Reviews

DV8 is a little bit of a dive bar, but it is fun. No cover. 12 to 15 dancers in this night. They are mostly hot, probably 6 dancers that I'd have gotten dances with…

Visited Friday at 1pm looking for Jazz. There were 5 girls dancing and about 8 guys at the bar. Jazz came off stage and immediately went back for dances with 2-3 guys.…

SORRY I'll take another shot at this as I posted this in Bogarts reviews by mistake. Pretty much the same just on different streets. Arrived to the pothole filled free parking lot.…

So last Tuesday afternoon, in the area again and made a stop at The Bit. One thing I noticed upon entering was the slight hint of stripper perfume in the air.…

This was my first visit to a Fort Walton Beach Strip Club since before the pandemic. Even though there are 3 strip clubs on Okaloosa Island, not one of them has impressed a TUSCLER enough…

Flew to San Diego for a turn and burn trip to HK. $25 Lyft from the airport to border Crossed the border no issues, no wait. I had fallen victim before to the tourist VISA the Mexican…

Arrived to a free but pothole filled parking and generally messy parking lot. The smell of stale cigarette hits you as you open the outer doors. Cover is $5 but waived for veterans.…

This review is tardy. I came to Bogarts from Henry 8 North on a Tuesday afternoon after finding only one, maybe two, entertainers at HN8 and neither of the dancers were at all interesting. From…

So I have been visiting RR more often recently given the modest improvement in some daytime girls with some actually being attractive ( please take into account that the lighting in the bar is minimal).…

When you walk in it's a typical block club. The bar is on your left and there are usually 2 girls behind the bar, on stage, working the poll. It's long and narrow.…

Went there Saturday night at 3:30am. I had actually planned on going to 2001 across the street but they had no parking and even the side street was full so I went to Mons. There…

First time back since COVID - guess that's true for a lot of us in the Northeast. Truthfully wasn't expecting much but saw a decent # of cars in the parking lot. It was…

This club reopened the weekend of April 1st after what was allegedly a lengthy renovation. This was my first trip to Lust so I cannot compare it to how it was before but the…

I have visited the club on a few occasions. The parking lot is a nice size. When you walk up you have two choices. You can go to your right into the Blue Iguana, have…

So, hadn't been here since pre-COVID, probably about 2 years, so I had some hopes for it to be pretty good. So much for that. It's not that it was awful, but it just…

I stopped in on a weekday afternoon. It was quiet with 4 girls working and 8 customers. The bartender was very welcoming and friendly and drink prices were reasonable. My beer with tip…

It's a decent place for a small town club. I've been in there about 3 times in the last month, and had a good time overall. If you're expecting big-city entertainment, you'll be disappointed. This…

After having a late afternoon Brisket meal at Little Miss BBQ on 7th street, I made the short drive to BSC. I arrived around 4PM. Temp check at door "Mine was 90.2 which can't be…

Arrived about 1:30 pm on a Saturday afternoon. About 20 cfrs in the parking lot. Decided to explore a new place that I have read about but never seen. Walked in and…

Arrived at around 8:00 for my first post Covid visit, friendly door guy who did a quick pat down then charged a $5 cover. Once inside I noticed the place looks like it had a…

So first off, to put this review in context: I am a dancer and this club review will be from that perspective. I’ll try to be as detailed as possible since this club hasn’t been…

I stopped in twice and I just moved to the area. The first night was a Saturday night. The place was pretty crowded and a few times I had to stand as there were no…

Was in Bridgeport and heard that Bishops was open again. Had not been for at lest a year before COVID hit, so its been over 2 years. Funny though, as soon as I walked in…

This is an old favorite of mine. It's usually my go to and where I default to if I'm not having a good time elsewhere. Like anywhere, this place is pretty hit or miss. My…

Got my vaccine and decided to hit the scene again and like a lot of you, looking for that Follies replacement. Arrived around 3pm parking $10, light pat down and $5 entry. This place is…

If you're more turned on by innuendo than in your face action, this is the place for you. It was a late Friday night, walked up a couple of steps to entrance. Paid bouncer $10,…

My first day clubbing since Covid, I just left Platinum and came here. It was about 5pm and the parking lot was completely full, I got lucky and found a space in the front as…

This place is finally open and has VIP Rooms. Just north of DT Seattle. Not Fancy and has a dirty vibe to it. 10$ cover and then 5$ soda. About 8-10 dancers. They have the…

Mile High is doing well, somewhat back to pre-Covid normal, not quite as crowded on a Friday night. I arrived about 7:30 and left about 10:00. There were about dozen girls there when I arrived…

Rare evening visit for me. I'm a day guy, and lineup is better then. Walked in, waited for temp check and the dj waved me in. You can now sit at the bar, or the…

First time to a club in 15 months due to Covid. Apparently the place feels like it down for awhile. 10$ cover before 8/9p. Apparently it jumps up to 20$.…

Went here about 2 weeks ago on a Sunday and let me tell you it was a mission to just sit down and not be bothered for a couple minutes lol it’s usually the opposite…

This place has a hard time keeping talent. It must be all the free Bidenbucks, but strippers are becoming scarce. There are never more than 2-4 girls working here during prime time. As usual…

