Reviews

NOTE: The following contains my opinions based on my experiences and how I see the world! YMMV As he gave me the most thorough pat down that I’ve ever experienced (just short of a body cavity…

I am the type that sits upfront on the stage and tips. This is a good club for that since there are three stages, and even though it was a Thursday night, the club…

The Philippines hosted the SEA Games in late Nov/early Dec 2019. This review of Lollipop is a composite review from early November through the first days of December which I am submitting because no…

I don't go to the Sands often but since it's been a while(Feb 2018, I looked up my last review) I decided to go see how it's doing. The biggest news was a notice…

The Philippines hosted the SEA Games in late Nov/early Dec 2019 with events in both Manila and Angeles City. I was there for a different type of game. This review of La Bamba…

Finally made it the Friday morning nibbles and nips party. Got there at the tail end around 11am, so I was able to catch the morning crew and the afternoon crew coming in.…

Came here on a very recent Sunday around 3pm and I was super horned up with a major hangover. I just needed to see some tits and pussy in order to maintain my own sanity.…

Arrived after 11 PM. Parking lot less than half full for a Saturday night. No line at the door. My ID was scanned and I was wanded at the door. Cover was $8, but FREE…

On this warm Thursday night, I went solo to my 2nd favourite downtown spot - Upper Brass (Brass Rail is ranked 1st in my book). Headed up the stairscase around 11 pm and stayed until…

Former dancer at Tycoons confirmed that the club is closed. The two year decline was never really addressed by the revolving door of managers. Lazy and flabby dancers, slow drink service, drugged drinks…

Stopped in at the end of the day shift. Entry was $5, got a wristband and returned at midnight for amateur night. As the reviewer posted below me, it is what it is... I hadn't been…

This was my first time at Sapphire. I have been going to Vegas for 25+ years and have always spent my time at Palomino, Spearmint Rhino, or Treasures. A friend recommended Sapphire, so…

Bellzora was doing another show at Fantasy World. Arrived after 2 AM. Parking lot was 3/4 full. Entrance is through what is left of an Adult Mall/store (FYI There used to be lots of things…

Went to cloud 9 tonight around 6 after work. There were a good amount of girls working. Daisy, Quinn, ivy, raven, Eden, may, mj, and probably a couple others that I’m not remembering. I was…

Had some time to kill and was in the area so stopped in a little after 8:00 PM an hour after they opened. Noticed about half a dozen customers as I stepped up to…

Went to Tommy’s around lunch time on a Saturday. Plenty of parking, although at that time of day it wasn’t very crowded anyway. Went in and ordered a drink and the bartender asked for my…

The Greater Toronto Area is a hotbed of diversity for hobbyists who are international lovers. The many larger escort agencies and body rub parlors employ, in addition to white blonde, brunette and redhead gals, Latins,…

I used to visit Foxtails all the time. I moved and haven't been back in a while until tonight. None of the girls I knew from last year were here. I asked for a few and…

It has been a while since I’ve been here. I would highly amused when my coworkers decided they were throwing a going away party at the acropolis. There of been some clubs in Portland which I’ve…

Visited this place for the first time on a Friday afternoon. Arrived around 1. No cover. Only three girls working plus the bartender. She was old hag who looked like she’d had a long miserable…

I have been to this location a few times over the past two weeks and although the venue itself is lovely, it was mostly low energy. First I will go over what is good;…

Another trip to Criket was on the agenda. This seems to be the place to go for me right now. No valet, no entry fee, and NO SMOKE. Running an errand in the area and…

Decided to hit up this club after a while.It was on a Wednesday evening (around 9pm).Parking was abundant and no issues in finding a good spot close by (despite their main building area presently being…

I was visiting Phx for a golf trip and had one afternoon free to sample some of the local clubs. I read previous reviews, and chose Christies because of a personal message with one of…

I frequent this bar about once a month and decided to stop in Friday night to see how things are looking but to my surprise not that great. There’s no cover or security at…

