Reviews

I went to fannies on Wednesday at 9pm I arrived and the parking lot was about half full they charge 10$ to park you walk in and it’s 20$ and a pat down. I walked…

Christina's is a bar in search of an identity. It is very similar to a block club, except it is "softened" by Baltimore County rules. During the height of the pandemic, it was…

Pulled up around 10pm figured I would hang for a drink and maybe a little but more. As I walk in, the place is pretty packed for a Thursday night (standing room only). This a…

Stopped by this club with a couple of friends Wednesday evening around 10:30 PM. As you enter the club, you show your ID and pay a $10 cover charge. Once you do that,…

As noted before, due to Grand Rapids laws this is a bikini bar. Got there a little after seven and did not get charged a cover charge. As you come in the bar area is…

I love Latinas and this is the place. Walking in there were a few, maybe 5 other patrons, nobody dancing on stage, and a few dancers sitting at a table by the door. Immediately I…

Place: Big parking lot with plenty of space, entrance had a valet that also did a pat down before letting you in where you then had to pay the cover charge to pass through. To…

Saturday afternoon return visit just to shake things up a bit. No shaking going on. Club details: paid $17 to enter at 2pm on Saturday. Usually it's $22. There is a single raised stage in…

So, it's been a few years since I've been here and I think that nothing has changed at all. Same gaudy statues, odd lighting, and semi uncomfortable chairs with the little caster wheels that make…

Decided to check out Pandoras at around 2 pm on a Tuesday. If I am not mistaken admission is like $15 for the entry fee and the first drink. The entrance to the club is…

My 2nd visit to this club. It is nice to have a Nude club in Virginia, a state otherwise known for Pasties. They advertise membership, but don't enforce that. You just pay and get…

The hubs and I visited last Saturday night, arriving around midnight and staying until 2:00-ish. Cover was $7 and drinks were pretty reasonable. Bottled beer was $5 and mixed drinks were slightly more. (I am…

I've been a regular visitor/fan of Club Bristol in Sun Prairie when I'd stop by Madison 2-4 times per year (well, at least before Covid). However, this being my first trip back out to…

The PO along with Atlantis had been my stomping grounds for a long time before i moved away from the area.I have been going to both clubs (Atlantis closed down) way before i was legally…

Hard to believe it had been about a year and a half since my last visit to the Madison area, which I always try to include stopping by Club B in Sun Prairie. This…

Well, I decided to continue my exploration of the local clubs last Friday after work. Baby Dolls opens earlier on Fridays and Saturdays (3pm), so I had a little window before I was expected elsewhere.…

I’m new to a Indy and got off work early so thought I’d try Rio based on the reviews. Set back from 38th st. The club is in a commercial/industrial area. ~20 cars in the…

I have been to papermoon more than any other club in this area. It has a lot of good things going for it, but It has one very bad thing going for it, and…

Friday evening visit from about 8:00 to 10:00. Parking is weird, maybe not well lit enough, but free self parking and I've never heard of any problems. It was $15 to get in and…

Afternoon and some time to kill so stopped in to see if there was anything interesting going on at the club. About 8 cars in the parking lot so was not to encouraged about…

I've been going to this club on and off for years. I have to agree with a recent poster that the new stage is awful. Yes, it's new but its design is not…

Second stop on the Friday afternoon tour. I haven’t been there since the before the pandemic and they have done an extensive remodeling. Got there about 4:30, so there was no cover fee. Big club,…

Another stop on the Friday afternoon tour. There is a long bar in front of you as you walk in, with stages at both ends of the room, with the one on the left being…

Decided to do mini-ESL tour on a Friday afternoon. Started with Kitty’s, hoping a friend was going to be there. Got there a little after 2, and it looked that were just opening. The bartender…

Was in town for a short overnight stay. Haven’t been to a Reno SC in a long time. Maybe 10-15 years. So let’s go explore during day. Arrived at the one on Virginia st, but…

