulnerable.) Cover charge was still $16 and there was a brief pat-down. Went into the dance room with the big stage and the two poles. Music was pre-programmed on a computer and not working well. Songs were being cut short. I don't need to pay $10 per song when the song are less than 3 and 1/2 minutes. There was one woman dancing around the first pole and two girls giving lackluster lap dances. Other girls were sitting on the sidelines checking out their cellphones.

As the evening went on more dancers started arriving, but since there were only six men in the room and only half of us were hiring dancers, the mood in the room was very subdued. The dancers on this day were a mixture of "broomsticks" (tall, thin with no curves) and BBWs. A few of the girls were attractive, but some were not. Eventually I got a dance with one dancer that was very routine, so I cut it off after one. Finally just before seven o'clock a few new dancers showed up and decided they wanted to "work the crowd". When they were on stage, there was no skin to speak of, but a few of the girls slid their bras aside when they were sitting on your lap. Others did not. Most of the lap dances were very mechanical: back and forth, back and forth, oer and over again while sitting in your lap looking away. hen requested, one rather large girl did turn around for one of the brothers sitting next to me. And one brother -- maybe related to the management -- was sitting on a barstool or standing in the corner to the left of the entry door (near the connecting door to the restaurant) getting a prettynice dance for one dancer, and then an FFM from two dancers that seemed inclined to entertain him with earnestness. No one went VIP while I was there.

Compared to La Pearl and Outer Space Club in West Philly, The Inn is no longer as entertaining as it used to be. The new girls have to follow the PG County rules and not show much skin or encourage much touching. I would no longer drive out of my way to go to this place. The two places in Beltsville are better alternatives in the PG County area, but they do not open until 9 PM. I miss the glory days from 10 to 15 years ago when you could come in to The Inn on a Fridayafternoon and by 5:30 pm there would be 15 dancers working in the room with 3 or 4 or even 5 on stage, dancing around the poles and/or crawling under the railings to entertain you. Back then "touching" was not only allowed, it was encouraged.