Decided to try something different, and stopped by Rick's on a recent Tuesday afternoon. Parking was easy, cover was $5. Smelled like they still allow smoking, which is a big detriment in…

This review is more about midday at a Minneapolis strip club vs The actual club itself. I saw an add for all day happy hour at the Downtown Cabaret from 11 am - 7 PM M-F,…

So when they first opened 2001 Odyssey back in the days when Playboy magazine, Mungo Jerry, and polyester were a thing, I'm sure the owners were envisioning the strip club of the future.…

I was working in Indianapolis and decided to go to Brad's based on my reviews and ratings. First I'ma say I normally go to Follies in Atlanta. Absolutely no comparison. I got there about 5…

A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly opposed to letting…

I dropped by Shimmers on New Years evening because I remembered how much fun I had had on prior visits and this visit didn’t disappoint. I walked in and was patted down by security and…

Went to Kittens recently on a weekday around 5pm. I was literally the only one there outside of someone hanging back in the VIP area. I felt the hustle level was pretty subtle…

The layout of stage dolls is the same as I described before. As soon as you walk in there is a rectangular bar straight ahead of you. Two poles on opposite ends of the bar.…

After a disappointing hour at NYNY, I decided to drive over to Diamonds and check it out. The "membership" thing you have to do is annoying, but it wasn't the first time I've had to…

I stopped in about 7:30PM, and I was literally the only customer. The pregnant bartender was the only one out front. The place is a little run-down looking - there's literally a line of duct tape…

I haven't been since the last hurricane in Myrtle Beach hit. It cleaned up nicely. Entry for people like me (non SC ID) must pay a $10 admission unless you can find a pass in…

This was my first visit to this club, I've always looked at the reviews thinking.. this place is awesome! But the location was always a bit of a deterrent.. So to dip my toe in…

I went here for the Christmas party and it was just as good if not better than the usual days. The Lodge always has that laid back hunting cabin feel. During the party they livened…

Popped in for my first time visit on a tuesday night, at around 8pm or so. There was 15 dollar entry fee. I walked in the main doors and was immediately greeted by a waitress.…

So I flew in last Thursday night on a last minute trip to SoFla. My ATF originally from up in deepest Mid-Atlantica had come down here for a few weeks to cash on thirsty…

Went in on a day and time I usually don’t go. Cover is $22 , sat down and waited for my Diet Coke. Because I haven’t been at this day and time , the rotation…

After checking out Mpire and Camelot in the nearby DuPont Circle area on previous visits to DC; I made a visit to Archibald’s this trip on a Wednesday night around 10:00 pm. As always, clubs…

Camelot is a pleasant, low key show bar - understand that and set your expectations for the area and you’ll have a good time. As many have noted, Camelot and Mpire Club are about 50…

Ok. So this review is from the Friday before New Years so it’s been a while but Want to provide a follow up from previous visit. As I Left off my last review it…

Decided to visit Rhode Island Dolls to watch the College Football Playoff game after the talent level at Desires was not to my taste. For those of you who have never been here; the…

Everyone knows how this place is laid out. Topless and BYOB. No cover charge during the weekdays $5.00 water.. Looked at the schedule and took a ride a down to PH. Cayenne was the first to…

Showed up on a Friday around 9pm. Cover was 5 dollars. Ordered an IPA draft that cost maybe $7. Looked around and saw the place was maybe 1/3 full. Approximately 15-20 dancers working of…

Visited a few weeks ago, but that visit was so unremarkable that I didn’t even bother to post about it. There was a really hot dancer that I had not seen before there and…

When you are the only PL, they actually seem happy to see you. I got to Mustangs at around 10:30 p.m. on the slowest Tuesday night that I have ever seen. There were two…

I went on a Monday afternoon around 2pm. Probably about 3 other patrons, and maybe 8 dancers. I was surprised when the manager came over to me about 10 minutes in just to shake my…

