Reviews

This is not your typical baltimore neighborhood shake joint. This is one level below the upscale establishments in terms of the club but the dancers on the other hand are mostly hood rats with…

My favorite club in NJ so far. the girls are mostly foreign, the are not all that good looking, some a little long in the tooth but all of them give the best lap…

The decor at Cheeks has become better than ever. They have converted the once 60+ seated lapdance room into a more private dance area. They have wood paneling up to make each individual lapdance area…

Stopped in here on my way home from the office one day. There were about 15 dancers in the club and there were less than 15 customers - so a pretty good ratio.…

Stopped in to Joy for a quick beer a few weeks ago and immediately noticed that there was a lot more going on than the last time I'd been there. If I'm remembering correctly, I…

Dropped in for lunch on my way back to work. 205 always has great food and I was not disappointed with a grilled Teriaki chicken sandwich. There were 4 girls doing 2 song…

Strange no one has posted a comment about Cheetah's expansion project they have going on. Understand there expanding south across the alley, and revamping the whole club in general. Also I've been told…

Went to Rick on a recent Tuesday night. Was impressed with the selection and range of women. There was something for everyone from Asian to Latina to American. Lap dances varied from no touching to…

Great club, went to this club on a Saturday, could not find the club until I saw a paper sign that said "CLUB PARADISE" it was right beside a church, which I thought was a…

Well they definitely fixed the air conditioning. It was a bit chilly for a few minutes so I put my jacket back on. I guess it's either on or off. It was…

The quality of women here is steadily declining. On my last visit I found several dancers who were at least 20 lb overweight on the stage. Not good in a BYOB place. Many of the…

The club is big, nice, and crowded. Most of the dancers were extremely hot. The staff is nice, and the private dance I got was very fun (but not too crazy). The…

I always like going to the Tiger Tail Lounge. The club isn't too dark. I like the set up of the club so you can see all of the dancers at once.…

My recent visit was on a Friday nite, the typical day that I have visited over the years. Players Club (I still think of it as the Wagon Wheel) remains a reliable experience. There were…

Made another trip here a week ago Friday Afternoon and I must say during the day (before 4pm) is when you want to go to the Playhouse. My visit had a great line-up of the…

I used to go this club more often. About 1 year ago they raised prices to $20 per dance in th VIP and that kind of changed the vibe. I hear they are doing 1st…

I went here late night with a friend. The ladies here are a lot nicer than most other places, especially sapphire. the ladies here will sit and talk to you, even after you get a…

This was my 3rd trip to XTC in the past six months. I paid the $20 to get in and another $20 for VIP rights. The inside of the club hasn't changed much and is…

Was in LV for business last Thursday and since it's been over 6 mos since my last visit to OG, I had to get an update. Not much has changed, including having to bring your…

Desire, IMHO, is the best run strip club anywhere. Customers receive first class treatment from everyone here, the floor help, the cute bartenders, and the hot dancers. I'm in once a week or so. I…

This is the best club I have been to in the dash. The best looking girls by far, and of course there were a few 3's too. As you walk in there is the standard…

Some of the girls were extremely hot while others were so-so. The girls were very responsive as we started handing out tips (as no one else was tipping at all). Essentially for about…

Went to Mons late afternoon last Sat. First impressions were that I'd made a mistake. Only about 6-7 dancers in the place with a similar number of customers. Not enough there to keep two on…

Decided to check out the afternoon shift. In the past it can be hit or miss. At 4 pm there was no stage dancing go on. About 15 dancers but no real…

I am going to give a neutral rating for this visit as I visited during an unpopular time of the day. I was in the neighborhood dropping a friend to sort things with his GF. Since…

It's been a while since I last dropped by this club. As usual, I found a "Free" coupon in the local paper. Only had to pay $10 for a soda. Boy, not many customers here…

My first visit here was horrendous - the club was so bad that I powered down my beer and left almost immediately. Because of this, I have no idea what possessed me to go there…

Overall a very average club in basically every way. The dancers are not rude, but brusque (though most are reasonably hot). The dances are not timid, but not great (at $20 a pop with no…

This is a tiny run down bar that offers bikini dancers. The dancers are below average for the most part, and there are not many of them. I came on a night when it appeared to…

I haven't been to a club since my last review early last year. It seems that if I want the companionship of a sexy young lady there are more cost effective and satisfying avenues, if…

Well, this place is not for everyone. If you want a really classy joint with beautiful classy girls, do not go to this place. Not that the girls were not nice, but they all have…

The spearmint is one of those chain type placed, the kind of place I usually avoid. Several coworkers and I were searching for some adult entertainment in the South Bay area after work and started…

Entered TOTT on my last trip to Vegas. The decor and prices haven't changed since my last review. The place is still seedy, but the girls are still the ones I like; hot, young, and…

This place isn't as fun as the ratings suggest. The inside of the club seems new and is huge, its located in a converted piece of an empty warehouse. I found that the girls are…

