Reviews

I was in Dallas the night before. Had an awesome time OTC with a Cubanita that I had met on a prior visit. Was a little hungover but wanted to check out some Houston clubs…

I was in St. Louis last weekend so I decided to check out bottoms up. I got there around 10:30pm. First thing I noticed was a new small semi-paved parking lot directly in…

I arrived at Onyx a little before 1am. I was able to park in the lot outside the club for no charge. I went through a pat down and a trip through the…

Damn this place is something else. Had never been before. Free, large parking lot. $13.50 to enter around 9:30 pm on a Thursday. Paid cover to two girls at the front desk. Men's room off…

After having gone to the OKC Night Trips a few times, I was in Tulsa and decided to pay that location a visit. It was a Saturday night around 10pm, and I visited with 2…

It has been about a year since I last visited Players, so I decided to make a return visit to see how the club was after the beads had been removed from the VIP.…

I hadn't been to Bazooka's in over a year, so I decided to stop back in and give it a shot. I visited on a Friday afternoon at about 4:30pm. When you walk in the…

More of a notice than a review. Place is a adult store with a ‘club’ behind that costs $5 to enter. When I asked to enter they said it was open but only the…

So I had read the reviews that things were friendly at the Rio again so I figured I would stop in to see. Arrived just as day shift had a few stragglers and the…

Hadn’t been here in years and decided to make a stop in. Grabbed a 6 pack as its byob and parked in the lot next to a woman in her car who looked like she…

So I swung by this place around 9:00pm on a Wednesday night. This place is tucked away In a industrial zone in Wilmington. It’s a pretty nice club. I walked in the door man…

Not to far from the truck stop so went to check it out once again after some years. Showed up right after midnight, and had a $10 cover charge. Forgot they don't serve alcohol…

Had a short window of time to spare and decided to stop in. Beer I think was $3, bar/table dance $5. The day shift has been really stale, and in my opinion not so good…

So this is a combined review of La Pearl and OuterSpace. These are 2 different floors of the same semi shabby building at 54th and Pearl in West Philadelphia, 1 block from Haverford Ave. It’s…

I made prior arrangements to visit Katana, Rexi and Saki at 2:30 on Friday Afternoon. The 3 lovely Asian ladies and I sat at one of the small tables. There is only room…

Ok, ok....I know. How can a hole in the wall like The Office get such a high review? Maybe it’s because I’m from Chitown where extras are all but completely dead and it’s all about…

I arrived at 11:00 and paid my $7 for parking. Outside of the club was nice and well lit. The parking lot is private and fenced off from the road. The interior of the club…

Was in Madison for a very boring legalese conference for work and stopped in about 9:30 PM and was buzzed in. Kind of a weird parking lot but worked. After a minute was given a…

Rumors is one of the handful of clubs in Atl I had never been to. I was hanging out with a friend of mine (female friend) that suggested we go there as it was early,…

This was my first ever visit to Pandora's, and y'all weren't kidding with this place were you? I didn't even get the full day shift experience since I was there from 10pm-12am, and it was…

I arrived at 4:30 pm. The parking lot is huge and well lighted in a good neighborhood. Entrance is through a hall way with restrooms on the left. No cover at the time I entered,…

Arrived shortly after 10pm on a Sunday night in February. I took an Uber there so I can't comment on the parking, though the lot out front appeared fairly empty. Walked in and…

Rolled into Scores around 10pm on a Friday night, with 3 friends. We usually go to SR in WPB, but wanted to switch things up. There were 2 police cars in the parking…

This place is a little hole in the wall in Columbus NJ. The parking lot is all gravel with numerous pot holes. It is one of the last remaining places in Jersey that…

Was in Orlando on business. Stopped at this club after dinner at Lindas La Cantina. I had heard that Orlando clubs were pretty worthless so i wasnt expecting much, so maybe that influenced…

Tootsies is huge, starting with the parking lot. I arrived early (about 9pm) and there was lots of space. A security guy drove around the lot in a golf cart. There was no charge for…

I was going basically past The Body on my way back to my hotel after being at Dean's Gold, so I swung in a bit after midnight. Parking was a challenge in a small lot…

Back in Atlanta I only had time to visit one of the clubs, so of course I went back to Follies. I arrived Monday afternoon around 1:30pm. The valet was in service, but I arrived…

It’s been a LONG time since I visited a club in Mobile. Sammy’s is long gone, and I wasn’t sure if Diamonds would still be around. I dropped by around 6:00 or 6:30, and the…

Stopped in for an afternoon visit. The last few times I’ve been here has been in the evenings. Free parking as always right off Lundy. It was fairly dark when I…

I went to Cabaret Le Folichon on a Tuesday night about midnight. Parking is behind the building, and the entrance is on the right side of the structure. There was no cover charge, but you…

Dean's Gold is relatively easy to get to by car, sitting on a major intersection. It has a large parking lot that's lit. The first night I was there (Wednesday around 8:00) there was no…

