Reviews

COMING IN (slightly updated) Boardroom Cabaret sits a quarter-mile off Route 24 in a middle-class commercial area full of strip malls. Thankfully, there's a Bank of America ATM another quarter-mile up the road if you need…

On a trip to St. Louis last week I did a tour of Washington Park and Brooklyn on back to back nights. I went to a bunch of places but will just submit for Moochies,…

The place: I see almost 200 reviews - the place is still the same. Main floor There are about 50 wooden chairs in the middle and some on the left and right side. Beer, coca…

On a trip to St. Louis last week I did a tour of Washington Park and Brooklyn on back to back nights. I went to a bunch of places but will just submit for Moochies,…

After two "meh" visits at the brand new Buck's, I decided to drop by Jags. From what Ive heard/read, Jags used to be THE strip joint in EP- but that it had become very sketchy…

I went to PO on a Friday afternoon in hopes of seeing at least one of the dancers I have had great dances from. I arrived around 3pm. No cover. Usual darkness in the room…

This was the first club I visited after moving to Houston. After paying the cover I entered and saw there was a bar in the back on the right side and another on the immediate…

Fa or some strange reason I decided to check out Seville last night….just wanting a change of pace from Downtown Cabaret and also being very underwhelmed by my last visit to Spearmint Rhine about a…

First time going to this club, went on a Friday night November 13th, 2021, got there around 10 left around 12. $5 cover charge. 4 dancers that night, 2 Caucasian and 2 African American, some…

I live in Indy and typically hit clubs a couple like this a couple of times a month, but I hadn't been here specifically in more than four years. I didn't clearly remember why, so…

Considering the fact that the reviews have been non-existent since 2019 I'm not surprised why I was not having the best time in my experience. There were literally about at most 10 girls there by…

Stopped by on a Thursday around 1pm. I entered and passed a desk/entry table where I expected to see someone who worked there. With no one to direct me, I figured I should pass through…

This was my fourth stop after striking out at SR COI, California Girls Anaheim and TJ's. Like the last reviewer, I saved the best for last. I pulled up to a packed parking lot with…

This is the club I visit from time to time it’s close to where I live. I got bored on a Sunday night and after my last club experience on the west coast I decided…

After striking out at SR COI, I came to CA Girls Anaheim since the web site listed 17 or so girls. I arrived at 11 p.m. on Wednesday to a packed parking lot. I entered…

I had high expectations given all the excellent reviews here but perhaps I came on the wrong day, or arrived too early. Thus, I share my experience of a 10:00 p.m. Wednesday night visit. I arrived…

Here goes the required first paragraph. I went in to this club with high expectations. However I came out very disappointed. Well lit parking lot and felt no fear entering the club. $5 cover…

Had a similar experience to other posters. When I arrived I was the only customer. They had 5 girls but I only saw 4 dance. Beers are $5 as was the cover.…

Haven’t been here in years, back when this place was called Twins. Decided to pop in on a Thurs night around 7pm. Lots of changes. Place was totally remodeled sometime during 2020. There are two…

Parking: They have their own lot and its free Cover: $11 - 5 = $6 (found a coupon on their website and received it by email) Drinks: There is a 1 drink minimum (no alcohol sold) (I…

Hit up this place for the first time in about 5 years......not my first choice, but it was a Monday night and both Pleasure Dome and Leave It To Beavers were not open, so not…

After striking out at Spearmint Rhino COI and California Girls (reviews to come), I stopped by TJ's since it was nearby and had recent reviews. This was a mistake. I arrived to the parking lot…

First time back in a few years, I've been coming here forever since its nearby and you can walk over to the bar nextdoor for a real drink. The place hasn't changed much...it's clean, music…

After a long day of watching war movies I decided on Thursday night Football at Dolls. Tired of the extras scene and wanted full contact laps. Small club, with the only permanent change after…

Sapphire 39 is a topless club in midtown NYC. Fun, attractive dancers, expensive. Private rooms are probably not worth it for most people. Came here on a Monday, a little after 8 pm. Bouncer asked…

