Reviews

Holy shit a GILF! She said she danced at LS 25 years ago, as she looks like a girl (but older) that I danced with there pre-COVID. Not the same person. Anyway,…

This is two different visits to the Cricket. For those that haven’t been there is free parking (no valet) in the back and no cover during dayshift, which is the only time I ever go.…

I have been visiting PH for many years, but not at all in the last three or four. This was my first visit since the legal issue and since COVID. I am happy…

Visited this place on Sunday evening They have a happy hour from 5 to 7 PM everyday so all drinks and food are half priced. The bar tenders are very friendly here and…

I got a txt from my new ATF to come back to the club so we can play in the back again. My "pure instinct" took over and low and behold I was back at…

Was in town so decided to stop by Pandoras for a few. Around ten cars in the parking lot at around 1pm last Monday. Walked in paid my drink and cover, $15 and…

So I’ve visited a view industry clubs but this was my first visit to the Rhino. I’ve done a few Rhinos in other locations including Vegas and this is definitely much like those…

Enough has been said about this place both positive and not so positive, so I wanted to check it out for myself. For those who have not yet been, it's pretty small. It's about the…

I met a friend here on Tuesday around 5:30pm. There was no parking attendant, so I parked in the block of spots directly in front of the club. When there's a parking attendant, he's usually…

This is not a club ad but this is my favorite Atlanta club and has been since Follies closed. I am well known here by the staff on a first name basis. This club is…

It has been a bit since I posted here. Cut back on my hobbying. Made my way to Bandaids today because I had some time before picking up the kids. Club was…

If you have never been to the Penn's Port Pub, this is not your average strip club. There are no lapdances, VIP, extras, or velvet ropes in this place. It is a vinyl seating,…

It has been awhile since I’ve been to Ricks (maybe six months) so I decided to stop by on a Wednesday afternoon to see what was going on. I’ve written a Ricks review before…

I visited this place on a Friday night. It's out of the way and has decent parking. However, I was less than impressed with the costs and the talent. I showed up around 10pm on…

Visited AJs for the first time on a Thursday early afternoon. I had read several reviews that their are inconsistent cover charges but I called ahead and was told no cover charge and that their…

Wednesday nightarpind midnight $5 lapdance night. Went inside paid $20 entrance and $25 for vip. Fair number of patrons and a good number of ladies definitely in the 20s amount. Wide variety of body types…

After my last visit with a couple coworkers I was back in Seattle and decided to see if we just hit Pandora’s on an off night. Not sure if we did, but this visit was…

Sopped in on a Thursday night. It is in a kind of industrial area, did not seem dangerous. They do have a guy outside kind of watching over things. $10 cover to the girl at…

As mentioned, I’ve been frequenting this club for the past couple weekends. And I was finally able to visit on a Night Shift. If you’d like the description of the layout of the club, refer…

Stopped back at Boxxx a couple weeks after it reopened after being closed for refurbishment due to a fire earlier this year. The layout is exactly the same as it was before with a long…

REAL DISAPOINTMENT- I went on Saturday , the night of the CANELO fight. I got free admission with a text message. The club is a nice property and large. They have 3 stages, although they only used…

Spearmint Rhino is downtown Minneapolis on Hennepin Avenue. It is near the Target Center (Timberwolves) and Target Field (Twins) and many other bars, but the other side of downtown from USBank Stadium (Vikings). When you…

First visit in a while, In town for a delivery and close by so in spite of being not thrilled at dealing with the scammers that tend to inhabit this club I stopped in.…

I arrived late afternoon. There was no cover charge. It was so dark that I bumped into a chair before I found a table between the bar and main stage. It took about 10 minutes…

I don't stop here often because it is kind of out of the way, and another 15-20 minutes I can be in RI. Stopped in about 1pm, it was fairly busy for 1pm. As you…

First time back to JB's in a while. I thought I check it out to see what's new. The building is a low long structure perpendicular to US-60. Parking lot is well lit, but small. Someone…

