Reviews

I stopped by Cheeks on a Monday afternoon just before three. They open at lunch time, and I had a couple of hours to kill before my flight so I figured I'd kill them with…

I actually visited both Sunday and Monday, both times during the day, and both times a place was nearly empty. On sunday, I think there were four customers besides myself and about that many girls and…

I visited Cloud 9 last week for the first time in almost 10 years - looking for some variety from the Lower Bucks and Philadelphia clubs. Checked temperature at the front door, tables set up…

Pulled into the lot and there were some cones up blocking the right side of the drive. They we're fixing something. Outside of the club looked great. New valet didn't recognize me, but the guy…

This is my favorite go to in Chicago and I have been coming here 5 - 6 times a year for the past 8 years or so. This past Saturday didn’t disappoint. Arrived…

Let my buddy talk me into a visit after going stir crazy, so risked some Covid to check out this place at noon on a Saturday. Cover Charge $5 and a temperature check. Masks were required…

Went here both Friday and Saturday nights with a friend of mine on 10/16 and 10/17. I had been once before on a weeknight, but the weekend is much better. COVID - not an issue…

I decided to make my second trip ever to the Gold Club on a Monday night. Although the place was very dead, I still managed to have an amazing time. The cover was $7 and…

This club is closed. I showed up at on 10/16/20 and the sign is gone and there appears to be a huge remodel going. But it's closed. Confirmed by asking other locals at a different…

I stopped in Lusty's a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon; around 3pm. I went by to see if there was any new talent and if there was any change in service…

Had an hour to kill late Sunday afternoon so decided to do a recon scout of the Porthole Pub. This small club is at the end of a strip shopping center that has several…

A remnant from when Boston was a rougher place, where bars were full of smoke and fights. A dive bar not in the ironic sense of someone slumming it from their bougie lifestyle, but in…

This is a post closed for Covid trip. About 2-3 weeks ago several employees and dancers tested positive for Covid so they had to close for cleaning and disinfecting purposes. They opened back…

First trip to a strip club since corona. I was hesitant... for good reason. Walked in and to my surprise, I was the only person wearing a mask. Normally my response to this would be…

I went from visiting S&S once a week for a long time to once a decade more recently. This week’s visit gave no indication that my frequency need change. In fact, one face on stage…

As of three weeks ago, my province of Ontario closed all of the strip clubs down due to covid cases increasing slightly. I called around strip clubs around the Montreal area & most of them…

First time to club. First time to the city. Downtown Charlotte Small parking lot, looks like you could park behind in the public lot not sure if they charge or not. 20 bucks…

My first time to visit this club. I was not really impressed. Fully nude, so they serve soda and juice with a drink minimum. The man at the door laid down the…

First trip to a strip club during COVID. Checked my ID but didn’t scan it and took my temperature. No seating at the bar so just ordered my beer and sat down. No seating at…

This review is of a more worthwhile visit I made to Blaze this past week. I was on my way home from doctor's visit and I decided to make a stop to blaze on the…

First time back to Subi's since Covid. The valet is still 7 bucks, but you have to park your own car. I prefer that anyway, but it seems a rip paying for parking your own vehicle.…

I was in Dallas and have been wanting to go back to BDD. I remember there always being alot of hotties there but omg, the place was stacked. I got there and paid…

It has been a couple of months since I have been to Cab II and with reading that things are loosening up some, thought I would stop in on this last Saturday afternoon. Okay,…

They had a soft opening last week and limited hours. They were open the last two weeks from Thursday to Sunday from 8 pm to 2 am. Cover is still $20. I…

I took one for the team and took an Uber out to Dream Girls Saturday night. I has tried to go there Thursday night, but it was still closed. I then saw on…

Arrived Just after 3PM when the club opened. 1 other customer there, the doorman, bartender(just arriving), and DJ. got temp check, wore mask to enter, sat at bar (tables separate customers now), took…

