Reviews

I popped in after finding Dirty's closed around noon. Really, I just needed somewhere to use the bathroom and maybe have a beer. Only two other cars in the parking lot. Pat…

Went to the club after parting in downtown, we got in and went through a metal detector that was beeping regardless, and the lady said just go in, that did not make me feel really…

First time going since covid. Paid $15 for entry and sat down on the long couch/bench area that separates the stage area with the lap dance area. There were 3 ladies working and surprisingly they…

This visit was a major disappointment. They have really tightened up the Covid precautions to nearly ridiculous levels when compared to just a couple weeks previous. The club is well appointed and clean, and located in…

Stopped by Rio shortly after they opened on Friday. I was curious to see what things are like post-shutdown. I’ve been here before, so I know my way around a bit and what the differences…

The Go Go Rama had been my go to place since I was 18. I’ve visited XXXV Club and Delilah’s Den (now called “Visions”) but The Go Go Rama always had them beat. The cover…

Stopped in late in the afternoon after a round of golf. Layout has been described ad nauseam and nothing has changed recently. About a half-dozen patrons on hand, all sitting socially distanced at the bar.…

Coming into the club, a pat down search. Not sure what's up with that. Cover has gone up since my last tour stop in June. Before 8:00 PM, cover is now $6.00 for members. Still…

The best club in OC, especially during Covid. Whatever your flavor, they serve it here. Lots of curvy Latinas, blonde bombshells, and more Asians than I’ve ever seen at a club. The only drawback is I…

Went to Club Wax back in August after trying to wait for Follies to open up but to no avail I went here. I went after midnight so it was a younger crowd. Not to…

My best club experience of my SO FLO weekend was at Cheetah Hallandale so I thought it deserved a review. Parking is a breeze and free. Quick and easy entry with temp check, no…

Stopped in with a buddy to Henry's on a Monday afternoon. Monday's are $10 Lap Dances (normally $20) First time here this year due to the COVID. I had heard that the girls were keeping their…

The Dayton area is not getting enough reviews so going to update for this place. The setup has not changed since last review. Still one main stage in the middle of the room and an…

My gf and I went to Cheetah's a few days before COVID shut everything down. It was my gf's first time at a strip club and so we decided to go somewhere classy, which this…

This is more of a heads up than a review as we never made it into the club. After a day of watching college football, we took a ride share to the club to…

Its been over a year since I stepped back in this club but the lovely Eve of TUSCL fame was in town and wanted to hit the clubs. I was her lucky male club companion…

Had some time to kill before heading home so stopped in to see what was happening. There are two doors facing the street and the one on the right with mainly glass I would…

Went back to one of my favorite places. Parking lot still with lot of pot holes but plenty of spaces. At entry the guy at door who counts songs seats on a elevated platform next to…

Decided to travel over to the bird. It's a stand alone building, always thought it looked like a bad liquor store. Anyway only couple of cars in the lot. I walked in fortunately plenty of…

Visited around noon-1pm. Walked in for my first time and saw kristy the pretty decent lookin blonde. This is my first time there so I’m nervous af but decided to get a booth kristy. I…

Angels is located in an isolated area to the east of Kalamazoo. Parking is ample and well lit. No admission fee during the day. $5 admission at night. Temperature scan when…

Decided to stop into Playhouse two weeks ago around 12am, had to park at the mobile gas station next door because they where at capacity. Walked to the door and had to stand in line…

Another visit on Sunday afternoon. Instagram schedule said that there will be five dancers but when I reached the only dancers present were every present diamond and Shekira who used to be at 19th hope…

Please do not reject this review for lack of detail as I am just reporting what I observed. I have been coming here for years and the dancer quality has really deteriorated in the…

I reviewed Diamonds right before COVID, and at that time I was impressed with my experience there. I visited again a few weeks ago, and much has changed. There were far fewer girls dancing. Maybe…

My 2 go to clubs in Prince George’s County are still on a forced COVID hiatus. I saw on FB that Mitzi’s had reopened, so I decided to trek out to Funkstown which is…

Bazookas recently had to shut back down due to a mini coronavirus outbreak (door guy and a few girls) but is now reopened. I never knew this before but you can pay for VIP ($200)…

The DC area strip club game has been BURNED to the ground! I’ve been out of town for almost half a year. I’ve been off this site since I’m honestly tired of the strip club…

Came here on a Saturday night, my favorite Showcase in PG is long closed down, who knows if they'll ever open back up. Wanted to go to NJeans in Bmore for some instagram girls Bday…

This is the former Stimmelators that was bought out some time ago. Finally had a chance to check it out with a small group and figured it's due for a review, since it was nothing…

This is the second time I have been to Bucks. First time since COVID. Firstly, they aren't very strict with mask wearing. They said you have to wear a mask when walking around, but at…

1st time in Austin for me. Started my night here at Yellow Rose. Temp scan and a $20 cover charge at the door - the floor manager will take you to a seat. They offer…

Passing by on the way home from Atlantic City,with $230 in winnings. As they say money burns a hole in your pocket. Caught the day time admit of $15,stood near bar and ordered $5 bottle…

