Reviews

Went to lookers on a Sunday night and the place was packed. As I entered I paid a $10 cover and as I was about to enter the club the 2 girls up front said…

I've been stopping by G2000 from time to time to see how things are shaping up post-COVID. Pre-COVID, this was a hopping bar with lots of girls and customers, standing room only even on…

It's been a few months since I've been to DTC...probably about 9 months since I've been there at night. This trip was very inspiring that there are still good times to be had at this…

I was in Des Moines on work a few weeks ago and decided to make the visit to the club after reading the reviews. At the risk of boring you, let mw atart with the…

I've typically gone here late evening. So, I thought I'd give it a try around 4:40PM. The parking lot had may 10 cars, so I thought there are guys here. Well, just 2 at the…

It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian meal strip club reviewerer! Let’s try this again ok!? So this Lou Turkos charges a cover charge. Ten or twenty - dependin…

I've been this club many times this year and it's my favorite club in SoCal. Things have improved a lot since covid lockdowns ended. I only go at night and the club tends to get busy…

Went there on a Friday night and the place was not as busy as I thought it would be. The club was described before, 7$ valet, you walk in, bouncer on your left, 10 $…

I made a quick trip to Phoenix to meet with a customer. I stayed at the Marriott by the Airport. I looked for clubs that were close to the hotel and there were 4 clubs.…

Arrived at the club about 12:45PM on Tuesday, July19, 2022. There was a very unusual amount of cars in the parking lot for that time of day. I'd guess around 25. I suspected that since…

I've been to Softails numerous times when I lived in the area. This was my first visit in well over a year since I moved from the area. I went in expecting cheap drinks with…

Arrived at 10pm after bailing from the LS sad lack of talent, (unless you favor thots, plentiful). FC valet $8, and then the $25 entrance was one more sign of inflation, it's not just the…

Miami, FL. I was leaving Miami after a Marlins game and decided to on Tuesday night and decided to stop at this club to check it out. I saw it earlier in the day when…

Stopped at Sinsations on a Saturday night. Had to park out back, decent lighting but could be better. Inside the front door a girl was collecting the cover charge $10. Walk straight…

Doral, FL. Tuesday afternoon around 5, I had time before a Marlins game. This spot is right by the airport. Big time traffic coming here on the Palmetto Expressway right in front of this club.…

One Night in Portland, Part I Every time I visit the Rose City, I hit the clubs with an old friend who lives there. This year was no different. We had dinner with our respective wives,…

One Night in Portland, Part 4 Ah, the Golden Dragon. Always the last stop of the night. We got there right at 2, as the other clubs were closing, and the girls were drifting in from…

I had a unique experience with this visit. Stopped by around 11 pm and there were very few cars in the lot. Big security guy outside was chatting with someone and I could hear the…

I visited Haven Place twice within two weeks. This review combines both visits. Location: Haven Place is located in East Baltimore in a very blue-collar area. I arrived about 7:30PM on weeknights (Wed one week, then…

After spending Wednesday night at the slowest dive SC downtown, Lollipops, I ventured next door to the Grandview Live on Thursday night for a livelier experience. My dancer from Wednesday had recommended Grandview as the…

Decided to go to Double Vision when it started to cool down in order to get out of the house. Double Vision is under 5 minutes off of Exit 10, and is right on Route…

Walked thru an inoperable? metal detector (my phone didn't set it off) at the door and paid a $10 cover Wednesday at 11p. No ID check, but I look older than 21. Apparently you only…

First time here at the Lei. Based on the reviews I read I had to give it a try. Cover charge was $20 with a one drink minimum (paid $6 for a small cup of…

Went to Players Club on Sunday night around 10pm. It was less than a 10 minute drive from my downtown hotel. Parked near the front door, free parking. There were only a few cars in…

I made another trip to Paradise with the intent to just get regular dances that night. Not going to bore you with the club layout, it hasn't changed except the bathrooms were clean this time…

Been out of the country overseas for some time, and upon returning stateside, thought I would stop by some of the old haunts and see what was happening and if I recognized any familiar faces.…

I was passing through Flint early afternoon and decided to stop by Teasers. Not a local, but I have visited too many times to count in the past. I hadn't been in a…

For quite some time, Bogarts "day shift" has had the reputation of "old" entertainers.... And, some large! Regarding "night shift", I noticed that some recent reviews indicated a notable shift in "talent types". I found it intriguing…

I was considering a visit to Pandoras, and I was watching their line-up on Instagram, but the selection was pretty thin at 3pm. I was closer to Sugars, and had never visited, so I decided…

Monday afternoon, 5-6:30. It was pretty dead. More dancers than customers, and no one on the stage a lot of the time. I was hoping to see Sage. Her profile here said she'd be there,…

Visited Wed PM. Arrived at about 3PM with a little time to kill before heading to airport. Plenty of parking. $3.00 cover.$7.00 for a Mich Light bottle. I sat at the main stage. In the…

- [x] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $0 Club: building on main street with a parking lot. The parking lot is adjacent to the parking lot for a dentist, acupuncturist…

