Reviews

Pretty low end, smokey bar and most of the girls I wanted no part of. Most girls way past their prime and could never work at most clubs. Definitely not a high end…

I went to Goldfingers, Sunrise at about 6:30 PM on a Wednesday evening. This establishment is a bit tame for my taste because it is only topless. However, I did manage to have…

I was visiting New York and stopped by on a Monday afternoon, a few minutes after the 4:00 opening. I was there for about 45 minutes and only 3 dancers were on shift, with…

I went to Envy on a recent Wed night at about 8 PM. There were about 6 girls, and 6 customers, and no obvious upward trend over the next hour. I had a couple of…

Happened to be in the area and have not been to Rick's for a very long time. Stopped by just before noon. Maybe 5 dancers available. All of them of respectable appearance…

I travel to Tampa occasionally, and usually go to Mons. This place is a bit expensive, but the girl quality is top notch and the lap dances have lots of contact. On a recent Wed…

Went here one time and will never go back. I requested 1 lap dance as that was all the $$ I had the girl tried to get me for more I said no she…

Still one of my favorites in the NY area. Made a visit at night. It's more crowded at night with more girls. Also, the girls make use of more than one stage, rotating from the…

Headed to platinum on a tuesday afternoon, a few dances, mostly 5-8s, had a good time with a cute dancer, not many people there, but some of the dancers were pretty friendly, probably head out…

Heard there was a shooting a while back, haven't been back since. Never really liked this one, maybe I used to get there too early. And if you're new and they don't recognize you, don't…

Not the best crop of dancers in NYC, but a few good ones. Not too much pressure to tip or get dances, which is good. Always a cover I believe except for happy hour times.…

I only make it Houston about once a year on business, but Treasures is my absolute favorite. Like others have said, stay out of the VIP. But that's because the friction out in…

My first time back at this club for some time. I heard that they sold the place and fired most of the old dancers. I must say that it looks like as far…

my first strip club to date i think it was decent. the girls have bad teeth all of them and some of them were hot while other were not.the bartender was ok. the lap dance…

I had been to TNT on a few week days since it is not too far from work, but I decided to take my first weekend day visit there last week. I started off…

Spent a few days in Chicago, and decided to hit a few clubs. Ended the night at Club O. Interesting place. Aside from confusion on who had what table and what areas were private or…

This one is exactly as reviewed. Felt a bit nervous going in. Guys in the parking lot "requested" a tip to watch car... Frisked at door and on inside. Crowded loud and very different than…

Stopped in early evening. Hung out for about an hour. Dancers were good looking but most were not really my preferred type. Mostly young spinners, I prefer mid 20's and a bit more full bodied.…

I must have been there the same day as the previous guy. He's right about the number of chicks. I'd never seen them bring all the chicks to the stage at once and…

Hardcore hustle. I was prepared for the agressiveness but it was still interesting to see it from each chick. They would all come around and immediately grab your hand and literally try to…

Stumbled across this club in West VA. Went in to check it out. It was dead. There were two dancers available. Both of them were pretty. It was a strange…

Last Friday, my good buddy's bachelor party ended prematurely when he got handed too many drinks too quickly. After putting him to bed, I was still looking for some nude action, so I stopped…

Off the subject... (but neccesary)! I am going to give some of you lames or new guys "game" on how to get high "mileage" at a strip club. The reason for my releasing of this valuable information…

I went in opening weekend around 11pm. There was no cover and the bar was fairly empty. The stage and bar are huge. The stage is raised, so you get a good…

this club is full of nothing but liars and cheats. the cocktail waitress never brought me change ...the front door man treated me like i wasnt worthy of being there... and the only pretty dancer…

Stopped by for the first time in months on Sunday. They are advertising $10 dances all day and night. It didn't take me more than one minute to remember why I don't visit…

I swung into Palazio on the way home tonight and paid a $10 cover charge to get in after parking in the free parking on the right (there's valet parking available). I bought a soda…