This review covers my two most recent visits. As you can tell by previous reviews, I visit the club often. The club continues to be strong- ladies of all types, from the young and…

I first stopped at Lusty’s down the street. I walked in pretending to look for someone I was meeting. I didn’t see anything I liked there so I told the bartender that my…

I visited Cabaret Le Carol at 20:40 on a Monday night. The strip club shares a parking lot with Motel de L'Aeroport. I paid a $3 cover charge to the lady working the door. The…

Fantasia is about 15-20 minutes south of Huntsville on Memorial Parkway. It’s well outside the city, but Memorial Parkway is a heavily traveled main highway and it’s not a bad looking area. It’s in…

I have been to the Light a few times before and it was a good couple months since I last visited so decided to stop by on a Tuesday evening of last week to relax…

This is a pretty large bar located in a safe with plenty of parking readily available. The bar is a large square with lap dance booths scattered around the outside of the bar there is…

visited Tootsies on Thursday February 27, 2020 from about 8:30 to 10 pm. It’s easy to find and has a very large free parking lot. The club is about the largest there…

After going to another club up the street which was a lot tamer than normal. The girls had their nipples covered. I asked what was up with that, she said the club has some changes.…

It was my inaugural trip to Follies. I had been in communication with shadowcat and it worked out for him to meet me there. Got there at 11:15 and no valet or cover.…

Finally made a visit after the wall came down. The owner has put a lot of money in the place, but I doubt he will generate much of a return. The screens over the bar…

I’ve been going to the Centerfold for nearly 20 years, but much less frequently as better options for entertainment are available in Dearborn and Inkster. But the Fold is close to home and work, so…

So every time I come in here, I never know what I'm going to get. Sometimes there's little talent and then there's time's where I can believe how much talent is there. I…

This review will be based on 2 different fridays of going there two weeks apart. The first visit on a friday was badass sexy sexy spanish girls with phat booties. Got extras with this girl…

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single monger…

Gold Diggers had been a regular place to visit for the last 4 years - shapely , friendly and "hands on" black women was the signature offering of this place ... Unfortunately not so yesterday…

Was in Phoenix visiting a friend and had some time to kill, so I stopped by right at opening time. Decent sized parking lot in the back. I got there early, a beer vendor was…

Taking a break from has been my default Phoenix club, Bourbon Street, I decided to give this club another try. This was my second visit to the club, giving it a second chance as…

Subi's is a little far from where I live and so I don't come here often. But I had business in the area and decided to stop by. The valet parking was…

I made several visits to Cabaret Lady Mary Ann over the last couple weeks. There is a bar on the right wall and a stage on the left wall. The stage has two twenty foot…

First time I went to this club. I tend to like the clubs that are a step or two below the nicer ones, so a place like this is kinda right up my alley. Went…

I've been to this hole in the wall before but it's been a while. It's not bad for a quick fix with some older Brazilian milf/gilf that's probably between a 4-5. However, that definitely was…

It had been a while since I had been to TD’s North due to several factors, but not a whole lot has changed in the year or so since I was last here. What has…

I was there early evening and more girls were arriving as I left about 9 PM but I picked 6-10 girls because that's how many were working during my visit. I'll bet it was…

Since there has not been a review in a long time and it's close by I decided to check it out. If you have a low car dont try to get into the parking lot…

I am retired, wealthy and live stress free. I arrived around 10 on Super Tuesday evening. Cover charge was $10, Coors Lite was $6, Lap Dances were $10, VIP Dances were upstairs at $25, Champagne…

Ok, here is your guide to the Palo in Vegas. This is one of two places I visit when I'm in Vegas, Chicas Bonito's is the other and I'll touch on that in another…

This club has been here for more than 30 years. It has a laid back atmosphere and feels like a safe place to be. The lighting is slightly on the dark side but…

So this club is now called Club 550. It seems it was also called the bunny girl club and My Club at some point too. 550 California ave is the address. I decided to find…

Went for a buisness trip to chicago from boston we heard they had cheap beer and entertainment... at first glance the club itself was a little dated and i was a little uncomfortable, but after…

Had some time after work so I decided to hit up good ole Strokers. One of the clubs close to me so i frequent it often along with Pin Ups which are pretty close to…

After I went to Henry's and Bogarts...which were both flops, I decided to go to the LS. No more street parking like the good old days...well you can, but they still charge you the…

Made a trip to TJ for Hong Kong and Chicago Club, but ended up going into this place across from Hong Kong and had a great time. The club has seating to the left…

I was here on a Tuesday sometime in late January. When I entered the club at 7:50PM, I was the only customer. No kidding! There was Sharlette dancing on the stage and 2 other girls…

Went to Atlantic city on Friday for a small bachelors party. After walking outside the Tropicana around 10 pm not knowing what the plan was, a hotel worker asked us if we wanted to go…

I was driving by the club February 22, and noticed that the billboard said “last dance 2-22-2020”! Wondering if that meant what I thought, I pulled over and walked in for the first time in many…

