Not a night to remember

I normally have a great time at Beemers, but this past weekend was probably my worse visit. Standard $5 cover and drinks (I normally have a bottled water) is $5. Chanel (?spelling?) was the bartender. Their web site and Facebook show pictures of her. Don't get me wrong, she is hot, but the pictures were 30 pounds ago (I'm not trying to be mean, but I was expecting the thin Chanel). As far as their dancers go - I recognized a number of the names that were listed on their website. That's the good news. The bad news is not one of the names were actually at the club. From talking to the dancers that were there Beemers cleaned house and have a whole new lineup. I got there shortly after they opened (7PM) and the stage dancers don't normally start until 8PM. I left after midnight and not ONE dancer was on stage the entire time (I use their stage time to check out the talent and see who would be a good VIP choice). There were 5 or 6 dancers there. Most were willing to just sit at the bar and smoke and use their phones. One of the dancers said they are going "non-smoking" soon -- something about getting a food license. One dancer approached and she seemed pretty good looking. I didn't catch her name (it was loud) but she was blonde, a little heavy and possibly latina. I think she just got braces on which made her face/mouth look weird. I passed. Another dancer stopped by - I'm sorry, I didn't get her name but she looked gothic (white skin, dark short hair, dark make up). I went to the VIP with her. She starts off with no touching allowed. Really? Then starts asking if I want to have fun (translation - will I tip good). As she is dancing she actually let out a pussy fart. First time ever for me in a strip club. She was embarrassed and kept telling me it wasn't an ass fart. She then tells me about her kid. Really? What a mood breaker. Anyway, in the end she liked to have her nipples sucked and bit a little and allowed multiple fingers in the V (I was going for fisting, but that wasn't allowed). Ended up with a tit-fuck. It was ok, but I preferred other ways to get my rocks off. Overall, it was ok, but I would have preferred some of the regulars. PM me if you have any questions.