Place was a little uncomfortable but not the worst place I have been. Lots of security but they didn’t pay any attention to me or what the girls where doing. Spoke with a bbw AA lady…

Saturday night visit about 10:00pm had more dancers and PL's than my half dozen or so visits over the past few months. Still not crowded, but decent ratio with about 12-15 dancers and only…

Stopped into Cowboys on a Wednesday evening. Plenty of parking as it is kind of on the side of a strip mall. Paid the cover ($5 or $10 can't remember) and went in. I…

I mostly avoid this club but decided to give it a go after a shitty day at work. Got there and paid $10 at the door. Walk in and there's a small side stage directly…

It’s been over a year since I’ve been there so I was anxious to see how it was doing. It was usually my GoTo place because they usually had lots of girls and there…

Arrived around 12:30 and took my spot at the bar facing the stage. Today's rotation was two on the main stage and one on the side stage. I had communicated with my regular so talent…

Went here for my buddy's bachelor party a few weeks back. I was in charge of setting this up so I purchased the Jacks and 10's package from the website for $695 before going. They…

Went in on Monday early afternoon. First up was Luna. I was sort of shocked to see her because the last time I saw her I was licking her butthole at Sands.…

A tale of two visits…. I thought this night was going to be a disaster. I went to the club after a rain delay at a baseball game. The place was packed. I took an…

It's been a while since I ventured to 390. An hour drive to get there and back makes one think about going, but it really is the only club with daytime hours near Chicago. There…

Stopped in at around 4 on a Wednesday, as I had an hour to kill in downtown St. Pete. Parked on the street across from the club in a metered spot; the park had some…

Visited the club around 4pm, walk in and need to put keys and phone in bucket as you walk through a metal detector. The security guard or bouncer looks to also work the DJ…

Stopped into MG2 on a Thursday evening around 8:30 PM. My ID was scanned and I was charged $5 for an entry fee. There were lot of customers huddled by the relatively small bar…

I had a window of opportunity come up at the last second and I headed out to hit a club or two (ended up at four). I generally like to have a “plan b” (a…

I reviewed this club a few months ago, but there have been some updates worth mentioning. Club is in an large open building with a curtain separating the entry from the rest of…

Went on a Sunday after the Cardinals chiefs. Mahomes was killing us so left the game and headed to hiliter with a lady friend. Patted down and Id'd. No cover. This time no bouncer seating…

For most of the mid-to-late 2010s, PT's was one of my most frequent club visits. A variety of factors have led to me prioritizing other clubs in the 2020s, so a recent Saturday night was…

First of all I need to acknowledge that this club has had a complete remodel since the last time I was in it maybe 9 years ago. There’s a main room with one medium-sized stage…

When you walk in, there's a stand where someone takes your $10 entrance fee (there's no charge during the day). The bar is straight ahead, and the private dance booths are lined up against the…

Haven't reviewed the "fold" in awhile so I thought I'd put down some ROB information for the avid reader. First things first; still has a fenced (not the alley way though) in lot with someone…

This report covers two nights of visits. The parking lot is run down with an attendant at the entrance. I paid for the $5 parking zone and was on my way into the club. I don't…

Parking was easy. Walked in and paid the cover ($20). Found a seat at a table a little back from the stage. It's a BYOB, but I don't drink, so just a soda from the bar…

Was staying in Clearwater so decided to check out Oz last Thursday for happy hour at 5pm and stayed til 9:45pm. There was no cover at that time (until 7pm I believe) and parking…

Playground is a great place! The bouncer, the bar staff, the dancers, all of them have good report with each other. I've been following the Playground since it was Sands (I used to visit semi regularly)…

Had some morning appointments in the area so I thought I would kill some time by visiting this club. I used to work in the area a couple of years back, so I used to…

