Reviews

The best strip clubs in El Paso are Dreams and Red Parrot. Red Parrot has by far the better looking dancers and it seems to have pulled ahead of Dreams for most packed strip club…

First time visit while in town for a week. Busy inside but the primary lighting comes from some orange/red neon lights and the video poker machines. Gave it a strange science fiction kind of glow…

I visit Cocoa Beach every winter and IR has been my favorite club for over a decade. I thought all the doom and gloom reports were overstated. I WAS WRONG. I stopped in Saturday at 5:30.…

I've never walked out of a strip club with more money than I walked in with. Until now. I showed up around 3pm on a Sunday. No dancers. Ordered a beer. Asked where the girls at?…

I was headed out of town for a couple days of business and decided to stop in follies as it is close to the airport (Peachtree DeKalb). I got there as the valet was…

I came here on a Friday night. Valet was $7, cover was $10, booth was $20. The stage had a five dancer rotation so you got a good look at a dancer. They do dancer…

I was at DD's the middle of November. This review is a combination of 3 nights of fun at DD's. Each night I showed up at DD's around 8:00. As others have…

I had been following this new club in Sacramento area since it opened a few months ago in the old Club Fantasy building. They had changed the address to 851, have new owners and have…

So, I went to Crazy Horse on two consecutive Fridays, both with pretty solid results. The first time I walked in, I went to the bar to grab a beer and get a feel for the…

Polekatz is the name now but it has been several other names. The place still looks the same just name change. Seems like they only have valet parking there so i park across the street…

I was in town for CES convention and a group of our crowd wanted to go to a REAL VEGAS Strip club. I told them to go to one of the topless clubs like Treasures…

This has been my go-to spot in SoCal since I started hitting up the clubs down here. I had some business to attend in LA and decided that I wanted the evening for myself. On…

Stopped by this place on my way back to Jersey after dropping a friend off at JFK Airport. It's been a lot of years since I mongered in Brooklyn. There used to be a spot…

I always try to hit this place up when I'm in Palo Alto for business. It's hard to find White clubs in Socal except for nude ones like Bare Elegance by the LAX or Rhino…

Parking is tight even when it's not crowded. The area is really going downhill car hackings and the like. Enter thru front door paid $10 cover and head to the bar, pleasant barmaid might…

If I was a LA or OC hispanic local I could definitely see myself frequenting the club more....This club definitely caters to the hispanic crowd. Most of the girls are thick, with fat asses and…

On my way back from Detroit airport, I wanted to stop by and see Pixie at the Landing Strip but I had to go look for Chase bank to get some cash. Ended up on…

First, the address is 105 St Mark St, not 200. 200 is the opposite direction. I got there sometime after 7 not really sure if it was still open but when I got there there were…

So I visited on a Thursday and Friday back to back. Thursday I didn't only $10 cover and $6 beer. There wasn't much going on at all except for a couple tables of friends/regulars charge…

We arrived around 9:15pm. No one was in the stage area yet. There were about 5 dancers in the club at the time. Most patrons were in the bar area above…

Had been a few months since I had been to any club. Decided to roll out to Chicas today (one of them had not been here before) and check out the entertainment. Parked…

I don't remember the last time I was here but it wasn't much different. I think there are 2 more pool tables than there were the last time I was there. It was also a…

So I went by the Doll House and noticed a lot of cars in the Parking lot so I pulled in to check out the activity inside. You walk in the front door and the…

I really would not be surpised if Chistie's sold the club to the owners of Chica Bonitas and kept the naming rights to pull a fast one. This is not the same club from even…

So it was one of those nights, where I just wanted to blow off some steam, and also want to see if I can find any OTC candidates. Got in, usual $20 door fee, ordered a…

First off I've did extensive research in to this club using tuscl before I went. Everything in this review is an pardoy of my experience so use it at your own risk ;) parking I…

Pulled up on a Friday afternoon and as has been discussed in the past $7 for the valet and really no way around it. You walk upstairs to the bar. Since I arrived in…

Stopped in here after not visiting this club in years. There were many girls working and many of them were very beautiful, definitely some 10s in there and girls of all types. I did several…

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Saturday afternoon. Snow predicted (accurately) for the evening seemed to pack the place with more customers than usual. Sadly fruitless and uneventful. EXCEPT ... I *might* have had a comedic brush with…

I have fond memories of "Mo-town" and so when I was in town, I decided to stop by on Flight club.  The good: 1. The average was more 7's and there was a blonde that was 9.…

I return to Talk of the Town during each of my half dozen or so trips thru Vegas each year. It doesn’t change much. Every so often a visit here goes great, mostly its only…

In the area for work, and based on past reviews, this seemed like the best place to spend an evening, and I think it probably is. The place is bigger than I would have…

I wanted some fun before the weekend. The parking lot was almost full. There is a sign that says extra parking in front of tavern next door. I walked in the door on the…

I went to the Colorado at lunch. As usual the ladies we all very good looking. There was a nice variety of ladies some slim with great asses others with a great rack of boobs.…

