Reviews

First of all, you have to remember where you are. Great Falls doesn't have tons of hotties at the Grocery store, gym, etc. So why would you expect to find a bunch here? It can…

I had messaged Sabrina, my go-to dancer at Paper Moon to see if she would be in at 1:00 PM on Thursday, and she confirmed that she would be there. She also said that…

So this was my first time to Jens on a Saturday night. I usually go on week day nights. I found a spot at the bar which was hard to find. It…

I stopped at Lusty during my lunch hour, the parking lot had only about 4 cars, did not look too busy. I got in, there was no cover charge and sat at the…

Was doing a little shopping that took me past Black jack's in the mid-afternoon, so I stopped on the chance my favorite was on duty. The lot had a few cars but was not…

About every 6 months I stop by this place hoping that by some reason, it's improved.....unfortunately I generally leave disappointed. This was the case during my last visit. I had errands to run in…

Got up here finally after a long hiatus from club-going. This place has ruined me on going to clubs back home since the contact and mileage is much better here. My visit was before the…

Got to strokers about ..3 well 2 but daylight savings time kicked in. This club is in a really really small shopping center and parking is almost non existent. I parking is a pretty unsafe…

If you like latinas and Cubans you will love chicas locas. I got there at 6:30 or 7:00 on a saturday night. There was a good number of dancers but not overcrowded with pl's yet.…

Date/Time: ~1:30 pm on Tuesday (I had come in the night before - Monday around 11 pm as well but did not stay long so I will touch on that visit as well) Outside/Parking: It seems…

I finally made it back here after a bit of a hiatus. First off, the place was practically empty. I was one of only 3 customers when I entered, which was about 2:30…

Hopefully, you read my previous review of this spot. After striking gold yesterday, my Caribbean sweetheart was on my mind all night. We exchanged pleasantries back and forth via text message into the following day.…

I was visiting from out of town and went here based on recommendations from people at the hotel and this site. The first thing I liked was the drink prices, they run a $1 beer…

Oasis is rather easy to locate .. literally sits right off the highway and you pass it as you're getting off the exit Got here about 1am. This places shares a parking lot with what…

I went on a Saturday evening ~9:30-12:00 I saw 7 different dancers on the main stage. 2 were smoking hot. 2 were too skinny for my preference. 3 were moderately attractive. Dances on stage are for 2…

This is my 1st time at this club, I was in the area for work and decided to try this place out. This place is located in an industrial park. Be careful when you’re on…

I visited FKK Sharks in Darmstadt. Took an Uber from airport to Sharks after dropping luggage at hotel. I heeded advice from others to travel there only with cash, clothes on my back and phone…

This covers multiple visits, day and night, over the past few weeks. Hence the reason I didn't choose day or time. Parking and club details, layout, etc. no change from prior reviews. Talent has…

For this particular Monday, as Jim Carey in the Mask would say,H8N was Smoookin! And for once, we're not just talking about the smell of the club. So I have been in Detroit a lot…

I happened to drive past at 6 PM on Saturday, so I made a u-turn and pulled in the parking lot next to the club. There were 4 cars and a motorcycle.…

Dropped by on this Washington park day of strip clubbing, went in at 2pm and then again as I ended the strip club arounds. 1st trip, paid $7 or so, didn't count the change…

I have been a stopping in at good guys for a very long time. Even with the recent upgrades to the club, it is still a hole in the wall. First the talent, it really has…

Visited on an annual winter trip to Florida. Have been here a couple of times before this. There were more dancers than customers. I'm concerned about the combination of free Web porn and coronavirus upon…

Man oh man... Been a very long time since I've been here maybe 2 or 3 years refer to my last b review of this place.... went here after a meeting... arrive around 130ish one…

Disappointed with the lineup at Lusty's, I headed over to OGD, a place that I have found to be pretty reliable during my dozen or so visits over the last couple of years. OGD failed me…

I hadn't been to the clubs in Akron for awhile so I thought I'd make the drive early on Saturday. I arrived at Lusty's around 3 and nothing has changed. . . except the bar stools,…

Came here on a Saturday night around 11PM. The club is located downstairs in the old Flashdancers location. Everything is pretty much accented in blue, from the lighting, to the stage to the upholstery. Didn’t…

I was in Dallas the night before. Had an awesome time OTC with a Cubanita that I had met on a prior visit. Was a little hungover but wanted to check out some Houston clubs…

I was in St. Louis last weekend so I decided to check out bottoms up. I got there around 10:30pm. First thing I noticed was a new small semi-paved parking lot directly in…

I arrived at Onyx a little before 1am. I was able to park in the lot outside the club for no charge. I went through a pat down and a trip through the…

Damn this place is something else. Had never been before. Free, large parking lot. $13.50 to enter around 9:30 pm on a Thursday. Paid cover to two girls at the front desk. Men's room off…

After having gone to the OKC Night Trips a few times, I was in Tulsa and decided to pay that location a visit. It was a Saturday night around 10pm, and I visited with 2…

