Reviews

Stopped in last week (Friday Night). I go to Mickey's a lot during the afternoon, and the Pump House is right beside it, but they are closed during the day so I'd never had the…

tried the club again still not like it was 2 years ago now no touching at all. A shame it was fun not out of hand but fun. for the most part the girls are 6…

Expensive lap dances but one girls was worth every penny. She was by far the best lap dance i have ever recieved. Each song costs $30 and i was in there for 5-6…

Went on a Wednesday night. Didn't seem like there were many girls working. I had a really nice lap dance near the end of the night that was worth the wait. Incredible effort on her…

Here on a Friday night. (The cover charge is $7 on weekends.) The place was packed. There were also many dates. More than a dozen women patrons. Including a group…

Here on a Friday night. (The cover charge is $7 on weekends.) The place was packed, although not many men around in the chairs at the edge of the dance floor. 2…

Here on a Friday night. (The cover charge is $7 on weekends.) The place was packed. The women are mostly good looking, with mostly 6-8s all around. The racial mix was more than…

You'll never find this place. It is in the middle of an industrial park, far off the beaten path. When I finally did at 2:45am, it was closed. It looked very closed.…

wnet here after a miserable trip to the airport lounge. for a Monday night, the place was pretty crowded and there was pleanty of talent. on average, the girls were much better…

This place is still more miss than hit but it was much better than the last time I was here. About five times better since there were 10 dancers rather than 2. The bad thing…

Went by a couple of weeks ago aftre not being in town about 5 months. This remains one of my all time favorites. They have one center stage and acouple small stages in…

First trip to the block. After reading the postings, the mouse trap was my destination, however, read my posting there and see why I quickly changed. Down some money to that situation over there, had…

I stopped in Men's Club after a long day at a conference while on work travel. It is the closest strip club to the downtown casinos, so it was the first club that I…

Was in Myrtle Beach a few days about 2 weeks ago. I had no intention of stopping here because for me it has always been hit or miss. It was late afternoon on a Wednesday…

Made the trip to my favorite club on Monday early afternoon. Usual number of patrons for that time of day (about 20). As usual there were about 15 gals working with a couple of new faces. Got…

It's so sad! This used to be a great club, absolutely full of dimes walking around. No longer! I hadn't been to the Lumberyard in almost a year, but I had a business associate in…

I arrived at about 4 p.m. on a Wednesday afternoon. There was no cover and domestic taps were selling for $2 each. There were a few girls milling around, most were 6-8 and…

Went on a Tuesday night. From what I understand it was a slow night but had a good amount of girls. Thier looks ranged from a 4 to a 8. They DID hustle for…

I miss stage tipping in Canada, but the girls here are really hot. The nudity along with alcohol make up for what is missing. Brass isn't the most high-mileage club in Toronto.…

I stopped by the Foxy Lady Brockton this afternoon. About a dozen dancers working, all attractive & in shape, no fatties here. The cover is still $5, beer was $5.75. Cover includes free buffet, which was…

I was here while I was on vacation. Positives: 1. The girls I saw where hot 2. No Cover Charge Negatives: 1. There was a line to get in, I've never seen a line for a strip club 2. No Lap…

Very well known place in the area. Food is ok, good for what you pay. Cover is a few bucks. Seems like some place outta that movie Roadhouse or something = DATED.…

Another place I think Patrick Swazy was the bounce. Portland has this problem, club overkill. so many are run down dumps. The place is near a Hooters and almost directly across from…

Went by on two occasions, once on Sunday afternoon and again on Tuesday evening. While the experiences were not dissimilar, the Sunday afternoon was definitely the more enjoyable one. There was a better ratio of…

Went to Flashdancers a couple years back and that's been my only strip club experience in NYC. Happened upon this club walking down 7th ave and recognized it from tuscl. Went in - no bouncers…

This place is pretty stellar; your best bet when in this part of Bucks/Montgomery County. The Creekside has talented dancers without the annoying dollar parade. The girls know how to work a lap dance…

This place has a great corner bar vibe. No cover. Drink prices are very reasonable. Most dancers are pathetic but there were a few gems. My favorite was a gal named Kat who gave a…

Great as ever. The doors are on the rooms. The girls are always, always willing to please with just about the most mileage anywhere in NJ, except for our pals in Pemberton. But there's a…

This place is always a solid bet if you are looking for an intimate experience. I visited again last month and found everything just as I'd remembered it, girls in the 5-7 range with a…

Visited here for the first time after a few visits to Silk Milwaukee. Went on a Thursday, and the club was pretty dead... there were maybe 7 girls. 2 new girls starting that night were some…

After paying the cover, laps are only $10, and vip is $75. I've found this club to have the best prices in the area. I went in on a weekday afternoon, and the place was…

Talk about technology catching up with you. The club now has a new for the dances. While the number system remains, the VIP supervisor (for lack of a better description) no longer monitors the light…

This club sits on the corner towards one end of the block. The guy outside has a pretty good sales pitch to get you to go in. Once in there, it's a U-shaped…