So, had to be in Louisville and from what I could tell the Louisville clubs had certainly not improved from the last time here pre-pandemic so thought I would try out the Rustic Frog as…

The LS is an upper scale club located near DTW airport. It is a notch larger than other nearby mid-sized clubs. You walk up steps to enter the main floor and the VIP…

I always stop at Imperial when I am in Orange County, and I always have a great time. $15 daytime entry, you walk up the stairs and find yourself near one stage and a bar,…

Visting on Friday afternoon for the first time. It was about 3:15 pm. There were 4 dancers- 1 white and 3 Latinas. The white was blonde and overweight. The 2 Latinas were larger, taller (5'8-5'9)…

This review is a combination of two visits, one on Sunday early evening (4-7) and Thursday evening (6-10). To the main point: showed up on Sunday around 4pm. I realize that this is a slow…

Emerald city is an interesting beast for one it’s one of the only full nude strip clubs in the area which if you love seeing the female undercarriage like I do it’s nice but they…

hadn't been here --or to any strip club--since pre-COVID but this place had been on my regular rotation so I was looking forward to it. I got there Friday around 2PM, which in the past…

Its a long drive for me to get to this club but I thought I would try something different. I sit down and a girl instantly sits down with my which is…

Wandered over to the Landing Strip on a Saturday afternoon, arriving just before 3:00 PM. This club has mandatory valet parking, which is $7, but no big deal. The valet guy was friendly and didn't…

Pretty close to being my "neighborhood" club, Cheerleaders is a pretty big space, close to downtown Pittsburgh. They have a decent sized parking lot, a lot across the street, and valet. I usually…

I am not going to describe the layout of this place, since I've done that in several reviews and it's not changed much in the last period--I am not even sure if it's been cleaned…

I stopped in to this place again as I was passing through town. This is the second time I have been to this place and it hasn't really changed. You walk in and…

It was around 4PM on Thursday, May 6 when I pulled into the parking lot. I've been here before and knew what to expect. After a poor stop at Fannies I needed to at least…

I had previously heard several very good things about this club which brings me to my first visit last week. I got to the club around 730pm it was already very busy. You are required…

I arrived after midnight on a Wednesday night / Thursday morning on April 28. The club wasn’t busy which was good because I had less competition for the attention of the dancers. $10…

I'm making the rounds of the Atlanta area clubs since I got fully vacinated 6 weeks ago. LIke everyone else, I'm looking for a Follies replacement. Today's stop, May 5 was at this club. I had…

Went to this place in November of 2020 and could not wait to get back. Flew into San Diego Airport last Friday. Took the 992 MTS bus to San Ysidro Trolley. Bus took about 15-20…

No sense in describing this place since it’s been done a million times before and all it really is is a big box of a room with a couple of stages toward the middle.…

Visited a month or so ago and plan to go back on Fri. Also thinking about trying Pussycat Lounge or Thoroughbred. Although sometimes end up at FoxyLady too early and it's dead…

Went for the first time Saturday night at 11pm. It’s not hard to find, if you know where Showcase is. There are some homemade signs to direct you. It’s in an industrial area of Beltsville,…

My first trip back since I got fully vaccinated, so I felt more comfortable given the lax mask enforcement in the past. It's getting back closer to where it was pre-covid, but still has…

I haven’t been to many sc so I don’t have a ton to compare it to. It was my first time at a Vegas sc and was a little nervous about COVID restrictions ruining my…

I went to this place a couple times a few months ago because it was the only open strip club I could find in all of Long Island and NYC. Because of this, they were…

Stopped into Vanity last night. My first time there as I usually went to Sirens or Centerfolds but they have both closed. I think I never tried it because solid gold next door is awful…

So I'm back in south Florida and mentioned previously i would change things up a bit and check out the smaller clubs than the bigger name clubs (ex. tootsies)......wow, i will never step foot in…

I've frequented this place before. Jr's has a decent number of Black and Spanish girls and, as a black dude myself, I found it refreshing. This time I went after the COVID panoramic to see…

This is my first time visiting as I arrived around 3:30p. Parking lot was pretty full already. No charge for parking and no entry fee as I enter. I did tip a couple of bucks…

Pre-Covid I visited a couple times a year when I ran through town. I popped in a couple weeks ago before they shut down with some plumbing problems. Club is located on a busy road,…

Well this was my second trip to Desiree's in the last 2 weeks. So this makes strike two. Stopped in on the late afternoon around 6pm. Only 3 girls were there. Oh better…

Club basics: Club is in a safe area of town, although it may not look like it. Two bars, plus the outdoor patio, with a single stage which typically has girls on for three songs, but…

I made a visit to Bogarts on a Tuesday afternoon recently which is the $10 dance day but no-one who goes here is going for $10 dances. The usual self parking and no valet. I…

This is a poorly managed club. The manager is more interested in drinking shots with the customers than managing a strip club. One joke from a customer was “This would be a nice place…

Long day got out of work late late so was looking for a place to get a drink and unwind. Jens wasn't popping but at least it was open! Past midnight almost every other place…

