Reviews

Clancys used to be one of my mainstays back in the day. So much that I was part of the furniture. You cant beat the allure of Brazilian women. Drop dead gorgeous, come in all…

This was one of my most frequented clubs pre-Covid so I was stoked when I found out they’d re-opened. My visit was on a Friday night. Save for a few Covid-era restrictions, not much had…

Didn’t plan on clubbing in MI . been here about 3 weeks visiting the family I was trying to get a feel of the black clubs here a lot of them are either shut down…

Made a first time appearance to Xplicit just to see how lame it really is, and yep it's pretty lame alright! Nice looking club from the outside and inside, with the big open area with…

I was in town to visit family. Those of you that have read my reviews before might remember that I used to live in Atl but moved to Dallas TX last year. The stripclub scene…

Haven't been to Diamond Club in a while so I decided to check it out. First off I probably went during the worst time possible. It was around 8:00 on Friday and when I walked…

Stopped by Vanity on a Thursday around 1pm... mostly because it was the only establishment open during day right now under Covid. Cbus Gold opens at noon on Fridays, so that wasn’t an option. Anyways,…

I’ve had some satisfactory visits to Emperors since the clubs initially opened this past June, which oddly enough wasn’t the case pre-COVID. So when I get invited to an impromptu dinner with a friend, I…

Arrived around 4pm on a Monday, got my ID checked (but not scanned) and patted down at the door. They have a sign listing the penalties you'll be assessed for failing to keep a mask…

I had a great time at Odyssey last Wednesday (10-14-20). They was two dancers working at around 6pm. I had to take my temperature with the weird camera thing. Then, the lady at the door…

Had not been here in a few years, as I no longer live locally. Stopped on on a whim, and was greeted by Ezra almost as soon as I walked in. She sat with me…

I arrived 4:50 and stayed until 5:50 on a Tuesday. (Their opening time is 4:00.) Parking is available at the front and side of the building, and is ample. The size of the building…

This visit was a month ago but forgot to post and my first since early March. Arrived at 7:30 and did not have to pay cover (before 800 pm). I was the only person in…

First of all, this place is not nude or even topless. I think Idaho has a law against nude dancing and alcohol in the same premises? If that's the case, I'd much rather have a…

First time back since Covid, maybe even longer. They started a remodel right before the whole shutdown thing so the club looked different. They got rid of the couch dance area (which I really liked)…

Seems like this place has figured how to keep us guys visiting. This is my 3rd visit since the autumn reopening. Seems you have to fill out a paper agreeing to…

Like many other reviewers I've read recently, this was my first time out in a club in at least 6 months. It was a nice weather fall day and it felt good to be out…

I came in around 11:30, a little later than I usually go out, just wanted to kill some time before having pick someone up at the airport at 1am. I've not been to Jen's in…

Visited here on a recent Thursday evening. The place is a bit off the beaten path but easy to find non the less. Parking is feel, just a gravel lot and plenty big.…

Generally I am here. Since covid I've only been a few times. Some things have changed. Some for the better. Traditionally this club gets a lot of reviews here. But it seems like I'm the…

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon......mask required, temperature check, $2.00 cover charge. Several seconds for the eyes to adjust from the bright sunlight outside to the ever dark Dollies! Looked like…

This club has definitely improved since my last review of the place. Apparently the owners, a child (or children) of the former owner who passed away a couple of years ago, hired someone who…

Typically this club is the place to be if you are down for some very attractive Cuban girls. In this visit, that wasn’t the case. There was a very attractive older blonde with…

Now Honey's, previously Temptations, previously Black Cherry, previously something else I can't remember. It is listed as Gary on some sites, but I believe it is actually Miller, IN or something like that.…

Atmosphere-wise, this is on of my favorite clubs. Very nice interior with a very high ceiling (with a pole that goes all the way up). One large stage, a small bar, and ample…

