Reviews

This review is a few weeks old but stoped by on a Sunday afternoon. Lust is the only club open on Sundays in Gville It had been a couple years since I visited so…

Went to Tigers for a bachelor party. Took an Uber XL so we didn't have to worry about parking. There was a $20 cover to get in. They had about 30 - 45 women out…

After my stop at Ybor (see previous review), I headed 10 minutes west to Mons. Let me preface this review by saying I spent all of 5 minutes in Mons one time. Hot…

I popped in on Saturday afternoon around 2ish. Parking lot had quite a few cars in it, more than usual. I walked in and let my eyes adjust to the darkness with a rectangular bar…

So this is more of a heads up more than anything else. I was a regualr at the old Kahoots before is shut down and due to being prety regular I got a lot…

I usually go to clubs closer to home in KC, but last Summer I wandered out to the lake to visit some friends, and then went out again this past Saturday. Both times I visited…

Decide to checkout out the Library and at the same time watch the UFC 257 fights, because it is now a topless club/sports bar. I went there many years ago when it was a nude club…

Stopped by on Saturday afternoon, 1/23. You will get the standard temperature check at the door. Don't have to wear a mask while seated. But it's a must if you get up & go to…

A friend and I decided to visit Platinum for the first time on a Saturday afternoon. We had attempted to stop by once or twice in the evening but the line out the door discouraged…

Having been to Pompano’s DD’s ant BT, figured I’d try out Cheetah’s. Wish I’d try it sooner. PRO’s: 4 stages in use, variety of dancers CON’s: lap dance area kind of open, pricey beyond…

Located in south Philly in the middle of the auto heaven and graveyard, and airport parking lots. Temp check and 10 dollar cover Metal detector by security as you enter the stage is in front of you with…

First time here since Murphy closes bars at 10. Decided to head over around 5 in the afternoon. Catch part of the day shift. The bar's layout has been reviewed many times…

Dancers Review...., Since everything is closed in nyc my next option was NJ. Because I have no car, ease of public transportation commute was a big factor. Hi beams is 5 minutes away from the NJ…

Visited this club late Saturday night, around 230 am. Cover was $15, security watching the lot out front as it’s in a shady hood. It’s not unsafe, but the area isn’t full of…

Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 5:30 and there was no cover. Good prices on beer. Few patrons at the bar but no dancers on stage. They were watching sports on…

Despite being in the wacky world of PA, Kandys continues to be open! I had a nice chat with the owner and he said they harass him every day, but so far they have taken…

This place has been reviewed many times. It has been a long time since I have been to a club, any club, and was on that side of town by chance and decided to stop…

In an effort to be fair, some important disclaimers: 1. This was my first time ever visiting this club, so I have no idea if it was any better pre COVID 2. I did go on a…

If you ever look at my reviews you would notice I have an issue when businesses just do a poor job. I hate it when they fail to deliver what is promised. I believe…

Really a fun small club club in Austin. I visited a couple times while I was there for work and was pleased both times. First between parking and entrance you are going to be…

Well I finally did it. I joined this forum mainly to read reviews on Treasures Houston, and was basically holing myself up this year due to corona. Yesterday I bit the bullet and finally went…

This is a feww visits combining into a few visits. I will do it bullet point style Parking - roughly 15 cars paved Feels relatively safe here Domestic beers are 2.50, baby speak to more than that…

It’s been a year of no action, and I am starving. Unfortunately the solution is not yet here for me. Briefly, I am cognizant of the over 400,000 deaths and the additional long term disability…

I have only been here a few times. It is in a odd location by Amazon warehouse. Plenty of parking. I came in around 5 and checked the place out. When you walk in no…

I went to Deja Vu a couple of times. My recent was January 16 near midnight. There is hookah and cigarette smoke inside but the value is likely the best in the Tampa. Lap dances…

I’ve been wanting to check out Baron's for a while (it’s 83 miles from my house) and today coming back from La Crosse I made a slight dog leg and got to finally stop in.…

I made a rare visit to Cheetah on Wednesday evening. We arrived about 8:00 p.m. Mandatory valet parking is $3. Actually, I suppose it’s not really mandatory, at least not in the…

I won't spend time describing this place. It's been well documented by others and nothing much has changed. I got there about 3 PM and spend an hour. There were a fair…

LOCATION Club Fantasies is a few blocks away from Providence Place mall, located in an industrial strip just off the railroad tracks. I arrived after seeing Desire was closed, at about 4:45 pm on a Friday…

I decided to check this place out after a buddy of mine recommended it. I figured I might as well as it seems to be one of the only remaining lingerie dancer bars in…

I got here around 4pm on a friday and the club was jumping. It was unfortunate though that I was charged a $20 valet parking fee and a $10 cover. I had dished out $30…

I am rooting for this place as much as the next guy but the visits to this place have been disappointing. I am surprised on how high the ratings are for this place which I…

This is my regular club, but my first time back since the COVID started. I was curious to see how they were dealing with it. They've got more security outside than before. After scanning for…

