Reviews

As most of the previous reviews attest, this is quite an "interesting" club. No alcohol, so it's all nude. It does indeed seem to be somewhat of a paradise for lap dance fans,…

this place is worthless. it's 18 and over so the door fee is around 15 bucks. low quality dancers and the lap dance area is pretty much open. you're better off driving the extra half…

Girls weren't bad, but not especially good either. Having a giant moat around the stage was quite a turn-off also (I think they're all like that in Edmonton). Plus, the locals play this…

I went there last week during the day. I had not tried any bikini bar in LA before. I was not disappointed. It was not at all busy at all. I bought a drink…

Pretty good club. Most of the girls are pretty hot. A few larger ones. They were having $10 dances when I was there on Thursday May 12th. I would go back.

This club is absolutely awesome... except for the fact they don't have any alcohol. The girls are all stunningly hot, the manager is friendly and accomadating, and they run constant specials where you can get…

Hadn't been here in over a year and didn't recognize the place w/all the remodeling they just did. The overall setup is pretty good and I like the new look. I hadn't been…

First time visiting during the evening in a long time. The girls still do not circulate enough, and in the case of Casey, she said she would come back after the next song and never…

Love this place. You can drink and smoke inside, like how strip clubs used to be in NY. The girls wear pasties and thongs but in the back room you usually get your money's worth...

Was in Seattle in business so I thought I would stop by at Rick’s. I went in the late afternoon instead of the evening and boy I am glad I did. I received a…

A group of 5 of us went here on a Saturday night [2 weeks ago], we had a blast. The girls were extremely hot, the dance prices ARE the best in town. Every type of girl…

Stopped here on Tuesday just before 5pm. Hoped to have a couple beers and perhaps a lap. Place seemed runned down but that does not bother me. There was one guy playing pool by himself.…

I love this club, unique and very entertaining. And with $2.00 drinks anytime, its fabulous. The dancers are extremely beautiful. The lapdancers are $10 and they are the greatest.

I've been going here once a week for the past few years. Recently the bounchers have been stepping up their surveillance of lap dances. That being said some of the veteran dancers know…

Was back last night and got several more wonderful dances from India. That girl can really move. And the thing she does on stage with the 1$ bill, well, it just has to…

After visiting the Sugar Shack the night before, I went to Chantilly Lace. It is as bad as Sugar Shack. This night I was determined to have private dance. After sitting through one…

Kind of a mixed review, I went by in the evening (seldom do so), not the best time by far. The place has been revamped quite a bit, guess it has been awhile.…

Not impressed too much for my first time here... got a dance with extras for 100.00 from Mariah and I didn't even come... so much for that. maybe i will give it abother try tomorrow.

Stopped here on Tuesday after a round of golf. Around 4:30 or so. The place is huge. 3 horseshoe bars with stages in between. I think at night time the place…

Upgrading my review: Really, I'd give it an 8.5+. More mileage than a hybrid car going downhill. Whoa! Full complement of skilled professionals who will work to please. No disappointments, to be sure. I thought…

One of the nicest decors of the Ontario strip clubs comfortable seating and fireplace settings. However the girls are sparce. What girls there are there are attractive though. dances once again vary from girl to…

I have been to the club 4 times in the past month or so...some co-workers are regulars and know the bouncers, hosts, etc. I really like this place. Clean and a nice layout. You walk…

What a difference a couple of miles make. After my visit to Ricks thought I would see what the competition had to offer. Maybe it was the time of day, but there…

i arrived at the club at 8:30 pm on a wednesday night and stayed until closing at 2 am. the seating was generally full all evening. very popular with young professionals in their 20s,…

I went to The Scene for the first time today. I went in at opening (4PM) and already there were 4 gals in the club (6-7's) and two pretty bartenders (Jennifer (9) is HOT!). The…

layout is excellent with 2 stages and a third in the basement at peak times. Atmosphere is the best in the business usually anywhere from 50 to 100 different girls parading round the place. Dances…

Was in Portland on business so I thought I would stop by at Sugar Shack. What a dive - Red shag carpeting and music from a juke box. There were three girls dancing…

Ahh good old gold my old home club. excellent layout to this place under going some renovations though to provide a back entrance from parking lot in coordinance with city and neighbours. Comfortable seating with…

Being the positive upbeat kind of guy I am, I am prone to try and find something positive to say of most situations I find myself in. So, here goes...the parking lot is well lit…

Had to go to a conference in Orlando. Knowing how Orlando has nothing to offer contact-wise, decided to take advantage of the opportunity to check out the world famous Mons myself for the first…

After going to a couple of Indians games, we went last night to check it out. We had been told to go to the Diamonds, but Christies was easier to find so we ended…

This club is awesome. The music and dancing were great. The women were hot and ready to strip. the lap dances were cheap and plentiful. I recommend Tasha. She really knows how to take care…

I just went here on when I was on a business trip to San Diego. I didn't like the outward appearance of the club, but I went anyway because it was about 3 blocks from…

