Reviews

I was really looking forward to my visit to Pearls. I was thinking Follies. Nope, not at all. It is easy to find, but very hard to park. It is right on a…

Pulled up on a Monday night around 8 pm. No cover, but require a 2 drink minimum. The cheapest drink is $6 (water or beer). After getting my ID checked, walked in and saw the…

The Place - Although it’s on a busy main drag, I almost drove right past it because it looks any of the other storefronts in the area. Not the fanciest neighborhood in the world, but…

My wife and I went together a few weeks ago on a Monday night at 10pm looking for her first LD. We took a Uber from the Times Square Sapphire (which was dead) over…

I spent the night in Evansville on Saturday Oct. 29th and spent about 2hrs at the lucky lady lounge from 11pm to 1am. It was surprisingly a good time. Cover on…

This is probably the most popular strip club near the Toronto airport. There’s usually 15 or so dancers in the afternoon, and many many more at night. All different types, but leaning to younger and…

So, I visited what I think used to be Mustang’s. The Mustang’s sign is gone. There has been a remodel. The nastiest strip club bathroom that I have ever experienced is gone.…

I've been miami and vegas clubs and a couple random small town clubs. Watch out for when the waitress starts putting in orders for double-shots without asking you. No bottom shelf. Shots will be at…

Checked this place out in the afternoon. First, the place is huge. The interior is dated and some of the chairs need to be replaced. Don’t go to the club for the quality of the…

Visited on a Wednesday around 3pm and paid a $6cover. It was slow maybe five girls were working and about the same amount of customers. There were a few caucasion dancers who had a few…

Posting my monthly visit to PP. I used to go to Oasis Goodtime, but as this group knows OGE is closed. I try to go to PP (and Atlanta in general) once a…

Prior to the "the end of days" I visited here quite often due to location near where I live, some good talent, and good mileage on occasion. My first visit since the pandemic, and…

Visited on a Monday. Ample free parking in a fenced in lot is nice and the cover at the door as $10. They have specials throughout the week, so I'd say to check out there website…

stealing the club profile stuff from ONE123456 (cut and paste) No cover for a daytime visit and No ID scan. I entered around 12 and the parking lot was 1/3 full. I Got 2 drinks for…

Went to Flight Club on a Friday afternoon around 1:30. Came over after a trip to Silver Cricket where none of the girls caught my eye. When I first walked into the place, I wondered…

Against our better judgment we hit Deja Vu after a disappointing trip to another Lake City club Pandora’s. We should have cut our losses and called it a night. DVLC is a couple miles north…

Went there a few weeks back on a Wednesday afternoon/early evening about 6 or 7pm. The parking lot is well lit enough, had a few other cars in it when i arrived. Upon entery you…

This is a composite of 2 visits I believe the layout has been described before, but in short there is a long bar to your left as you enter. Long stage runs same direction as the bar,…

Decided to stop in on a Sunday afternoon to take a break from doing some errands. $5 cover fee and an ID scan. Upon entering I noticed three dancers, two sitting at the bar and…

We got into town early this week. So we decided to check out the weekend night crew. We left very disappointed. Arrived just before 6:00 to see Anya wrapping up with a regular. Other than…

This is my third year of visting Baby Dolls, and I always come in early November and I only went on Friday and Saturday nights so that eliminates certain review biases like reviewing a club…

I went back here for the first time since the pandemic. Not much has changed really, except everything felt just a little shittier. But there's still no cover, so whatever. There were about 7 or 8…

Overall, I had a great time. Went on a Friday night, and paid my $10 cover. Sat near the stage and tipped the long legged dancer a few ones before grabbing a seat. Not super…

Stopped in Scarlett’s before 8pm on a recent Friday and entered without any cover. Parking lot is better lit than almost any you will find. Club is very clean, with a large spacious modern bar.…

After a disappointing stop at Club Tease, I made the short drive to Desire, which is not normally on my club radar. This club, like Club Tease, could use a little help on the…

