Reviews

This review will cover two visits. Both on Friday afternoons. About the same time and two weeks apart. I signed in as my cover is waived for veterans. No ticket issued…

Its been years since Ive been here and wanted to give it a try after reading several promising comments and/or reviews on other sites. In my past experience I had always thought this was…

Arriving: I arrived to the club around 10:30pm. There was a mandatory valet and the cost was $7, probably because they are looking for a $3 tip when you pay with a $10, which I did.…

Overall it was very slow with very few women (4) and a relatively empty stage (3 dancers over a 1 hour period). There was only 2-3 other guys during my whole time there. I…

I visited this club around 5 pm. This was my first visit in about 6 months andI am not really feeling the recent changes. The place has a sorta air plane theme with a big central…

First time visit to Texas Jays. Small parking lot, had about 5 cars in it and looked like it could hold 12 cars tops. Cover was $10, got wanded by the desk guy. Place…

This is my first review of Cricket , so after work I decided to stop by the place to check it out. Their was two dancers on stage when I arrived, then when they got…

So its been a min since i hit PO. Parking lot fairly crowded for a Thurs at 330 As described parking lot is relatively small but plenty of parking in an adjacent lot. No cover to enter…

This review is from about a month ago, when COVID restrictions were very relaxed in Oregon. I’ve been here many times through the years, and not much has changed. Kinda worn looking exterior building, interior fairly…

This has been my go to club prior to COVID when I’m in Vegas, so when I made it back to Vegas this past weekend I thought I’d check it out. Some previous reviews…

Having never read reviews where cover was $25, I was charged $40. Thought it quite high but, show was magnificent and I guess, worth it. Two sides to club. Topless where you can buy $8 beers…

I had been to Subi's once before, about two years ago. It had been an evening visit and I enjoyed my time there, so I thought I'd try an afternoon visit. I pulled into the…

The Club: Old dirty. Parking is ample, with security guard and optional valet. I did not valet and do not know the cost. It is big, 2…

Visit #1 So be warned, this review might be more revealing than allowed here, but it is what it is. Went to Tootsie's back in February, by myself on a weeknight for one main purpose -…

Wednesday afternoon I was in the Philly area and stopped by one of my favorite places. The parking lot at Playhouse was getting full, but still it was easy to park. 10 bucks cover to…

Been wanting to check this out since I heard they had opened in the new location. It hurts to drive by the old place. Nothing beats the women at Follies. No Attitudes happy to have…

Ok, let me start off saying that I am not a dancer despitemyprofilehaving a pink star. When I first joined, I must have hit the wrong box or something. I'd love to fix…

I haven’t been to a strip club in decades, mostly because there’s no connection with the strippers. Sure, I know they’re not going to come home with me, but selling a feeling that they *could*…

I went in on a Wednesday night. There is plenty of parking outside of the club and it's pretty easy to get to. The cover was about $10. Club has a circular bar that takes…

Showed up first time and it was okay. I’m new to the club scene so didn’t have high expectations. One of the biggest changes I was told is no move floor dances (single lap dances). Minimum…

I was in the area (visiting a nearby cemetery - this place and the other other similar establishments on the Edison Strip are all a few blocks away from many cemeteries located in the area)…

I went here on a Sunday night. The place is in a dark spot on a street near the highway. I walked, the place was extremely small. There was a small bar on the right…

Visited Pure Gold’s Crazy Horse on a Thursday and Friday night recently. No masks to be seen and no cover required either night. Thursday was much different than Friday - nowhere near as…

I live in a pretty lame state for strip clubs so I wanted to live it up on a visit to Portland recently. I didn't intend on going to seven, but I ended up doing…

First time visit this afternoon. No problem finding the location, plenary of parking in lot right beside the building. Entered the building and immediately it is dark, takes a minute to adjust once you get…

I completed my business in Seattle earlier than expected on Tues Aug 24th so thought I’d pay Pandora’s a Tuesday afternoon visit. I arrived about 2PM and stayed until about 3:30. The medium sized parking…