It has been about a year since I last visited Players, so I decided to make a return visit to see how the club was after the beads had been removed from the VIP.…

I hadn't been to Bazooka's in over a year, so I decided to stop back in and give it a shot. I visited on a Friday afternoon at about 4:30pm. When you walk in the…

More of a notice than a review. Place is a adult store with a ‘club’ behind that costs $5 to enter. When I asked to enter they said it was open but only the…

So I had read the reviews that things were friendly at the Rio again so I figured I would stop in to see. Arrived just as day shift had a few stragglers and the…

Hadn’t been here in years and decided to make a stop in. Grabbed a 6 pack as its byob and parked in the lot next to a woman in her car who looked like she…

So I swung by this place around 9:00pm on a Wednesday night. This place is tucked away In a industrial zone in Wilmington. It’s a pretty nice club. I walked in the door man…

Not to far from the truck stop so went to check it out once again after some years. Showed up right after midnight, and had a $10 cover charge. Forgot they don't serve alcohol…

Had a short window of time to spare and decided to stop in. Beer I think was $3, bar/table dance $5. The day shift has been really stale, and in my opinion not so good…

So this is a combined review of La Pearl and OuterSpace. These are 2 different floors of the same semi shabby building at 54th and Pearl in West Philadelphia, 1 block from Haverford Ave. It’s…

I made prior arrangements to visit Katana, Rexi and Saki at 2:30 on Friday Afternoon. The 3 lovely Asian ladies and I sat at one of the small tables. There is only room…

Ok, ok....I know. How can a hole in the wall like The Office get such a high review? Maybe it’s because I’m from Chitown where extras are all but completely dead and it’s all about…

I arrived at 11:00 and paid my $7 for parking. Outside of the club was nice and well lit. The parking lot is private and fenced off from the road. The interior of the club…

Was in Madison for a very boring legalese conference for work and stopped in about 9:30 PM and was buzzed in. Kind of a weird parking lot but worked. After a minute was given a…

Rumors is one of the handful of clubs in Atl I had never been to. I was hanging out with a friend of mine (female friend) that suggested we go there as it was early,…

This was my first ever visit to Pandora's, and y'all weren't kidding with this place were you? I didn't even get the full day shift experience since I was there from 10pm-12am, and it was…

I arrived at 4:30 pm. The parking lot is huge and well lighted in a good neighborhood. Entrance is through a hall way with restrooms on the left. No cover at the time I entered,…

Arrived shortly after 10pm on a Sunday night in February. I took an Uber there so I can't comment on the parking, though the lot out front appeared fairly empty. Walked in and…

Rolled into Scores around 10pm on a Friday night, with 3 friends. We usually go to SR in WPB, but wanted to switch things up. There were 2 police cars in the parking…

This place is a little hole in the wall in Columbus NJ. The parking lot is all gravel with numerous pot holes. It is one of the last remaining places in Jersey that…

Was in Orlando on business. Stopped at this club after dinner at Lindas La Cantina. I had heard that Orlando clubs were pretty worthless so i wasnt expecting much, so maybe that influenced…

Tootsies is huge, starting with the parking lot. I arrived early (about 9pm) and there was lots of space. A security guy drove around the lot in a golf cart. There was no charge for…

I was going basically past The Body on my way back to my hotel after being at Dean's Gold, so I swung in a bit after midnight. Parking was a challenge in a small lot…

Back in Atlanta I only had time to visit one of the clubs, so of course I went back to Follies. I arrived Monday afternoon around 1:30pm. The valet was in service, but I arrived…

It’s been a LONG time since I visited a club in Mobile. Sammy’s is long gone, and I wasn’t sure if Diamonds would still be around. I dropped by around 6:00 or 6:30, and the…

Stopped in for an afternoon visit. The last few times I’ve been here has been in the evenings. Free parking as always right off Lundy. It was fairly dark when I…

I went to Cabaret Le Folichon on a Tuesday night about midnight. Parking is behind the building, and the entrance is on the right side of the structure. There was no cover charge, but you…

Dean's Gold is relatively easy to get to by car, sitting on a major intersection. It has a large parking lot that's lit. The first night I was there (Wednesday around 8:00) there was no…

This review covers my two most recent visits. As you can tell by previous reviews, I visit the club often. The club continues to be strong- ladies of all types, from the young and…

I first stopped at Lusty’s down the street. I walked in pretending to look for someone I was meeting. I didn’t see anything I liked there so I told the bartender that my…

I visited Cabaret Le Carol at 20:40 on a Monday night. The strip club shares a parking lot with Motel de L'Aeroport. I paid a $3 cover charge to the lady working the door. The…

Fantasia is about 15-20 minutes south of Huntsville on Memorial Parkway. It’s well outside the city, but Memorial Parkway is a heavily traveled main highway and it’s not a bad looking area. It’s in…

I have been to the Light a few times before and it was a good couple months since I last visited so decided to stop by on a Tuesday evening of last week to relax…

