Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007

Cheap, but no dances

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Bermuda
Mar 7, 2019, 8:58 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Dropped by around lunch time. No cover. Reasonable food selection, burgers, cheesesteak, etc, for around $10. They had a happy hour for cheap domestic beer at the time. The cutoff time was pretty early, but I was on time according to by watch. But their clock was almost 10 minutes off and waitress charged me the full price. Was kind of pissed, but didn't complain cuz it's just a few bucks. There are typically 5-10 dancers during the day shift. There are three stages, but only two of them are in use during the day. The dancers rotate after 3 songs or so. At night, all three stages are open. Usually, the tops come off immediately and the bottom comes off by the third song, sometimes earlier depending on the dancer. You can approach the stage to tip a few bucks to get a closer look. But there is no contact allowed. After the dance, dancers often walk around to solicit tips from customers that didn't come up to the stage. A dollar or two is expected. But because there are no dances, I'm curious how these girls make a living. Some of the hot ones can make more than $20 bucks or so in tips while on stage. But that's nothing compared to how much a lap dance costs. Anyway, the place is a great value if you're not looking for any contact. Nice neighborhood. Street parking. Some dancers can be 7s or 8s depending on shift. Including food, drink and tips, you can get away spending less than $50 at this place for lunch.

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Cheap, but no dances