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I decided to visit this club because it was within walking distance from my hotel and it had pretty good reviews. I actually visited on Saturday night a couple of weeks ago. The club is…

After a promising but quiet afternoon visit, I decided to visit Dream Girls on a weekday evening. I arrived about 10PM to a parking lot that was about 1/3 full. I had a…

As usual, this was another great visit to Sunset Strip. I get there just before 5pm and it's pretty packed. As a regular, I see the same girls and also as usual they…

I've been absent from the scene for awhile but decided to check out the what is now called the Devil's Triangle. Why they call it that I don't have any idea. Anyway I…

I haven’t been in this place in over a year so I decided to give it another shot. Parked as discretely as I could in the back. Walked in and was greeted by the dancer,…

Well, got some bad news gents. This place is closing. This may be the last weekend, so I made the road trip on a Thursday night to see the place. Entry was the same as…

Was headed to the Criket and decided to stop in Bogarts since it’s right there. Didn’t want to spend a lot if I didn’t have to. Heard this place was on the up and up…

I went to Solid Gold in Pompano Beach on Thursday February 20, 2020 from about 7:30 to 10:30 pm. The club is located near the Atlantic Blvd exit from I95 (exit 36). Turn…

Well it's been about two years since I've been to Tits. I never go out of my way to visit this spot but I was coming down the Parkway, in need of some lunch and…

The UC is in uptown Charlotte surrounded by lots of vehicular and pedestrian activity and is safe in my opinion. There is a small parking lot on the property. It's free but limited.…

I stopped by with a friend about 10 pm on a Saturday evening. This used to be our hangout on a regular basis a few years back. There were a number of…

Made another stop at Stressaway. Last trip was an L1 experience and I wondered if more was available. As I walked into the foyer, I saw there were a couple cars there, I hoped there…

Have not been to this place in a very long time, however nothing has changed. Same setup as everyone mentioned prior. Unfortunately I do not know the dancers names, but an older good looking spanish…

Round Valley Inn was closed for a few weeks for renovations to the bathrooms as well as the lap dance rooms. They are reopened and what a difference. For those of us that are long…

This place in Queens has been her for decades. Rectangular bar with ladies dancing in the middle. Diversity of dancers has diminished over the years. Just Russian, Eastern European and a few Latinos this…

Was in San Diego for business and ended up with an afternoon off and decided to make the plunge and go to Hong Kong for the first time after hearing about it for years.…

This is the closest club to my home, which is about the only reason for frequenting the place. With one exception. Financials: Cover - none except on the bi-monthly Nude nights; Drinks - $2 for water…

I haven't visited this place for eons, at least 10 years or more. Before I say anything more, I didn't see any nudity at this club, I thought I saw a dancer flash her…

My second night in South Florida, I decided to link up with Papi Chulo at Tootsies. I arrived at Tootsies around 10:45pm on a Friday night. Tootsies is always free to park and…

PH is a small place on the southbound side of Route 130 in Burlington, just past the the used car lot that used to be a Honda dealership. If you're coming from the north…

A favorite of mine for decades, it's been easily a year or more since I've been. At one point I was stopping 5-7 times a month, for good reason. Value, sexy ladies here and there…

Candi's is known for being one of the better afternoon clubs in Charlotte. The club opens around noon , and I arrived there around 3:00 pm expecting the activities to be in full swing…

As I end up doing a lot of times when I get into Portland, I swung by the Acropolis for dinner. Yes, I get that it's not the greatest steak ever eaten by man. But…

After a little while at Acropolis, I decided to drive across town and see if Casa Diablo was as good as it had been on previous visits. It.....wasn't really. It was good, but not the…

Bar La Broussaille has not changed much in the three years since I last reviewed it. The pink building is still small and cramped. Private dances are still $10 per song. There is still no…

I stopped by Siren’s Wednesday at about 8:40 PM after a business meeting. It was $10 cover at the door. There was a cute girl and a big bouncer working the door. They…

Silver reign in West LA has been around for as long as I can remember, and I have been going there for well over a decade. In the early years, at least once or twice…

Visiting from out of state and this was the closest club. Club is small and right next to the freeway. Behind the club is a residential area. A series of businesses, including…

I walked in about quarter past 3 in the afternoon. Eden’s is now open at 11 AM to get the lunch crowd. There were two other customers there when I walked in and…

As far as single men go, The Green Door is a clip joint. As you pay your $80 cover charge you're told that the place is crowded. Once you step in you enter a main…

Went there for the 1st time. It's a little smaller than most clubs I've been to, and I'm fine with that. They were remodeling the men's bathroom, so it was nice to see…

... is better than just about any other day anywhere else. Sorry for the click-bate. Couldn't resist I recently had a day long layover at LAX. I got a rental car and headed down to San…

From its first incarnation as the "Fuzzy Grape", this place hs always been a bit different than other Massachusetts clubs. Weird physical design imo with horseshoe stage that is huge surrounded by seats on…

I went to Cabaret JR on a Wednesday at 17:00. There was no cover charge. For beer, the club only serves Molson Coors products. Bottles are $5.50 Sunday through Wednesday. Bottles are two for $10…

