Reviews

Cheetah Pompano is chocked full of hot and fit Cubanas, offers cheap floor and friction room dances, and an excellent time in the VIP rooms. In this review, I'll cover details on the…

TLDR: On the best night of its life, DB is just okay. On a typical night? Boring and your money goes much further elsewhere. Girls tend to be cute, but GPS is…

I was in town for a conference and almost didn’t make the trip into a strip club. Many reviews and Uber drivers told me how expensive clubs are. It seems like…

I decided to stop into Nicole’s for the first time a few weeks ago. Only passing through for work and had some time to kill. It’s a weird little place so I…

The wife and I went in on a Friday night after coming off of Duval. Nice setting, stage in the center of the room on the second floor. Got immediately greeted by…

Club details below. I visited early afternoon on a weekday. I think 6 girls dancing, but maybe 5. None bad, all 6 to 8. Usual Portland range, with tatoos, and some extra…

As I was driving past the Northgate area, a thought entered my mind, as I reminisced about this club down the street. I remembered an excellent encounter with a dancer named courtney…

Ruby's is my go-to club when traveling up and down the I-95 corridor. It's conveniently located off the highway with an attended parking lot. The place itself is nothing special - looking…

Arrived around 8pm Saturday evening a couple weeks ago, at first I thought the club was dead as there weren't really many dancers working. However, I sat down to…

One of 3 Strip Clubs on the same road probably within a mile or two of one another. I do like the laid back hole in the wall vibe, but I…

It was Monday happy hour, so I had low expectations. Cheerleaders is easy to get to from I95. Good to see they've repaved the parking lot. No cover before 7. Walked through…

I have reviewed Gats before and not much has changed. Walked in and sat at the bar beer $4. It was about 2 PM and only 4 dancers there with their regulars.…

Walked into this place on a Friday afternoon a little before happy hour. Astonishing how unassuming it is in the middle of a neighborhood sharing space with a bar. Spotting…

Firstly this place comes up as "Kings" when you map the address but it is in fact "Sensations" of Clearwater. While visiting Clearwater for work from Miami I purposely booked a room…

ok so this is a small club that does not serve alcohol. You are required to buy water or something else, I remember it being reasonably priced but the cover was $40…

Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon and as expected it was pretty dead and not a lot of women working. The place is easy to get to and there is ample…

Was in downtown TO for work and did not have a vehicle so the closest club to my hotel was Brass Rail. Got there around 9pm and there was no cover.…

Came back to paradise for the Wednesday night specials. Layout is simple. Main stage in the middle, 2 rows of seating around it with the bar and dj by the entrance and…

Decided to Hit the Cricket for a TGIF, and well it was more like WTF. First time in a long time I came during the day shift. It used to be…

In the Puget Sound area, this might be the nicest club… but that’s really not saying much. This isn’t an area known for luxury. Rather the typical look for…

After encountering a snowstorm in Nebraska last week, it was nice to travel to Arizona this week. I arrived around 1 PM. No cover. There were 2 customers sitting at the bar…

I went to this place last Tuesday night at 8pm. Nice place. The décor was upscale but small place for what you would expect from a gentlemen club. You walk into a…

Had around 2 hours to kill so made my return to diamond dolls. Had a few dollars to spend. Was planning on getting a drink and a dance or 2 and if…

On to the second club of the day. Another recommendation from a TUSCLer (thank you sir). Very different experience from Dream On earlier. Walked the twenty minutes between clubs.…

Went in on a Wednesday while I was in town for work. The cover was $10 before 11. I went straight to the bar which was on the left and got a…

So I decided to go here because I’d never been to a club before and wanted to check it out. I was expecting it to be more of a trucker place but…

Cheerleaders seems like it's constantly under renovations but its settled down now. They have a dance area immediately in front of where you walk in and bathroom to the right. You walk…

I stop here sometimes for a couple drinks, typical bikini bar, most of the girls don’t speak English, and most of them are 4/10. The bartenders aren’t friendly or engaging. The dances…

I came in early on a Saturday. Paid a 10$ cover which wasn’t bad. Club was pretty quiet maybe 4-5 dancers. Plenty of open seats, but I didn’t mind. I was greeted…

My time here didn't go as expected, but that is a good thing. Came in on a Thursday afternoon after 1pm to see what was going on and blow some steam out.…

I really only go in hoping to see on old friend dancer. I think she is gone for good. The place is a dump. Parking is free. Lots of old Buicks and Pontiacs.…

Plenty of reviews, even my own cover the layout etc. It has not changed in years, maybe even decades. Come in bartender nowhere to be found for about 5 minutes, but…

If you're looking for a good time in London Ontario, Solid Gold is both your best and only bet at the moment? The place isn’t overly pretentious, staff are friendly, girls…

Back at Cox's after a brief hiatus. This is slowly becoming my second favorite club in WV. Granted its no longer the ultra high mileage trashy extras club it once was, but…

I stopped by late on a Friday night. Full parking lot, actually had to park on the grass, though there is plenty of street parking nearby so not something to worry…

Whenever I get back to Phoenix I always get to Bourbon Street. Monday night around 8 pm and the parking lot was super empty. No door girl and no cover - the…

The facility was respectable. Clean and upscale. The host, security, and waitresses were nice for the most part. I did feel like they were pushy with upselling from the…

Lack of energy. That’s the best way to describe this club, though to be fair, I went pretty early on a Saturday, and that may have been outside peak hours. Easy parking, and…

Rolled up in the RGV around 11:45 - thought I would try this place out. Walked in and got quoted for $25 cover even thought I parked in front of a sign that…

Have been out of the game for a while, and was working in Wisconsin for a few days, figured I'd see how this place was as I'd seen it a few times…

Came to the Jet couple weeks ago after Rams game on Sunday. Figure I stop by after the the game. The club opens at 4pm on Sundays and if you show up…

Had a free Sunday and decided to do a little clubbing. A fellow TUSCLer recommended Dream On. It opens early and I showed up about noon. Typical dive bar…

This was the first night in MONTHS that I had a free-and-clear pass to go to an SC. Other times came with time limits and other issues so I couldn't fully enjoy…

i hadnt been to the PO for over a year, but it used to be a pretty reliable place for no holds barrred strip club action. Its on the nicer…

Disclaimer: This review is based on my experience from 5 visits in June through October of 2023. Many observations are based on 67 interactions or transactions with 18 different dancers, including 18…

Found myself back in Coral Gables and went to my favorite place in the area. Not a lot of parking, but found myself a space/paid the dude $10. Entered the club.…

Arrived at 6:30 PM during Eagles/Cowboys game. Parking available along 1 side of the club, also a fenced in lot across the access road. I parked at Target a block…

Was in town for a work trip. Hanging out in the hotel the urge to explore a new club struck me. So after some internet searches realized platinum west was my best…

Finding this place can be awkward if not familiar with PHX. The club is close to the junction of Highland and N. 12th Street just north of the gas station. Sign is…

Clancy's is a relatively easy detour off of the Garden State Parkway. I was there on a recent Thursday around 2 PM. Easily found on street parking, this place does…