Reviews

I went for the first time last night. I agree that there is no sign up front as others have mentioned and you can miss it very easily (btw next to a liquor store). On…

Second FKK visit of my weekend in Frankfurt earlier this month was to Oase . Happy to report that the number and quality of girls was close to pre-pandemic days. There are some relatively minor changes…

My first post-pandemic visit to Sharks took place a couple of weeks ago. To be honest I wasn't expect this to be a great experience, in the weeks leading up to going I was monitoring…

Had a terrible experience this time. My wife and I did a private room dance with Kay. ($800) First time was great. Did a second dance in private room and she wanted to…

Visited Sunday around 3:00pm. Surprised the parking attended asked for $3 when it was pretty clearly a slow time but ok. Hadn’t been in a while and the door to get in is weird. Two…

What is in town for the weekend Georgia game. Got there after midnight and the Door girl let me in free with a proof hotel room K. That was a big bonus. So I don’t…

COMING IN My employer already had me in metro Frankfurt for work, so I decided to take advantage of a day off. I arrived at FKK Sharks at 3:30 on Sunday, via the German train…

Saturday night arrival in mid September. Had already been to DD and Lollipops as well as Bottoms up in NSB. I had high hopes for BU and DD but no fun to be had…

Visited Allure at about 3 PM on a Wednesday. No cover, no charge for parking in their tiny lot, and when I got there, I was the only customer in the place, with 4 dancers;…

I stopped in after going to the casino and after some disappointing afternoon drop ins at a couple nearby CT clubs. As you go in the bouncer checks id, didn't ask for a cover, maybe…

Went there 40 mins before closing. Couple of guys warned me outside the club not to go in. I asked why and they said "dancers are all fat white blondes". I still wanted to check…

My last trip here was a few months ago. I went to Cheetah's with some friends and it wasn't very crowded. I was immediately approached by a dancer with a strong German or Belgium accent.…

Heard a lot of great things about this place so I had to make a visit. Came on a Friday before 9pm, there's a happy-hour special going where the drinks are super cheap if you…

It had been almost a year since my last visit to Fantasies, and not a lot has changed except the prices which, in fairness, had not changed for at least ten years. The parking…

Friday afternoon, very slow. When I came in, there were only four or five customers. Four dancers. The club is a large rectangular box with no external archetecture to speak of. It's located at the…

Let me preface by saying that this review is for Cabaret which is down the block from Moonlight. TUSCL shows Cabaret closed so I could not submit a review. It's Friday night and I went…

first night into vegas and decided to check out chicas based on reviews here. I arrived Thursday night around 1am. Neighborhood seems a little sketchy but I didn't see anyone walking around outside.…

club wax sat 9/172022 4;00pm -6:00pm Ive been burning out pinups lately decided come here. this a bikini bar so no nude dances. entry fee was 5$ free parking .…

Been to The Bird on many occasions. This was the worst trip. I'm not saying it went downhill, I was just there at a bad time, I guess. There was quite a few trucks in…

I returned to Pantera Rosa recently, it was closed for awhile after Covid but has now re-opened. It's exactly the same layout and setup as before. One large spacious area with a large stage in…

My last Criket visit was a mixed bag as the Criket usually is. Mid afternoon on a Saturday it was pretty busy. Lots of girls on the floor. Maybe 9-10 or so. Typical variety of…

Stopped by to test it out. Extremely dark inside and I worry why! Lol. The bar was int busy and there were about 6 girls there. I won’t say working as half of when…

Arrived around 10pm. Location is essentially downtown. On street parking appears the only option. No valet. Cover was $5. No ID check. I saw younger guys getting metal wand check after me. The…

Went Friday night around 10pm. Cover was $20 and ID was checked. Place is not as big as it appears from outside. After paying cover you go through entry doors and bathrooms are to the…

Thankfully this place is still in business, albeit just barely. This has long been a reliable club in volusia county. Unlike most of the Daytona clubs it hasn’t been shut down and/or ruined by new…

Here for a bachelor party. But a tame one. After my first few strip clubs in SF and Sacramento I've gone on to have much wilder experiences in COI and I halfway expected LV to…

For those who require the same basic info in every review, floor dances were $10, VIP $25, and a bottle of water $5. Thursday at 1pm, the parking lot was surprisingly full including a number…

After my LDA spin with Monse, I migrated down the I-5 to Sugars. I’d heard word that Minni was back from her…work done…and was psyched to see Seattle’s no.1 hood rat. For intellectually stimulating conversation…and…

Decided to hit this spot as I was close by. I went in on a thursday evening around 4:30. Parking lot didnt have alot of vehicles. Security check at the door, empty pocket anything medal…

Was in the area and debating between coming here and going over to the Hip Hugger in Kokomo. I had never been here before so decided to take a shot. I arrived Wednesday…

I regularly visit this club and have been here maybe a hundred times in 12 years. This strip club has a local reputation of being somewhat overpriced. There are several price issues involved. They charged…

Since 2019, the day shift at Deja Vu Lake City Way has been my go-to Seattle spot. There was a rough patch at one point in late 2019 or early 2020, but in general, it's…

