Reviews

Visited on a Wednesday Afternoon. $3 day cover to get in. Their is an ice chest with scantily clad waitress right as you walk in offering beers. The price for beer and drinks, like the…

This is one of those "I was in the neighborhood" visits. I was on my way to LAX to pick up a friend when I got a text that the plane would be at…

Decided to give myself a little treat and visit good old Desires to see if it still makes you leave with a lighter wallet and lighter on your toes. Pulled into the parking lot around…

I don't have much to add to my complete description in my last review. Although some clubs in Philly proper have re-added bar seating, this club (which is in an adjacent county) still has spaced…

Went on a Saturday evening to see some girls and watch UFC. I would recommend it if you are into UFC, once the main even rolled around they stopped the music and dances and…

95% of the clientele were bikers. Not sure if there was a convention or not. They were cool folks. Bartender and bouncer were friendly. Some of the girls were skillful on the pole. I stood…

They no longer have the food truck. They now charge 15 entry and 25 for the private area. Five older ladies working. Three BIG, one bad and one decent. Drink prices are lower than…

So had to write a Tuesday review of this club so decided to make the drive over from the big city. I get to the parking lot and looks pretty packed at around 8 .…

What a good experience. Charming young woman up front was very nice and pleasant. She herself could have been a performer. I was there very early in the afternoon (6pm) and very few people…

See my review of a recent visit to The Purple Orchid. Even though it was a great visit, I decided to go to the PH later in the week to see if Andrea was working.…

BT's is located on the infamous Dearborn/Inkster Michigan Ave strip. It is an upper scale club that falls short of Flight Club's top-notch elegance. Physically, BT's is a larger club. I've…

It had been over a year since stopping at a club due to Covid. Wasn't even sure what is open anymore, but I decided to stop at DD on a Monday evening about…

This is going to be an amalgamation of the couple of times I've been here. One was pre-corona, one was post-corona. I went to this club because I wanted to check out a club that…

This is a review for Saturday afternoon approximately two weeks ago. There is never cover here until the evening and parking is free in a fenced-off area. I've never feel uncomfortable or unsafe here. There…

::: QUICK NOTES ::: Arrived at 2:00 PM on a Friday. It was surprisingly crowded, but not surprisingly mostly old guys. No dances obtained because I lacked patience. But, saw some new (to me) faces. :::…

Went to PD around 6PM on a Tuesday and walked right in and sat next to the bar. Plenty of street parking and no cover at this time of night. The bartender was an older…

In these sorta-post Covid times, here's an update on the evolution of club life at Downtown Cabaret. It's becoming my primary club since things have reopened and I'm happy to report things are steadily improving. This…

The first time I tried to visit this club was the first day it was closed for whatever (gas leak, no liquor license????) so yesterday ended up being my first time since they were reportedly…

Parking lot is large with plenty of parking. No admission fee as before 5. Had not been in for over a year. Had to have a mask on and bartender took your temperature…

Arrived at 9 pm, mini mall lot was packed. Walk in, paid $20 entry fee. The guy says 18 girls working and points at a list of handwritten names from the girls as they check…

I've never been to Pure Gold before, so hearing it was open I went to check it out. It's a strange club, built into the back of a porn shop with the old video arcade turned into…

So I happened to be in the area,crystal river, fishing the gulf and checked tuscl for a good club close by to go to. At first I settled on going to brass flamingo It really…

I am from the Northeast and it’s great to see how open the Clubs and overall economy are in FL relative to NY. This is my first time back in a SC in South…

Went Saturday, and this was the first time here in over a year, no thanks to covid. Same smoky, dive joint that we love or hate depending on who is working and what mood their…

At Tattletales, you will find one of the best men’s rooms of any club in the area. You’ll also find plenty of large screen TVs. There is hardly anything else worth finding there. The beer,…

In the Providence area on a day full of premium cannabis I stayed local in the Allen’s ave area. After a short stay at desires I strolled into wonderland. Parking can be scarce at times…

Wednesday around 5pm, no temp check had to write your name on a paper butt thats it. standard wait at a small table for a bartender for a drink. the vibe was chill. dollar parade…

What’s up gents stopped by Desire on Tuesday 4/20 around 7 right before shift change was pleased to see a few old and new faces. Upon arrival I paid no cover fee as I arrived…

Have been in here three or four times since the post pandemic reopening. Always on day shift. Usually 4-5 girls working. Mostly AA and Latinas, but a couple of white girls. Mostly…

Lou Turks always gets a bad rap but it does not deserve it at all. The bartenders are always friendly and the food is great. It is a medium sized club…

Although I frequent SE Florida often, I have only been to this club on one previous occasion and wasn't overly impressed. My favorite club in the area has always been the Booby Trap, and…

West. Virginia is reopened, so I decided to see what was up. I was going to stop in Clarksburg at Angels, but I guess they’re only doing weekends right now, because they were closed. So…

Stopped by around 7 on a Wednesday night. No cover. Door guy was super friendly. 1 girl working told me her name was Cyrus...sirus...psyirus? Idk something like that. Drop dead gorgeous with a little zelda tattoo.…

