No Bueno

This was my first visit to Kittens. I have been sitting on the sidelines for a few years. My normal stomping grounds were in SoCal, particularly the Orange County area . My go to was the Sahara or Sinn. There was always one latina /Colombian in particular that was a constant at both clubs. Short, stacked, BBL. But one day she just vanished. Let’s just say that her “Extras” left more than a few clients with some extras themselves. Unfortunately the Sahara has closed due to fire.

Was up in the Seattle area for work last week and decided to enroll in the TUSCL site. Took a look at the Kittens Cabaret while being so close to my work event. Not the best reviews. Now I know why. The restaurant/ bar next door was the highlight. Solid food, strong drinks and hot bartender. The club itself is no booze. I paid around $20 to enter. Decent size on the inside with bench seating around the perimeter of the club. There are two stages. Only one girl was dancing at the time with bottoms on. Lots of shitty chairs throughout the middle area that looked like a disheveled AA meeting. Low intensity red lighting throughout with a VIP area in the back. It’s a hallway with about five separate curtained booths. Before entering the VIP there is a semi private LD area with approximately twenty chairs with slightly elevated sides and backs. Not much privacy from what I could see except for a few strategically placed corner chairs. Girls were a mixed bag from the 5 to 8 range depending on what you like. All ethnicities represented with white girls being the majority. There were about 10-13 girls on shift. Half were playing on their phones. Girls were pleasant but pushed VIP quickly when approached.

Lap dances are $40 each, but some girls charged more. Did a 3 for $100 with a light skinned AA girl Ok mileage. Unfortunately lots of air time. Decent body though with nice curves. She let my hands roam freely except for the Kitty. Not a very enthusiastic performance in general. I don’t recall her name as they all run together unless they really stand out. As for the drink prices you’re at a club. 5-11 $ range. Girls basically make the prices for VIP. The general vibe was about $300 to $400ish for 15 minutes during our conversations. Extras were definitely on the menu depending on the girl. Could get expensive very quickly. Save it for your 401k. It’s a much better investment, but I doubt that most of the clientele that I saw would even know what that is. But who am I to judge.