Making an unexpected drive along the 60 Freeway in the San Gabriel Valley this day, I made an impromptu stop at the club right around 2:00 in the afternoon. Typical-sized crowd as I would have…

I went to "Ten's" recently, during a trip to Tucson. This place is very easy to find. It's on Speedway, halfway between Craycroft and Swan. There is a stoplite at Rosemont, and…

Went twice in the last month. The girls are all attractive, mostly 6-8, some are friendly some aren't but that is pretty much the same anywhere. All of the girls circulated most of…

I checked out this club after I was let down by Joy of Austin on the other side of I35. Note, when driving north on I35 it is easy to see the club if…

Ok first off I want to say I am a woman....I know that probably is going to effect how seriously you guys take my review, but believe me when I say I am NO prude!…

Things are looking pretty good at the traffic light these days. Quite a few girls working, most in the 6 to 8 range, "friendly" dances for a suburban club (ok, it is a bad area…

This place would get a 1 if not for one lone dancer. We got here about 9:00PM after going to Jaguar's (that place was a downer as well), there were about 6 other customers…

This is a bikini only club standard in NJ if alcohol is served. The girls for the most part are totally smoking hot. It is very large compared to most clubs. Center bar with the…

I stopped in on a weekday afternoon, and the place was pretty quiet. Probably about 8 customers. The layout is large and open with plenty of seating around the main stage, both at the rail,…

Almost skipped it this time through but thanks to the board returned to find it's still a good place for lookers -- my last visit had been disappointing, and the place gets loud and annoying…

Stopped in last week right after they opened. I was the only customer with 2 girls working, both watched the bar while the other one danced for me. First girl was cute…

Got a rare chance to get out on a Saturday afternoon and stopped in to check it out. No cover; domestic beers were $3. Different crowd than I have experienced on a weekday.…

Went to the Oasis on Tuesday afternoon, a couple of weeks ago. This remains the best club in Atlanta if you are willing to spend some cash. This is particularly true if you…

I went in on saturday night I think there were about 5 girls. nothing to write home about. The best was about a 5, most were overweight. I only stayed about 30 minutes. When I…

I went on a Sunday night, which I know can be hit or miss for a club here in the Baltimore area. With Sunday night football I figured that the crowd might be okay and…

On a whim, I decided to stop by the Deja Vu on a Friday night. It truly was a whim because I often do not visit clubs on a Friday night due to its over-crowdedness…

After a quick visit to the Deja Vu in the City of Industry on a Friday night, I decided to make an impromptu visit to Synn. I arrived at around 12:00 midnight to come across…

Made a visit here on the last day just before it shut down for the next few months due to court orders. Arrived at around 2:00 and the place wasn't overly busy at all. I…

I remember years ago in the 90s when this place use to have really hot girls and was high energy. I recently cam back after many years absent, and all I can say is a…

This place is always great if you just want to hang out and have a beer. Usually no cover, the girls are all friendly and laid back. If your looking for a club…

This club always pleases hpwever I want to alert TUSCL members that Cheeks was raided last Thursday and 7 girls were arrested-all Brazilian. 6 of them are being deported. Undercover cops(3) hung around all afternoon…

This club is still one of the better clubs in the area. Best price for dances at $25. The club is well lit and safe. The girls on the weekday night…

Club is kind of slow until 10:00pm then tha place picks up. The problem with the place is too little parking. The entrance is facing a street that has heavy traffic. Also the report…

I recently took a little road trip out of my hometown of Atlanta (air dance capital of America) and headed down to South Florida to check out some of the higher-rated TUSCL clubs, including Scarlett's. I…

I can't comment on the Donut Shop experience. But the guy who said this place is a mixed bag is basically right. It's always changing. They don't require the dancers to have set schedules, and…

I really like this club. Its clean, layed out well and the girls are always attractive and fun. Now all that said, drinks are a little high as is the cover. And…

I arrived at this club at 2:15PM, Friday, Novemer 16th, 2007. There was no cover charge assessed upon my entry. I went to the bar and ordered a $4 Red Bull. I…

I stopped off at my FAV club on the strip, The Classie Lady, which was open, but for beverages only. The dancers didn't arrive until 5:30PM. This was a change from my last…

After getting a room at the local motel, I drove over and arrived at The Hole at 7:45PM, Friday evening, November 16, 2007. I paid the standard $5 cover charge upon entering. I…

I arrived at the club at 9:40PM, Friday, November 16, 2007. It makes you wonder why this club is in Pulaski and The Watering Hole is in Cornersville, when they're only seperated by a…

Thinking I was a bit tired of the usual Daytona Beach strip clubs, I decided to check out Biggins. Easy to find, I paid the $5 cover and hoped for a good Friday night…

I went there on business in Spring of 2007. I planned on spending an afternoon there. It turned into 3 afternoons. The club is typical, but fairly spacious. I always had…

As a Chicago boy, I know what most visiting guys do not. Stay away! Unless you are there for a bachelor party---even then I recommend a stripper to your hotel---it's not worth it. The…

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon. They "skipped" the $3 cover 'cause several of the girls were late and they only had 5 girls present. They still outnumbered the customers at that point, so…