I arrived to a half way filled parking lot. The bouncer was polite and offered me a trash can for the fast food bag that I brought. I have to say that I know why…

I am trying to base my scores more on an average over time rather than this one visit. It was more because this visit is a lesson learned than a reflection of the club. Gold…

We arrived at the club around 9pm on a Saturday. It was 3 stories, ~100 girls, with a hotel attached for added business. A little bit of a simplified overview: 1) 20 bucks for a private…

Covid restrictions: By far the most laid back on the rules of any of the Seattle area clubs I've been to. No temp check and Masks seem to be completely up to you. Only about…

Today was my birthday so I decided to stop into bogarts to see what kind of action that might get me. I love that there is no parking fee and only a 5 dollar cover.…

Me and a friend decided to take a trip to tampa for the weekend.We wanted to attend a strip club.Our first choice was Gold Club but when we pulled in the parking lot we did…

Since the beginning of Covid this place has been pretty decent. If you like foreign women this place is pretty good, Europeans and Latinas. I think the cover starts at 6 PM. Free before 6PM…

First visit here. Showed up just after 4 and was able to park in the street about a block away. Area seemed fine. I've been to much worse. apparently just missed their half off…

I went over to Vanity after striking out at Columbus Gold. It was Wednesday 5:00 pm. Nobody was inside the front door checking ID's or collecting a cover so I went on in.…

Stopped by Columbus Gold after a long time of not being at any club. Wow, this was my big night out. Checked their website and their TUSCL listing and it looked like they…

Warning: This is a long post but had to finished what I had started with Pink Pony but first the intro for the newbies who need DETAILS. Tattletale Lounge is off of Piedmont Rd, right down…

I was in Atlanta for a few days with a plenty of time to kill. I mainly went to 3 clubs - Oasis Goodtime Emporium, Tattletale and this one - Pink Pony. These are two…

Since the world turned upside down a little over a year ago for some odd reason I still visit Oasis from time to time considering it was the first spot I went to when everyone’s…

We were in KY hitting up some Distilleries for a couple days with some buddies and decided to stay in Louisville on a Thursday in April and hit up some of the Bars. We were…

I arrived on a Wednesday afternoon around 3pm. The club has been described many times, so I will keep my description brief. No cover and a forehead temp check. Chairs are back at the bar,…

At a bit after 4:00 today I decided to pay a visit to Club Venus. I drive by there almost every day and was curious about it. I'd been in once, maybe about a year…

I finally got my vaccination I was looking to get out of the house and have a little fun, I called around and one of my old favorites from Solid Gold was working at Goldfinger…

So to be fair, post pandemic, I have visited this place 3 times in 2 months. I must have been extremely lucky the first 2, as I left happy and satisfied on those 2 occasions.…

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. About 15 girls there. About half of them had either butt implants or breast implants, or both. Grabbed a seat by the bar and ordered a beer. The bar…

First visit since October. Usual friendly and easy going vibe. Beer 5. Had heard from girls working at Mavericks in Sioux City who also work at Cookatoo that mileage with some of the girls…

After reading a review on here, I decided to check out Dancers for the first time since February of last year. I arrived around 7:30pm. Doorman checked my temp and collected $10 for…

I went to the club on a Friday evening after about a year absence and I was quite surprised. The place was packed! It was almost like the "old days" when people actually went to…

Empowered by my second COVID shot, I ventured out to my first post-COVID club visit last Friday afternoon. I stopped by Cheetah Hallandale since this had previously been one of my favorite day shift clubs.…

Visited Shimmers and it was fairly busy for mid-afternoon on a weekday. Looks like the retired folks now feel safe hitting a trip club, though there were two younger guys (like 30s) also. Five girls…

Stopped by Jens on a Saturday night. There were 10 or more cars in the parking lot. Walked in didn't have to pay a cover. Big parking lot very safe. Although…

I was in the mood for ultra high mileage, and Tommy's Too is the most ultra in the area. Overall not a satisfying experience, but maybe I was not patient enough. After getting an $8 soda,…

This was my first visit since March 2020. It may be my penultimate visit if the next one is as bad. No girl was over a 6; most had more poundage on them…

This as a slight detour on my road trip. There are clubs feel like a gentlemen's clu- dark luxurious lounges, comfortable furniture, etc. This place feels like a bar first and titty bar second.…

This was second stop of the night. Got to Omaha about 1:30 AM (closed at 4 or 5) and pulled up to a very busy parking lot. Paid $20 membership and went behind the…

I don’t go to southeast Houston very often, and when I do, I’m usually on my way to the beach with my family. But today I had reason to be in that part of town…

After a ho hum visit to Oasis on 4/20/21 I came here looking for better action. I knew the place was kind of a dump from my previous visits but I knew there was a…

As luck would have it, business had me traveling through the Richmond area and well beyond near the VA-NC border, so I decided to make a pit spot for a few hours on a Friday…

The last time I was in this club was Aug 16, 2014. I knew from reviews and my TUSCL buddies that nothing has changed since then. Plenty of free parking, no cover charge, decent…