First off, the bar and stage are in different rooms. No seating at the bar. The stage is limited on seating but it also wasn’t super crowded when I went. Beer prices were $4. The…

Cover $30, vip $20, dances $20 (beware Cubans will try to get you for $40), byob. 1 main stage and 2 small stages to the left and right. When I went it was half…

Came in on a Tuesday around 2:00. For those of you not in the know, VIPS are 80 bucks on tuesday, so it's a great day to come to maximize value. Most girls will do…

Been a few months since I’ve been here last. I head up to dort somewhat frequently. But always seem to pass the Vu on by. The parking lot always seems too empty to try my…

I went to the Gold Club on Wednesday around 6PM. Being in Center City Gold Club was the closest club. Located almost in a back alley by a parking garage I was pleasantly…

SUMMARY: I didn’t do any VIPs with any new girls, so I changed my format to look more like OldWhiteGuy’s format, with a list of girls I know. New stuff will be listed under NEW…

It had been quite awhile, probably at least a year, since I had last visited Taboo so I decided to stop by on a Thursday early afternoon. Ordinarily I would hit up Breathless in this…

First visit here to a club I keep reading reviews on. As others have mentioned this is s little hard to find on the GPS. Its on a side…

Stopped by Monday night after seeing a concert at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood. I've previously reviewed this place and it was just as good a usual on Monday. Took my buddy who lives…

Arrived early on Thursday afternoon just before 1 pm. I thought the best option was to stay in the car and survey the scene. Within a few moments I saw a number of…

Landing Strip has become my go to haunt when in MI. Have covered club details in previous reviews but briefly: higher end club, must valet,($7), long stage ("landing strip") with 3-5 dancers on the stage…

Disclaimer I am no desire virgin lol but I got the Newby experience this visit so I thought that I would share. I have been going to this place since pre covid. I haven't posted in…

My first visit to this club after i tried all the rest Salem has to offer. Heres my short take. The club itself is rather nice. Dark enough to work but not so dark that you…

Quick Summary Vibe - Party Central Cover - $5 Girls - 6-8's Drink Prices - $ Dances - Okay Extras - Maybe in VIP I took a very quick uber from my hotel in center city to Cheerleaders on a Wednesday night,…

I went to Leather & Lace at 22:30 on a Saturday night. The strip club is a long building about thirty feet wide and extending one hundred ten feet back. There is a Mountain Dew…

I went on a Thurs. evening. It was around 11:30 I think, and only had to pay a 5 dollar cover which was nice. The girls were attractive I suppose but no one was…

I went to Cockatoo at 17:45 on a Saturday night and stayed until closing except for a dinner break. The strip club is in downtown Yankton next to a regular nightclub called Zebra Club, which…

Got in town for business yesterday and went to the block last night around 9. As soon as I turned onto the block I was struck by the changes from just a few months…

Stopped by last Thursday afternoon after not being here for about two months. Got here about 2:30 and left at 7:00. I'm not going to bother going into detail about the club, as that info…

Holy Cow! Been going to clubs for nearly 40 years. This was the craziest time in all those years. I have been to clubs in Tampa, Atlanta, Charleston, SC and WV, Pitt, PA, Columbia,…

Club details for those who are interested... Decent sized parking lot that is shared with a bar next door. In the daytime it appears to be a safe location but the neighborhood is a little…

I haven't been to a club in almost a year and found some time to hit up Kittens around noon. I wanted to get a lay of the land, see who was still there and…

Went here on a Friday at around 3pm. It opens up at 2 but they definitely looked like they were surprised to see a customer so early. The club is in a mostly industrial area…

I was in Cocoa Beach for vacation in late June and walked around from my hotel. I'd seen the club while driving into the area and was curious about how strip clubs in Florida were…

First time here, mid afternoon on a recent Thursday. You enter thru the driveway to the Rental Center property which is next door to the club. Paid $10 to the guy in the…

I’ve hung out here 7 or 8 times over the last three months. Important- NO ATM in the building. If you’re heading in and need to cash up you can stop at the gas station just…

I’ve been to this club for the past three weekends. Me driving out to LA from the IE says enough about my experience. All times I’ve visited, were Saturdays & Sundays, around 1pm. Admission is…

Cheerleaders is on front street, not far from the sports complex. Plenty of parking in the strip mall any time I’ve been there. This time was no different. Parked easily and made…

I stopped by on a Wednesday mid-afternoon, a few hours after a disappointing visit to their sister club, AJs. I was happy to see that they finally re-paved the parking lot so that you don't…

I visited AJ's on an early Wednesday afternoon and, at that time, there were very few other customers (a total of 3) as you would expect. The place is still set up the same way…

went to the "new" flashdancers on a monday night with a buddy who was in town for the night. frequented the old basement location a bunch back in the day so was interested to see…

Dropped in on an early Monday afternoon in mid-September. My expectations were low because the last time I was here there were about 3 dancers, all good looking, but no real value to be had.…

Visited Desire on three successive days: Labor Day night, and the following two afternoons. Basic club layout has been described ad naseum. Metal detector in long hallway/vestibule. Guy who monitors it seemed unperturbed when it…