Stopped by here to see what it was like these days. Parking lot is still gravel with large potholes. Building is run down and is in the middle of nowhere. There are…

Driving back across the top end in the middle of the afternoon and decided I could use a distraction. There was no parking fee, they did not ask about a mask (I had one)…

Went to the club on a Thursday with a friend, we have been here a bunch of times and always have a great time when we go. The club is pretty big with 3 stages.…

After my unsuccessful mission at platinum I was driving back home and saw the tattletale and I wanted to check this place out too as I was on a mission to find out the follies…

Visited The Men’s Club from about 4:00 - 8:00 pm on a Friday. Free parking as always. Cover was only $3; beer was $4. Dances in a not-so-private area are $20. They have several VIP…

I had plans on going to the reopening of Club Rouge on this day, but apparently Rouge delayed their reopening, so they weren’t open. Golden Dragon is across the street from Rouge, so I decided…

I was in south Florida staying in palm beach gardens and was very bored late night and took a drive down 95 and got off on 45th and bam right off the exit was Rachel’s.…

One last visit to Lookers before I head out to AZ for the winter. Lots of room to park on gravel. You must wear a mask to enter, with a temperature check.…

Well got there, and paid $120 to get to a room. After getting naked and putting lotion on myself the chick showed up, and asked me if I’d be interested in anything more than…

Stopped by on Thursday around 9p after seeing some dancers on IG post they would be at the club. Went to the front entrance and the doors were boarded up with plywood, which seemed…

First thing you notice very quickly, there are some beautiful women here. Not every one of them is drop dead gorgeous, but your odds are very good and all of them are cute in…

It was my first visit to this place during the Corona pandemic. Pretty easy to to and more than ample and safe parking. I got there around 9pm and there was'nt anybody at the…

It may have been mentioned before by others, I don't remember but anyway the $5 evening Cover Charge starts at 9 PM and is ONLY Thursday thru Sunday. Stopped in Friday evening after being at…

Visited on a Friday shortly after opening at 1:15pm. Place was pretty empty. Paid my $10 valet and $5 entrance. I was able to pick any seat I wanted. I thought…

Called ahead and asked who was working. I heard Kristy, so I figured I would pay her a visit since it's been a while. Parking lot always looks deceiving but hardly any other…

Been in this club a few times now and it definitely seems to be the best choice in the area due to it actually being topless. The other clubs in the area are pasties clubs. It…

This is a fun place to hangout. From the outside it looks like a warehouse bar. Big gravel parking lot and only a few signs. Inside it looks like a nice high…

I'm guessing 6pm is the wrong time of day to visit this club. There is some kind of disclaimer they make you sign re: Covid. When I walked in there were no dancers…

Dropped by after work on Friday at about 3:30pm. The parking lot was busier than last time. Upon entering there is a bouncer booth. Have to get your temp taken and leave contact…

Took my nephew out for 19th birthday got to the club around 12:30ish went in paid the $5 cover go in the stage is in the middle chairs around it wall seats bar with 6…

I have come a couple of times since the 2nd re-opening. All clubs in Houston were closed from the beginning of March for 3 months. Then they reopened in late June and stayed…

I came by on Friday evening at about 8:30pm. I was in the area and New England is pretty sparse with the number of clubs open and figured I would swing in to give…

The Gold Club website says "Welcome back, we missed you." However I did not make it inside. At the door they told me that you had to buy dinner and there was no stage…

Saturday night I pulled up to the Sunset strip around 8 PM. $5 door fee which seemed reasonable enough, and I went to grab a drink at the bar. There aren't seats at the bar,…

I thought I'd venture out to see how HL is post-Covid, and like the other reviews mention - it's not at all what it was. I'll skip the club details except to say that afternoons…

This was a couple months ago, actually a couple weeks after the last review I put in. I need to catch up. I was hoping to see my unicorn from that last visit, but I…

I enjoyed my visit to Scarlett but would likely not try to frequent. I came here on Wednesday around 8 30. The cover was $10 with a one drink minimum. After I got my $6…

Well, this visit was my second to Bogarts but this time I was there for entertainment. I had made a stop at Criket first where the evening cover was $10 this time (last time I…

This review is long, but I feel it really has to be as this is what I term a hit or miss club. One visit does not give you a good view of…

Stopped by for a liquid lunch while at work. Place has not changed, although it smelled like it had been drowned in cleaner since they reopened... not really a bad thing since it is an…

Was on boys trip last weekend on 16 October and stopped in to check on the club post covid reopening. The layout is still the same with the bar dead ahead on entry and two…

This is my first review and visit anywhere since the lockdown in March. I wasn't sur what to expect given Pennsylvania's rules. Pulled up in front and parked on the street. Only 1 car parked…

Went in and paid $40 for a Lap dance. Lap Dances at clubs range $30-$40. I go into the backroom, and the dancer wanted another $60. After some hesitation, I say okay.…

My first visit back since the reopening. When you enter now temp check, covid form you hand to the bartender and pay $10 which entities you to an non alcoholic drink. Not sure if you…

