Reviews

So I moved to Atlanta 2 years ago, I've been to Cheetah, Pink Pony and Tattletales, for the money, tattletales blows the others away. Cheetah and Pink Pony typically have better looking girls and more…

Visited Ricks a week back on a Saturday evening. It was around 8:30pm, paid the cover charge of $16 and walked in past the pool tables to the main bar. I got myself a…

This is an update of the general climate at the Mill. Demand is down all over the Baltimore area, maybe beyond. Be it inflation, the economy, employment or something else, the clubs have less customers…

New York, NY. Friday night in the Flatiron district. This club used to be the old VIP cabaret they redid the whole thing. I was able to find parking right out front, but if not…

This used to be my favorite club so I stopped in for the first time in a while. Free parking in the lot or on the street and there was a friendly security guard…

Romulus, MI. This happened a few weeks ago I just wanted to give it some time as to help hide any identities or whatever. LS is right by the airport. Friday night. Pull up, mandatory…

The Washington Park Hustler club provides a consistently good experience. It's an easy 10-15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, just off the highway (and close to both Miss Kitty's and Scarlet's). They have a large,…

This club is a dayshift-only club, open noon-7pm every day. It's about 15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, through a tangle of overlapping highways across the river. It's a distressed area, but was quiet and…

I visited the GTA for work a few weeks ago, and after an evening out for a concert, decided to head to Cafe Atlantis to unwind before returning to my hotel. Being used to mostly…

Made an early weekday afternoon, first-time visit to this club last week. Due to several tactical errors, I ended up having two very different visits to the VIP area, which could be enlightening to other…

Visited Club 390 on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm and stayed until around 6pm. During those three hours I had some fun. Parking lot is large, seems secure, no concerns about the area, it's kind…

I met my brother downtown and decided on padding some young women’s college/collagen funds. He said he knew someone at Sapphire so we made the required atm stop (the fee inside the club is $100)…

So... NYC strip clubs. Some other review said "NYC strip clubs are garbage don't go there." Kinda accurate. First and only SC I've been to in NYC, on a night when I got blueballed by…

Was in town for the weekend for an event and decided to give this place I had heard so much about a shot. Down the road from a QT where I was able to pull…

I was in Florida and tried out a couple of clubs. See my review of The Body Club. I arrived on a Friday around 5pm. It is a little surreal to drive past the Miami…

One of the nicer strip clubs in Tulsa. Clean, pretty friendly staff & good music most days. The restrooms could be better, they are always out of toilet paper. Drinks are pretty steep in price.…

Arrived shortly after 6pm opening and stayed for a few hours midweek. Girls trickled in steadily from 6pm onward until 8 girls were in rotation. Mix of old/young, thin/heavy, while/Latina/black. Half of…

It was around 2:00 P.M. and I was in the area. I parked on the side, tipped the doorman $2, went inside to the bathroom on the right, and made my way to the back…

Came by this place on a Wednesday in the evening around 5:30pm just to check it out. There were 3 girls dancing, one bartender and maybe one other customer besides myself. The place is not…

TL;DR: There’s naked women to look at, but that’s it. There are only two choices in the city. Both are owned by the same people, so very similar experience here, and the Discotheque Lounge. The…

San Diego, CA. Saturday night. You know what I just love this fucking, it is so God damn gorgeous. And I have facisnation with the movie top gun when I'm here I just drive around…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKlYpP1KEE San Diego, CA. Right across the street from MCAS Miramar where they filmed a lot of Top Gun back in 1985. Pretty full parking lot, but a lot of that is from a bar called…

San Diego, CA. Saturday night. Came in, parking lot is one of those one way aisle lots. I found one spot right at the end. Walk in, to a bunch a strippers greeting you on…

Came in from out of town and had not been in a club in quite a while so I figured to hit up the only club in ATL mentioned in a Motley Crue song. There…

So i had read the reviews and went in fully aware that Allen county sucks for the monger type. Upon arriving around 9 it was pretty dead. maybe two girls working and as…