Disclaimer: this review is about my visit a couple of months after my last review. Life been rough the last few months so bare with me please. Now,the layout at cheeques didn't change much except…

Visited on a Monday evening at around 4pm. There were only 3 dancers around although their instagram line up showed me 6, a 4th one showed up eventually. I was the only customer for an…

This place hasn't changed much over the years but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Its a dive bar where you know what to expect and usually get it. This was my first…

Went on a saturday afternoon while waiting for my tires to be changed across the street. I was told usually they require a cover charge but the guy ended up letting me in for free…

First off, the name has been changed to Margaritas. If you keep walking south on the main strip in Nuevo Progresso past the pharmacies, dentists and restaurants, you'll see it. You can't miss it.…

So from the days i lived in Brewtown this was a go to club because it was close to home. That being said it has always been a place of ok talent and trying…

Spontaneously stopped into Cheaters with a friend coming back after a day at the beach. Having never been we were surprised there was no cover on a Saturday (at least during daytime). Fairly small building…

Was at this club on last day before it closed during early afternoon. I generally like this club because it was only place in the area willing to push the boundrys of the no touch,…

This place is a dive. This is truly a place where strippers go to die. I went there just to see if anything has gotten better since one of the other strip clubs on the…

You have to think of wax as something other than a strip club. First and foremost dancers don't take off any clothes on the floor, this is a bikini bar. It's all black and a…

My first visit to Vivide in over a year. Not much of a change, the seats are better, but not much. It is a 2 story club, that clearly could use some updating…

I had a review here not long ago, and as I said I normally attend on day shift and normally I have a good time. This time I came in on evening shift. I have…

Every 4th time I've been to Club Matador, there has been a dancer of interest to me working. I don't consider those to be attractive odds, but I had nothing better going on that Saturday…

I went in there around 8pm on Tuesday. When you enter you have to go down the stairs and then you can see the stage in the center and couches to sit in front of…

As often described before, $10 cover on evenings, $10 for wristband, you get a ticket that you give up when you get a beverage. Otherwise no fees paid to the house. Its a low end…

This was my first visit to Diamond. It is easy to find and is not far off of 75. I arrived at about 3:45 pm. Easy to park for free, $10 cover.…

Place: The place is comfortable but nice. A major bar leads to the stage. There isn’t much room for dances, save for some chairs, but they make it work. The music level was loud, but…

I went there on Tuesday at 12 am because Visions gentleman club was closed at Tyler and the next nearest club was Jaguars longview. This club has ample parking, smoking allowed and BYOB establishment.…

This is a composite review of four visits over the last 2 months, 3 daytime and one night. Im not going to go into the description of the place as it has been described accurately…

I was out drinking with some friends. On the way home my car turned into pandoras. I popped in a Vitamin V. There were about 15-20 cars in the lot. There is a car attendant…

I have been here several times over the past year and always have a great time. Door $10. Backroom $40 a song, but most of them will do 3 for $100, and a few did…

I have reviewed this club before, but there have been some changes, so time for an update. To start, the parking lot is clean, well protected and well lit. And damn near everything is reserved…

Small group of us went after leaving a club earlier. The was small like to get through security but once inside there was no wait. Initially paid $20 cover, then was offered and ended up…

I hadn't been to Tootsies in over a year since there have been widespread reports of prices being crazy but I was in town and decided to see if things have settled down a bit.…

One does not visit the Panhandle for its optimal strip clubbing experience. I made my first visit to Red Rose GC this year (last Saturday night), with the expectation of at least seeing a visually…

Ok this was a couple years ago, pre covid, I believe late 2019 or early 2020. Went to Vegas for friends bachelor party. We were pretty shit faced and split up. A…

$180 for FS 40 minutes. Place was decent, lineup is ok and went with a cute blonde in her upper 30s/early 40s. Shower, massage, then FS. You walk in and are greeted by whoever is…

Despite the title, I wasn’t too pleased with this club. I actually thought that it sucked, and I don’t have plans on going back. Maybe I just went on a bad night. I mean it…

This was my first time visiting Cheetahs, I arrived around 8 PM with 3 of my friends. It was a really busy night, we had trouble finding a place to sit. After 5-10 min an…

Stopped by on an afternoon after leaving hustler down the way.. Nice setup for a busy evening, I am sure.. Rather dead on a Thursday afternoon, but there were a handful of girls making the…

Decided to go out on a Saturday afternoon for a little fun. I've been here many times before but not in about 1 1/2 years. Got in about 4:30 there were 5 ladies at that…

I checked online and saw that they opened at 11am. I arrived around 12:30pm, paid the $9.50 cover charge and found the place a bit emptier and calmer than usual which made sense given the…

Decided to come here on a whim recently on a Sunday night. The layout is pretty basic. There is one main stage where the girls rotate for three song stage shows on the pole. On…

With life as busy as it is these days, and budgets being what they are, I've had less time for SCs than ever. So maybe you can't blame me for not wanting to drive more…

Look up this place and GPS it. Took me to an industrial area. It's pretty hidden beside a construction company with fence and bamboo trees around it. Parking lot was big enough to park in…