With little else to do during this COVID debacle we are currently living through, I decided what better to spend my Tuesday night doing than investigating more Tampa SCs. I had seen some recent reviews…

I've lived in Tampa for about 10 years, but I've just started enjoying the strip scene here. Obviously Covid put a damper on that, but I decided to go 2001 Odyssey on a whim/because of…

First visit to this club, post COVID when I was in Lexington for business about 3 weeks ago. Arrived about 9pm or so. I believe they had a sign stating club closes at…

First visit back to Hong Kong in quite some time! It is great they are open again. Border Crossing Headed to the Ped West around 10a. It was honestly quite busy at this time. It took me…

FC Dancers are now convertible....meaning "The tops come down". Not sure if it is because they sued the Governor-ette. Anyhow........ Visited two days this month Tuesday & Wednesday. To start the Valet is $8.00 and it is…

I’m glad to report that everything at Diamond Dolls is pretty much the same as it was before Covid! On a Friday night after 11pm, parking cost $5, and cover charge was $10. The parking lot…

Long time lurker, first time poster. Can’t wait for any comments from the peanut gallery. First time going since lockdown in March so was interested to see the changes. Arrived around 12:00 pm and…

Had not been here since it was 1337, and it is a very different place now. Late night (after 11pm), they switched to Jell-O shots only... when you like to nurse a beer, that’s not…

arrived 9:15 on a Friday. They have Valet parking up front. But I just drove past and free parking is just beyond the club in a large parking lot $4 cover. Bought a $6 beer…

Have been back to Ybor Strip a few times since the shutdown during Covid-19. The renovations that they have done are a nice touch and definitely make the place look a little more modern. Got…

Was really looking forward to visiting Angel's again after a long COVID absence but unfortunately left disappointed. Day shift is very familiar to what it was pre-COVID. No changes to the layout or…

A couple friends were visiting me in Portland for the first time. They were from out of the country and were asking about “Portland Weed” and the “Portland strip clubs.” So Friday night I took…

Came during Thursday dayshift with the hopes of seeing first-hand what all the commotion was about. Arrived around 12:30p and immediately felt like this club was similar to Sugar44. At this point in…

Was getting the feeling that I needed a lil strip club action. Stopped by the liquor store and got a couple of mini bottles of Titos vodka and condoms. Drove by the club and decided…

Arrived in town Monday AM and had already made arrangements to meet up with a couple of TUSCL members. Met with one of them at around 11:30a. We were among the first patrons…

Came here on a Friday night. Originally came in at 9 left disappointed with how slow and lame it was but I figured I’d come back because I got the stamp. I was much much…

Alright I’m just gonna knock the obvious out of the way. There is some serious heat here. This is one of the best dancer groups I have ever seen in the entire U.S.A. Total smoke…

There was a small cover charge, maybe $5. I had five rum and Cokes and they were $11 each, plus tip. There are not table dances, due to COVID. I was told a private dance…

Even though I've only begun my club life, I feel I already have experienced what seasoned mongers experienced only after years of clubbing. As my reviews show, I like the Doll House. Maybe it's because…

Stopped by twice this week, a Thursday and Saturday afternoon, first time since reopening. $15 daytime admission and $25 at night. Lap Dances are now $25. So biggest changes are everything is spread out…

I was at CWT earlier and there was no action so decided to go to Old Glory Days, when I arrived around 4 o'clock there were about 4 cars at the parking lot with no…

I visited Cheaters along with the other two clubs in the are on a Sunday, and for this snapshot look at one afternoon, Cheaters was the winner. It was the best in terms of…

Last time I went to this wonderful place was in the afternoon. The ladies are friendlier at that time. The music selection is usually pretty poor because I believe they let the dancers choose their…

Holy shit. Came on a Friday night at 730ish. No cover until 8. It’s on a commercial street seems really safe area. Only a few spots in the parking lot but I got one of…