Wanting to hit a club or two last Tuesday, I checked out Club Tease’s Instagram pre-open dancer list and saw my favorite dancer listed. I usually get a text from her letting me know her…

Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Right by the airport. Parking on the side. Walk in, no cover, no nothing. Bar on the right, one main stage in the middle, one dancer up at a time. Lap…

This was my second visit to this club. It's small i side a strip mall really dark only one stage. I had a get in free coupon from there website still had to buy a…

I used to go to Synn (coi) all the time when I was single and haven’t really gone much in the past 5 years. I just went on a Thursday afternoon around 3pm. As…

Mississauga, ON. Friday night after midnight. Final stop of the night. The last review of this place is almost as far back as my account on tuscl back in 2017 so lets get a much…

Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Coporate office park area. Parking in the back lot was pretty full. Walk in, didn't see anybody at the front at all. Place was packed though hard to find a seat.…

Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Just came from Pure Gold. Commerical strip, plenty of parking. Walk in, guy in front, cover is $5. Walk in, black girl at front with a buck of ice with drinks…

This is a review comprising my last three visits to this club, all in the last two months, the first two on Sundays and the third on a Saturday. A quick rundown of the club.…

Mississauga, ON. Friday night. Commerical area, parking all around the club. Walk in, no cover, nobody at the front. Bathrooms right to the right. Layout similar to that of New Locomotion. Stage mirrored by elevated…

Mississuaga, ON. Friday night on a Toronto area strip club run. I'll call it a Greater Toronto Area run because how the fuck does anyone spell Mississuaga. Any way, commercial area, parking in front and…

The place opens up at 4PM daily. I've visited a few times, this visit seemed as normal as the others. I arrived at 4:30 on a Sunday. The club was already well populated with about…

Mississauga, ON. Friday night just came from Diamond. Parking lot was pretty full but got a spot. Commercial area. Walk in, no cover, no nothing just black bouncer greets me with a fist pump. Walk…

I visited this place on a Friday night for the first time since the Before Times, and I kind of liked what has changed. For one thing, there was a lot of talent on…

Was up in northern Florida so decided to stop by Bottoms Up in hopes that more than just a couple of dancers would be there. Tonight, it turned out that 3 dancers would be…

The Porthole Pub is a unique dive bar kind of place in northern Broward. Most dancers run in the 4-6 range at this place. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t find an occasional cute…

Went with the Fiance to check out our 1st strip club experience together. I have some experience with this club as I used to date a cocktail waitress/bar tender, and I've been a connoisseur…

Paradise City is off a long back country road at the boarder of VA and WV 30 minutes from RT 81 about 45 minutes from James Madison University. No Cell phones allowed, no smoking,…

HP is in a decent area of paterson and has a large parking lot which does tend to get quite full at busy times. I have always managed to find parking and never had…

I usually go here early on in the week, but a friend told me about a hot new dancer there named Angel, so I came in on a Friday. Great thing about this place is…

Arrived to a free deserted parking lot on the east side of the building. Even thou TUSCL states it opens at 11:30 it doesn't. It's noon with the Michigan Sunday liquor law.…

Tex Mex was my first gentleman's club to visit on my return to the valley. I parked on the side of the building short walk to the door. Paid the $5 cover charge the door…

I have visited this club a few times in the past few months, so I am combining those visits in this review. The door fee was $8.00 before 8:00 PM, and $12.00 after 8:00…

Arrived at about 1045 on Saturday night via Uber. Doorman gave quick pat down and collected $20 cover. Upon entering I found a standing spot along the wall just outside the dressing room.…

1st time to the Men's Club. The parking lot is large and well lit. Layout. As you walk in there was a $5 cover. The main bar to the right with about 10…

Stopped by Saturday around 9pm. Club is as described ad nauseam. Parking lot is enclosed in a fence -no valet. Not a ton of cars in the parking lot. Walked in and paid the…

