Reviews

Back at my favorite Las Vegas club after a month of traveling and almost nothing has changed. The small club is nearly disgustingly dingy looking, worn out and the definition of a dive club. Probably…

Like many of you, it’s been awhile since I have visited a club thanks to our new friend COVID-19. Now that traveling for work is an option again, I managed to make my way back…

It'd been several years since I was last at the Lamplighter, and, well, not much has changed. The hours are a bit different (probably thanks to Covid) -- 2pm to 9:45pm. At least that's what…

I live on the other side of the country so I don’t get here too often. I think this is my third or fourth visit. A bouncer/doorman met me at the door and requested $2 for…

I knew It was violets birthday (petite redhead with a bangin body& awesome personality) so I’d promised to stop in today from a previous visit and sure enough I had a great time overall.…

It was an unusually quite evening at the Orchid at about 7PM on. Perhaps all the dancers have saved up their Christmas money already. I've been having very good luck of late there…

I got to the club around 10 and the parking lot was almost full (about 15 cars) so figured it was busy but apparently most of the cars belonged to employees and dancers as there…

Early Wednesday afternoon. At first, one bouncer located at the front door. Waved me in. No ID scan, not even a check. That’s a nice change from my last couple visits. The club is super decked…

I stopped by the 19th on Wednesday around 4:30. I didn't plan on getting any dances. I was short on time and just wanted to grab a beer and look at some naked girls while…

I walked in and almost crashed into someone that was leaving in a hurry. Low volume reggae music was playing and when I got through the door it was EMPTY. One guy sitting on the…

After visit Chicas Lucas with no luck, decide to stop by here. I can’t remember when was my last time here. The house fee is still $5 for little after 4pm. There’s a only one…

This is one of the 3 Risqué owned clubs in the Philly area. I'd say it is consistently the worst of the 3. With that said, the other 2 are mediocre at best. Club…

Its been a few years since my last visit. 2 of us came down from Canada to do some fishing.Took an uber, so no parking or door charge. Sat down not to far away from…

Whenever I'm in the Miami-Ft Lauderdale area, I try to stop into Cheetah Hallandale. I've always considered the dayshifts there to be the "friendliest" non-extras lapdances. But on this visit ,…

This review covers two daytime visits, two days apart. Gold is my favorite club, and I guess I am a regular. I like it, but it is my favorite mostly because I cannot…

Pre-COVID I would go 2x-3x a year for a fun night out. I always had a good time. When I arrive, there was no one at the front desk so I just wandered in expected…

Nov.5, 2021 Visited from Winston Salem, cuz I heard the local clubs Winston are ok. Only ok. Here for a couple months on a Aircraft MX contract. Been all over the nation. Stopped by on…

A quick trip to one of my old standbys. I stopped by Jiggles since I got out of work early last Tuesday. Hoping to see one of my favorite girls here. Unfortunately I…

My regular at Sahara requested that I come visit her at this club, since she had left early for the day. I have never been to this club before and it’s definitely not my style,…

First the good news. I arrived at the club on Tuesday, Dec7, 2021 at 12:30. 5 or 6 cars in the large parking lot. Front door was locked and as I started to ge back…

Las Vegas is, of course, associated with high-end strip clubs decked out in the style of leatherclad cigar bars or modern sports bars - not unlike the restaurants and lounges in casinos. Chicas is completely…

I visited Desiree's back in May, and figured I would try it again as there was at least 1 girl there in May that was decent looking. To be frank though, it seems that…

First time clubbing in Wisconsin, arrived a little before noon. No one at the desk so was not asked for cover, don't know how much it is. Later the bartender asked the good-looking girl at…

Arrived about 9 pm on a Wednesday night, stayed until about 10:30. Large enough lot with plenty of parking available - didn’t see a valet option at this time. No charge for parking, but the…

After a crappy November (personally, nothing related to the club) I decided to give Treasure Club another shot. I visited on a Monday afternoon which was a first for me. I arrived around 3 in…