It had been a number of years since I last visited BSC. Not much has changed. They still have the best looking strip club women in the Valley of the Sun. At one time mileage…

In Tampa on business I visited YS several times in the evenings. I didn't watch much of the floor show because I went off with a dancer within a few minutes of snetering the place…

Lots of good looking women here. Multiple dancers on stage. All very fit, but quite a few are way past 25. Good prices for the laps, $20 each or 3/50 available but no private areas…

Tried some LD's with several girls. They were mostly about 7-8's. Quite a hustle. Two blonds offered a duo for 50 but after 1 dance I quit because it was all upselling and they clearly…

The club itself is nice. It's new, it's clean, there is a bar and a bunch of tables, an upstairs balcony, and it looks good. It's in a strange new strip mall that…

I paid the MV my first visit on a Sunday night while on a business trip in Orlando. I had read many of these reviews, and don't get to Florida often, so I figured…

Stopped by on a whim after a disappointing visit to Pandora's Box. A banner inside Paper Moon mentioned new management. Apparently they decided that one didn't need a metal detector in Bradenton. Dance prices were…

Stopped in for the first time since November. A couple of my favorites there had moved on, so I didn't see the need. What a difference a couple months made. Dancers were still fairly decent.…

Ive been many times. The girls are a bit pushy for you to go in the back with them. depending on the girl and the number of custumers you might get a little extra in…

I went to this place last night. I got there around 8:45 and stayed for about 4 hours. LAYOUT/ATMOSPHERE - The place is small. When you first walk in, there is a desk to…

This is a very upscale club, both inside and out, a true gentlemen's club type operation. It is located in a commercial area, safe, well lit, with ample off street parking. The buildaing appears…

Above average club. The girls were modest to good in both appearance and performance; definitely a place for those who like the attractive girl-next-door type. Everything from dances to drinks was reasonably priced. Although open…

I used to dance here and it would be unfair to write a nonbiased review of this club. As far as reviewing it for other dancers to work at, this club is a small…

This place is hit or miss. There's always lots of girls per guy, but i think that's a result of our current economic situation. The club is well kept and clean. It's big…

Since my last visit a few months ago they have removed the tables and chairs where the lurkers sat. Now you have to sit up at the runway to see the girls, which encourages…

a little added value at this club. It has started offering a free taco bar during daytime. Otherwise, things remain about the same. Number of dancers during the day varies, at night there's usually…

Went here again on a recent trip across NC. I still like this club and think it is a great value, but it is not the finest or most beautiful place. Located…

This is a composite review of recent Saturday & Monday nights. Judging from last 4 reviews, we barely missed having a mini- Tuscl convention by a day or so. Both nights were in accordance with…

Went to the Starr on Sat and had a great time. I got a lap dance from Mercury. Brown hair, dark eyes to kill for. Very good with some good contact. Also got a dance…

I came here with two of my friends last saturday and the place was pretty busy. there was an 18$ cover which gave you 2 free drinks and a coupon for $10 off next visit.…

Walked in here by accident, didn't know it was a 100% black club. I must have looked funny being the only asian guy there, but everyone was cool nobody really cared, they were…

If you are a baller, come here, since it's the nicest club if you happen to be in st. louis. Area is rough so take a cab. This is the most high…

Basically, if you are not black but like black girls, this is the place to be. You will feel more comfortable here than you would at Pink Slip because you will not be…

Camelot is the best DC has to offer. The dancers are the most beautiful in DC and maybe on the East Coast. The club is great for watching nude dancing, just be aware…

I went very late last night. The crowd was the biggest I've seen in this club's new location. I was amazed by the amount of females clients, some with guy friends, other in groups. There…

appearance wise, this club is a hole in the wall and it is ultra tiny/narrow. the girls are cute and can all dance. u can tell the staff went out their way to pick girls…

Stopped in to this old Seattle haunt for the first time in quite awhile and God what a change! Club had a funereal feeling from the moment I first stepped thru the door and forked over…

I visited the club on a Friday afternoon. There were very few girls in the club and the business was slow. I was approached by the best looking of the lot, about a…

I`ve been to Richard`s many times over the past couple of years and it use to be a very good club. But here lately the more I go, the worse it gets! On my last…

I visited the Paradise Saloon on Thursday, January 22 from 19:00 to 21:30. The club is not as good as it was five years ago. It has essentially become a topless club. Some of the…

I do not know why I keep trying to find something good at the Flashdance. I suppose it is because I have had some previous good times here. However, I have not found…

Decided to leave work and go straight to the club the other Friday. I usually go later but I didn't feel like going home and then coming back so I arrived around 6:30. The cover…

This was my first trip to Mario's. As soon as you enter the stage is to your left, and bar on the right. The couches/tables were fairly far set back, enough so where it…

Thursday afternoon, Jan. 22, 2009. Place comfortably full with a lot of business suits. Must be the last hurrah for auto execs. A club full of lazy, fat, old and untalented dancers…