This was the first time I've been here in about two years. I don't live in Anchorage, so my visits are not frequent and due to COVID, this was the first time I have traveled…

My first visit to Cabaret since the Covid thing. Parking lot still spacious, and the interior still had its unique tiered seating. It was clean, including the restrooms. There is a two cola minimum. $8.…

In town for business and stopped by cowboys. Arrived about 5:30 or so. Free parking and $3 cover at the time I arrived. Mask required for entry but not enforced once inside.…

It’s been a while since our visit to this particular bar, since the ongoing pandemic mess. So, finally we made it to this bar as well on this particular night. At the entrance door, the doorman…

Finally, we decided to drive across into Tijuana to check out the latest clubbing scene, since my buddy and I both have had our Covid vaccine shots done. We started it all by first going…

Visited the club last Thursday right at noon. Entered the big brick building down a long hallway where u walk through a metal detector and they do there contract tracing. There is an elevator at…

It’s been a long year ++plus, but I decided to venture out and check out the water temperature. I chose to try Buck’s again on a Wednesday late afternoon since it has been one of…

New to Atlanta so I am trying to explore as many ATL clubs as possible. This one was close to my hotel, so I checked it out. Quick pat down at the door and $20…

My first visit since most restrictions were lifted and it seems that things are almost back to normal here. There are no masks, no temperature checks, no bar or liquor restrictions and big clouds of…

Haven't been here since late October 2020. However, nothing has changed as far as cost. As has been well stated, entrance is in the back of the building in a fenced parking lot. There…

I stopped in last week before I had two appointments in the area. Sorry I don't recall the exact day because I've been so busy that days seem to blend together. I do know it…

I went back to Diamonds last night. This time I had a great experience. I got to see a female that I liked (to a point, explained later) from my first visit back in February,…

First review here, glad to be apart of the community. I stopped in Oasis on a Tuesday afternoon around 4:00 as I’m in town for a trip for a few days. I knew going in…

Decided to head to plat on a rainy Tuesday. Pulled in at 3:30 and it was 20 to park. The more I think about it, it wasn’t the regular guy. Still 5 to get in…

Goldfinger is located near Miramar in a strip mall location. The entry is cumbersome with the bouncer scanning your id and they are very strict about cell phones. With the club being less crowded in…

Visited at about 4pm on a Tuesday afternoon. No temperature check at door, no cover. Haven’t been here in about 2 years. Very dark upon entry and loud. No seating at the bar, plenty of high top…

Crazy Horse, while not in a great part of SF, is a very old-school-esque type of club where the dancers are quite loose and the action is quite fun especially in the back rooms. There's a…

This was my first time back to Treasures since the pandemic came to America. I found it mostly unchanged. They still have valet parking available but also allow self parking. The cover was $5 at…

I'm not sure what is going on there but if someone can speak to the manager, tell them to bring back the pre-covid ladies. I've been in and out of the Orchid trying to figure out…

I have been here a lot and it rises and falls depending on the kind of luck they are having recruiting dancers. They seem to be working on the place, but it has a long way…

Stopped in to and favorite following a long covid layoff. Many changes. Temp at the door/ mask and 15$ cover even during the day. Couch/stage is gone in the middle…

I was cruising down the highway, what did I see? Exotic dancers waiting for me. I popped a U-ee at the wing spot, Jughandle. Then I pulled up to the spot to see what I…

The place was good with comfortable seating, have around 10 girls Friday night. Only few girls are good looking others are ok ok. There are no table dances post-covid, only vip for $35 with low…

The place is clean, the drinks arent expensive, the music is rock and country, the girls are hot and 4/6 of them had nipple piercings, my favorite. I go in and im pretty much immediately…

First time back in the UP so i decided to hit up Big Bons for the first time in over 15 years. This place has not changed one bit. It is off the…

So... I recently visited this establishment for the first time ever after the post-pandemic reopening. It's right next to the Coney Island fairgrounds. I have to say, I was not impressed. The whole place…

So I decided to finally hit up the old Christie's caberat aka Platinum Plus. Went in on a Saturday night around 10pm. I arrived got greated by the door girl. Paid a 12 dollar cover.…

Second time in a few months visiting Cheetah. Landscape is the same, upon entering there the main bar with a stage between, stage yo the far left of the entrance, another stage in n the…

Friday night walked in around 12am and there was 1 girl dancing a few girls around trying to get guys to buy dances. As far as the customers, I was able to get a table…

Got to FC on a Friday night at 10pm. Mandatory valet parking was $8 and the cover was $20. They take your temperature and have you sign a log sheet for COVID contact tracing when…

This club was renovated since the last time I’ve seen it. Drove by it a few times. It’s next to a hotel off of NJ 73 which was a little suspect but I decided to…

This was my first time at Landing Strip but I was interested in visiting based on reviews and have been to other clubs including Flight Club. First time I’ve visited a club in over a…

I was driving through the area recently and stopped in for the hell of it. The club is right off the highway so super convenient, it’s a big building the first turn off the ramp.…

I arrived at about ten pm. Compared to precovid, the club was empty. They only had one section out of four sections open. There was NO ENERGY at all the whole time I was there.…