Stopped at brads yet again. Somehow got no cover at about 730 PM on a Tuesday. Place was pretty dead. The new lights in the back wall make the area opposite of the DJ booth…

Stopped in on Tuesday afternoon around 5:30. Parking lot was kind of empty, so I didn’t have a lot of hope for this trip right out of the gate. Rockstar is in a semi-residential neighborhood.…

I took off work early on a Wednesday afternoon and got to the club around 2:30. The club is located in a safe area, although you will need a car to reach it.…

Cover was about $17, and included a drink ticket for either red-bull or a bottle of alcohol free beer. The place is in a weirdly empty industrial part of town, there's a bar next door…

I have been to this club twice in the past ten years before the Synn takeover. This club was a bikini club for larger Latinas. I came to see Cammy who I've gotten dances…

Haven't been for a while but decided I wanted a change of pace. About 6 girls working. Sue maybe Eastern European, tall cute friendly. Puerto Rican girl, nice figure kinda very aggressive, small black haired…

First visit to this location. It is under new management. Walked in and paid the cover charge, $20. I missed the early hours by about 30 minutes. I had about two…

On a early Saturday afternoon a few weeks back, decided I needed a pussy pick me up. Headed down to Criket to see if there’s anything new on tap. Been trying multiple visits to snag…

I live in Greenville SC which is about two hours away. The Greenville SC scene has sucked a ever since PP went bust. I’ve been reading reviews for Follies for a few years…

First tip for any drunk tourist in Vegas - don't take a cab or Uber! They'll charge you a $50 cover charge per person. We called for their shuttle service and we got in…

R I stopped in one afternoon after some meetings in the area. No cover which was nice and the door guy was actually cool. He didn’t recognize me so apologized and asked for id. This was…

I’ve had Bare Elegance on my list of places to go since I heard about the nude women walking around, but I don’t really ever work on the Westside very often, but was going to…

Came to this place for the first time 2 weeks ago thinking that since it was Linden it would be somewhat fun. I got here shortly 12am, there was no cover at this time. The…

Recently made it out to the club on a Monday night about a week ago. As always the staff is super nice and helpful, from the door/floor guys to the waitstaff. Holy shit this place…

As a point i usually don't visit local clubs, but i had a few hours to kill and this place hadn't been reviewed in a while. i thought i would do my investigative duty and…

I visited the club with one of my friend from Dallas. The cover was $25 , I was patted down before entering. The club was packed and had no place for us to sit.…

Been over 2 years since the last visit. As always a great ambiance and remember smoking is permitted so be prepared to come out like an ashtray. All in all great drink specials for vodka…

I was traveling through Columbus and staying in a hotel at the airport. Centerfold is a very short drive from the hotels and even has a shuttle to and from airport hotels. Went in about…

I made a trip to Treasure Club in Hickory recently since I was in the area. On this particular day there wasn't much to write home (or on TUSCL) about. Parking is free and plentiful,…

I am still perplexed about the difference between the new and the old Lido and LaRouge and haven’t been to either in quite some time. But, i was in town and staying near Times…

I have been visiting red raven the past few weeks. Decided it was time to head back to PO to see what if anything had changed. I arrived around 2 and there was quite a…

An average day with the standard $10 valet parking. The usual slim door girl wasn't at her post, rather one of the managers. Still donated a few bucks before passing into the darkness.…

It has been years since I have been to Billy Deans Showtime Cafe. I decided to stop in after a lame date for a drink and ended up spending the rest of the evening. I…

Catching up with a review from a visit last August. I was in town on business, so I decided to go unwind. The club was a little slow, more dancers than patrons (though that's almost always…

I rarely get the chance to club during the daytime so this was rare. Synn has been well described. The difference is at night, especially Thurs, the place is very crowded and there…