This place is well laid out, with a beer-only bar to the right after you enter. The performance stage is in the center of the room and is surrounded by tables scattered throughout a sizeable…

The building is pink. The parking lot is plenty big. Cayanne, Andrea, Ruby, Tatianna always park in the same place, so you can tell if they are there. Rectangular bar, 8 cd rooms,…

I stopped in La Pearl/OSC last night around 5:30. It was just starting to get lively with girls showing up. This is really a neighborhood bar that has girls who will rub their bodies all…

This is a combination review for several visits on Tuesday/Thursday afternoons over July/August 2021. Club Bristol is on a mildly remote corner of country highways, but is relatively easy to get to from Madison or…

I had read a few reviews about this place, so I was not very interested in going there but, regardless the reviews I decided to give it a try. First, there was a $20 fee to…

There is a rule we are obliged to follow in this hobby. It is: Don’t expect extras if she can’t speak your language. Big tits AREN’T an exception to this rule. Neither is a fine ass.…

Stopped by about 4pm last Friday. I thought it would be real crowded but it wasn't too bad. I would say that there were about 20 dancers there at that time and…

First pandemic-era visit to Centerfolds. This one has always been a must-stop curiosity when I'm in the area, because I've had a lot of fun times at the club, and there's always a bit…

Hit The Body Shop a little after 1:00 a.m. on Friday Aug. 6, after determining that Fuego is closed…again. This was my first visit to The Body Shop post re-opening. There was a…

I left my marina after doing boat chores and thought I would swing by Fantasies,my old favorite.I got there about 4 P.M.and proceeded in.The doorman greeted me and asked for my ID and did a…

3 friends and myself were down in SD for a weekend. After deliberation we decided to head across the border. We parked behind Jack in the Box, went thru the line quickly.…

My first post-lockdown visit to Sweet Illusions, and it's mostly the same. Drinks reasonably priced (I was pre-lubricated so bought a soft drink for a few dollars). Free parking, no cover. It's Springfield, Oregon for…

Went on a Monday night at around 10pm, my first time at this club. My understanding is that this used to be Scores and now it's under new management. Walked in and was…

I know that strippers are trying to make money...but yikes. I really felt it at this one. $15 cover and you have to buy a drink, which is fine. But I was approached for vip…

Was in the area for work and was equal distance between RAB or here and because I’ve never been to this club before I thought I would check it out. In all honestly much…

OK, so I'm not from OC, so I was relying on your reviews to visit a few places. Imperial was highly rated, so I figured that maybe it was the place for a Monday.…

Hadn’t been to a strip club since the before times, wife and kids were out of town and this place is 2nd closest to me after Hal’s, so decided to try it out. Security was TIGHT.…

This is my favorite club to come to, girls are comfortable to talk to and they all come to you as well and check in with you including touching you on the floor to entice…

Came here after a crappy one hour at GogoRamma. Damn that place sucks now. Walked in Bourbon around 730pm. $10 cover …the bouncers said it was for the party they were having for the bartender.…

I also decided to stop in at Fantasy World to see how they are recovering as well. Arrived after midnight and found the parking lot almost empty. I counted eleven cars which was not a…

Okay, so visiting a strip club during Covid and the early afternoon? Sure way to have a boring visit, right? Wrong. Went to an old favorite, the Church, and it did not disappoint. Not to…

I arrived at Florence airport at 11:48 PM, after a short cab ride I arrived at “Cheetah”, not Ponytails anymore, sometime after midnight. Not many cars. No Parking costs. No cover. Beer…

On the way home I decided to stop in and see if things had improved at TD's North since May. Parking lot looked about half full, a good sign. No line at the door. Doorman asked…

This is my 1st review so go easy on me. So being the feckless PL that I am, I decide that on a random Monday afternoon, I would go to my 1st strip club. I…

Location: it's in a tucked away spot across from a big business building and a school. The other streets are regular houses. I like afternoon/early evening spots so this fits the bill and since it's…