I had not been to Scarlett's since before the fire, and I wanted to see the changes inside. Since I arrived around 6:30, there was no admission and soft drinks were only $2. They kept…

First off there is plenty of parking. It shares it's lot with some car dealer I think. In the day time there is no cover and certain nights they either offer free or reduced cover…

This is a nice, clean club with a s simple layout. When you walk-n after paying, the stage is right on the left. And if you take another left there is a pool table…

Yet another review of Angels. Since I live too far from most of the other WV joints, this is my "go to" whenever I'm feeling froggy and want to check out the local talent.…

I've been here a few times since Misty's moved here. Most recently was a Monday afternoon. There are ladies from 12-6 Pm mon.- Sat.. There is ample parking in a dirt parking area adjacent…

First time in Phoenix. This club had the most reviews so I started there. Smaller dim lit club. So was Bourbon so must be a Local thing. In my experience those dark clubs are dark…

Visited Mario's on a Monday afternoon around 3PM. parking lot was pretty full, but there was no problem finding a space. No cover charge. bar is on the right as you enter, stage is a…

Arrived @ 2:30 PM I entered through a vestibule that has a metal detector. There is a counter with a cash register for collecting cover charges, but no cover in the afternoon. The stage is large…

I usually stop in this place a few times a year. It is not the most exciting but can be a fun alternative to Providence on occasion. When I arrived around five on a Tuesday…

I know you all are tired of my reviews but I’m bored at work and thought I would write about my trip yesterday. I hate I found out about follies because it’s a 7 minute…

The Gold Club is located in an industrial area of South Charlotte just off a busy thoroughfare and very close to a light rail station. The area seems safe. It has a decent…

Review is late as it covers a visit right before Christmas. I wasn't sure what it would be like so close to the holidays but it actually was fairly busy. Same details as…

I don't usually club during the day, but had a few hours to kill between appointments so figured this would be the best option during the day in Rancho. There were roughly 20 plus cars…

Visited Detroit again and decided to go back to Flight Club. Same annoying mandatory valet and beefy bouncer who escorts you to your table. I sat right by the stage and enjoyed the fact that…

DDTR is relatively easy to get to. If you're coming from the south, you take GSP to exit 83 to 9 north, and it's about 5 minutes up the road. If you're coming…

First time visiting here, i knew new haven area pretty well, alchemy disco and used to have stagedoor johnys in downtown and other famous ones but after 7 years i tried to go back and…

I had an opportunity to travel to Portugal. I was there for a week on business so decided to check out the night life. Laws are different in Portugal in as much as prostitution is…

First time I had been in Fancy's in almost a year. Not much had changed. The atmosphere was pretty much the same and the usual characters were there: Heather was managing, working the bar, and…

Went there before the New Years to see if the talent has improved and it has improved a tad bit. There were so new AA girl there with huge bottoms. One of them insists that…

I have been to Babes many times over the years when I find myself in Jackson or passing through. I like the layout of the club with the stage in the center and the…

With the past couple reviews of my favorite club, I had to go and do some recon. Not that I didn't believe my fellow mongers but I stopped by in the fall after PH closed…

Have been to and reviewed this place in the past and was back in this area and so decided to drop in. Got there about 10:30 pm. As is well known, this place is inside…

Well, it has been a long time since I had been to a titty bar (I just love to type that). Used to be going at least once a month forever, and at one…

For those who haven't been here before, a quick guide to the layout: When you enter, directly to your left is a table where $5 cover charge is charged at night & room fee for dances…

Twas a Thursday night at 11 pm when we decided to go drinking at the always friendly Loco. The club has not changed and the layout is still the same. Upon walking in past security, the…

Well that was my first experience in a club south of the border. Getting there was easy, like other reviews have said it’s 5min walk from the border crossing. Not sure what…

I arrived around 130 and surprised to find out this is not a nude club but really a topless club. it had been awhile and was told this by a dancer, There is…

Got to deans at around 9. Place was already almost full. I was surprised because most reviews I read said the place doesn’t get going until after midnight. I came with my wife and…

I stopped in here on a lark on a Wednesday afternoon, and was rather surprised to see around 10 customers, and I think 4 or 5, fairly attractive dancers. I was also told that…

Initially stopped by the club upstairs and had a few beers before heading downstairs at 7pm. The $3 dollar cover got me in both upstairs and downstairs with a stamp which was nice. I was…

To preface, this was my first and only trip to this club; although I do have intentions to go back. A friend and I were coming back from out of town on a Sunday…

First time in NOLA in almost 20 years. Remembered the tourist traps, and decided to try to do better. Arrived around 8:15 and the club was fairly empty, maybe 12 dancers and a…

Over years, this place has maintained standards, but the prices have gone up drastically - I guess it is SF. The place on Wednesday evening was OK with about 10 girls, mostly 7-8s, with 1-2 9s…

I was visiting Bozeman and got the craving to watch some naked women dance. This was literally the only club within a reasonable distance and it was still like 40 minutes away.…