So went in on Monday evening, around 7 pm No problem parking $3 cover went upstairs straight..read the previous reviews ..so got an idea of layout. A lot of girls there around 50..may be.. good number of patrons…

I stopped by Cheeks on a Monday afternoon just before three. They open at lunch time, and I had a couple of hours to kill before my flight so I figured I'd kill them with…

I actually visited both Sunday and Monday, both times during the day, and both times a place was nearly empty. On sunday, I think there were four customers besides myself and about that many girls and…

I visited Cloud 9 last week for the first time in almost 10 years - looking for some variety from the Lower Bucks and Philadelphia clubs. Checked temperature at the front door, tables set up…

Pulled into the lot and there were some cones up blocking the right side of the drive. They we're fixing something. Outside of the club looked great. New valet didn't recognize me, but the guy…

This is my favorite go to in Chicago and I have been coming here 5 - 6 times a year for the past 8 years or so. This past Saturday didn’t disappoint. Arrived…

Let my buddy talk me into a visit after going stir crazy, so risked some Covid to check out this place at noon on a Saturday. Cover Charge $5 and a temperature check. Masks were required…

Went here both Friday and Saturday nights with a friend of mine on 10/16 and 10/17. I had been once before on a weeknight, but the weekend is much better. COVID - not an issue…

I decided to make my second trip ever to the Gold Club on a Monday night. Although the place was very dead, I still managed to have an amazing time. The cover was $7 and…

This club is closed. I showed up at on 10/16/20 and the sign is gone and there appears to be a huge remodel going. But it's closed. Confirmed by asking other locals at a different…

I stopped in Lusty's a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon; around 3pm. I went by to see if there was any new talent and if there was any change in service…

Had an hour to kill late Sunday afternoon so decided to do a recon scout of the Porthole Pub. This small club is at the end of a strip shopping center that has several…

A remnant from when Boston was a rougher place, where bars were full of smoke and fights. A dive bar not in the ironic sense of someone slumming it from their bougie lifestyle, but in…

This is a post closed for Covid trip. About 2-3 weeks ago several employees and dancers tested positive for Covid so they had to close for cleaning and disinfecting purposes. They opened back…

First trip to a strip club since corona. I was hesitant... for good reason. Walked in and to my surprise, I was the only person wearing a mask. Normally my response to this would be…

I went from visiting S&S once a week for a long time to once a decade more recently. This week’s visit gave no indication that my frequency need change. In fact, one face on stage…

As of three weeks ago, my province of Ontario closed all of the strip clubs down due to covid cases increasing slightly. I called around strip clubs around the Montreal area & most of them…

First time to club. First time to the city. Downtown Charlotte Small parking lot, looks like you could park behind in the public lot not sure if they charge or not. 20 bucks…

My first time to visit this club. I was not really impressed. Fully nude, so they serve soda and juice with a drink minimum. The man at the door laid down the…

First trip to a strip club during COVID. Checked my ID but didn’t scan it and took my temperature. No seating at the bar so just ordered my beer and sat down. No seating at…

This review is of a more worthwhile visit I made to Blaze this past week. I was on my way home from doctor's visit and I decided to make a stop to blaze on the…

First time back to Subi's since Covid. The valet is still 7 bucks, but you have to park your own car. I prefer that anyway, but it seems a rip paying for parking your own vehicle.…

I was in Dallas and have been wanting to go back to BDD. I remember there always being alot of hotties there but omg, the place was stacked. I got there and paid…

It has been a couple of months since I have been to Cab II and with reading that things are loosening up some, thought I would stop in on this last Saturday afternoon. Okay,…

They had a soft opening last week and limited hours. They were open the last two weeks from Thursday to Sunday from 8 pm to 2 am. Cover is still $20. I…

I took one for the team and took an Uber out to Dream Girls Saturday night. I has tried to go there Thursday night, but it was still closed. I then saw on…

Arrived Just after 3PM when the club opened. 1 other customer there, the doorman, bartender(just arriving), and DJ. got temp check, wore mask to enter, sat at bar (tables separate customers now), took…