Decided to come check out the Follies Day Shift at Vivide since I never got to experience Follies itself. I get there around 12:45PM right after opening, head downstairs, and the place is dead. I'm…

I had planned this Tuesday visit due to a work trip and was dismayed to learn that a mask mandate had gone into effect for Cook County the day before. Decided to roll with it…

I went in around 5pm. The parking lot is gravel with a chain link fence. It's right across the street from Wise Guys and owned by the same people. No security at first, but he…

Cover $0, Club: one piece bathing suit Time Sun 10:35pm & then Mon 6:45pm Small House converted into a neighborhood bar. Seems to be enough parking available on the street. Three months ago Management changed. Apparently a bartender…

One of the Deja Vu properties in the Seattle area. Plenty of parking that is screened from the main road (Lake City Way). As with all area clubs, alcohol free and no food.…

Stopped in the Pony at 5:45pm on Tues evening. Sign at front desk said $5 cover and see bartender. There was only 1 bartender, 1 waitress, and 2 other customers there. The dancer and waitress…

Went to the cricket a month ago. No cover because it was afternoon...no parking fee or bathroom troll is a nice feature of this club. 5 bucks a beer as I recall.…

Visited Booby Trap Doral for about the 4th time in the past few month since vaccinated. Definitely no precautions used inside (I think the bartender had a mask), but that's ok as I wasn't expecting…

Parking was free on the right side, just drove past the valet. Save Road is busy and feels a little exposed. The club is nice. Good lighting, loud music playing pop.my waitress had an…

Went in on a Friday evening, around 5pm. There were maybe 4 other patrons, with 12 girls working. There were 3 skinny Caucasians, 1 very pregnant Caucasian, 1 AA, and 1 thiccer Latina. Entry was…

Went into Kittens about two weeks ago on a Saturday. There was a large bike ralley in the parking lot which was kind of weird but what ever. Went into the club around…

I live in a pretty lame state for strip clubs so I wanted to live it up on a visit to Portland recently. I didn't intend on going to seven, but I ended up doing…

This review summarizes 4 visits over the three months since my job took it's annual 3 month break. I have reviewed this club several times but with a couple reviews lately not telling the whole…

Found myself in a Tom Hanks moment… turn to the east and hit BT’s? Turn to the south and hit Subi’s? Go north to trumps? Nope; went west and hit the silver criket! Passed on…

Hush has not been reviewed here since the last time I went here the day I met Eve. Nearly one year ago. Well I guess when you find better options, you stick with them. Since…

I’ve only been to this location midday during the week. With only a couple of exceptions, my experiences have been the same: A handful of dancers. Lackluster stage show (if any). Lots of breast play and touching during…

I've been reading a lot of reviews about Booby Trap, most of them have been complimentary, so I decided to check it out for my self Last Monday at about 3:30 I decided to…

I did a lengthy review of this place back in 12/20. So if you are looking for descriptions and layouts check out that review. This is the Delta Variant review. I got there about 5 on a…

Ive enjoyed the Dallas SC scene tremendously, but had a slew of disappointing outings recently. So I decided to switch things up and hit up Chicas Locas in Dallas. What a great decision that was.…

Okay so I stopped in here on Friday and Saturday night. Friday was a quick visit, met a girl S****A, Italian who took me up for some dances.she offered FS for $400, I declined. Did…

In toronto for the weekend and decided to stop in after checking out Cafe Atlantis the night before. Many of the girls were sitting along the walls while some girls took turns on stage. If…

I visited Cheerleaders for the first time after Covid. I parked at the Penn avenue as I used to do. It's about 2-3 minutes walk from the club and I have always found this safe.…

The last review of this club was October 2019. The club has been in decline since the owner died and someone stepped in to run the club for the widow and her children. This person…

The club always has a decent selection of woman in all shapes and sizes. I find they always have a few spinner types which I enjoy. The day I went there were maybe…