I have only been to strip clubs twice and it was this one. It was my second time attending and the first time I got a vip room and came and hadn’t stopped thinking about…

This club definitely lives up to the hype. I had the opportunity a few weeks ago to visit LS on a Thursday night, and am just getting around now to offering a review.…

I have visited this club on occasion, and have always had a good time. I often wonder why this place is not reviewed here as much as Desire, but I guess I’m part of the…

I was in the area after visiting the HOF in Canton and decided to stop in while driving by. The building looks pretty run down from the outside, but inside it's just a dive bar…

Went back to RAB after about a month away, this was on the day before thanksgiving. The place is small and has been described a million times. 3 steps to enter, once inside you walk…

The price for a domestic beer was $5.25. No idea of what a mix drink goes for. I did not get a free shot on this visit. The server did not hound you for drinks,…

Have attended a handful of times over past 15 years when in town. Have received extras and high mileage in past years - probably some of my hottest experiences ever experiences have been at…

Location: Crazy Horse 3 Day: Satuday, December 4, 2021 Time of Day: about 1pm-5pm Drink pricing: $7 Water, $14 beer, $14 Jameson on the floor. Inflated higher in the back. Dance Pricing: 150…

Centerfolds is one of the two only clubs in Boston in Chinatown. This review for was about a month ago, so my memory on things is a little hazy like cover charge. There is never…

It had been a long while since I visited Jumbo's. On this particular night I was actually at Tabula Rasa (nearby wine bar) with a couple lady friends, and after realizing where I was, I…

I come into Tampa every December for an event and stumbled on Oasis in 2013 driving around looking for a place to have a beer. There was a guy outside grilling hotdogs who offered me…

TL/DR: Monday 5pm cover $7. Beer $4.50. VIP is $125 plus $20 tip for waitress yields 1 hour in private booth with either a bottle of champagne or 5 drinks. Dancer is $400 to…

So, I'm not really sure why I keep going to this place. There's like two dancers who do it for me, Nora and Bianca. But, the last couple of times it's been super…

The Lodge was one of my favorite clubs in the Dallas area for quite awhile. I first went their in 2008 and was blown away. While a little pricey, you were almost always…

Went last minute on a Saturday night with a buddy of mine. The $10 cover was very reasonable, we went right in and had a seat at the bar. It was about 10-10:30 when we…

Showed up around noon on a Monday and was surprised to find 8 girls working. Number of guys went up and down over the few hours I was there, but was anywhere from 3…

I've driven by this place periodically for 20+ years and never went in. This time I sought it out and went. When I walked in, I was asked for a $15 entrance fee. Once paid,…

Once again I ventured in a few Friday afternoons apart. The club continues to pick up, though even on a Friday afternoon I haven't yet seen more than a dozen customers at a time.…

Went in on a Saturday afternoon. Again it's the best time to go. They have the Brazilians, Colombians, maybe a few Venezuelans, and Dominicans ladies there. You may have a Russian but the…

Saw Sophie Tuesday (11/16/21). She looks asian but is actually Mexican and black. Very tiny girl who in my eyes is pretty damn hot. Small A cups with perfect nips. A small butterfly tattoo somewhere…

I was staying in Grand Forks and couldn't find anything to do so thought I would drive the hour to Fargo and check out the Northern. I got there about 10 PM on a Friday…

So this is an interesting place. A u-shaped bar, some booths to the left, a pole on a 4x4 "stage." Some guys smoking, a bartender and 3 nice women who dance and leave you nothing…

I live in South Austin and decided to go to a strip club on my day off. I was heading up to XTC which I hadn't been to in years and decided to take a…

Since I was close by and had not been in here in a while, drove by and the parking lot was pretty full so decided to stop in to see what was going on.…

After a long COVID-induced hiatus, I returned to the glorious Playhouse. With the closure of two of the local alternatives (Ballpark and Red Raven), this place will remain my club of choice for the foreseeable…