Lemon Grove, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Just east of San Diego. Club is under a freeway. Parking in the back it was tight but found a couple spots. Walk in, younger hispanic male, pat…

I was in SoFlo so decided to check out this club. It is on a busy street in Miami, with very little parking. But it was worth the effort. There is security when you enter the…

One of my first post-Covid trips and decided to visit my favorite clubs in Denver. Arrived on a weekday shortly after 11pm. Cover was the same. Got a water with my drink ticket (no…

So, this is my first time hitting any club since April/May. I just returned from Mexico and living there for 6 months, escorting reigns supreme over clubbing. 100 bucks for a top quality girl for…

I've been to this place a few times in recent months after making trips to sample the Bridgeport action. HO's is convenient b/c it's just a few miles off I-95. But that's about…

I was in Houston for work and wanted to try a new club. I was staying by the Galleria. I came here and found The Colorado. When I pulled up they have a huge Vegas…

This place is near the intersection of I76 and I80 on Ohio 46. There are a lot of truck facilities in the area as well as on this drive. The building is in a strip…

I arrived around 11pm on a recent Tuesday night. This was my first post Covid visit to the Rhino. Cover charge was approximately $43.50 or some similar asinine amount. Why don’t they just…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 4. Large parking lot in front. When I walked in to the club there were two dancers, two patrons and a bartender. The bar is…

My last review wasn't very flattering, however since I travel thru Amarillo once or twice a month, I've had another opportunity to visit, and this trip was much better. For those who don't wish to read…

Phoenix, AZ. Right by the airport. Plenty of parking. I believe this place is new, it’s looks it, very nice club. Walk in cover is $15 I believe but free military. Hottest girl in this…

Phoenix, AZ. Not far from BS and HL. Park in the back. Club has a purple light around it. Usually a universal sign for a black club but no not here. Walk in cover was…

Phoenix, AZ. Alright noon more like 3 but I won’t let that get in the way of a title. Just note I came here the night around 1230. They told me as I entered they…

Phoenix, AZ. Yeah no not England just some hoodrat make it rain club in Phoenix I don't know where they get the naem Essex from. No parking left in the lot so I parked in…

Saturday afternoon I found myself with a little free time to go play. It was a toss up between Clancys or the Post, decided I’ve seen most of the girls at the Post and wanted…

It's been years since I graced the doorway of this establishment. Had read the reviews on here and another site and decided it was time to check this club out again. I walked in and…

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night, just came from Candy Store both up here on the north side of town. Drive up, parking lot, walk in the entrance. Girl at the front, cover is $10, free military.…

Mesa, AZ. I call it Table. Friday night. Way the fuck east. Not much if you keep going. Plenty of parking. Walk in, no cover, no id check, no interaction, no nothing. States 2 drink…

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night. First of a big time Phoenix club run. Just ate at Carolina's not too far from here and needed to take a massive diarrhea so I came here. Plenty of parking,…

A popular Playboy cover model states “Play time is over! F*CK IT! Your cock is going to explode with this set” on her OnlyFans for photos and a video. Shortie44 -Too Explicit. It was not…

This is a review spanning Saturday, Sunday and Monday. The bar is located right off of route 130. Not far from the Pennsylvania and New Jersey turnpikes. The club is pink on the outside. There is…

A quick review of a quick visit Sunday was not entirely disappointed but not as happy as I would have liked. Got there around 4:00 to see a parking lot with 20 cars, my hopes…

Glendale, AZ. Right outside Luke AFB. In a strip mall, enough parking in the lot. Walk in. Bald guy was chatting with a few girls, gets up and gives you a pat down, no cover.…

Okay, so I’ve been wanting to go to this place for a while now because of all the shill reviews I saw on the last few months and wanted to check out the place on…

Glendale, AZ. West side. Sunday night. Plenty of parking. Club looks like a big box out on it's own. Can't miss it. Walk in, bald guy at the front. ID scan. Cover is $10 and…