- [x] ID checked NO - [x] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $0 Club: building on main street with a parking lot. The parking lot is adjacent to across the street…

DAY & TIME: Got there around 00:30 on a Friday AM. Stayed until closing at about 02:30. LOCATION: It’s located about a 1/4 mile north of I-80 on US Highway 183 in Nebraska off exit 257. It’s…

This place has what is very much a dive bar vibe to it inside and out. Got there a little after 6 and parked in the lot across the street, plenty of parking there. Since…

Visited on a Wed early evening. If you have read past reviews then you are away of the club, and how it is. You should know though the club is not open on…

I get here a few times a year, but this is my first ever review. I've probably been to Bourbon Street a couple dozen times over the last 10 years. This visit was…

I was in town for work and was not really in the mood for anything too involved although I had seen that NYC has a good AMP scene I decided to settle for a strip…

I went to Jiggles first, but as usual, the 1 girl I wanted was preoccupied with a guy. Actually got a dance with a very fun, but average looking, Brazilian, but I refused the…

New to the area.. went there around 8 (10$ cover) and there weren't many customers but girls were all there already, slowly taking turns on stages and everyone is polite. Just took a coke and…

Not my first time and def not my last time at Chicas. I made the mistake of coming between 6 and 7 which is shift change. When I walked in and my eyes adjusted there…

I was in town for an event and had a few hours to kill. What better way to spend it than being a complete degenerate. After figuring out the traffic circle and my GPS, I was…

I was in town for a reunion and things had slowed down for the night. I took an Uber to the club and was greeted by the outdoor security, who asked me a couple of…

My 2nd time at this club. Bouncers said they were all packed inside and wants to be paid up front for a dance or a table. Dance was lowest $150 for 10 min. Table was…

Decided to stop in a Tuesday as i was in the area and had time to kill before a meeting. Turns out it was $2 beers, which was a nice surprise. The stage is nice…

In all of my years of mongering, I had never made it to the famed clubs of the Detroit airport area. Fortunately, on this particular trip, I had the opportunity to stop by.…

I was presently surprised when visiting Adult world in Harrisburg! On my way home from a long trip I decided to stop in and see how it was, not expecting much from the small…

Club isnt nearly as awful as described in a few reviews. I certainly didn't feel unsafe going in. There's a metal detector as you enter, but they don't have anyone manning the door, maybe…

Went to Treasure's for my first visit to a Houston club. Dances were fair at $100 for 3, and fairly decent contact. Not a whole lot of privacy since the back is set up like…

Had a chance to visit the greater Tampa area earlier in the month and decided to hit the club with an old friend from University now living in the area. He warned me it,…

The problem with the "How are the people" goes from 1-10 without any "something for everyone"... Time was tight. The club lot was almost full (not the bookstore parking lot). My expectations were diminished.…

Made a quick trip to Toronto for a seminar recently and did some research on mongering options, of which there are many. I'm not a strip club guy. Don't like the hustle and the negotiation…

Pandoras has always been the benchmark for pervs and for show watchers. I read the previous review about lower quality looks and body types and I kind of have to disagree. I think…

Found myself with nothing to do on a Monday night in Bloomington and decided to check this place out. The bouncer checked my ID and I paid him the $5 cover. It's kind…

Don't judge a book by its cover. Place looks small and skeevy on the outside but it's roomy and nicely appointed on the inside. Big bar with all the accoutrements of a full-service bar, even…

It had been a long while since I have been in here, and on a whim after a while in Oakland, CA ( San Jose clubs suck) I was back in a city i was…

This was the first strip club I went to when I turned 18 and I have been back several times over the years. It isn't the best club I've been to, but you know what…

Got here at about 6pm on a sat, so right before the 7 oclock shift change. I want to say entrance fee was $5 (cheaper before 7). Went through the metal detector. Parking lot has…

2022 March ,April ,June visits -After many times crossing the Pantheon club while driving on Michigan road and observing the parking, valet , traffic in and out the club, I decided to try this club.…

To set the customer lens correctly for the uninitiated (who might walk through the doors of this Cumberland RI establishment), Mickey's is a throwback to walking into a VFW bar in the 1970's. The only…

Well, I had a very interesting time today. In retrospect, I think there was an audition going on for a new show called "Strip Club Goes Wild", starring, you guessed it, Lusty Dancers. Everything started…

When I was a slightly younger man, I spent way too much time and money in Curves. This was about five years ago. I had some lasting memories from there, both on the main floor…

I went to Fantasy world at 3:30am on a Friday night. The cover was $15. But I printed the coupon from their website and got half off the cover charge. The club was very crowded…

I dont go to clubs often, i was driving by Albany one Thursday night, felt horny, decided to take a chance. As a matter of fact first time since Covid. Overall a very positive experience!…

This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And…

I have been to Playground a few times. I have had good experiences but never been to VIP room. The club is not very big but it is small and cozy. It has a nice…

Couples are not allowed in the back together anymore, except on Thursday nights(Couples nights), so beware if you are bringing your wife girlfriend etc etc. Subi's is a club that when it's good, its…