Biseggi here! Everybody knows me!!! I’m that real deal NYC Italian strip club reviewer. I’m the real deal Italian meal!! Aye!!! I saw my man Snerzy reviewered this all place and…

Went about 2 weeks back. First the mandatory stuff. Layout is high tops against the bar and chairs that are not level so you rock back and forth. $7 budlight and a slice of what…

I've stopped in here a couple of times recently since the COVID restrictions were lifted somewhat. Some clubs (e.g. Scarlet Lounge, Riverside Corral) don't allow sitting at the stage. Some clubs (e.g. Shimmers, Tommy's Too)…

I was thinking of stopping in friday. I did not know if they restarted the friday morning nibbles and nips so I decided to take a small detour and check it out. I…

Place has been open as of September but bar closes at 11:00 pm due to the Governors ordnance. Cover is $5.00 to get in if you are a member. Drinks are reasonably prices with a…

I was in here on Thursday, mask required unless your drinking cover is $10.00 there were about 6 girls working that night, no changes to scenery, 3 stages, one main and 2 side stage. Alcohol at…

Been a while since I stopped in and decided to make the drive from Nashville to Smithville. The inside is very large warehouse style building, with single large stage in the middle of the…

Arrived at 7:00, $5 cover and temp checked, in I went. Wanted to sit at the bar straight in front but no stools so I got a table, got the grumpy waitress instead of the…

I was in the area so I decided to check out the Cricket. The good news is that the construction around the club appears to be complete...so no need to drive around figuring out…

Arrived at 7:30. 4 girls working. I paid the $10 cover and they Took my temp Masks required to enter. But once inside. Not a mask in sight. I bought a required $6 bottle of water…

Arrived at 7:30 and stayed until about 10. About 30 girls at any one time. 80% young, slim and white. most were in the 6-7 range. Metal detector, temp check and all employees masked. Tables…

Arrived 5:30 and left at 7. No valet, so free parking and no cover. No COVID precautions at all. Dancers were not wearing masks and would sit down shoulder to shoulder around the bar, which…

was out in PA visiting the friend to go fishing. Stopped by after a long day of catching fish and was longing for beer with a side a tits and ass. Its was easy to…

Stopped by Silk Madison to see how it is under the covid conditions. We arrived early evening and it was pretty slow for clientele. There were about 6 dancers to start our night…

The location was a little strange but felt safe self parking. The club itself is nice and big - 3 bars and I think 3 stages. Decided to go Cuban for the night and had…

The Pleasure Dome is located off the beaten path in the deep Pocono mountains of PA. Upon entering I paid a $15 cover. Inside there is a small bar to your right when…

Went on Friday night around 9pm 2 weeks ago. I have only been to a club a once since COVID started, and I was getting cabin fever so I had to get out. Haven't been…

Stopped by here since i had heard that a couple girls i really liked at fluffers were now working here. Learned that one they had never heard of and the other had quit a couple…

Probably not. Came in on a Thursday night. Suburban area. Big parking lot. $2 to park. Walk in get temp taken. Cover $10. There’s one bar island ahead. Another bar to the back right. Bathrooms…

I was test driving Ferraris at the Wells Fargo Center, then decided to come here after visiting a friend who lives down the street. This was the first time that I have been here in…

The title will make sense in paragraph 7... Damn, if things could only get back to the way they were in this crazy year of 2020. Anyway, I've decided to write this review without mentioning the "F"…

Came here on a Thursday afternoon in Miami Gardens. I definitely drive through the Ghetto coming from Miami to come here but the area it’s in doesn’t seem crazy. Big ass parking lot. Big ass…

For a small, independent club, I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of service and selection. After a few drinks at home, I uber'd to the club. I had my temperature taken (COVID era)…

Heard a ton about this club. Pompano Beach north of Miami. Big parking lot. Purple LED palm trees 🌴 all around. $2 for parking. No cover. Walk in get seated by the guy. Very intimate…