This was my first visit to Reflexxions but won't be my last. I visited at 11 pm on a Friday night. A lot of customers and many dancers giving table dances throughout the club. Was…

I found myself alone in Richmond after spending the week for business. After a few drinks at the hotel's manager reception I asked the bar tender for a good club for a little fun.…

Yo I dropped by this joint Monday from way down town had some business to do. This joint is poppin on Mondayz in Detroit for some nice dranks and some bangin bootays. Gotta watch these…

I had a good time. The girls were friendly. People who complain about the girls normally are not spending any money. I had a good time. I am not big club visitor any longer. If…

Never been here on a Saturday night before. Have to say that the stars were not in. Where as most clubs Saturday is their A- team, at Cheeks it is their C-team.…

We've been to this club several times for couple's night on Saturday. It is always a great time.. You feel like you are in a live porno movie :) The dancers need a…

I was in Dallas for business and stayed near this club and decided to check it out after coming back to my hotel pretty late. It was after midnight. The outside of the…

stopped in on a tuesday about 7. place fairly nice on the inside but stage could be a little better lighting. maybe 10 girls no 8 0r 9's but mostly 6 or 7's.…

the creekside has changed a bit since they got the liquer license. I went two Fridays ago and was amazed at how crowded the place was. the happy hour specials are great -…

The Furnace is a very nice club as far as apperance. The quality of the club is great. I think the owner did a good job. The food is great. For the most part the…

Stopped here on an early afternoon. I didn’t plan to come here, but was in the area and needed a beer to cool off. My past visits here have been at night and…

Thought I would stop by on my way home. As I suspected, this place has not changed since my last visit. In fact, it’s gotten worse. The usual “nickel and dime” culture is…

This place deserves every bit of the hype you hear about and read about in the reviews on TUSCL. The consistency of beautiful women, their wonderful attitudes, and the hot, hands-on nude dances in…

This is a wonderful club to relax in, have a drink and watch some wonderful stage dances by some very nice young women. This place is a lot like a sports bar with several…

This has to be the saddest strip club I have ever walked into. One Saturday late afternoon / early evening I was heading south on I5 and there was a massive traffic jam.…

First time in three years back at this club. Not much has changed. It is closer and I seem to get more mileage here than in Montreal. A decent stream of dancers…

Stopped by this afternoon for a Bud & hamburger. The dancers are really hot! Tori and Sara...oh my! The bartender Angela is mind blowing. Does she ever dance too? She told…

First visit tho this club in my hometown. I had heard that they had begun to add some new girls with an emhasis on very pretty young Mexican / Latino chicks. When I…

33 people arrested is a lie only 3 people was lockedup and had nothing to do with Club Volcano, this is one of the best Clubs in Birmingham if you ask me. I been in…

I stopped here on the way from Gettysburg to Chambersburg. It was further from Gettysburg than I realized -- almost to the top of South Mountain. Even though it was about 8 pm…

Arrived around 2:30 Wednesday afternoon. The club had maybe 15-20 customers and 12-15 dancers. Not alot of dancing going on. I talked with a dancer who had been working there about a…

Babes was much nicer on the inside than it looked on the outside. I thought Danny's was considered the upscale adult club in jxn but no babes is actually way nicer. The dancers i came…

CR in Bristol is a well-run but unexceptional club. There are some average (*yawn*) dancers but always one or two very good looking, very personable gals in the place as well. Check out…

I had not set foot in a strip or Gentleman's club in several years but I was curious to see what the status quo was. I went to Spearmint Rhino on father's day Sunday just…

Went to Bobby's yesterday and it was a decent crowd. The usual asian woman was there. Seems like she has been just about everywhere I've gone to. There was a somewhat small wht woman with…

Another great visit. It seemed like a lot of beautiful dancers have decided that the dayshift is the way to go. I got great dances from Nikki, Sunshine, Peaches, and Kendra but there were several…