Visited Club Wax for maybe the 1st time and thought I would leave a brief review. I am not familiar with day time parking prices however as I turned in I was greeted by an…

Went to the club on a Saturday night with a bud. Took an Uber so don't know if there's a parking charge. We paid $25 cover to get in, which seemed a little steep to…

Came up here on a Thursday night just before midnight. It's right near the new Mario Cuomo Bridge used to be called the Tappan Zee but I'm sure many will still call it that. Aside…

This club has been described many times, but here's a summary. It's a separate room in an adult bookstore. You pay the cover ($10 on this Thursday afternoon) to the clerk at the…

First regarding finding this place, since the light rail line runs along the street where the club is located if you are heading North you have to pass the address number even though you can't…

I am on a two-day business trip to West Palm. I arrived this afternoon, and am leaving tomorrow evening (after a business meeting). I landed around 5pm today (which is 2pm West Coast time) and…

Ended up at this club during Halloween weekend in SF. I got there around 1030 and when I arrived there were around 5-10 girls working. There was a solid amount of folks in the club.…

Me and my buddy went to The Airport Crazy Horse last night after we quickly left Lidos Lounge. It was after 10 pm that we stopped by. There were a good number of women working,…

Arrived Monday around 6:45. There were 3 girls that night….Jesse, Cherry, and Serena. I got dances from Cherry and Jesse. Serena left before I could try a dance with her. Club does not serve alcohol.…

Late Thursday night for a first time visit to this club. Walk in and there is a desk for cover fee $10 (I think) with a metal detector a bouncer and very nice girl working…

Started next door at Uncle Buck’s (single $11 cover allows access to both clubs again). Talent at UB was particularly poor this night, six dancers, mostly overweight and older except one older dancer who was…

First time here in several years, since travel has not brought me to Ogden lately. Generally, the experience is the same as what I recall from years ago. Here are the main things that…

Went by The Cheetah on a recent Friday evening. This place has undergone a lot of changes post-COVID. According to a couple of the dancers the owner died fairly recently. The club has been taken…

I went in the afternoon around 2-3 for a visit before chicas. My first time going and man is the club very nice. It probably is better at night I wouldn’t know but this time…

Went last Saturday. Bar and lot were not crowded. Sat where i like to sit where i get good attention and can see girls coming from dances and the dressing room. 10 dollar…

Just got back to Michigan to check out the post COVID Seen. Hoped the talent had returned. I scanned the parking lot with about twenty cars. Seemed reasonable for 9:30 on weekday. I’ve been here…

I was in town for work, downtown Austin at a luxury hotel and i decided that i wanted to have fun after co-workers went to bed. Called an Uber to go to Landing Strip.…

This was my first visit back to the PO in a few years. Nothing much has changed. Same big square bar with a stage in the center, two private dance rooms ($30/song), and…

Went by on a rainy Wednesday evening. Got there right around 7. Nice AA lady introduced herself and said she was the manager and that shift change was going on, but that several girls had…

Stopped by on a Saturday night to kill some boredom. Saw a few cars parked outside and went in. Manual ID check and patdown later paid 10bucks to enter. Decided to get a beer (overpriced…

Took a moment to visit around 2:30 pm. Soon as a walked in I noticed a stunner of a woman wearing a neon yellow bikini standing by the bar. She told me her name was…

I stopped into Christie’s on a recent Saturday night. I arrived around 9pm, I was met by a bouncer outside the front door who checked my ID (no ID scan though), he also wanded…

LOCATION (unchanged) Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious. I arrived…

Plenty of free parking on-site. No cover when I arrived, but there is a front desk attendant. It's not terrible dark inside the cavernous club. There are multiple levels and raised areas,…

I went on Thursday 10/28. I was in LV for the afternoon only and just passing through. I previously visited hustler club and it was dead so I went here. When I walked…

Diamond Dolls Clearwater is located on a frontage road for a major highway. The sign is easy to spot and the parking lot has two entrances, so even if you miss the first one…

