TEASERS, --A VERY APROPOS NAME

Saturday 2 am to 3:30 am 9 / 28 / 2019

Call me "TFK300." Think T*t F**k LDK, plus my max 1 shot Lady $ Limit. Yeah, I'm a big fan of big tits. So if that's your thing, keep an eye out for my handle 'cause I'm your guy. If not, I still hope you find the intel worth while with a couple of laughs along the way. But there will be all kinds of holes to specific intel in my bumbling misadventures in this review of the Key West SC scene.

Here are the 3 clubs that dominated the USCL's past reviews for Key West. Bare Assets was the leading consensus pick of the reviews for 1st place. Red Garter and Teasers were a near toss up for 2nd and 3rd place, respectively.