The place is decent. The bars were fixed during the lockdown. There is finally a working female restroom upstairs. The mens bathrooms downstairs were remodeled but the urinals are uncomfortably not private. Variety of girls, most are…

Noticed the last review was from me back in September. Very slight changes since then. Visited once or twice since then and there was seating at the bar with barriers but this time the bar…

This was my first trip to Mons since February of last year. So much has changed in that time. The club now opens at 8pm daily so no more day shift or early evening dances. Entry…

Stopped by at about 9:30 on Monday. There were a good number of cars in the parking lot, but the lot is large so it was easy to find a space. The door guy charged…

Decided to check out the Tuesday night special of $10 lap dances. I usually only go on Monday nights for the $10 lap dances, but saw they added a night for the special.…

Ight so this is in the age of covid. This visit occured back in December 2020. On a Friday night. We pulled up and there was a god damn line at 8pm. Ppl drinking on…

Before the shut down, I made sure to get a couple quick dances here while I could. Friday around 3, then Saturday afternoon around 2. Both times walked in, had to to temp check. Heard…

The parking lot is big, especially with limited seating due to covid restrictions. Doorman checks your temperature, has you sign a waiver. You take your waiver and find a seat. Small 2 seat tables…

Arrived at 12:30 on a Wednesday in late December. Was greeted by a gentlemen at the door he checked my ID, patted me down. I paid no cover. I walked in the club the bar…

This place is a diamond in the rough. Well maybe not a diamond, more of a cubic zirconium. But still, aside from its looks, the club is a great spot to hang out.…

This is the second of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly.…

This is the first of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first strip club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly.…

I flew in to Indy on a Sunday evening and decided to check out Club Rio. It's in a smallish building off a commercial drag near some strip malls. Seems safe enough. Parking was free.…

This club is located right off I-35 heading North at the intersection to IH-45. Easy to find. Free parking and Valet also available. Mask required, Temp scan taken at the door with a cover of…

First trip to Secrets in a long while . Covid rules have seemed to put a hamper on this place . The bar has plexiglass dividers with 2 to 3 stools per booth if you…

This is a visit from late December. Dirtys is across from a Costco in a not so good neighborhood. I arrived on a weekday around 12ish. As I entered the club. I was greeted by…

Last summer I was in Pittsburgh for a business trip, and had wanted to see a couple of clubs. Stopped two places before going to Cheerleaders, but both were closed. So was Cheerleaders. What?!!!…

This review goes back a few months, so I'm not sure if the same dancer I had would be here or not. Walking in on an afternoon, I paid the doorman $5 and took a…

Palomino is open. There are some differences due to COVID-19. First, you have to wear a mask unless you have a drink. Second, there are no lap dances on the floor and there is reduced…

I came here late afternoon, around 4pm, on a Saturday in late December. The club has made several changes to club layout since Covid hit that I'll detail below. Part of the parking lot…

Washed our stopping in during day shift at Downtown Cabaret...only 2 dancers working and both tied up with regulars. So I walked the 2 blovks north to Rick's to get some lunch and see the lovely…

This was my 2-3 time in here. An OTC I know told me she was working there and wanted me to meet her there. You park behind the building off the street that goes down…

So when i heard indoor fining and bars would reopen in Philadelphia on Sat 1/16 8 was all in to going back to outerspace. When i also received confirmation from a dancer from IG it…

Late submission. I stopped by this place when I was Christmas shopping. The bar is located on route 15 in Jefferson which is a fairly busy highway. This is somewhat negated by the fact that…

After a bad experience at Vivide , I headed here to diamond . No entry fee as i around 6:30 or so . I walk around and notice a couple familiar faces from Follies .…

So this place has a ton of potential but, i don’t know if it will last due to not having dancers . I arrived around 5 via Uber and they charged me 10 to get…

I travel alot so I am prone to visit clubs near the major expressways. Dreamgirls is located only 5mins off of I80/94 in northern Indiana, so it's at least convenient. I have been here b4,…

Tried to stop at Bottoms Up but there was a sign on the door saying they were closed. I decided to drive over to Lustys to check out the COVID talent. I walked…

Visited the purple orchid on Monday, as apparently they opened up the previous saturday. The purple orchid has been described many many times but I'll go through it again rather large parking lot which was…

sooo there i was - wednesday afternoon downtown with a few hours to kill... i decided to head to the mens club as they seem to be pretty lax about the whole covid thing. it…

This place is right next to a liquor store, it connects through a door. The neighborhood feels safe, parking on the street but I went on a weekend in the daytime. This is…

Stopped by during the mid afternoon. Free parking. Basic pat down. Five to get in. The place is pretty much an old warehouse with 3 or 4 stages and a couple…

For the most part MI stays closed. I heard that Deja Vu - flint only ... was open so I drove by. It was open under some loop hole but I am not sure why…

Bikini Bar is more of a bar than a strip club. There are usually about 5 or so girls dancing on the long bar or the poles at either end of the bar. There is…