With little else to do during this COVID debacle we are currently living through, I decided what better to spend my Tuesday night doing than investigating more Tampa SCs. I had seen some recent reviews…

I've lived in Tampa for about 10 years, but I've just started enjoying the strip scene here. Obviously Covid put a damper on that, but I decided to go 2001 Odyssey on a whim/because of…

First visit to this club, post COVID when I was in Lexington for business about 3 weeks ago. Arrived about 9pm or so. I believe they had a sign stating club closes at…

First visit back to Hong Kong in quite some time! It is great they are open again. Border Crossing Headed to the Ped West around 10a. It was honestly quite busy at this time. It took me…

FC Dancers are now convertible....meaning "The tops come down". Not sure if it is because they sued the Governor-ette. Anyhow........ Visited two days this month Tuesday & Wednesday. To start the Valet is $8.00 and it is…

I’m glad to report that everything at Diamond Dolls is pretty much the same as it was before Covid! On a Friday night after 11pm, parking cost $5, and cover charge was $10. The parking lot…

Long time lurker, first time poster. Can’t wait for any comments from the peanut gallery. First time going since lockdown in March so was interested to see the changes. Arrived around 12:00 pm and…

Had not been here since it was 1337, and it is a very different place now. Late night (after 11pm), they switched to Jell-O shots only... when you like to nurse a beer, that’s not…

arrived 9:15 on a Friday. They have Valet parking up front. But I just drove past and free parking is just beyond the club in a large parking lot $4 cover. Bought a $6 beer…

Have been back to Ybor Strip a few times since the shutdown during Covid-19. The renovations that they have done are a nice touch and definitely make the place look a little more modern. Got…

Was really looking forward to visiting Angel's again after a long COVID absence but unfortunately left disappointed. Day shift is very familiar to what it was pre-COVID. No changes to the layout or…

A couple friends were visiting me in Portland for the first time. They were from out of the country and were asking about “Portland Weed” and the “Portland strip clubs.” So Friday night I took…

Came during Thursday dayshift with the hopes of seeing first-hand what all the commotion was about. Arrived around 12:30p and immediately felt like this club was similar to Sugar44. At this point in…

Was getting the feeling that I needed a lil strip club action. Stopped by the liquor store and got a couple of mini bottles of Titos vodka and condoms. Drove by the club and decided…

Arrived in town Monday AM and had already made arrangements to meet up with a couple of TUSCL members. Met with one of them at around 11:30a. We were among the first patrons…

Came here on a Friday night. Originally came in at 9 left disappointed with how slow and lame it was but I figured I’d come back because I got the stamp. I was much much…

Alright I’m just gonna knock the obvious out of the way. There is some serious heat here. This is one of the best dancer groups I have ever seen in the entire U.S.A. Total smoke…

There was a small cover charge, maybe $5. I had five rum and Cokes and they were $11 each, plus tip. There are not table dances, due to COVID. I was told a private dance…

Even though I've only begun my club life, I feel I already have experienced what seasoned mongers experienced only after years of clubbing. As my reviews show, I like the Doll House. Maybe it's because…

Stopped by twice this week, a Thursday and Saturday afternoon, first time since reopening. $15 daytime admission and $25 at night. Lap Dances are now $25. So biggest changes are everything is spread out…

I was at CWT earlier and there was no action so decided to go to Old Glory Days, when I arrived around 4 o'clock there were about 4 cars at the parking lot with no…

I visited Cheaters along with the other two clubs in the are on a Sunday, and for this snapshot look at one afternoon, Cheaters was the winner. It was the best in terms of…

Last time I went to this wonderful place was in the afternoon. The ladies are friendlier at that time. The music selection is usually pretty poor because I believe they let the dancers choose their…

Holy shit. Came on a Friday night at 730ish. No cover until 8. It’s on a commercial street seems really safe area. Only a few spots in the parking lot but I got one of…