I just visited this club. Due to the new Ohio law, the girls now wear pasties to cover up their nipples. They have taken the position that this excludes them from being a…

Um yikes. This place is like something out of a horror movie. Very dirty. Almost no one there. The two girls that were there clearly grew up near the palo verde nuclear reactor. Save your…

Showed up here about 12:30am on a Thursday (the club stayed open until 4am). The parking lot was extremely well lit and gated, which provided a pretty safe feeling. The initial appearance of…

I arrived at the Gold Club at 10:30PM, Saturday evening, November 17, 2007. By the looks of the parking lot, it was going to be crowded. I was charged the normal $6 cover…

walked into this place... paid the cover... walked around the corner and realized this place was on the wrong side of the border... say 5 fat mexican women and all the customers spoke little english…

Arrived at 5:00 p.m. - No cover on this trip, but have sometimes had one. It's a small place, with the stage in the center. The lighting is dark and takes time for…

I arrived at Christie's at 11:15PM, Saturday evening, November 17, 2007. As I entered the lobby, I was charged the normal $6 cover charge and was required to purchase two drinks in the lobby.…

This was the first club I stopped at while being stuck over a weekend in Phoenix and was very happy to be able to breathe the air and not be able to see it -…

This club is 1st class all the way and one does pay for it... but compared to the facilities and it appears to be in line with the standard throughout the area... Dancers are quite…

Stopped by here on a Sunday evening about 530pm and was greeted with no cover charge and $1 drafts... plus $5 bottled water... this club was very interesting... the left side was only topless and…

After reading all the reviews of this place I figured that it would be wall to wall... and it was - I did how ever feel getting escorted to a table a bit much... would…

The best way to describe the dance area in the back of this bar is that the music is way too loud.... and the songs seemed to be edited to less than 4 minutes... dancers…

Just got back from a very enjoyable couple of hours at Crazy Horse. Got there about 9:45; there were about 20 guys there, but there were still seats free in the front row next…

This is a hot club. There were a lot of very good looking women here. It cost five bucks to get them naked. The girls are friendly. Some kind of just…

The club is small, parking is terrible, the dj stinks, the ceiling is way too low, the pole is scary, and the lighting is kinda goofy. With that out of the way, the club…

I've been in Wichita on an extended business trip for a while now (see other two reviews). This place was actually worth going into and I had a good time. It was Sat…

My first ever 10 rating for Scotland! This is based on 2 recent visits on consecutive Thursday & Friday evenings (also got in for £5 on the Friday with discount voucher handed out across the street).…

I would give a higher rating if not for the unnecessarily loud music. It seems to be a common complaint, so why don't they just lower it a few decibels? I've visited this…

Visited Columbia on a Saturday afternoon along with a buddy from Charlotte, and after a trip to Manifest Discs we stopped first at Heartbreakers (later winding up at Platinum Plus, see separate review) right at…

Have visited the club twice since my last post...First time I arrived about 6:30...was one of the three customers in the place..there was 5 girls working but yet only one came over to sit with…

Decided to try the weekend scene one more time - much busier than the weeknights, with a TON of hotties, but the vibe is much more hustle than the rest of the week. I did…

Stopped by here last Friday and they were filming something for Showtime. They could tell the customers that they would be on camera. Left immediately, will try back later. Saw some 7…

Finally made it back to DG after about a year away. On a Saturday night the place was packed with (non-paying) customers. Why the hell do you go to a strip club if you're not…

Unique to this club is a VIP Text Club. They advertise it on the radio and on some of their calendars and in-house posters. Join by texting the word VIP and sending to this number:…

Stopped in Saturday night, still no liquor, I love the lies the dancers tell that soon the liquor will be back, hahaha, but booze isn't the attraction here. The dancers still give some of…

Had my first (Friday night) and second visits (Saturday afternoon) to this place this weekend...you know what I was looking for. Still can't believe they even charged cover on Friday night. There were four girls…

I went to this place with my husband and it was great. It was $5 for me and $10 for him to get in, but we got $5 w/a coupon from Creative Loafing-a free…

This is a very good place to go for lunch, dinner, or meal at any time while they are open. The cover is four bucks. As many of the previous reviewers has suggested, the steak…

I went to Sugar Shack, as well as Chantilly Lace next door (also see my review on Chantilly Lace) this Friday night. The place is actually quite spacious but clearly run-down. There is a small…

After I walked out of Sugar Shack, I went into this place. Alomos the same layout, furniture, dance rooms and private rooms as the Sugar Shack (see my review of Sugar Shack). The same price…

Not much new to report, the club is a little shabbier than the last time, but until the owner starts to spend some money, that's going to be the case with every visit. Must be…

It was friday, and after a great dinner in downtown portland, I was on my way to Exotica. Can't remember the cover (I hit four different clubs that night,maybe $5 or $6). The place is…

Went afternoon mid week. There were probably more dancers than customers. The dancer quality was generally average with a couple of exceptions at both ends of the scale. Avoided making a snap decision and was…