Palomino has historically been my favorite club in Las Vegas, and I generally make at least one stop there when I'm in town. My latest trip included an evening at Palomino, though it wasn't quite…

This place is the strip club near St Pete beach. It has plenty of parking and easy to find. The club itself is well lit and clean. It has 1 long bar as you enter…

North of Fort Lauderdale is Pompano Beach Florida, home to three good strip clubs. Diamond Dolls, Booby Trap and Cheetah’s Pompano are all worth a visit. While you can argue the merits of…

It was our last night in Phoenix for some friends and I. We were staying at airport hotel and this was one of the closer establishments ($10 Uber ride each way). We headed over around…

I arrived by Uber at 9:30 on the dot, said it before but the door guys are great, was even greeted by the valet. Cover was $20 but I got half off with a voucher,…

Don't pay extra for these "touching" dances. Who knows what the actual rules are at the Centerfolds. A year ago they had a sign that explicitly said that if you pay (extra) for a dance…

Just got a promotion at work and had the need to look at some sexy ladies. rolled in around 9-10 at night on a Saturday night. the place had about 10 patrons in the…

Visited just after lunch on a weekday. Three dancers there, maybe 6 customers. Two girls were black and heavy, one blond and thin. All dancers provided good contact at the rack. (I was tipping 2 bucks…

Arrived on a Sunday night in August just a touch after 9:00 PM to find a very quiet club. No dancers on the stage and only a few lounging around. It took nearly an hour…

Only been out to clubs a few times since the start of the pandemic. Bonitas has traditionally been a solid go to for cheap drinks and decent looking girls. I arrived at the club around…

It's a small place next to race track. Inside security met me at the door and checked my ID. I don't know why, I'm obviously old enough to be his dad. But he didn't pat…

Visited midweek , late afternoon. Not many girls working, the ones there were solid 5’s , the older reliable for otc girls weren’t there, guessing they had dates elsewhere . One blonde guessing in her…

First time in quite a long time in a club. Arrived at about 1pm. Self parked, but a guy came by in a souped up golf cart insisting on giving me a ride to the…

Visiting LA for a few days. Went on a Sunday night - was curious based upon the poor online reviews and what I've read here, just how bad it would be. The club is nice, as…

I strangely like this little Hole in the wall club, even with it's negatives. I posted a negative review in June about the EXTREMELY short and expensive lap dances... 30 for 4…

My second or third visit was a bit ago. The vibe is pretty normal for a club. The girls don't really work you for dances, in fact you usually have to catch their attention to…

I was on my way home and passing down 60 freeway, so I decided to hit up Synn. Since, it’s been ages the last time I was here. Plus, compared to all the other clubs…

Mickey's has the feel of being in a VFW hall for a couple drinks. Very laid back. Drink prices are what you would expect to pay at a strip club. The layout is a center…

First off, this was my first time to Bare Elegance. Came here around 1 am on a Monday. Valet charged me $6.00 for parking and the bouncer out front was cool enough to let me…

Nice residential area. Parking lot had about 15 cars. Just before you enter there is a little shack to the right for smokers. You enter and go to the left where there is a pool…

Why did I stop here? I suppose because I was in Akron 3 afternoons last week and happened to drive by one of those days and figured that since I haven't been here in ages…

Popped in on a Sunday afternoon. Was charged $11 entrance, soft drink included in the price. Temperature taken at entrance. I walked right into the row of chairs across from the bar, because my eyes…

Was in town and wanted to hit this spot. The parking lot is a piece of shit (dirt/rocks/potholes). I got there around 2-2:30, no entry fee, light patdown. Went in and was…

I had a great time at this club! The dancers were in the 6/10-8/10 range and were mainly Hispanic. While they may not have been as attractive as at some of the other clubs, they…

Feeling nostalgic, I came here on a Wednesday evening around 7 P.M to visit this old stomping ground of mine. Surrounding the club is a dingy looking area with rundown buildings and unmaintained streets but…