Biseggi here! Everybody knows me!!! I’m that real deal NYC Italian strip club reviewer. I’m the real deal Italian meal!! Aye!!! I saw my man Snerzy reviewered this all place and…

Went about 2 weeks back. First the mandatory stuff. Layout is high tops against the bar and chairs that are not level so you rock back and forth. $7 budlight and a slice of what…

I've stopped in here a couple of times recently since the COVID restrictions were lifted somewhat. Some clubs (e.g. Scarlet Lounge, Riverside Corral) don't allow sitting at the stage. Some clubs (e.g. Shimmers, Tommy's Too)…

I was thinking of stopping in friday. I did not know if they restarted the friday morning nibbles and nips so I decided to take a small detour and check it out. I…

Place has been open as of September but bar closes at 11:00 pm due to the Governors ordnance. Cover is $5.00 to get in if you are a member. Drinks are reasonably prices with a…

I was in here on Thursday, mask required unless your drinking cover is $10.00 there were about 6 girls working that night, no changes to scenery, 3 stages, one main and 2 side stage. Alcohol at…

Been a while since I stopped in and decided to make the drive from Nashville to Smithville. The inside is very large warehouse style building, with single large stage in the middle of the…

Arrived at 7:00, $5 cover and temp checked, in I went. Wanted to sit at the bar straight in front but no stools so I got a table, got the grumpy waitress instead of the…

I was in the area so I decided to check out the Cricket. The good news is that the construction around the club appears to be complete...so no need to drive around figuring out…

Arrived at 7:30. 4 girls working. I paid the $10 cover and they Took my temp Masks required to enter. But once inside. Not a mask in sight. I bought a required $6 bottle of water…

Arrived at 7:30 and stayed until about 10. About 30 girls at any one time. 80% young, slim and white. most were in the 6-7 range. Metal detector, temp check and all employees masked. Tables…

Arrived 5:30 and left at 7. No valet, so free parking and no cover. No COVID precautions at all. Dancers were not wearing masks and would sit down shoulder to shoulder around the bar, which…

was out in PA visiting the friend to go fishing. Stopped by after a long day of catching fish and was longing for beer with a side a tits and ass. Its was easy to…

Stopped by Silk Madison to see how it is under the covid conditions. We arrived early evening and it was pretty slow for clientele. There were about 6 dancers to start our night…

The location was a little strange but felt safe self parking. The club itself is nice and big - 3 bars and I think 3 stages. Decided to go Cuban for the night and had…

The Pleasure Dome is located off the beaten path in the deep Pocono mountains of PA. Upon entering I paid a $15 cover. Inside there is a small bar to your right when…

Went on Friday night around 9pm 2 weeks ago. I have only been to a club a once since COVID started, and I was getting cabin fever so I had to get out. Haven't been…

Stopped by here since i had heard that a couple girls i really liked at fluffers were now working here. Learned that one they had never heard of and the other had quit a couple…

Probably not. Came in on a Thursday night. Suburban area. Big parking lot. $2 to park. Walk in get temp taken. Cover $10. There’s one bar island ahead. Another bar to the back right. Bathrooms…

I was test driving Ferraris at the Wells Fargo Center, then decided to come here after visiting a friend who lives down the street. This was the first time that I have been here in…

The title will make sense in paragraph 7... Damn, if things could only get back to the way they were in this crazy year of 2020. Anyway, I've decided to write this review without mentioning the "F"…

Came here on a Thursday afternoon in Miami Gardens. I definitely drive through the Ghetto coming from Miami to come here but the area it’s in doesn’t seem crazy. Big ass parking lot. Big ass…

For a small, independent club, I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of service and selection. After a few drinks at home, I uber'd to the club. I had my temperature taken (COVID era)…

Heard a ton about this club. Pompano Beach north of Miami. Big parking lot. Purple LED palm trees 🌴 all around. $2 for parking. No cover. Walk in get seated by the guy. Very intimate…