The first time I went to this club early October on a Saturday night. I arrived around 11:30pm and as I drove up the parking lot there was a man in a van running the…

I stopped by on a Friday evening to check this place out. Cover was $10 and you pass through the typical metal detectors and briefing area. Walking in, the first thing I noticed was how…

I visited on a Monday night, probably stopped in around 8pm, just to kill time while traffic died down. Parking was free, fairly packed but no trouble finding a spot. Entrance was ten bucks, friendly…

I went on a slow weekday(Tuesday). Me and the homies decided to hit the crazy horse after seeing some live music. So pretty much on a whim. Got there earlyish, about 8 or so and…

After having a meh experience at Chica bonitas, I hit up baby dolls tonight. $3 cover, $6 or $7 beers. All the usual layout details apply, 7 stages, lots of girls even though it was a slow…

As a preface, I primarily visit clubs for the stage shows and less so for privates. That said, I really enjoyed my first time at this club. Arrived at 11pm. Located in a huge building in…

Decided to give this club a visit due to the discounted dances on Wednesdays. $20 Nude & $10 topless. Club is a stretch from the freeway in a very rural/industrial area. Pretty much the middle of…

Their website says they open at 7pm, Wednesday - Sunday. I stopped in at 7:30pm on a Wednesday evening. The guy at the front desk (apparently the owner/manager?) said he wouldn't have dancers…

I visited HB's last Saturday night. I've been going there for years, and not much has changed. Now however, there is a major change which I want to warn you about. It's the main point…

Doing a mini-ESL tour. Drove by and was surprised to see that Cheeks was open and Wise Guys was closed. They are sister clubs and apparently only have enough staff to keep one open at…

I was staying in Downtown San Jose over the weekend. I had never been before. Overall, downtown SJ is really fun. Good bars, good restaurants, a lot of young professionals out on the town. As…

So this is more of a bar party scene with a few topless girls than a strip club. At least if you’re used to clubs with lap dances and contact. Don’t get me…

I visited chicas Bonitas on a Monday- headed out there on a whim, jumped in an Uber. It's a basic room with a main stage, and two tiny stages with a dark area for lapdances.…

Been a while since I visited this club, was bored around 3pm on Saturday and dropped in. First things first: had to show proof of vaccination to get in, and pull the mask down for…

The Midway invader is located near the airport, in an industrial area. It is tucked away and at night it feels quite remote. I was in town so I dropped by mid-afternoon. The club is…

Visited The Cheetah Pompano on a Thursday afternoon. Prior to arriving I checked out the Booby Trap. It was decent but didn't find what i was looking for so left and went…

Nice atmosphere, fairly quiet but not surprising for a Monday. Arrived solo. $10 cover, sipped waters at the cost of waitress tips since I wasn't drinking. Stayed 2 hours. About 10 girls rotating through. Two…

Went to the club after the eagles game Thursday at 12:30am. To my surprise there we a lot of dancers tonight. When I walked in there were 11 dancers on the lower level of the…

Visited here on a Tuesday night. First time back here since COVID. Mostly seems unchanged in terms of logistics -- valet required ($7), cover ($20 I think), bouncers at the entrance that try to get…

I live in Corcord and was in Charlotte for buisness. I enter the club and it was a $20 fee on account that night shift started. According to the bouncer it’s free during day shift.…

Well, after many years of driving by this club in Nashville, I finally stopped in this evening on a whim. After a $14 cover charge, you enter into the club, where you will find an…

I went to 19th Hole early on a Saturday evening. Same ambience as per usual, it's a dimly lit room with bar and two poles. Cleanliness factor was decent. DJ/music was fine and the bartender…

I chose to give Silk (Downtown Milwaukee) a try mostly because it was convenient. I was staying in downtown Milwaukee and it was an easy walk. For those driving, there's a ramp across the street…

Since I started going back to the COI strip clubs, Rhino has been the best. They brought in a lot of girls (mostly from various clubs in OC) but their overall quality has been the…