Wife and I went on a Friday night, was to be *wet t-shirt night* at the bikini bar so thought it would be fun. Arrived around 10 and it was packed ( $5 cover…

Preface: I’ve posted one review of a recent trip to TJ. I’ve spent a lot of time reading reviews since then. Thinking about my own previous visits - clearly without the expertise you have. I…

I had some business in Michigan which gave me a few evenings to myself. I decided to explore the local bar scene. For science of course. I had done my research. Reached…

Man. Some ups and downs on this one for my June 2022 visit. I arrived around 6pm. Parked in a strip mall nearby and walked over. Paid cover ($15?) and got a drink ticket which…

Mario’s is located just off route 395 in Webster. Last stop in MA before you cross into CT. If your on your way to Foxwoods or Mohegan to gamble coming from MA it’s a convenient…

I stopped in on a Thursday night on my way through Montana. I had a long day on the road and Teasers seemed like a good place to unwind before stopping for the night. The layout…

Stopped by after work, never been to this spot before. Thought about parking at a business nearby to save the fee, but the neighborhood isn't great, so I paid. Another 10 bucks at the door…

After reading reviews about Clancys I figured I'd give it a try. This place is easy to miss, no sign out front. Wasn't sure I was at the right place until I heard…

Things have definitely changed here over the years. I was in town visiting friends a couple of weeks ago and stopped by on a Friday night at a little past midnight. By looking…

This was my first time here since the pandemic. Tbh, at this point, if you walk into any strip club, you wouldn't be able to tell that covid still exists. And Vanity was…

I was in town for some business and didn’t have a wingman to play the regular bar scene with. I did a customary search for nearby clubs and Goldfinger’s came up as an acceptably reviewed…

First time in a strip club and Penthouse Club was a great experience. All the girls (except for one) were at least 8s and performed excellently on the main stage. Full nudity is allowed, though…

Visited on a Monday later afternoon in hopes of meeting the elusive Kitty who was on the schedule. Parked on the street in front of the place. Sorted my cash into the $15…

Visited about an hour after opening today. Parking lot was about 25% full though many of the patrons looked to be old timers there for the food. I was scoping things out for later in…

This was the first time back to a club since Covid. I have been to Downtown Cabaret a few times before because it is an incredible old looking library building that projects a very clean…

this place is located right on passyunk ave and 61st... there is a big parking lot there with and adult store and some other places.. you cant miss this place it is right on the…

I stopped by Clancys on a Tuesday afternoon, i usually prefer day time strip club vibe as opposed to night time where it turns into a club and a money throwing contest. There were about…

2022 REVIEW! Hello everyone, I trust you all are well. I visited the club last night for the first time since my last review in December 2021. Exterior of the club is unchanged. One entry/exit on…

Decided to take a look at Kittens after a not so good experience at Pandoras. Made my way into what seems like the darkest club in Seattle. I have a hard time even…

I decided to explore this club after having burnt dollars on usual strip clubs. This is definitely a unique experience. I drove over to the industrial area around 5.30pm. Parking was available right in front…

This review is from a Friday a few weeks back, before all the riots started. Was bored at home so went out. Got to the bar and it was packed, had to drive around for…

Been back a couple of times in the past couple of months. The location is a little off the beaten path in an industrial area, not far from the other Beltsville club. If you know…

Every time I come to ebony Inn, I remember why I don't come here very often. Its not in a nice part of town, but its safe as long as you park across the…

Sharks Club is located in an industrial area in Darmstadt. You can get there by taking train and bus, or taking a train to Darmstadt Nord and then walking or getting a taxicab. It is…

I haven't been here for a couple of years, but I still enjoyed my time. One thing that surprised my was the cover charge has gone up to $20, but I may be remembering an…

So I’ve been going here off and on for the past 7-8 years. I haven’t been going as regular as I use to so I don’t know any of the girls or bartenders (I miss…

Visited mid-afternoon on a Sunday. 2 girls...both spinners (1 dyed blonde and one brunette). A third girl (thick AA) was drinking, but not yet on the clock. The blonde hopped onto the…

Repeat trip to jet strip during a recent business trip to LA. I am finding JS to be the most reliable club near LAX and post Covid. There was app. 10 dancers and a…

Driving through Austin and felt the need for a beautiful woman in my lap so I stopped at XTC at around 3 on a Friday afternoon. Parked around the side and walked in.…

After reading some reviews, I had to see this place for myself since I happened to be in the Norfolk area. It was hard to imagine a club reviewed on this site where the dancers…

This visit was a bit unique. If you're more interested in what you can expect in general at this club and not so much what made this particular trip a bit different feel free to…

I did it again. This time I headed over to Rhino COI because I had nothing to do and thoroughly enjoyed my last visit. ‘Twas about 6:30pm when I checked in with doorman. This time…

Finally took the plunge and decided to head out to CoI. Big Mistake coming here on a Thursday night. Place was absolutely packed with guys for the $80 15 min VIP special. I’m talking an…