Do NOT visit. I repeat: DO NOT VISIT!!! I was robbed/scammed by a girl portrayed on their website. It's a messed up place, mostly filled with "working" girls and not many patrons. There's no…

It’s been a few years and covid since I’ve been here. Only full nude club in my area. First the hours are wrong on google and everywhere else. They open at 7…

Overall, fantastic experience! I hadn’t been back in awhile but worth the revisit! Located in a industrial area but well lite and no security concerns. Free parking. Entry was a bit odd. Membership only! Which…

I stopped by during the day last week. I think cover was about $10. There were several attractive dancers there, but not that many patrons. It was very dark, darker than I remember when I…

Until a couple weeks ago it has been a while since I was able to get to CW at night. The day crowd is underwhelming for the most part when I can normally get there.…

Walked in just before midnight. Well to get accurate rang the doorbell and then was let in a short time later. Led me to a room, first woman explained pricing and rules. I asked how…

Was there on a Friday early afternoon. No cover fee (afternoon) but there was the mandatory valet ($7) headed upstairs. The room itself (and restroom as well) really clean probably the cleanest…

This is my first time here despite all the high reviews. It actually pretty nice considering it's in Paterson. Parking outside didn't seem unsafe. Inside there's a horseshoe shaped bar with the stage in…

I have done very few reviews. Despite much advise to skip all strip clubs in Orlando…. I went anyway. I was bored in my hotel and did not find any quality room service on…

BSC has replaced HiLiter as my go-to club. Tuesday afternoon from about 1pm to 3pm. Temp check and sanitizer at the door. No masks on anyone. At first, about 20 dancers and 15 customers. As…

I came back to Huggers after a while. The place is the same as always. Not so dark during the day (it was about 11:30am). Around 30 tables, 15 chairs at the corner for dances.…

Finally hit my first club (if you can call it that) during my first business trip since my business travel shut down in Mar 20. This one was to DC, stayed in Alexandria. Not…

I had just a few minutes to spend in Cocoa Beach but had such a good visit back in March wanted try my luck again. I got there right at 9PM there was a…

Went to the playpen for the first time around 11 o’clock. Lots of girls, many of which were pretty hot, almost as many women as patrons, most of them talking or giving lap dances by…

Spokane is a place I dont visit much but I was there so I decided to see how this place compares to clubs on west side of the state. The place has a big vip…

I went here 3 times over the course of a month and a half. Im going to put all 3 visits into one review because its alot easier to explain the dynamics of my…

Back to Pony Too (formerly Jimmy's) on a Friday night about 10:30pm. Paid $11 cover and no parking fee. All of the tables, chairs, carpeting, etc. were pretty new, but the bathroom apparently did…

Found myself in DC a couple of weeks, ago. Just getting around to writing this review. I went to Ebony Inn on Friday night and Saturday night, 2 weeks ago. Initially, I went on Friday…

Was driving around after a round of golf in mid-June and decided to check out Centerfolds before calling it a day. Stopped by around 4pm on Friday and was surprised with the amount of people…

Showed up around 10 PM, first visit to a club in Vegas since the start of COVID. It wasn’t as dead as the other recent reviews make it out to be, maybe 25-30 patrons with…

Returned after a few weeks to check in and really cause Chicago doesn’t have many daytime options, $5 cover and $6 beer. Day shift used to be no cover. The main stage was…

Cover - 20 but only 5 on Tuesdays VIP band. - 15 but only 10 on Tuesdays Drinks. - haven't had any…

Ok this is maybe the smallest club I have ever been too. Parking is like parking at a house it’s just odd. $5 cover at the door. Noticed the bouncer had a night stick which…

I thought I'd come back after 2 months to see if the Russian girl I met there last time was still around. She wasn't. She probably works a different night. Even though…