Went in on Thursday evening, not expecting much. Seems mask rules are all over the place in Atlanta. Here it seems you need to have one available, but wearing it is a flip of the…

This was my first visit post COVID. I go every few months for the free lunch and to enjoy a few dances. The usual $2 parking was collected as I entered the club around…

Stopped by here mid afternoon a few weeks ago. Had an awesome time with a cute young blonde white girl named Ally. She was curvy, a lille on the thicker side but not what…

Ive been stopping at this place about once a week in the early afternoon since before christmas. Its been going steadily downhill. Its hard to say if it is due to the bar itself…

Ok, so I'll give a pre covid and a post covid comparison. Pre covid is great, entry is $5 and always packed (afternoons are ok, but don't go weekends at night, you won't be…

I had not been to Vivid since the pre rona days almost over a year ago. I decided to roll the rona dice and stop by and check it out and report back. Door…

I visited this place by chance on a friday morning just after 11:30,I had been visiting the grotto park nearby with a friend who lives locally, I'm from Seattle and was down for 4 days,drove past…

The Spotl Lite is always a hit or miss place. Sometimes the ladies are beautiful and voluptuous and other days there’s nothing to talk about. Nevertheless, I roll the dice about once a month. This…

2nd time here, but a bit of a change this time. normally, the strip bar is on the left and regular bar on right...but tonight only one bartender available, so strip club moved over to…

I have reviewed this place several time before. It is one of my go to's. I stopped in about two weeks ago looking for the usual fun and games. The layout has…

This is my go-to place in Medellin, now. I'm not sure if it's open during the pandemic. If not, Barra Ejecutiva is on the same street and is similar. Basically, you're going into the hood of…

The staff at Baby Dolls is the nicest I've ever encountered at a strip club in the Northeast. It was the best part of the club, which is too bad because it actually had a…

This is my go to place when I want satisfying dances, and I couldn’t wait for them to open up again. The building has been described many times, and the only change is that there…

Indianapolis clubs close at midnight currently so I arrived here around ten after spending an hour at the nearby Pony strip club. Entrance fee on a Saturday night was $8 with drinks being around the…

Swap meet in parking lot of shopping center, hard to park For those who haven't been here before, a quick guide to the layout: When you enter, directly to your left is a table where $5 cover…

So Minnesota clubs were allowed to reopen this week after a 2-month shutdown of indoor dining and entertainment. Just days before the shutdown in mid-November, I spent an enjoyable night at Downtown Cabaret not realizing…

Stopped in to see how things were going and changed since the new year. The parking lot was full with cars so i figured this was a good sign at least for the girls. Still…

I arrived around 2pm on a Friday in hopes of getting some dances with Molly. I had heard she was very open with extras and wanted to check her out. There were 4 girls working…

Blondies is open, but they are open later that the hours listed here. The club opens at 4:30pm now. I assume that is the time when the covid inspectors leave their jobs for…

So I was at a club in Indiana last week since everything's closed in Illinois and overheard Ocean's was open despite the lockdown so decided to head here for their $10 Wednesday dances and give…

I made three different visits on various Friday nights. On two of them I didn't even get private dances in the launch pad because the stage show was actually awesome. Plenty of hotties cycling through…

Cover: $20 Water $5 STOP: If you take anything from this review, remember to bring cash. DO NOT USE THEIR MACHINES. Details later. Went for the first time ever on Sunday. I live an hour away but this…

First review of HL in almost 4 months...after visiting, no wonder there are no recent reviews. Pulled in shortly after opening. I've been coming to this club for 25 years, often as either the first…

Had the afternoon off work so drove to Vivid to see what the late afternoon may hold. The parking lot looked full from the street but once in the lot there were a vast number…

(Directions, layout, drink prices same as my last review) THE PLACE Millennium Cabaret is up Route 3, in the sticks about 10 minutes outside of Manchester. Very pretty drive up from Mass this time of year. I…

Went Friday from 2-4pm. Parking lot was packed at that time but wasn't bad inside. They hit you for $3 at that time, than move in. Found a spot at the bar (barely).…

Went in on Sunday night around 10 pm. construction work was going on once off I 95 , no problem in finding the place , parking is good and feels secured. The guy at the…

About the only bad thing about the club is that it cost $15 to $20 to get in. Should be $5 to $10, for the club not being in the city. The girls are lovely and…

When there on Sat night to watch a little of the NFL playoffs and enjoy the women. They have no seating around the bar and they have a side stage and run a stage outside…

Came here on a saturday night for a bachelor party. They arranged a shuttle van to pick all 12 of us from the Poconos and it was free. We packed our cooler with ice and…

Chicas Bonitas is the only strip club open in Las Vegas with normal lap dances right now. Other clubs have private / VIP, but no normal $20 or $25 dance. Parking is free right next…

It's hard to be too critical of a place like this where everything is on offer, served up to you on a platter in fact, at quite a reasonable price. Yet, despite partaking, I don't…

I'm pretty sure that Millsteam is the mid atlantic standard that is open right now. I was essentially forced to Millstream after avoiding it for years. For a long time I…