I got there around 8pm. Self parked in back, plenty of space. Made a stop by the washroom. Clean, Attendant was present and tipped. So I then found myself a seat by the main stage. I…

OK; The Landing Strip…. I have a tortured history with TLS as I have always WANTED to really like this club but, there was something in the way in the past… too loud, too crowded,…

Was staying in Ft. Lauderdale so decided to check out Oz this past Monday for at noon and stayed til 1:30pm. There was no cover at that time (until 8pm) and parking lot was…

Two of Three Next up for review: The Flight Club in Inkster, Michigan. Although we ended up at the FC the most on our trip we actually ranked it second out of the…

Went on a Tuesday evening during a thunderstorm. Place was deserted until 11pm, only 3 dancers. The girl at the bar was tiny & hot, but sadly fully dressed. Had a Glenfiddich shot and a…

Let’s start with what this place is like. Kinda crappy. Doesn’t look like much from the outside. Basically just a little slack situated on Delaware ave next to an auto repair shop. This place is…

Best experience to date, especially after the disappointment at Club Madonna. $10 fee when I entered around 10pm. It was a very slow day, but there were many ebony girls available (10-12), and…

I heard about COI's reputation and stopped by Spearmint Rhino to see for myself, no expectations. I've been to the SR in downtown LA and Torrence many years ago and there is a central stage…

Decided to stop by Synn after the afternoon NFL games concluded to waste some time before my flight. Having never been, I did some research and figured it could be hit or miss. Their website…

A birthday, bachelor party and Tijuana first timer filled an entire weekend with naked women and alcohol, as we hit up 7 locations, our first two stops was Cafe 269 and Distractions Lounge, then the…

I was traveling late at night and needed a break and looked up the nearest club. Northern VA doesn't have much, so I went here not really knowing what to expect. The bouncer…

I would assume that Saturday night around midnight should be a prime time to tell what a club would be like. But if this Saturday evening was any indication, Soft Tails would be…

A quick summary of what's changed this year: contact rules have been liberalized. The club permits patron-to-boobs and patron-to-booty contact during lap and VIP dances (though not every dancer does). Long review: Fantasy's is set back…

In town for a night of business and decided to check this place out and see if it lived up to the reviews. Nestled in an industrial area it took be about 30 minutes…

Went in a early/mid afternoon. I fully expected this place to be empty and have maybe 1 or 2 dancers present. This was the case. 1 dancer there and another who arrived…

This is my third time visiting and finally getting in the club The cover varies. What does that mean? Well, the first time I came here It was around 10:30pm on a Friday, the guy…

So after a long day at work I decided to take a trip to Jiggles based on the reviews I saw. I knew they opened at 4pm but I figured I would give it…

Unfortunately, this is my local club. I have only been here twice but never had a good experience. The main limiting factors are the lack of dancers on shift ( usually 2-3 max)…

I've visited this club a couple times in the past 6 months. It suits my general vibe most nights because compared to other clubs it's very calm, but not in a boring way. I'll talk…

It had been a while since last stopping by. I was in the area and wanted to see how things were post Covid. It was like the pandemic never happened. $10 cover all day. The…

Thought I’d write a review of this place. It has been avoided by some veteran customers due to a Cuban invasion and club policy changes over the past 3-5 years. Honestly there were too many…

This is my go to place but usually it is a Saturday afternoon or during the week when in town. Decided to try Sunday night mainly because I was bored. The details, free parking lot…

Like any true perv, my first stop after arriving at DTW was one of the famed Detroit clubs. First up was Hank's. I arrived about 9, paid my $5 cover and received the meaningless ticket.…

After striking out at Hank's I gave Bogie's a shot. I had the free ticket so no cover. My Miller was $8. Again, Bogarts has been described a million times, but I will say that…

We embarked on another September golf trip to the Detroit area in which we spent two afternoons and four nights visiting some of our favorite clubs. The official visit count was: BT's - Wednesday and…