Found myself in Detroit Friday and decided to stop by during day shift. To start, parking is in the back behind what looks like a mechanic shop. Pretty awkward because the guys working are looking…

After 4 days partying down the keys the wife crashed at 5 on Friday leaving me with an unexpected free evening. My choice was the 6:00 p.m. Poker Tourney at the casino or lap dances/no…

Hey for desert strum out there this is not a club review or scam or whatever. I'm a real person and you can DM me and read my other reviews. I've never in my 20…

Came with 2 friends of mine from NYC. $20 entry fee whichnis standard. Sat down right by the stage and ordered a round of drinks which was $40. Girls (mostly Cuban) were making the rounds as…

Was in Vegas right after Halloween, so it was pretty empty. Thought a more local spot might, "hi the spot". decided to find.... Got there around 6pm, bouncer was super chill & charged me the…

I was back in town, so this is not a shill or dupe of my review from the spring. This is an update as of early fall. Things have actually improved in some…

I visit on a Tuesday afternoon around 2:00 PM. I wait about 4 minutes for the Valet to show up, and after I pay the valet to park and enter the club. Since…

So, I have been out of the strip club game since COVID hit, but even before that, the quality of clubs and fun for your money was already declining in my area. Even during these…

Went to Imperials on a Saturday after midnight after getting wired on Vietnamese Coffee at the OC shops. Paid my $11 because homie gave me a military discount at the door. You can't drink upstairs…

Stopped by this place to see what it was all about I had a pretty okay time.When you walk in there are some chairs around the stage area the bar is on the right drinks…

I took a break from my usual haunts to go see a little eye candy. I’ve OD’d on Sugars and Pandoras so I headed to my go-to eye candy stop, the Playground Cabaret. It has…

Went there at around 11PM on a Saturday. The place itself is pretty large, but the club only really uses half of it. There's a large rectangle bar on the left side with 3 poles.…

I drove down to Mexico last weekend for a few days, wanted to check out the beach areas. Thinking about renting a house there for a month or two. Of course I had to make…

If you are a serious strip club patron you really need to visit this place at least once. It is a cross between the bordello like most of the clubs in Tijuana and a strip…

This was my 2nd visit (week apart to see how regular status changed things). Overall good, BUT arrived at 12:30 Noon with no dancers and 5 guys there. Didn’t think I’d walk into…

This is my first time visiting and the previous reviews really set the tone (thank you). The bar is on a corner in an industrial part of Paterson and parking really sucks. Street parking.…

This club is a little further away from me than the big 3 that are most reviewed on here. I’ve heard mostly good thing about it and decided to give it a whirl. Visited…

Veterans Day went in about 2:00 pm No Cover or Parking 1 drink minimum. 5$ dances. warning: don’t do commando here as the bouncer is a homo thug. Layout is 2 floors .…

Yesterday was my first time going to a strip club, and I chose Rick’ NY during the afternoon. The thought was that I could get a reasonably priced meal ($15 for 3 courses) and sneak…

I had not visited this club since before COVID. I got there before 7 so the admission was $12. If you wanted a soda cup, it was $3 extra. I don't remember paying extra for…

First review so take it easy on me! This was the first strip club i had ever been to. Went for my bachelor party and had a blast. Got dances from 4 girls, 3 dances.…

This is my favorite club in Las Vegas but I don’t get in on the weekend very often. Thought I’d write up what my Saturday visit was like since Saturdays are rare occurrence for me.…

Went here around 10pm ish. Club is certainly tucked away. Plenty of parking. Arrived to meet security/bouncer outside who checked my ID(not scanned!) and patted me down. He proceeded to ask for a tip. I…

Follow Review: I found myself back in Lexington early afternoon on veterans day. I had spent time at the tilted kilt based on a bogus review since the talent was only so so and the…

Seriously underwhelming. The only plus is that I previously visited two strip clubs in Portland and at those two (Lucky Devil, Jacks), not one girl approached in 20 min, leaving me confused as to whether…