I don't come to Phoenix very often, but I've been to HL a number of times over the years. This was perhaps the most underwhelming visit I've ever had. I was patted down and my ID…

I was already out for a friend's birthday when some of the girls who were present in our group decided that they wanted to see some T&A. Gold Club is a hellhole and some of…

Fortified with the vaccine, I decided to start venturing out to the clubs again. It's been about a year since I hit any of the Akron clubs. Beer was still $2. Interior still the…

Stopped by here right after the shelter in place ended. Always enjoyed visiting Bill and his ladies here. There was always a good mix of latinas and AA dancers. Mostly 7-8s and a total of…

So I went on a Sunday paid the $11, but got to take the water bottle home! Anyway club was cool, not too bad. I wore a mask and saw most patrons wearing masks…

So I haven’t been to this place since the lockdown and had no idea they had reopened. I decided to stop by last Wednesday to check and it was open. Turns out it had opened…

McHales is a long standing top less bar in downtown Corning, NY. It’s essentially a small, locals bar with an afterthought of a stage with a pole in the back, where pool tables would ordinarily…

Visited Monday April 5 at around 1 in the afternoon. Got there just before 1 so the cover was free. From what I understand cover is $10 for day shift and $20 for the night…

This place is a total gem for the man looking for a toned down version of the high end experience with great money to action ratio. Came here for my own birthday, 20$ cover fee…

PG is open! I was stoked to get out and see some hot naked chicks. PH looks like it got a makeover. It I used to look pretty run down with old shorty benches and…

Being bored as hell with money burning a hole in my pocket I decided to head out. Finding parking wasn't too bad as they was ample space. I paid $2.00 at the door. Once inside…

Have been going to Tampa clubs on my annual visit to the the Sunshine State and after reading a favorable review here decided to try Oz. Had a very good first visit and liked the…

the hole is a hole. upon entering there was no cover but they did a temp check. this place is so bad they refuse to fix their obliterated 19th hole sign outside. inside it’s the…

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. This was the first time since Covid. New pay system up front and a guy instead of the manager they had before. Took my money at the door explained…

The club itself is near an intersection off the highway. It was very easy to get to and there was parking there but spots are tights. Once entering they do a quick temp check and…

I was driving back from a disappointing road trip to Atlanta so I still had an itch to scratch. I have never been to any of the Greenville clubs but I know pretty women live here…

This is basically a review of 3 trips to the purple orchid. To wear on saturdy and one was in the middle of the week maybe Wednesday. Out of the 3 times, only one of those…

Went to Tattletale on a Saturday night around 10pm and stayed for nearly 3 hours. Alcohol was not too expensive. $6 for beers and bought a view mixed drinks for a girl I was talking…

I stopped by Taboo on a rainy, cool Thursday afternoon and the whole covid setup hasn't changed. As is the case with most of these types of establishments, they currently do not allow seating around…

Holy hell, got there at 12:30 on a Saturday night paid $25 to come in. There was three dancers working with one of them being super hot which I had met in a Tulsa club.…

The club is closed for renovation. They olan to open back on Wednesday april 21st.if you are planning to go there, i d skip. I wish I knew this info before hand. The website doesn't…

I went in to visit BW with my wife looking to enjoy some pretty girls and possibly get a dance. We had decided on Bucks over BBD due to the ability to bring our…

Went on a Thursday evening in April 2021. Walked in on a Thursday night (around 10pm). There was a $10 cover fee and the bouncer scans your ID (something I did not like). This place…

Went there last week on a Thursday. They had just been open for a week or so after being shut down by Covid. I used to frequent this place quit a bit in the past…

An interesting club to say the least. The location is great, right off of Anaheim ave but not super loud so if you don't look out you could miss it. I however, consider that a…

I went to the located on Murray street this past Friday. I stopped by in the evening at about 7pm. This location is only open from 3pm to 11pm everyday because of the pandemic. The admission was…

When i went on a sunday afternoon i was not really expecting much. Every club i have ever went too was either less or on par with this one. You know what you are getting…

Update. No cover charge during day anymore. Bad news no lunch either, kitchen doesnt open till 2 i was told now. Not going to describe the club, read other reviews for that. Nothing has changed…

In the 2nd half of our Emperors/Lux journey (for 1st half see: “5 to 1 customer to dancer ratio” in my reviews), my friend and I pulled up to a pretty empty parking lot. Emperors…

My last strip club visit was March 14, 2020, exactly 400 days ago. Savannah’s is the nicest club in the area and was the place I selected for my return to the game. Nothing has changed…

When I walked into Clancys that Friday night it was easily 25 guys for 6 girls. Now my first thought was wow this was a sausage fest, but these girls knew how to work a…

First visit to this club in over a year: I felt like Rip Van Winkle awakening to a different world from a long slumber. Specifically, club has been remodeled with new curtained lap dance booths…

I stopped by Diamond Dolls for the first time around 1:30 Sunday afternoon. It cost me five dollars to enter the place and another four for a beer. It was busy for a…

Arrived at Rizo a bit earlier than check in. Got my VIP card from the desk. Now here is where I had a small issue, he asked for my ID to get the VIP card.…