Nothing has changed about the layout of HiLiters recently. Walk in - no cover in the early afternoon. They've scanned our ID the last couple times. Rudy's Grill to the right (always decent chicken fingers…

I had not been in Toronto since Trudeau closed the border to us Americans, so I decided to check out the clubs while I was in town. Since I saw good review posted…

So I've been stopping by Crazy Girls on occasion and this place has replaced HL as my go to. First, it's closer and second, it's fun! Physical Description: Atrium as you walk in has a…

Ok. First time in Philly and visiting this club. The club looks nice from the outside and plenty of parking. Walked in after paying $20 door fee and was pleasantly surprise how nice it looked…

Wow! What a shithole this place has turned into over the years. This place was opened by Treasures as a beautiful gentleman's club and over the years it has turned into a filthy…

Gated driveway on a corner in an industrial area with an entrance only on passyunk. There is a more noticeable a entrance on the right it leads to a standard adult novelty store with(mostly) gay…

This is just a general review, not a specific visit. I usually visit weekday afternoons so no cover charge, but if you go on Saturday night there's likely to be a cover charge (not sure if…

Daytime visit so paid my $15 entrance and got a quick pat down. My eyes needed to adjust but found a seat on a couch. The square stage is in the center of the room…

PLACE: Clean spot, nice music, good lighting, variety of customers, dj did a good job of keeping the place moving. PEOPLE: Dancers were decent, most were 6-8, a 9 every now and then. probably around…

First time back here since precovid. Couldn't really get out enough to visit until this weekend and went to a favorite haunt of mine. Parking is still the same, I always find it on the…

All the reviews of the place are extremely accurate in previous posts. I arrived today which was a Tuesday around 4pm. I have been to Burbon St 2 other times previously. I am fairly new…

I’ve read reviews here and this place always looked interesting, but I was never close enough to visit. I had the fortune (or misfortune) to be in Erie on a rainy Tuesday night so I…

Hadn't been here in a couple of months. Lately it's been hit or miss with the type of women here on any given evening that float my boat. We all know the basic layout----Big rectangular stage…

Vacationing on St. Pete Beach with frequent trips to Treasure Island and John's Pass, everyone knows the location of Mermaids. It's often used when people give directions, "turn left at Mermaids". But most…

Haven't been to Night Moves since they moved locations during COVID, but the overall "feel" of the new location is similar to the old location. The new location feels a bit smaller, but it may…

Had some time to kill on a Thursday afternoon and decided to check this place out. There was ample parking in the lot when I arrived about 2pm. Upon entering I was quickly greeted by…

Stopped in the Show Palace on a weeknight for a short visit and was immediately surprised by how nice and clean the club was. Maybe I am too used to country dive bars, or…

I came on a Friday night after partying. The location isn’t bad at all and surprisingly well lit. We got charged a cover of $40 at the door but I was already tipsy and it…

Backstory: I was once visited kittens and got a lap dance in the VIP rooms with this absolute smoke show who, unprompted said it was okay for me to touch her, everywhere, and she took…

Best strip club in TX barnone. Most bang for your buck. Cover $12. Came at 1530 and left at 1915. When I get in and got a Corona this old hag starts bothering me. She's not…

When I'm in NYC, and if I end up going to FlashDancers, I typically go to the one in Mid-Town. This time, I decided to change things up, and after looking at a few…

Made it to MPIRE on a Tuesday around 6pm and stayed around 11pm. First time since COVID. A couple of 8s and 9s dancing. Met a nice girl who wanted to be…

Back in Seattle and decided to give Kittens another shot since it is closer to the airport than our usual go to, Pandora’s. Typically, we get more pressure than I like from this place.…

I feel like every one of these reviews start the same way. Pink building off of 130 with a decent parking lot. Everyone knows to go in the afternoon vs. night for reasons that have…

Swung in after a meeting up the road, it wasn't my first visit to Satin and it won't be my last. I do however prefer the one farther north. Layout: So Parked my car, it's a…