Was in the area with an hour to kill so stopped in at 6:30. Paid the $15 cover and had my ID scanned. No one was at the non-alcoholic bar. One of the four stages…

First time to the Cellar. The ladies told me the story of the place and some of its "restrictions". Apparently the city of Joliet has a low tolerance for strip clubs and similar…

In Chicago and decided to check this club out. It’s in an area where there is not much else around. Upon arrival one plus is that parking is free and right in front of the…

I went here on a Friday at 9pm (7/30/21). Figured since it was closer to the tourist strip it'd be packed. First off the parking lot was tiny, very small. The club itself was nice and…

I used to be a bit of a regular at this place, and that distinction can get you a long way in both the private dance areas and with take out. Revisting after COVID has…

I’ve been going to Clancy’s for a while now so I will not bore you to death with the bar details and drinks. I have visited on a Thursday and Wednesday and both were…

This is my favorite club in Charlotte. It’s a bit of a dive, but clean enough. It’s not super upscale, but not trash. It’s comfortable. I went in about when the day shift was wrapping…

First trip out to a club since covid. I got there about 3:30 and there were only 4 other customers there. Place looked the same. Got a beer and settled in. Debbie is the manager but…

This was my first time going out to a strip club since before Covid started. I saw that every Wednesday night they have an amateur contest and 3.50 Lagers so I figured I would go…

I was in town for work and killing time on a Tuesday afternoon / evening. After a disappointing trip to Gold Club, I ventured over to Purple Diamond. It…

I was in Austin and found myself in Round Rock. I decided to stop here on the way back to Austin Sunday. I arrived around 10pm. The info on this site says night time entrance…

The Last review for this club was back when it was named Centerfolds, I figured I give a review of the club now rebranded as Cheetahs. With new Name comes new furniture and new carpet.…

First time strip club experience after visiting from the mainland. From the other reviews here seems like a similar experience to what I’ve had. You walked up a semi-discreet alley up a two story stairwell…

First time visiting this club after a while. After having the usual patting done at the entrance ( I was asked to wear a mask, and if I didn’t have one on hand they’ll provide…

I'll give a short layout for those who need it. It's a square club. Bigger than most black Detroit clubs, a lot are rectangular with a small stage in the middle. As you enter here,…

This club has finally reopened ! It is an old divey bar that was been around for ages and was mostly a biker stop as well. It does look sketchy from the outside but I…

Stopped into this club about 3 weeks ago while working in the area. It’s a far cry from what it was 20 years ago, when this building housed Delilah’s Den, the place where I experienced…

Its been a long while since my last visit to the PH, and its nice to know things haven't changed. Stopped by around 5:00pm last Thursday. The place is right off route 130,…

Ok, this place has gone full on tourist trap now. I guess this is what happens when you all of your local competition has closed shop and you have a lot of travelers passing…

Decided to head out to a local club in the area, since me friend declined to join in last-minute for a TJ trip. So, I said to myself fuck-it and let me just pay a…

Sunday 11pm-12pm Went to Club X first but they were closed so I decided to go to Columbus Gold (CG) cause I remembered it was 2 clubs right next to each other. When I pulled up…

Unfortunately hawaii not a good place if you want lap dances. For FN, main areas no touchie and at best only air dances but more just buying the girl $20 to $40 drinks.…

It was about 1030p or so when I got out of Diamond Dolls. I had a long drive south ahead of me and I planned to make my last stop at Thee Manor as it…

After I left OZ, I made the 5 minute drive up to Diamond Dolls, which the reviews and my tuscl member advisors said could be hit or miss. Again, I figured 10p on a Monday…

After a lackluster Sunday clubbing start on my roadie to Tampa, I hoped for better luck Monday evening in the Clearwater clubs. I had three in mind and started first at OZ. It’s easy to…

Okay, so I made a trip to Blackjacks before the world goes to shit again. I'm vaccinated, but that doesn't protect me from a breakthrough case. All of the people I interact with are vaccinated.…