I'm active duty military and I went back home to Houston before going overseas. My friend took me to this club to drink and watch Monday night football. The entry fee was $13ish and after…

As previously reported, this club is located in the industrial area of Bohemia next to a factory. Parking for about 7 cars in front with plenty of parking next to the factory. As you enter,…

Sunday afternoon/evening - Arrived about 4:30pm, left 7pm $5 to valet, $15 door, $25 VIP band (required for lap dances), $90 for 'Special VIP' (did not buy) Dances: $1 tip on stage w/good mileage. $10 dance topless,…

Visited Club Madonna for the first time ever and have to say its a nice looking place. While charging a full $20 entrance fee at 3am on a slow Monday is kind of questionable…

I got here around 1:30 on Saturday, passed through a metal detector on my way in. There are many, many reviews describing the layout of this place, but for the uninitiated bathrooms are to the…

Friday night im Vegas doesn't come cheap. Booked a package for the night via the website. 100 dollars for pickup, quick entry and 100 in bar credit. Keep in mind there is a service charge…

My short one hour visit was very nice. Club is very nice and clean as has been described many times. Parking is free if you use the nearby public lots. Very safe…

I wanted to have some fun after maintaining my distance for the last couple of years, but I didn't want to waste my time going only to a topless clubs in the Chicago area. Decided…

PARKING: Free but it took me a while to find a spot on a Saturday night. Probably the same on a Friday, but I'd imagine easier on other nights. CLUB: Decent sized main bar; another…

From the GPS, I had to cut behind a car dealership to get there. Once there, tons of parking along the lot. Walking in the steel doors the bathroom on the left, no one was…

The building is nice and discreetly located with a sizable parking lot. If you care about discretion the only part that's slightly uncomfortable is if there's a line because the front entrance is brightly lit…

I haven't been in for a while since they changed management and apparently a remodel. I was early in the evening, I would say about 10pm. you would figure there would be a good amount…

Club is expensive IMO. But with the right girl worth it. Mgmt, security, bar maids etc all nice, no drama. Girls nice, no attitude turning down a dance. VIP for $15 min is 200-225. Reg…

Working in Minneapolis and got off work early so went in on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:30. Usually not a day shift person by will try it out now and again, although I will catch…

It's a good place to chill and hang out at. Staff is extremely friendly. Girls are hotttt you can easily find 7+ gorgeous girls. Greeks Italian middleeast blondes blacks brunettes so it's a variety. So you…

Stopped in on Monday a couple of weeks ago. First time here since 2019 and one thing hasn't changed: the dollar parade. In fact, I paid for my drink with a $100 bill and got…

Finishing our trip to SoFlo and the prior couple nights found our way into DD. Some guys said they were going to Tootsie’s after they left DD on the previous night so since only two…

I got off work and found myself a little bored, so I decided to try this place out. I walked in and was greeted by the doorman, who was upfront with me that they only…

Stopped by while on vacation with my GF and another couple. The place is on the 2nd floor of a retail building. Up the stairs and then $10 cover per person. Bar is along…

Went for the club on August 26, some friends and I came in from ATL and Louisiana. Rolled through about 8 after grabbing an early dinner and decided to see what kind of beautiful Cuban…

Decide to visit oasis based on some of the reviews here. Got there around 3pm on a Saturday afternoon. Not too busy. Bouncer at the door was really nice. Plenty of parking club not too…

Gold is club is out of the way off a highway in Baltimore. Decent size parking lot with a couple of security guards. $5 cover, license check and wander before entering. It’s a…

1AM. Saturday. Haven’t been here since summer 2020. Went with a group of coworkers. Including a strip club first timer. Outside, bouncers check IDs, pat you down, and make sure there’s no liquor in your…

Thought of trying 8 mile road clubs after throughly enjoying Michigan avenue clubs after covid 2020-21 years. Whenever I get opportunity to go Detroit east after telegraph road, I plan well to check 8 mile…