I arrived about 2:30pm on Sunday. The guy at the door said I had to pay for parking (I haven't been here in a while but don't recall a parking charge). He said…

This review is for two visits I had with my girlfriend, the Saturdays of October 30, 2021 and November 6, 2021. As a disclaimer, this is the 2nd strip club I’ve been to and the…

I like this place because it’s right off the highway. $5 cover and no entry fee to the vip, but dances are $25. Some girls are hit and miss but generally they are all about…

Arrived late in the night around 9 PM stayed till 1 in the morning. The place had a decent sized parking to the side of the building with people constantly coming and going. The entrance doorway…

This is a review for Thursday, October 28, 2021. I was in Washington DC, read a few reviews of sever different places worth trying, so it looked like Ebony Inn won. I arrived…

Close to Union Station in what appeared to be an office/business neighborhood within easy walking distance of the Clinton station blue line stop. The club is brightly lit, on the right hand side of the…

First visit back to Mario's since the shutdown. I used to be a big fan of this place but I'm a day shift guy and not opening until 3 puts a cramp into my style.…

Parking lot was empty at 12:30 on Friday, new guy at the door wanted down quick went in and ordered a beer 6 dollars plus tip. Only one dancer Riley sitting with the bow…

Admission: $10. Non-alcoholic drinks only: $6 (Served by the male bartender. No waitresses, yet, apparently. The two collected together at the door) Dances: Nude on stage, Dance prices: Negotiable. Likely $40 for anything…

[LOCATION] The GPS address for the club is 28 Sims Avenue, Providence, RI. [Exterior] It is a two story brightly painted block building in a somewhat rundown area of Providence There is ample parking adjacent to the building and…

Great place! The strip club is located right next to a dispensary and a sex store with a Chic FIL A and a Target (has liquor store) around the corner. Cover fees start at $3…

Stopped by Sunday to check out the game and the girls since it’s back open. It was my first visit since the reopening. The layout did not change, the bar is on the right and…

Having been to clubs on both coasts (and internationally), I've been wanting to check out a few in the midwest where I'm from to see how they compare. I had heard decent things about this…

Stopped in Friday afternoon. Paid the 10 dollar cover as soon as I went in. One dancer danced at a time. There were 2 very attractive dancers, 1 that was ok, and the rest…

I had made one trip to the Penthouse Club many years ago, before I'd developed my SC game, and had a good time. After reading reviews before making this trip I wondered how I would…

Had an itch that needed scratched and was driving by and saw the sandwich board sign at the corner and a couple of girls were standing outside the alley doorway having a smoke so thought…

This visit began around 2 on Thursday afternoon and went until around 4. Free parking and $10 cover at the door. Upstairs was sadly closed, still. The volume is starting to increase such…

So after reading some mixed reviews, I've decided to give this place a chance. I arrived close to 11pm on Sat night and the place was already packed. Thought the entrance fee was a bit high…

So first time here and I went after hitting the bars. I walk in and scope it out, drinks (no alcohol) and a pretty unenthusiastic crowd. I spot one girl who is well above the…

Stopped in on a. Recent Tuesday afternoon in hopes of having an encounter with Taylor, especially after scrolling through the Instagram account and seeing some snaps of her. I’ll get the particulars out of the…

Since I've done it every fall since this club opened as the Shady Lady, here is my updated 2021 review. If you aren't interested in the normal details you can skip down to the 2021…

Sorry this one is more of an update....Not much has changed since the most recent review. I've visited about 8 times since August or so and it's always pretty much the same. Loud music, one…

Went in on a Monday afternoon with high expectations based on what I've read but unfortunately didn't leave satisfied. The staff were very friendly and accommodating but the dancers weren't up to par. The club…

This was my first visit to Pinups. I arrived on a Sunday night around 5 pm and stayed about 2 hours. There were probably about 25 girls working and when I first arrived the…

After the Giants win I decided to hit up A.J’s. I haven’t been there since July. The good thing about going on Sunday Afternoons is that there is no cover. On Friday & Saturday nights…