I was in Davenport for work and made the circuit, started out at daisy dooks, then southern comfort, and finally made it to Deja Vu. Daisy Dooks was pretty dead, girls were up on…

Hadn't been here since August of last year. After reading a few reviews, I thought I'd finally make a return trip. I've only been here (counting this visit...about 4 times over two years).…

Hott 22 is a bizarre club to recommend for anyone. There are many pros and cons for this club, and for the sake of a quick review, I'll only focus on those that could make…

I hadn't been back to Vic's in quite some time, but in light of the fact that most places are still not back and let's be honest, some may never come back. I took…

Stopped by Texas Jays since I had never been there before. OTB and Silk Downtown are the only 2 MKE area clubs I've been to. This place is def more bar feel than club feel…

Clancys used to be one of my mainstays back in the day. So much that I was part of the furniture. You cant beat the allure of Brazilian women. Drop dead gorgeous, come in all…

This was one of my most frequented clubs pre-Covid so I was stoked when I found out they’d re-opened. My visit was on a Friday night. Save for a few Covid-era restrictions, not much had…

Didn’t plan on clubbing in MI . been here about 3 weeks visiting the family I was trying to get a feel of the black clubs here a lot of them are either shut down…

Made a first time appearance to Xplicit just to see how lame it really is, and yep it's pretty lame alright! Nice looking club from the outside and inside, with the big open area with…

I was in town to visit family. Those of you that have read my reviews before might remember that I used to live in Atl but moved to Dallas TX last year. The stripclub scene…

Haven't been to Diamond Club in a while so I decided to check it out. First off I probably went during the worst time possible. It was around 8:00 on Friday and when I walked…

Stopped by Vanity on a Thursday around 1pm... mostly because it was the only establishment open during day right now under Covid. Cbus Gold opens at noon on Fridays, so that wasn’t an option. Anyways,…

I’ve had some satisfactory visits to Emperors since the clubs initially opened this past June, which oddly enough wasn’t the case pre-COVID. So when I get invited to an impromptu dinner with a friend, I…

Arrived around 4pm on a Monday, got my ID checked (but not scanned) and patted down at the door. They have a sign listing the penalties you'll be assessed for failing to keep a mask…

I had a great time at Odyssey last Wednesday (10-14-20). They was two dancers working at around 6pm. I had to take my temperature with the weird camera thing. Then, the lady at the door…

Had not been here in a few years, as I no longer live locally. Stopped on on a whim, and was greeted by Ezra almost as soon as I walked in. She sat with me…

I arrived 4:50 and stayed until 5:50 on a Tuesday. (Their opening time is 4:00.) Parking is available at the front and side of the building, and is ample. The size of the building…

This visit was a month ago but forgot to post and my first since early March. Arrived at 7:30 and did not have to pay cover (before 800 pm). I was the only person in…

First of all, this place is not nude or even topless. I think Idaho has a law against nude dancing and alcohol in the same premises? If that's the case, I'd much rather have a…

First time back since Covid, maybe even longer. They started a remodel right before the whole shutdown thing so the club looked different. They got rid of the couch dance area (which I really liked)…

Seems like this place has figured how to keep us guys visiting. This is my 3rd visit since the autumn reopening. Seems you have to fill out a paper agreeing to…

Like many other reviewers I've read recently, this was my first time out in a club in at least 6 months. It was a nice weather fall day and it felt good to be out…

I came in around 11:30, a little later than I usually go out, just wanted to kill some time before having pick someone up at the airport at 1am. I've not been to Jen's in…

Visited here on a recent Thursday evening. The place is a bit off the beaten path but easy to find non the less. Parking is feel, just a gravel lot and plenty big.…

Generally I am here. Since covid I've only been a few times. Some things have changed. Some for the better. Traditionally this club gets a lot of reviews here. But it seems like I'm the…

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon......mask required, temperature check, $2.00 cover charge. Several seconds for the eyes to adjust from the bright sunlight outside to the ever dark Dollies! Looked like…

This club has definitely improved since my last review of the place. Apparently the owners, a child (or children) of the former owner who passed away a couple of years ago, hired someone who…

Typically this club is the place to be if you are down for some very attractive Cuban girls. In this visit, that wasn’t the case. There was a very attractive older blonde with…

Now Honey's, previously Temptations, previously Black Cherry, previously something else I can't remember. It is listed as Gary on some sites, but I believe it is actually Miller, IN or something like that.…

Atmosphere-wise, this is on of my favorite clubs. Very nice interior with a very high ceiling (with a pole that goes all the way up). One large stage, a small bar, and ample…

So went in on Monday evening, around 7 pm No problem parking $3 cover went upstairs straight..read the previous reviews ..so got an idea of layout. A lot of girls there around 50..may be.. good number of patrons…

I stopped by Cheeks on a Monday afternoon just before three. They open at lunch time, and I had a couple of hours to kill before my flight so I figured I'd kill them with…

I actually visited both Sunday and Monday, both times during the day, and both times a place was nearly empty. On sunday, I think there were four customers besides myself and about that many girls and…