After passing through a badly beat up door with a sign hastily scrawled letting you know what not to od, its still the same old dive its always been. They have had a sudden upshoot…

Came to this place around 11pm on Sunday. I've been in south Florida for a while and wanted to check out a black club. Parking was $10 which was high but I'm willing to take…

Stopped by after a couple of drinks with some friends to end the night. Picked this place since it was close to the train station and I had some time before the last train. Walked…

Came here with a young group of dudes from work. I'd heard mixed reviewrsAge mix of 25-35, and surprisingly everyone was getting lap dances at some point. A lot of very hot dancers, and a…

I've been to most of the clubs in my area numerous times. There's one I have been thinking about trying out, but is a good 30 minute plus drive from where I live. They also…

Went to Pandora's on a Tuesday evening to see a dancer who I had not see since the beginning of the pandemic. It was good seeing her and getting caught up. Decided to do a…

COMING IN Club Blaze sits off Moreland Road, in a fairly deserted, light industrial part of town. The parking lot was huge and packed. They charge $10 to park on gravel and $20 to park on…

Saturday afternoon, I decided to check out the day shift at Wacko's. Wacko's was my first and favorite club for a long time, but continued harassment of the business by the city has forced…

I'm currently sitting in the club with 5 other guys. Definitely comes off as a higher end club at first with the bottles in closed cases as you walk into the main area. DJ booth…

Went on a Saturday - was my 2nd or 3rd visit and brought a female friend. When we arrived, there were probably 5-10 girls working, but we showed up a little bit early. As we…

I stopped by Rick’s for a lunch visit on a summer Friday. I was expecting it to be very quiet but turned out to be a solid visit. It’s a very classy establishment - professional…

Pulled in on a Friday afternoon as I wanted to try a dive strip bar. Parking lot is fenced and has privacy fabric. No valet nor fee for parking. No parking stripes so cars were…

I was feeling frisky so I decided to try this place out Saturday evening. I walk-in and 3 gals are dancing behind the bar plus bartender and the 2 other gals are…

I was in town for the weekend and this seemed to be the closest club to my downtown hotel. I walked over around 8:30 and the club was easily accessible right on the outskirts of…

I've been to Sylvia's a few times, and will go back again. I always feel a little under the microscope when I park to the side in the neighborhood, but I've never had an…

I stopped in to this club on a random day trip to Myrtle the other week, mostly just to kill time. I got there around 7, seemed like it was a transition time between afternoon…

COMING IN Platinum sat about a quarter mile off the interstate, in a fairly nondescript neighborhood of restaurants and shops. Sketchy spa next door and Tattletales down the street. Building looked like it had seen better…

Thursday night visit after wanting a change of scenery from Flight Club, and a quick and brutal visit to Bogarts. This club has been reviewed for its layout multiple times, but it has mandatory valet…

Wow. Not sure why I even tried. This place is the graveyard of strip clubs. The nice thing about it is the free parking and the view...of a real club across the street in the…

When I first started coming down to Tijuana (TJ) after seeing Hong Kong (HK) and Adelita Bar (AB) tussled over the no. 1 ranking on TUSCL, I have always said HK was miles ahead of…

I visited this club after 1.5 year like precovid days. This was Saturday visit. Parking was full. Reached there around 10.30 p.m . Guard outside collected $10 for parking. I paid $20 for entry fee.…

INTRODUCTION So I decided to make an impromptu trip to TJ as work has been hellish. With Follies in Atlanta closed and there being no real club in Atlanta to replace it, I've been just hitting…

Swinging briefly through Las Vegas, my first club stop was Treasures on a Wednesday evening. Their website has incorrect hours. They currently open at 8pm, not 4pm. (OT, Why are Vegas (or all) club websites…

Executive review Be prepared to spend money. If you are willing to drop 500-1000 dollars you will have one of the best strip club experience of your life in the USA. This is the cleanest club…

I was travelling to south west Florida from Pennsylvania and was hungry and wanting a nice view. I walked in and paid my cover $6.00. The bar has an area to the left and the…