This club seems to fall somewhere in the middle. Downstairs is the typical stage environment where the girls give very impressive dances--sometimes 2 at a time in a sultry tangle. Any "table…

What happened here? The Satin Doll used to be a nice club. Great atmosphere. No more. Now the customers are pissed about the time clock. They feel like they're being scammed. The dancers are unhappy.…

I stopped by the Playhouse on my way through Oklahoma CIty at the end of April. It had just opened for Friday lunch. It is conveniently located off the interestate and close tothe airport. The…

Wed night, around 1:30am. Club maybe half full. Seemed a little slow, though I was immediately approached by Nicole, a pretty blonde in a black dress showing a lot of cleavage. A 30 in the…

Came in on a Friday night, around 10 p.m. The place was about half full. It's relatively small, but I had no problem getting a seat right up against the stage. Maybe I'm spoiled…

I visited this club for the first time on a Tuesday at Noon. This place is a little hard to find. The note on the address that it is behind the shopping center…

This is a very nice looking club...very big, tall pole, nice bar and stage. However the lap dances are pretty crappy. It is 30 dollars for a fully clothed, no touching lap dance! What a…

Dropped by. Some good pleasure chests out. Back room dancing was mixed. Some girls were really into it, while others were pretty lame. Drinks were good and stage show pretty much the same as always.…

Stopped by here after over 2 years hiatus and was a bit dissapointed. All of the really hot girls like, Sonia, Skyler and Summer were gone, instead, it looked like they had just hired a…

Was there on friday night, lots of nice brown hunnys dancing. a few real lookers a few that would scare your pet chimp. Had a good time though the hussel is there it…

This place is pretty rough. Way too light inside; too few girls and those aren't very good looking. Range from 3- 6. Save your money and go to Seattle.

Visited this place on a Friday night during a bike rally weekend in April. The place was packed because of all the bikers in town. Facilities are some of the worst I've seen, the bathrooms…

Went there yesterday around 12pm, only 3 girls working. Door man said 3 more were on the way. More guys than girls. Not the odds you want. Did have another dance…

Just a word of warning to horny travellers heading East on 70 and noting the big billboards advertising this place off X 11 on Dallas Pike. Exited and drove 4 or 5 miles in both…

I downloaded a free pass from their website, but they still charge $10 to get in which is supposed to cover your nonalcoholic (the only kind available) beverages for the evening. I ordered a water…

Hadn't been here in over a year. Same club, no remodel, but finally there appears to be a complete turnover of talent. As before 4-7s. No 10s. But there was a cute girl named Haley.…

Been going to Omar's for a couple years....this is one of the best clubs in the Lansing-GR area. $10 for a table dance and 25 for upstairs for more private entertainment, as alway YMMV…

My visit to the number 5 orange was very satisfying, they have very classy ladies, and clutch service on serving drinks. the lap dances were outstanding. overall my visit to the number 5 orange was amazing.…

The club is extremely small and the girls are ok. There are a couple of stunners, but most of average to below. Several were pretty fat, not my thing. The girls were…

Went to this club after all the hype from my guys friends. They took me on a Thursday night and first off, it was dead. A real turn off was when the lady coordinating the…

warning only park in the mons lot or you will be towed like i saw one of the patrons cars when i was walking in. the $20.00 entrance fee is high however as soon a…

I was most impressed by the marvelous shrimp cocktail! The dancers were neither particularly gorgeous, nor were extras seemingly evident... the offer to spend $125 on the VIP room was not taken ( I am…

Was again in Baltimore on business and decided to go to the Hustler Club for some fun. Tuesday night is $2.00 beer night and a $15.00 cover charge. I felt like having a glass of…

Very nice time there on a recent business trip. Stopped in and was quickly approached by a nice young thing. After a few minutes of chat, we quickly headed to the back for…

Its been a while, so I stopped in Wednesday night. Had a great time. There were 9 girls working. They were all rather attractive, and sociable. The wait staff was very…

On a dead wednesday afternoon the boobs were as flat as the beer. Uninspired dancing, anemic lapping and little conversation. After a few hours of sheer boredom , decided to make tracks. music mediocre. On…

I love this classy club. It has a nice layout, with 2 stages, a lap dance area and a private dance room. The cover charge is reasonable and for $10 a pop you can't beat…

This is a great club. There is a $5 cover/membership fee. So if you need to leave, you can come back (within one year) and not pay the cover. The girls were…

I must agree with all the other good reviews, this is a great club. Each girl is different, and the foreign ones are really great. They don't upsell, they just give you great…

I've given a couple of reviews of TC in the past but just wanted to report back on a new find there. I recently met a dancer named Sadie and she rocked my world.…

Went back to Rachels for another night of oogling the ladies. Because oogling is all you can do. O-town has a very strict "you touch, you go" type of policy in these places.…

OMG. Skanky women & crappy atmosphere. You can almost feel the disease in here. Went in for about 2 minutes & walked right out. The place stunk of smoke and the…

Scores is overrated and living off of its reputation from ten years ago. The girls are average, perhaps below average. Most of them dont speak a word of english and dont attemp to flirt or…