This is a pretty large bar located in a safe with plenty of parking readily available. The bar is a large square with lap dance booths scattered around the outside of the bar there is…

visited Tootsies on Thursday February 27, 2020 from about 8:30 to 10 pm. It’s easy to find and has a very large free parking lot. The club is about the largest there…

After going to another club up the street which was a lot tamer than normal. The girls had their nipples covered. I asked what was up with that, she said the club has some changes.…

It was my inaugural trip to Follies. I had been in communication with shadowcat and it worked out for him to meet me there. Got there at 11:15 and no valet or cover.…

Finally made a visit after the wall came down. The owner has put a lot of money in the place, but I doubt he will generate much of a return. The screens over the bar…

I’ve been going to the Centerfold for nearly 20 years, but much less frequently as better options for entertainment are available in Dearborn and Inkster. But the Fold is close to home and work, so…

So every time I come in here, I never know what I'm going to get. Sometimes there's little talent and then there's time's where I can believe how much talent is there. I…

This review will be based on 2 different fridays of going there two weeks apart. The first visit on a friday was badass sexy sexy spanish girls with phat booties. Got extras with this girl…

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single monger…

Gold Diggers had been a regular place to visit for the last 4 years - shapely , friendly and "hands on" black women was the signature offering of this place ... Unfortunately not so yesterday…

Was in Phoenix visiting a friend and had some time to kill, so I stopped by right at opening time. Decent sized parking lot in the back. I got there early, a beer vendor was…

Taking a break from has been my default Phoenix club, Bourbon Street, I decided to give this club another try. This was my second visit to the club, giving it a second chance as…

Subi's is a little far from where I live and so I don't come here often. But I had business in the area and decided to stop by. The valet parking was…

I made several visits to Cabaret Lady Mary Ann over the last couple weeks. There is a bar on the right wall and a stage on the left wall. The stage has two twenty foot…

First time I went to this club. I tend to like the clubs that are a step or two below the nicer ones, so a place like this is kinda right up my alley. Went…

I've been to this hole in the wall before but it's been a while. It's not bad for a quick fix with some older Brazilian milf/gilf that's probably between a 4-5. However, that definitely was…

It had been a while since I had been to TD’s North due to several factors, but not a whole lot has changed in the year or so since I was last here. What has…

I was there early evening and more girls were arriving as I left about 9 PM but I picked 6-10 girls because that's how many were working during my visit. I'll bet it was…

Since there has not been a review in a long time and it's close by I decided to check it out. If you have a low car dont try to get into the parking lot…

I am retired, wealthy and live stress free. I arrived around 10 on Super Tuesday evening. Cover charge was $10, Coors Lite was $6, Lap Dances were $10, VIP Dances were upstairs at $25, Champagne…

Ok, here is your guide to the Palo in Vegas. This is one of two places I visit when I'm in Vegas, Chicas Bonito's is the other and I'll touch on that in another…

This club has been here for more than 30 years. It has a laid back atmosphere and feels like a safe place to be. The lighting is slightly on the dark side but…

So this club is now called Club 550. It seems it was also called the bunny girl club and My Club at some point too. 550 California ave is the address. I decided to find…

Went for a buisness trip to chicago from boston we heard they had cheap beer and entertainment... at first glance the club itself was a little dated and i was a little uncomfortable, but after…

Had some time after work so I decided to hit up good ole Strokers. One of the clubs close to me so i frequent it often along with Pin Ups which are pretty close to…

After I went to Henry's and Bogarts...which were both flops, I decided to go to the LS. No more street parking like the good old days...well you can, but they still charge you the…

Made a trip to TJ for Hong Kong and Chicago Club, but ended up going into this place across from Hong Kong and had a great time. The club has seating to the left…

I was here on a Tuesday sometime in late January. When I entered the club at 7:50PM, I was the only customer. No kidding! There was Sharlette dancing on the stage and 2 other girls…

Went to Atlantic city on Friday for a small bachelors party. After walking outside the Tropicana around 10 pm not knowing what the plan was, a hotel worker asked us if we wanted to go…

I was driving by the club February 22, and noticed that the billboard said “last dance 2-22-2020”! Wondering if that meant what I thought, I pulled over and walked in for the first time in many…

Blaze is one of my favorite spots. It is pretty close to me and has the type of chick i like most, thick dancers, most of whick at Blaze will be AA. You will find…

I tried Chicas for the first time. I got there early on a Tuesday evening. They gave me a pat down, but no cover. When you walk in, the bar is on…

Had some business to handle on the Westside, so i was like let me go to one of the old spots. A few years back, Wax was like some of the follies reviews imo. By…

Decided to check out Dirty's again since I was coming off I-17, and traffic was brutal on this day so I figured I might as well see some boobage for my troubles. The layout has…

I was in Houston for work for a few days and decided to make my second trip to Glamour Girls, the first one having been about a year ago. I won't go into detail…

I was in Miami for a bit and tried out a few of the clubs. The first place I visited was chosen largely out of proximity. The Foxxy Lady Lounge was about 15 minutes and…