In town for work, hadn't been to the Cheetah in a few years, but the last time I was there I remembered being blown away by the number and quality of girls. I was…

This club is well reviewed, but I figured I would add my 2 cents on my 15 min trip to DDolls $2 self parking at the door Walked in there is a small bar immediately off…

I visited Angels Cabaret in Anaheim on Friday September 23, 2022 from about 5:30 to 7:30 pm. The club is on Coronado St in an industrial area slightly west of Kraemer Blvd north of…

I visited Library Gentlemen’s Club - Anaheim on Friday September 23, 2022 from about 4 to 5:15pm. The club is just off the 91 (Riverside) freeway on the north side and about a block…

I went on Monday around 8:30pm. I walked there from my hotel which took just 15 minutes since I was staying down town. I paid $25 for the entrance fee and then headed in. The…

First off, while the road visible sign says Shimmers, the inside black board with weeks past gone party announcements, says it's Trophys Xport and Strip. Google maps says it's Trophys. When I arrived about 530pm, there…

Location is the same as last time, arrive at 9:30. 5 dollar cover, the best looking girl in the place is still the girl who takes the cover charge. You walk in and the stage…

The neighborhood is lower-income but looks to be families trying hard to make it. Nonetheless, the monitored parking across from the club was nice to have. The club has three doors on the outside - use…

I was in the area one weekday evening with time to kill, checked the locator, and this place popped up with a recent review. tl; dr - this place definitely has potential, but it is a…

As many of you here have read the trips to pandoras differ between day and nighttime shift. This time I was able to go during the day. It was the first time since the pandemic…

Visited Henry’s on a Tuesday in August. Arrived at 4 pm. Pulled into the parking lot which felt secure to me. About 10 cars in the lot and off a well traveled road in inkster.…

Arriving a little before 9pm, parking lot moderately full but plenty of spots. Cover was $12 and ID was scanned but no membership requirement from what I could tell (NC law has changed).…

Was down at the coast this weekend so I made another visit. I arrived around 9pm and stayed about two hours. When I arrived I noticed about 30 cars in the parking lot but they…

I decided to give this place a try, only problem is that no one was there. So for a little geography. This club is located at the intersection of Hwy 9 and interstate…

Stopped by Club-X on a Wednesday night at about 9:30 PM. There was nobody at the door so there was no cover charge. The bar is old with a lot of mirrors and stages. Most are…

This was my first time cafe 269 and now my favorite of the bikini cafes I've been to. I've been regularly going to cafe 168 and DD cafe. 269 operate like the other bikini cafes…

Made a visit a few weeks ago on a Friday night. I arrived around 8pm and left I think a little after 11pm. I knew the Bulls were on the road and figured no problem…

Paid $20 to get you in. 6 for a drink. The stage is in the middle of the club, with seating all around it and the bar is in the very back of the club…

This review is about 11 months old, but I just joined so figured I would write it. I visited in November of 21. Mermaids is a bikini bar in St Pete Beach and the only…

I stopped by the Poodle this past Sunday night. For those of you who haven't been back, well, it's about the same as it ever was. I haven't been to a strip club since…

My 1st visit ever to the Harem. Cover charge is 30. I got there around 8p on a Saturday. Patted down and wanded upon entering. Stage is immediately in front of you when you enter room.…

Decided to stop by on my way down i95. Private parking lot with what seemed to be plenty of spaces available. Entered the club and was met with a kind front desk lady who charged…

I am from Florida and was in town to meet up with some friends. They left Saturday evening so I had time to kill before my Sunday morning flight. I had gone to Capital and…

It was Sunday and I needed to take a break from reality, so I decided to visit Delilah’s in Manville. I wouldn’t normally go to a club on a Sunday, as I consider it a…

I stopped in to Bandaids about ten days ago on a Wednesday afternoon. It’s only because of the other reviews in here that I bother at all. I’ve stopped by three times now in the…