Was in Prov this week and stopped by Cheaters. It was early in the afternoon so the crowd was small. Usual range of women from 1-7 hanging around. Went into the all nude room where…

Although the girls were nice and there were quite a few good looking ones, the quality of the dances is not very high. There is minimal contact from her, no touching by you, and so…

Went back recently to see if the quality has improved. It has not. If you are looking for extra special dances, you can find that service. But you need to consider if it is really…

Stopped by Friday & Saturday. Great selection of women. It was not a question of having a dance, it was who to have the dance with. On Friday I had a dance…

I was in NO for 3 nights and I had a chance to walk Bourbon St. on the second night. I had a bunch of places available to check out, but I had only…

beautiful busty girl greets you! it's just a tease though. another girl takes over. this is the place replacing bambi and san souci. alot of girls and t.v.'s. nothing…

Stopped by late Fri night May6th after a disappointing visit to the Spearmint Rhino and must say the girls are comparable but the lighting, music and vibe at this place is so much better which makes…

Went out with 2 guys around 11pm on Fri, May 6th & the club was jam packed with no place to sit & enjoy. Lots of girls (and some good looking Asians too) but the techno…

Ecstacy has some really nice looking girls dancing, mostly 7-9s and not too pushy. No alcohol, all-nude 2 drink minimum. What sets this place off from other clubs is the lap dances.…

I returned to Lookers recently and was more satisfied than on my previous visit. There was a nice selection of women and a few of them made the rounds. The club is much…

I had about an hour and a half to blow before catching a flight home. I went to the club right after opening time at 11:00 AM on a Monday. There were only…

Got here around 5:00 on a Friday on a business trip. No cover which was great. Quality of the girls was average. No stunners, no dogs. Average at best. The place itself was average, kind…

This club is pretty nice overall. I work here, and There is a girl for everyone in here. The weekends are usually packed full, so if you are looking for a little less smoke…

I go to Henry's quite often. They usually have 12 or more girls dancing except for the dayshift on Sat and Sun. I went once on Sunday and there were only two girls…

I really liked this place! Just as good as the big clubs in town without the high cover!! Cover is free but there is like a 2 drink min. which equals like a $10 cover. The…

Cheetahs will always be a favorite of mine since it was one of the first strip club i went to. That being said i know i shouldnt have gone on a sat night but only…

Returned to club recently and like it so much went back a couple more times. The first time back after many months things seemed mostly the same as before except for new dancers.…

Remember this is the DC 7, since there is no contact. The quality here has improved significantly lately. True, drink prices are up, and more than a few chairs need reupolstered, but the…

phone number seems to have been changed.called before coming from ny.glad i did! if this place is closed,it will be sorely missed! [and i do mean sorely]

I visited last week, for the first time in about 8 months, while travelling in the area, on a monday night. I did notice most of the dancers were different from the prior times…

I was at this club during the afternoon - and it was kind of dead. The afternoon women were not the most beautiful - but they seemed friendly. The VIP area is wierd - booths - but…

Decent club with some hot girls but can only give it so much of a rating because its in the city and can't go as far as many other clubs outside hinseville.

Goodguys is my old standby, and when I stopped in JP's across the street (my backup standby) to find that none of my favorite dancers were there I stopped in. One of my favorites,…

Visited Mon night 5/16. Place was dead. so I did not have the reported parking issues. Girls rated 3-7, Lexi was the enhanced 7. Total air dance. $6.00 admission, $10 bottomless drink charge. BYOB. All…

This club remains a top choice for the Atlanta area. Afternoons are always great. I enjoy the relaxed atmosphere and some pretty good daytime talent. The shot girls offer an excellent value day or night.…

One of my favorite clubs. Valet parking $5.00. No cover before 7PM, when the shift changes. The usual assortment of babes, 6-9, with 1 "10" Kobe, a beautiful natural Asian honey. I recommend a dance…

They have fixed this place up big time. The girls are younger and prettier than I remember. Lots of Latin girls, although many cannot speak English, so it's hard to have a conversation.…

Visited on a recent Thursday night. The renovation/expansion seems to be finished now. The stage is now almost twice as long and the main room is also longer. The decor is a little fancier…

Went by on a weeknight. Long narrow club, with a small stage across from the bar, and another small stage at the end of the room. Appeared to be 7-8 girls working. I would rate…

If you are looking for a low pressure place to have a few drinks and take in some girls this is the joint. Kind of like a roadhouse in the middle of the nation's capitol. Girls…

I went to this place two times. One weekend and weekday. I would say it is not bad. There is no cover during weekdays. The girls are 7 to 3. I think there were 4…

I have been twice in the last month. Still heading downward. The "pageant' was crowded and long-winded then I went last Wednesday and it was empty. Still some dimes(cola, harlem, gotti)…

Went there about a week ago and sat with a girl named Staci. She has borwn hair. small frame. gorgeous woman. We Had a few drinks and a great time. She talked to…

About 1:00 on a Tuesday. Four ladies. One was too old, too fat and too unattractive to be in this business. One was big but attractive. Problem with her was she…