I went here on 2 back to back Saturdays. Obviously, the first Saturday encouraged me to make a second trip. It was late afternoon around 5 o'clock when I arrived. They still take your temperature…

After putting this club in the penalty box for three years (they ripped me off )! I decided to give it another shot Since it’s only 1.5 miles from my house I came in at 10:50 PM…

Did the full tour of what is open in COI, before 8pm Saturday. Driving down Valley stopped at Bliss out of curiosity to what that place was like. Taco truck outside to satisfy some Covid…

This review is combined from a visit on Tuesday night three weeks ago and then a follow-up visit Wednesday afternoon. Obviously I had a good time Tuesday night. Bogarts is well…

Back on the road post covid is a different world. The hugger hasn't changed since the last visit. Girls play music off of juke box and the length seems decent enough. No…

Came here on a Wednesday night. In south Miami right by University of Miami. It’s a nice shopping center. You’ll see it front eh highway but the entrance is on the other side. Alright I…

Haven't been to this one before because reviews of it all seem to vary greatly. But had a small time window and was in the area to do so. There is a patio…

This was my second visit to Bonkers since COVID. The first visit was too soon. I wasn't ready. Since I have visited a few other clubs I was intrested in testing the place out again…

Went in on a Wednesday night. I had just got done eating a Cuban sandwich at Mary’s coin and Laundry for the whole Miami experience. Then I was jamming to Gloria Estefan. The club wasn’t…

I decided to try this club out today as my first visit to a gentlemen's club since the pandemic started. I arrived at roughly 1:30 pm, quick pat down and I was allowed in, no…

Came here on a Sunday. Parking lot was pretty empty. The building was pink which made it stand out in a rather plain town of Burlington. They take your temperature and have you sign a…

When: Wednesday Oct 14 Time 12:50PM Why: reconnaissance duel to Follies closure Tip of the hat to Hamster80. His review convinced me to give it a try. Arrived at 12:50. Plenty of parking for $10. Got a pat down…

Funny to say but the food here is better than the service if u know what I mean. Went on Monday evening for first time in a year. Girls just pay attention to same guys…

The club was open for awhile as you might read from my previous review. Everything has been closed down until about a week ago. I saw the open sign and figured they had met the…

I've decided to stop by this place last Friday for some quick action since Cabaret GoGo is temporarily closed. This bar is located on the 5th Ave in Paterson nearby route 20 N. I founded…

This is a summation of two visits. My first visit was more of a scouting visit as I had not been to any club since Covid closed everything up. As has been mentioned, it’s located…

My visit was on the night Rhino in Industry re-opened. They had a waiver at the door to sign. The guy takes your temperature. And it was $25 to get in which included tacos and a…

So after a less than stellar first trip i decided to give it a second chance with low expectations. I got there about noon and i was the only PL in the place.…

This was my first time going to a bar of any kind since covid and I did not know what to expect. I had nothing better to do so I decided to waste an afternoon…

I was curious how they were handling covid environment, and in my mind they are doing it very well. All persons are masked unless sitting and most of the girls have either encompassed their masks as…

I decided try the den again. $10 cover, wristband, pail of ice. It is byob. The club, bar area and pool table when you walk in to the left, bug stage areA to the right…

Been to this place a few times from out of town, have also been to Hustlers Club down the street. The last couple times I found hustler club to be dead and there was some…

If you want a description of the club, see my last review of this place. I've been to OGE a few times now but not during the weekends/dayshift so decided to knock both out and…

Back to flight club while back in Detroit on business. Arrived last Thursday evening around 830. Place was a little quiet compared to my previous Friday visit and pre COVID Thursday. This place is definitely a…

So it had been quite some time since I had been to Clancy's. The one thing that was different is that they are now opening at 3 pm instead of noon like they did…

I enjoy Club Lido because it offers a nice break on the long drive from Georgia back down to South Florida. Hop off I-95 at Highway 528 which takes you right into Coco and…