Arrived about quarter to six and figured that the night shift would be working by now. Parking lot was not totally full but with some of the larger and extended cab pick-ups, had to…

I went on Sunday night after midnight. Hardly any cars on the road. Stick to the main roads if you’re driving from west side to this club. Valet was $7. Cover was $10. The main…

The Club is back open on Thursdays, which is a big improvement from just Friday and Saturday. It still amazes me they don’t open for Sunday as many guys would come to watch football and…

I was in Myrtle Beach a few days for some R&R and decided to stop at this club for something to do one night. This review was from a Thursday evening trip to Masters…

Theatre Chochotte is not a strip club per se, but it’s more of an erotic theatre. It’s located in the heart of Paris near the 1st Arrondissement of Paris or the “Louvre” as they…

This was my first time in London. While I had heard about the low mileage of London, UK strip clubs from users (ahem, LondonGuy), I just had to see for myself. And besides…

Oh Brown’s Strip Club, Browns Strip Club. This was an interesting visit. Located in the Shoreditch area of London, this strip club felt more like a bar out of the 80s sitcom, Cheers.…

I was a little worried I was walking into a dead place as I walked up to the front door of Pandoras, with the parking lot being so sparse shortly after the club opened on…

I made a sojourn to the Hip Hugger on Friday at 17:00. There was no entrance fee when I entered, but by 18:00, the owner was sitting at a table near the door charging a…

Let me preface this review by saying that the only reason I went was that I've been seeing this dancer who works here and another club. She was working here today and I dropped by…

Well, COVID has put the kibosh on a second visit to Lust for almost two years, but today, I was able to sweep that aside and make the two-hour trek from my boat to Martinsburg. Was…

Saturday night at about midnight, I went to Tootsies with a couple of friends. One of the guys I was with frequents the club a lot and likes to do the VIP thing. Mind you…

This is a “lingerie” modeling place. Not really a strip club. I put lingerie in quotes because my model was wearing a sweatshirt and jeans. Entrance. The club is located in an alleyway directly behind the…

I visited yesterday (Saturday) afternoon and stayed for about 3 hours. No cover in the afternoon. I went through the metal detector and it rang but the Desire guy waved me through anyway,…

I popped in around 9pm which is when I figured the better talent would be arriving. The club is well lit and has multiple dancing stages. Girls start at the big stage and move around…

This club has been reviewed a lot. To review, no cover during the day, I think before 7pm. Then I think it is $20 on the weekends. Free to sit at the bar, which is…

Overall an average laid back club. If you want to explore different clubs around, this is a place worth a visit one time. If you are traveling and have time for only one club, don't bother…

Stopped off for a lunch break while driving across PA. One odd thing on entry is not only do they have a metal detector, but you also have to check in your cellphone. Ordered a…

Day and night have completely different vibes at Emp’s. Did both on a Friday. Here’s how it went: DAY Best thing about day shift: No cover. Doors open at 11AM, but unless you intend on getting lunch…

Decided to try this place out again. I’ve only been here once before and that was to see a specific dancer that no longer lives in the state. I wasn’t very impressed after my first…

In summary The Pony is a fun club, with something for everyone. Lots of plusses and only a few minuses. Features full spectrum of dancer types, fair prices and a variety of seating options. Parking…

I have been to the club off and on since my last review back in June. Didn't really have much to say since then, so didn't review. Things have basically turned back to…

Had to pick up someone from LoveField whose flight got delayed. Remember going to this club with friends couple of years back and thought I could spend sometime with drink or two. Remember there was…

Saturday evening. Before 10 (or so) no cover, after $20. Ample Parking. Clean restroom at entrance. I did not pay attention to the price of drinks. Topless. Was offered…

I went to this place around 10 pm... getting in was fine and the guy at the front door sold me on a VIP pass for upstairs... I remember it being like…

What happened? Besides the obvious, I returned to Spearmint Rhino DTLA thoroughly surprised by how much has changed since the beginning of 2020. No more parking attendants, no more taco truck outside… they weren’t even…