I stopped into the Rhino on a Thursday hoping to take advantage of their Thursday specials ($140 for 30 mins in back). This January they're running a special where cover is free before 6:30pm (one…

I returned to Showcase late on a Friday night. As has been noted numerous times, the club is in an industrial area in PG County. Not an upscale area, but still seems…

It was MLK day, so I didn't expect much, and nothing much happened. I was there 7-9pm. The day shift ends at 8pm, so the beginning of night shift has almost as much as typical…

It was about 9 pm on a Monday night. Parkway is, as others have noted, a neighborhood bar. No cover before 7 and $5 after seven on weekdays--$10 on Friday and Saturday.…

Visited on a Friday around 6. There was ONE dancer there, named Heidi. This place has always been slow, but ONE dancer on a Friday at 6:00 when the club opened at 3:00 is pretty…

Arrived at Henry’s around 2:30 pm on Saturday 01-11-20. It had been raining since midnite so the parking lot was a mess. But hey, it’s free. Paid $5 cover upon entering. Only 3-4 other customers but…

Haven't been there for about three months and decided to roll into town on a Tuesday afternoon, since the weather was cooperating. I will try to summarize a Tuesday afternoon, Tuesday night & Wednesday night…

Went on a Friday night around 1030pm. Parking is all on the street, but didn't have any issue finding some. Now it's not in the greatest area in the world, so if I…

Every other month I try the place out. Sometimes, hit. Most times, miss. This time was a double hit. A couple of my usual friends were there. The light skinned AA.…

I've been doing a lot of otc so haven't been to any clubs lately, but was in the mood for something new so I made my way to fc Saturday night. Arrived a little after…

Stopped by the GSpot last week to find Geisla in the parking lot talking on her phone and the Akron Fire Department runnig around doing all kinds of inspections on the buildings. Geisla said they had…

Stop by BSC after a disappointing evening at Christies in Tempe. I was going to go home but then remembered that the Barrett Jackson auto show was going on, and that may draw some good…

I was back in TO for business so it was back to Cafe Atlantis which is starting to feel like my home-away-from-home. Good thing I don't live here as I would spend way too much…

I went by the desert on a Friday afternoon. I had a pass from a sister club so admission was free with a $10 soda which I requested from the waitress soon after I…

I am an older, white guy from Wisconsin who visited Miami for a winter getaway in early January. As usual when I am on vacation, I visited a couple of SC’s. I did some research…

I hit PW around 9:00 on a Friday. It was relatively early and dancers kept arriving during the 2 hours I was there and I'm sure more came after I left. The quality…

I was in Milwaukee on business and took an afternoon break to visit the original Silk. Have always had a decent time here on the afternoons but this trip got ruined by the regulars that…

So I popped in during the college football championship, thinking the place might be busy for the game- nope. Although I wasn't paying TOO close of attention, my guess was maybe less than 12…

Gave this place another chance after visiting on a dead boring monday. Sat by the stage this time and got plenty of attention. First girl was a tall brunette. Discussed menu items and she didnt…

Wax use to be one of my favorite clubs for daytime fun. Since they closed the back VIP rooms, the club sadly just isn't the same. All my favorite girls have left. I don't even…

This is a composite review covering three visits - two that took place a couple of months ago, and one that took place about one week ago. First, to give a brief overview of the club:…

Been a while since I’ve been back to Mickey’s but was driving up 95 the other day so I thought I’d stop for a quickie. Place never seems to change which depending what…

One of the only Vegas style clubs I've found in the midwest. Full nude dances are 100 for 3 songs in a private area. Bottle service & extremely nice private rooms for the high rollers.…

synn again. i used to come to this place a whole lot. now that money is tight I choose to spend it in Tijuana instead of the USA. but still I thoroughly enjoy an occasional…

As other reviews have made clear, by appearances this is a shabby, workout looking place. Most SCs I have visited that look like Showcase (SC) have been very disappointing and sometimes unpleasant. That is simply…