This was my second time at BTS on a work trip out to the Detroit area. I arrived at about 6:00, left the car with the valet and had a $10 cover (I think).…

My past experience was kind of dull, so I went in with the mindset I wasn't going to spend a lot of time there. Well I was dead wrong! Back in December, I came up to…

I decided to skip my usual club (XTC) to try my luck down south at Divas. I have a thing for Latinas so I like the sleazy type clubs. The cover was $12…

I arrived in Motor City at 1:00 in the afternoon and had time to spare since I was not meeting my client for dinner until 6:30 pm. I knew the dinner would run late…

Way back in the early eighties this was the first strip club I ever visited and I still like to pop in from time to time. As money others have mentioned in prior reviews this…

It has been a long time since I have visited this establishment. Nearly a year. I have had some fun times in this club in the past. This visit was no exception. There were a lot…

I spotted Bar Casino while driving through Alma. The strip club is on the west side of 169 in front of Motel Rustik and just north of a sex shop called Folisexe. There is a…

On a Saturday after DJing at a club that closed at 2, I was not ready to go home so I decided to stop into this downtown Rhino. After paying the cover I went in…

Before leaving Portland, I made a trip to DV8, my favorite club in town from previous visits. It's basically a nice little neighborhood bar, that just happens to have some (often, but not always) stunningly…

As part of a trip to Portland, I had time to kill most nights. On Saturday night, I finally decided to go ahead and try out the Kit Kat Club. It's more of a tourist…

So, last time I went to Devils Point (a mid-week, midday), there was only one dancer visible, who was sweet and then tried to choke me with her panties. Back then, the bartender also mentioned…

Stopped in for a quick drink around 7pm, pouring rain and parking is right off the road. A bit dangerous. Walked in and took a while for my eyes to adjust to how dark it…

This is a compilation of a couple different visits: I've reviewed this place in the past, and really wasn't that impressed. But as a service to other PLs in here, I struggled through a couple…

I decided to stop in on a Wednesday evening. I got to the door just before they started charging cover at 6pm. I’m glad I did because I thought I heard the cover was more…

I was in the mood to hit a club this past Sunday so stopped by LS since I haven't been here in a while. They don't open until 6PM on Sunday's. Arrived a little after…

My first visit to Paradise. I went here because I do like thicker women and I like latin women. This place has them both. I know its not for everyone, but that's my jam. The club…

It’s been some time since I’ve visited the Lamplighter and I decided to stop in. As has been mentioned by others, there has been an influx of former BJs girls as well as customers so…

Went here on a Monday evening around 6pm as soon as I sit down. One of my old favorites Angel sat next to me and said what's up. But now she is a shot girl…

The Pony has always been a nice mixed club for all to go & enjoy. All though there has been some complaints about It I felt you could at least count on it to provide…

I parked in the lot alongside of the club inside the fence. Really early or really late there will typically be spaces in there. If you've ever spent time at Showcase, walking into this club…

I stopped by Treasure Club before flying out of town, love the airport convenience. I booked a late flight to allow me to spend a few hours there the week of the Super Bowl.…

This club is the latest incarnation of the club which was last good when it was called Babes, and last decent when it was called Spice. When the club was called Emergency Room, someone was…

I tried this place out for a single shift. I have no intention to return. *Dancer Vampiness && Mileage: Hopefully can be comprehended from some of these rules I was explicitly given (which the club…

First trip to Boise and not really knowing what the scene is like, I figured why not try this place out as it was very close to downtown where I was staying. It was a Monday…

I visited VIII recently on a trip to Detroit. I had been to this club before. The layout is the same with three stages. One on the left after you enter with some bar stools…

This was my 2nd visit since Lido merged or sold their list to Le Rouge or whatever happened. I was there previously in November and this visit was in late December. It…

I arrived at the Gold Club about 4:30 pm on a rainy afternoon. There are some construction trucks in the parking lot which has been patched again ,so it is better, but not good.…

Had a Thursday afternoon free so I cruised up 295 to the Playhouse. I arrived around 3:30 which pretty much insured me being doomed in traffic after leaving. The parking lot seemed fuller…

So this place is much different than the clubs I usually attend. First off, it’s a house and not a bar. Second, there seems to be only two girls per shift. Third, they are open…

I stopped by Cheetahs on the Thursday night after the Super Bowl.  It was my second SC experience in Miami (first was Dean's Gold, second was Cheetahs, third was E11even-review to come, fourth was Playmates-review…

Stopped in on a Friday evening and paid the $26 cover. It seemed a lot less busier than Friday evenings that I've come in on in the past but maybe it was just a slow…

Back at the Inn. Had a little time to chill before I had to go pick up a friend at DCA so I decided to give it another go at the old ebony inn.…

When I arrived at 10 there was a woman in her fifties or sixties on stage. Well beyond her best years. I wouldn’t have been interested during her best years. I was about to leave…

Red Rose is perched atop a hillock on trendy South Congress Av. Closest to downtown (if you don't count Chicas Bonitas.) Parking - Free and Valet both available. Lot is covered by CCTV. Cover was free but…