Blaze is one of my favorite spots. It is pretty close to me and has the type of chick i like most, thick dancers, most of whick at Blaze will be AA. You will find…

I tried Chicas for the first time. I got there early on a Tuesday evening. They gave me a pat down, but no cover. When you walk in, the bar is on…

Had some business to handle on the Westside, so i was like let me go to one of the old spots. A few years back, Wax was like some of the follies reviews imo. By…

Decided to check out Dirty's again since I was coming off I-17, and traffic was brutal on this day so I figured I might as well see some boobage for my troubles. The layout has…

I was in Houston for work for a few days and decided to make my second trip to Glamour Girls, the first one having been about a year ago. I won't go into detail…

I was in Miami for a bit and tried out a few of the clubs. The first place I visited was chosen largely out of proximity. The Foxxy Lady Lounge was about 15 minutes and…

Showed up here shortly after 9pm on a Monday evening, paid the $20 cover and walked in. Looked around for a second and realized I was one of only two customers in the entire building.…

Visited the Emperor's Club in Savannah for the first time since the change over from the old Uncle Harry's owners. One big improvement was a much improved, better lighted parking lot, The club entrance has…

Decided to stop at Amber's not been there for awhile. Parking lot looked some what full a lot of the same cars there all the time makes you think lots of regulars and the usual…

This Club is located in a very crowded area in shibuka, in Tokio I had the chance To visit This Place, it was the only strip club I was in Tokio, it is located in…

Club Truth is one of the most quality looking venues in Detroit. They have a downstairs and a upstairs. At the time the upstairs vip was closed off. This venue is huge with very high…

This was my first time at Oasis. When I pulled into the parking lot, the front lot was full and I had to park behind the building. Enter the building pay the $10…

I was traveling for work and decided to stop in for an hour or so. I wasn’t expecting much as it was only 9pm on a Monday night but it was pretty decent. I walked…

I was in NYC a few weeks, and I had received one of their emails with my special VIP invitation. I had been to the old Lido club, which is how I got on…

Decided to stop by and see if one of my favorites was working. The. Parking lot was decently full.Paid the usual $15 and got a seat and a diet. Watched the rotation , started with…

Headed here for the first time. Arrived late, parking lot was pretty full. Bouncer scanned the ID and did a pat down upon entry. The place has been described before, but it is a small…

I used to go to this place all the time as it was my main hang out and spend around $600 a month there but it was bought out by Head lights in Chesapeake bay…

Decided to check the club out after striking out at Synn NH due to sketchy people out front and sketchy parking in the back. Arrived at around 10pm to find complimentary valet parking. Walked in to…

One of the Dancer came up to me at the bar, we talked for a bit, she was friendly, attractive so I got the special 2 for 40 and then was offered 4 for 100....Mistake,…

Its been a while since I have reviewed the Parrot. This is one of my all-time favorites. While I will admit it does have its ups and downs (no pun intended), it usually will…

Its been a few months since I have been to Ragtime. I had free time on a tuesday afternoon and decided to go. I got there it was empty. I ordered a…

Not elaborating on the layout since it has been hashed out over a 1000 times here. Wednesday evening after 8:00pm at Desire. Parking lot was about 75% full. Walked in and paid my cover. Roughly…

One of my favorite clubs high mileage and great value and I've never had a bad experience till this session. Arrived around 2 pm and paid for 10$ valet. Paid 5 dollars for entry +…

Ive have visited CF approx 10 times over the last 7 years, This was the first time I left with only buying one beer and no lap dances. Club is located in an industrial area,…

First timer here... I’ll give layout thought it was discussed plenty. Upon entry big rectangle bar. To the immediate left are the community $20 rooms and there are also two closed door $30 rooms. Sat…

Arrived to a fairly empty lot. Knowing its Henry's $10 dance day I expected this. The smell of smoke wasnt too bad as the lack of customers helped. The $5 cover was waived…

I’ve been to this club a handful of times, and it’s always a fun atmosphere. There are a ton of reviews about this place, but the biggest distinction between my initial expectations and reality is…

Stopped at the club after a very long dry spell. The night start out fairly steady about 8 girls to start but by 8:30 they went to 2 girls on stage. This is…

Black Betty's is one of my usual stops when I'm in the area and have some time to kill. I never expect much in the way of talent and rarely get a dance since…

Went by on a Saturday afternoon where 5 girls were working. Cream, Monse, Nova, Camille, Coco. $15 cover. Club was dead with just 2-3 customers at first but quickly got to about 15. Nova as usual never…

Early Monday morning used to be a reliable time to visit Hi-Liter. No crowd, good music (often old school rock, pop and R&B), and generally the best looking girls show up early. Now it looks…

I had business in Phoenix, so I decided to try T&A, as my first club. I showed up early evening on a Monday. There were about six girls. Two AA, the rest…

Late Monday night review. In short, $20 cover charge. No booze, but diet Red Bull usually works for me. $6 to get into the private dance area every time you take a…