I knew this place was more of a late night place but I was downtown early evening doing some shopping and finished early and I’d been meaning to try GD so in I went at…

Came 12am sat night, 49 men 21 women. $25 cover. $12 wine. 80% are American black or off the plane Spanish. A few token white women. This is an AA club. Every man smoking hookah,…

I had some time to kill and decided to step into the only strip club in Maines “largest city” to see what they had to offer. Surprisingly not disappointing! There were about 6-8 girls working around…

Layout of the bar. You enter and usually have to pay $10 cover. Once you enter the club the bar is right in front. To the left of the bar is the stage with seats…

Went to check out the Palomino based on other reviews. I took an uber to the casino across the street as suggested and got in for 25. Once in, there is a corridor that leads…

I came here on a Friday night maybe around 11 pm. light pat-down at the door, 10 to get in. There are 4 stages in total, 6 poles, and 3 pool tables. Nice usage of…

Details: Parking was $7.00 bucks. Entry was $20.00. VIP bracelet is $20.00. Dances in VIP are $20.00. BYOB. They have some new 'private' booths or something along one wall when you…

First time mongering since pandemic. Arrived around 2pm with a coworker and got the mandatory pat down and $10 pp door fee. Inside was nicer than I was expecting given the industrial neighborhood, huge chandelier…

Dropped in to visit with some of my fellow mongers this pretty Monday afternoon. (Shadowcat had told me that he was meeting EastCoaster and then I also "re-met" Rod8432. I remembered him from Follies.) This isn't…

Arrived at club about 9pm on the day after Thanksgiving and the night shift was still coming in. Cover charge was $10, but drinks are reasonably priced. Watched a few entertainers who were…

I have been to this club multiple times now, and the price to get in ranges from 20$ to 25$ I really don't know why. They give you a free beer when you walk in…

Parking - you street park in a quiet side street and the building is brightly lit, so seems safe enough. Once you go in, you pay a $25 cover which includes a bottle of water. They also…

After leaving Cheaters and not checking out the other Cocoa Beach clubs (regretfully) I drove to The Red Leopard, located on the west side of Route A1A just down from Patrick SFB, arriving at 4pm…

After work on a Tuesday I took a different route home and found myself near BT's. I didn't have a lot of time, but I decided to stop in and see what's shakin'. (SPOILER: it…

I arrived at Cheaters at 2pm Friday December 3rd 2021. Upon entering about 8 customers & 5 dancers ranging from 5 to 8 using a senior citizens scale. The club is located on…

Alex's was my favorite local club before 2011 (hands down) - okay my hands weren't down often! One might trace the clubs general decline to the Brazilian exodus in 2011, or the incompetent rebuild clusterfuck…

I hadn't been here in 7 or 8 years, I think I did a review the last time I visited. Based on recent reviews I wasn't expecting much, but a friend said he had a…

I was in town for a conference and had walked by the night before. It’s right downtown and was surprised to see it since I wasn’t looking for a club. I went out with some folks…

This club is located near several hotels in downtown Atlanta. I walked there easily from my hotel. Neighborhood seems safe and a lot of people out and about nearby because of the hotels. Cannot speak…

See my last review in August 2021 for general description of parking, entry, and club layout. $15 to enter on Saturday evening around 9:00. My i.d. was scanned which was disappointing. There have been some…

In summary, Club Onyx Indianapolis (formerly Classy Chassis) is a make-it-rain pastie club, featuring a great layout, large fenced parking lot, and a wide variety of dancer ethnicities with mid-range attractiveness. Mileage is very limited…

Visited this club on a Thursday evening around 10PM on a recent trip to Panama City. The parking lot was packed when I arrived, but there was plenty of parking. $10 dollar cover. This is…

I haven't really been out to the clubs in a while since this whole COVID thing but thought I would venture out today. I first stopped by Henry's North but the talent there was…

Went back to Temptations the other day. Parked in front and sat outside for a while before actually going in. The street and side parking were pretty dead so I didn't know if I wanted…