I have not been through Jacksonville much in the past year, and visited Sinsations last time through. After an absence of many, many months I decided I would visit Wackos and see if the recent…

On my last trip through St. Louis I decided to give some of the sketchier clubs a try. I'm not usually a big fan of dives, but some of the reviews made it sound like…

Wise Guys was the second Washington Park dive I tried in my last swing through St. Louis, after Dollies. Wise Guys is a bit further into Washington Park than Dollies. It has fenced in parking…

Seafood and strippers are the two things I adore most about South Florida. So, when i touchdown in Miami around 10am Thursday morning, my first move was to head to Joe’s Stone Crab. Then…

After a sad visit to SR Rialto, I made my way to Upland for some fun at Trop Lei. I arrived at about 6pm on a Friday night, just as a shift change was about…

Arrived at Subi”s around 5pm on a Tuesday. Parked on the side street to avoid $6+ valet fee. No cover during afternoon shift. No booth fee, as well. Place has been described many times. Has…

In the downtown Savannah area, there are really only 2 choices when you’re hungry for some club action: Emperor’s or Temptations. Now they both have their pros and cons, so I’ll lay those out now: Emperor’s:…

The second stop of this winter’s trip to Florida was Cocoa Beach where I visited Cheaters on Monday February 17, 2020 from about 9:30 to 11:15 pm. This Monday was President’s Day and also…

After reading all the reviews about Kittens and Pandora for so long, I finally took a trip to Kittens to see what the fuss was about. I hope to visit Pandora soon as well.…

I started this winter’s trip to Florida in Jacksonville where I visited Doll House on Sunday February 16, 2020 from about 8:30 to 10 pm. This was the Sunday of the President’s Day weekend.…

This was a two night stay in TJ and as usual, it was very rewarding and I left town drained and satisfied. I stayed at Canada’s above HK because of the convenience for my longer…

I arrived at Titillations at around 9 and it parking wasn’t too crowded. It’s been a couple of years since I’ve been here and it was nice too see that there is now a…

The new ownership of Paradise has made a few changes since the club was Bryan's Place but overall the feel is very similar. The club is in the middle of nowhere but sure enough a…

I decided to leave work early after I realized that my throbbing boner is not going anywhere unless some lovely lady takes care of it. I find the best time to arrive in HK to…

I got there at about 4:30ish and there were a few cars in the parking lot. Walked in and there were about 5 girls working and a couple of guys just sitting around. There were…

Sugar 44 has turned into my favorite local club after abandoning HiLiter. I arrived at opening (such a PL) 12:00 to a small parking lot but only mostly dancer's cars in the lot at that…

This is one of my visits to this establishment when i travelled through Jacksonville. It was a thursday night visit past 10:00pm. This club has not got good reviews lately and I still think it…

Drove down to Market Street Monday night for first time in months. Was curious to know if Baby Dolls was still open since raid in late November. Place was closed, but security for Moonlight Lounge…

I was in the area and stopped into Diamond Dolls around 2:00 P.M. in the afternoon. I parked on the side and paid the guy at the door $2.00 to enter the club.…

It was Sunday on a three day weekend, but the joint was a bit slow. $8 cover and lots of empty seats. They had two stages open with dancers doing a single song on…

I’m not a high-rolling, booth-buying bigshot who locks down your favorites all afternoon. I do extensive research on almost anything I purchase — flights, hotels, concert tickets, investments — I use the resources available to…

I’m not extremely familiar with Austin clubs, before this I’d only been to Palazio and elsewhere in Texas (from Oregon). So a bit difficult to reference local comparisons. But anyways. It’s dark and relatively low…

I arrived before 7pm as the cover is free before 7. But the club was pretty much dead even on a Saturday evening until about 9pm. So for those 2 hours there were just a…

Had some time off on a tuesday afternoon so I fiqured I check out my luck at a strip club. Heard good things about Gold Club so I went there a little after 4pm. No…

Been awhile since I've been this establishment. Since Perfect 10 starting sucking so bad, it's the only I will go pretty much. Yes it's kinda dingey. Yes they allow smoking, which sucks…

It has been a while since I last visited Pink Pony. Parking was $5 and the cover was $10. The place was had changed ownership and the talent was moved on when the change…

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived at 1:30 PM. It was a holiday Monday and busier than usual (I assume). Also, I wasn't overly impressed with the lineup. ::: OVERVIEW :::  Club Desires is a small(ish) privately-owned club…

After striking out at the Gold Club I figured I would try by luck at another club. Went by Emperors but there full nude section was closed. I wanted to at least see full nude…

Finally came back after letting it cool down after the raid they had.. Went in like usual, order a beer $6 for a corona. Place was not that busy yetaround 9pm only a handful of custys…

Stopped in to CG on a Monday. It was a holiday so I thought maybe there would be a decent number of girls working. I walked in around 2pm, no cover. I sat at…

I've only been to this club once before - several years ago when a friend took me on a discount-meal night - and the only thing I clearly remember about the visit was that the…

This is the place hot women in Omaha. I travel a lot and decided to check this place out with limited expectations. The layout is there is a circular stage in the middle…