Ring bell at top of exterior ramp. Buzzer in by doorguy. Pat-down, followed by paying cover to another guy, either at front window or bar, depending on where he happens to be seated at the…

So this was a pre birthday trip to one of my favorite places . I enjoy coming here because it’s very relaxed , you’re not pressed to get dances , it’s 95% black women ,…

This is less of a review and more of a warning. Got there around 6:00 on a Wednesday. Was met at a booth by a girl and an older guy who both shouted at me…

I returned to the cricket for a weekday afternoon visit, hoping to find the dancer that I had met a few weeks ago, luckily she was working this afternoon! I will start with the club…

First time there and was a tad nervous not knowing exactly what to expect. Hit the buzzer on the door and looked up at the camera and went inside. No one else was there from…

I was on a business trip in Toronto and decided to stop by. I knew this club offered extras and wanted to indulge. I walk in and get a beer and then sit for a…

I made my first visit to Club Alex's after leaving the nearby Boardroom Cabaret. I think I really ought to have done things in the opposite order. The parking lot was spacious but dark, and the…

Stopped in at LA while driving thru Akron. The bar is on a street that isn’t very busy near Akron U. The parking lot is on the side of the building and so…

So I went here on a whim on Saturday. Entry was $20 and the atmosphere was nice and they had decorated for halloween. If you come to clubs purely for the dances then I think…

Had not been here in several years, but had a good experience and will return. Pay attention to the directions at the end of this post if you have not been here before. I visited early afternoon…

After a disappointing trip to Buck's Platinum, I wandered over to The Trophy Club, which is the new name for Buck's Rack City. I miss the days when it was Scarlett's, but whatever. I pulled in…

Hi all, My first review, please be gentle. : ) Thanks to Mr, Johnson for pointing me this way. Because I work in the downtown area, I tend to frequent the clubs here. Been…

This was my first visit to the Boardroom, and I arrived around 10:00 on a Thursday. Thanks to the previous reviews, I knew to look for a place called Frank's and go around the…

I have been a few times, and Sylvia’s is a great stop for a very personal experience. For me the flat fee of $140 for 30 minutes of time fully nude is great. I of…

This review is for a visit in late October. First off, I love this place and I can't even explain why exactly. It's weird and quirky and laid back and friendly. I guess a welcome…

I’ve been to this place 4 times now, and every single time, there’s only been one attractive woman: Suzy. She’s about a 40-45 y.o. Brazilian with a decent cutesy face (for a milf) with…

Much like other reviews have said Fantasies hasn't changed much. It's still a bar to have a few drinks after work with a good view of what's on stage and any games going on the…

I was hanging out at a bar in Long Beach area, and on my way back home I decided to swing by Sahara Theater since the online roll-call seemed quite decent. Upon my arrival in…

Work brought me up this way this week and, being bored, I figured I would try NH's only club. Wasn't expecting much from reviews and wasn't disappointed. It was exactly fine for being the only…

The club has been described often. Bar on the left as you enter, stage is in the shape of a plane, booths around the outside, mandatory valet ($7.00) and the private dance area is…

I decided to give a couple Toledo area clubs a shot this week, and Platinum was my first stop. The club is situated in a strip mall in a fairly decent area. As has been…

I went back to check this place out and had a great time. Valet was $8. Entry was $25. About 40 girls working that night. Place is in a sketchy neighborhood but with valet and…

Same day day and evening visit of Hi Liter. This review will just encompass the daytime. This was my first PHX visit so I got advice on the numerous Liao clubs and by far the…

So got in around 5:30ish. Light pat down by the door guy and $10 to the blonde. Told me to enter the door behind me and go right until I hit the wall and then…

I returned to club blaze for the first time in months. Easy entry today the feel up weirdo wasn’t at the front door. No cover as I arrived around 4pm. Initially came in and sat…