PT's is a great club, very relaxed and beatiful girls. There private dances are awesome. Very private and worth every bit. Try a beatiful Brazilian who works there, AMAZING!!!!! I have been there several times…

Wife and I went to Joy on a Sunday night. Sunday night is couples night and couples get in free. However, we still had to pay the state titty tax at $5 each.…

I entered, found a table and then was warmly greeted by the best they have to offer, Bambi. I always have a good time with her. There were 5 or 6 other girls…

Disappointing visit. I've had many good visits, but this wasn't one of them. It wasn't that busy, but the girls we really lethargic. I understand that the econmy is bad, but the attitude in the…

boy, have times changed. I recently went to Dallas and looked forward to my trip to BDD(week of 1/15). It has been quite a while since my last visit to the club - about 5…

Another visit to one of the most wonderful kaleidoscopes known to mankind: This composite review is the sum of my experiences there ranging from an early week 1pmish visit that had ONE(!!!) dancer present to…

Had a day to kill so ventured in here, very low-key approach from several dancers who were basically lounging around, nobody on stage until I approached it. Girls in general were friendly and I hung…

Went here last Friday had a great time Juliam she has been here for a while. I got 3 for 50 and had a great time,she was pretty open to anything and wanted me to…

I went to Daydreams last Saturday around 10PM. This was my second visit, after visiting once before in May 2007. Last time I went, it was on Monday evening and my friends and…

visited on wed night. They claimed that 62 dancers were on duty that night. Mostly from Canada. Seems like the aggressive Eastern European honeys have migrated south for the winter. That's not a bad thing,…

Visited Thursday evening around 8PM. The place didn't seem so clean. Couldn't tell because of the darkness. The beer was good though. There was about 7-8 girls. Some looked good and had good propotion. Others wasn't my type. There was a…

Arrived at the MB about 11pm. I had a late business dinner and I wanted to stop by for some late night fun. I actually was going to stop by The Crazyhorse, but…

This was the third time I've been to the Admiral. The girls have always been nothing short of stunning for the most part, there are a few 7's but they are not the majority like…

Cute place. They're friendly. A few cuties stopped by to chat, then I had several dances from a sweet young thing with a nice attitude. Nothing on the extras front but it…

Was here on a sat afternoon, about 5 girls working about half were ok.. worth a return trip closer to 7pm shift change. Drink costs are cheap 20.00 private dance is still cheap. club is…

went to this club on a saturday back in november. Girls were decent 6-8's or so but what really makes this place is the lap dances. Dances are $10 and lots of mutual…

Was at the Mons a few days ago, for the second time ever. Started off with dances from Diana (Polish girl) opposite the mirrors... she really knows how to turn a man on! Had several…

Fairly dingy looking place, far less upkeep than the joints I've been to elsewhere in the country--but seemed par for the course in San Francisco. The stage was a bit awkward, with two rows…

This was an ok club but nowhere close to what it used to be. They had ladies dancing on a Friday night that should not be dancing at a club this nice. They did have…

Went to the club on January 13th to help a friend...Shadowcat celebrate his birthday. Had a good time, even met 2 other guys who post here that drove in to celebrate also. I had a…

We went to Kappa on a Saturday night in December 08, we go about five times a year. The club is very couple friendly. This club is very clean and comfortable.…

This was one of my favorites clubs in Houston. Now it is just okay. The club is now latex only, no longer topless. I was told that there were no clubs in…

Chrities is a pretty classy operation. There was a $5.00 cover to enter in the afternoon. The girls were plenty and easy on the eyes. They were what you would expect…

It's been a couple of years since I last visited this club. However, I really liked it back then. Unfortunately, it seems like the club has had some big changes. First, the…

Dancers were pretty friendly for only $10 a dance. They were done in a side room that was pretty open and visible to the main room. Dancers were pretty free with touching except near the…

I've been going to this club for years and have never been disappointed with the quality of the girls. Many beautiful women, some nights there seem to be a lot of Russian girls, but overall…

I went on Saturday night hour before UFC fight. They have couple beautieful girls in club. They were do or well get anything for extra cash. They well take me to VIP room for some…

I'll admit this was a little unorthodox, but when I arrived I was hungry after skipping dinner so I ordered scrambled eggs and toast off the menu. It was fine but nothing great, but then…

All I wanted was a dance. So I went for the two song private dance. The first song was great with full contact. The second song she wouldn't shut up about trying to sale time…

I've been here a few times, usually on Thursday evenings. It's pretty divey, usually only 2-3 girls working at a time. The girls range from about A 3 to maybe 5? Never a hot girl,…

Visited Arnie's on a cold winter afternoon around dinnertime. No cover requested or paid, despite the "$10 cover" sign. The place is OK inside -- not the worst I've seen by a long shot. A…

The place was hard to find because the sign was not lit up for whatever reason. All previous reviews are accurate for the club. $10 cover and $8 bottled water seemed expensive but…