Had the opportunity to visit the SB recently on a Friday night - $5 cover. Arrived around 9:00 and the place was crowded. Club is relatively small and really got crowded around midnight. Drinks were…

I said I wouldn't be back for a while because of my last review of this club, but Suzy's body keeps calling to me. To be honest I've been back a couple times since. Bandaids…

Was in Northern Georgia area visiting family and couldn’t resist the urge to venture into unexplored naked territory if not for the experience alone. The majority of strip clubs in my New York area are…

A friend and I got there around 9 o’clock (doesn’t open until 8). The bouncer explains this is a dry club (some reviews say BYOB?), a $12 cover charge, and a one-soft drink minimum. We…

Stopped in around 8:00 on a Saturday. It's right off the highway with a well lit parking lot. No safety concerns. Paid a $5 cover to the bar tender. The club is one room with a…

I used to visit coli all the time. I have not been in about 6 months or so. I decided to stop by for the Thursday steak special. I noticed the parking lot was fairly…

I have been to Cheerleaders several times before and rarely leave disappointed. This time was no different. The club has been described several times on the site and it hasn't changed much. If you are…

I was there today afternoon and after few weeks I had high hopes based on my last experience on Dec 30th. I was taken aback when the first dancer I had dance with on the…

Divas is still my favorite place in Austin. But i got complacent and assumed dancers were normal dancers that wanted to give a good dance for the money. This one dancer approached me.…

Went about couple of weeks ago on a Friday evening. Around 10pm but the place was quite empty. I overheard later that night someone got stabbed a few weeks prior. Some of the customers…

I came here a few years ago when traveling for business and have wanted to get back. This is a big, clean, mostly modern looking club. I think it was 20.00 at the…

I stopped by in the middle afternoon. The Parking lot was kind of empty. Inside was equally empty. I walked in asked for ID and wanded. I walked past the bar into…

Drove by the G Spot weds afternoon hoping to get a few dances. There is currently a sign on the door that says "closed for renovations until further notice" I shifted gears and went a minute…

My favorite time is the afternoons and I thought a Saturday afternoon (4:00?) would have a good population. I did drive by Déjà vu around the corner. From the parking lot population I judged that…

This had been a go-to for me since Fantasy's day shift changed a year or two ago. The talent here was average/leaning slightly sub-par. The whole ID at the door thing to get…

Maybe things are different on other days or hours, but the late Wednesday noise level forced me to leave after five minutes. There is no escaping it; massive speakers hang from the ceiling just…

At the current time NYNY is still without a liquor license and have yet to receive permission for BYOB. So the choice was water or Red Bull. But I don't come into a…

Started out as the typical visit to the Huntsville Sc scent. Visited one club that was empty, walked next door and leave. On my way out of town decided what the hell already…

My friend and I arrived at Scores around 10:30pm on a Sunday night after the Blackhawks game. Side note, we took a taxi instead of Uber/Lyft from the United Center and got absolutely gouged. Stick…

Prelude: I visit South Florida every January for one week, usually opting to stay in the Lauderdale vicinity. This year, in large part due to the Sterling reviews I have read about the clubs…

When In ATL Follies is just a safe bet to have fun . Got here yesterday around 1:30pm Glad my air bnb was only 8 mins from here so the uber was cheap . There…

Driving into Follies parking lot the first thing that you will notice is a guy collecting money and parking cars. He is called the "Valet". He usually gets set up an hour after the…

Got in at 10 pm with a few buddies after a movie in the city at nearby Dundas Square. Sat down at a couple of tables in the back facing the stage. Had not mongered…

To give the basics; clean, small parking lot, no cover charge, reasonable drink prices, unknown lap dance price. bar is in an out of the way industrial area. Decor is up to date. Stage is…

the club is in an industrial area but its fine. There is a small parking lot and after 8 pm there is free valet parking. The inside is very nice. You walk in the…

Went on a Tuesday for their take 5 Tuesday deal or whatever they call it. Basically it is 5 bucks each for cover, topless dances, and for a VIP bracelet. Cover is a great deal…

Visiting for the first time since hours changes. New prices are as follow: $40 nude in lay down cubes, $80 timed ten minute curtain covered booth dance, $120 15 minute bed area and $250 for…

I usually make my Florida trip from up north to get away from the cold winter. I always make Cocoa Beach a stop for 3-4 days . Always head over to the IR but my…

Stopped back in for periodic visit. Came in about 7 PM and there were 3 white girls and a light skinned African American (AA) chick on duty. It's just odd now that…

After some time yesterday with my CF who is a very petite framed girl, I being an ass man, still had an itch to scratch. Some stars lined up to put me around Showgirls to…

Nice club... used to be in a better location Back to SG for the 1st time since it move to new location... Off the beaten path and a bit hard to find... Upon arrival, thanks to…

After a 6 weeks hiatus, I found my way back to purple orchids, my club of choice. Just to briefly describe the club, at the corner of passyunk and 61st Street, as you walk in the club,…