Been a while since I have been to Washington Park or Dollies. I am a fan of Wiseguys, but fun funds were low, and the opportunies at Dollies are always high. Even though…

WARNING! Avoid this club! Went to the club with a few friends recently. The place looks good and there were several pretty hot women. So why the bad review? In short, it's like a prison camp…

Tends to have the same girls every weekend. Some new ones along with the regulars.Lap dances are not closely watched. Lots of touching . Can get very hot with the right girl. I have never…

I went to the Rhino at 9PM on a Wednesday. I printed out a coupon from their website so I didn't have to pay a cover. It is a fancy club but it…

Hit the O to see if it was still good. It really was not a good time. There was a lot fewer girls and the place just had a dead vibe to it.…

Great strip club with super hot women. I had 7 lap dances, 6 of them with heavy grinding, the drinks were okay and there was no cover charge. Unfortunately, for those of you…

Tried on a Sat. afternoon, just to see what the scene was like. Beers were cheaper, a good thing. Upstairs was closed, a bad thing. Had separate dances from some identical twins. Apparently they also…

Great little club out in the boonies. Took us over an hour to get there, but worth it. Quite a few little college girls from DeKalb here (NIU), and good God were they fine as…

Nikki is a true spinner. Cute face and a gorgeous body. her dances were nice but nothing special for CB. she does provide extras but they are expensive so I did not partake. We are…

The place is quite slow on a weekday night but Mariah saved the night. She has an absolutely gorgeous face.. a 10. Her dances were OK but I did not care. I had to get…

TNT is not really that much wild to me. I have been here twice and really felt the cover price was too high (20$ cover usually).The ambience of this place is really nice .This…

Stopped by on a recent teusday afternoon. Haven't been here in about a year. Everything was pretty much the same as before. There were about 8 dancers ranging from 5 to 7 . The dollar…

Visited on a recent evening. The cover was 5 dollars. I have always loved the seating of this place as it is very comfortable compared to other clubs in phoenix. The seating…

Walked in the club was kinda small compared to the size of the building. as it was early afternoon the girls were more then friendly. drinks were reasonable a mt dew was $3.00. watched…

When its good its real good! However, some nights are just plain scary. Still, one of the best places to relax and have a whole lot of fun, if the right girls are…

I was there on Wednesday and it was honestly the first time I had been there was I did not have a good time. It was dead--totally dead. Althought it was fairly early…

On a suffocatingly hot and humid Monday afternoon, I visited the Pleasure Palace. I know that clubs can be hit-or-miss, depending on your luck, and unfortunately my visit was a definite miss. Being unfamiliar with the…

This place is now PT's, part of the VCG conglomerate. Lot sof negtive changes There are rumors they would start charging for parking. They now charge a one time $5 fee to get into…

Stopped last week on Tuesday, I arrived at opening & left about 9:30. There were 5-6 dancers at opening and at least 25 by the time I left. I didn’t see a single…

silly place. i love steak, i love beautiful women, together makes no sense. we went a group of four guys from ny who were on a golf vacation on a friday night. we heard such…

While Savannah on business, I stopped by Uncle Harry's after a long hiatus. The club has been remodeled since my last visit. $5 cover at the door and the parking lot is full of potholes.…

Went here last Saturday around 2PM. 10+ dancers on shift, place is pretty laid back, no high preassure pitches, dollar parade is bearable. Bartenders are nice to look at and friendly. Mix…

Clean club with lots of room inside. Girls range from 5-9. Mix of races but mostly latinas. Most are friendly and will chat you up if you start a conversation. Very…

This is rather longish, but I’m not forcing you to read it… I really had a nice time at 2001. Thinking back, I realize it only takes one girl to make your night something special. The…

I was in the area and I decided to check out the Catwalk. This appears to be the premier club in Columbus since the Platinum closed. There was a $5 cover charge. The drinks were…

Two trips described here. I have not gone for a while and almost did not recognize any of the dances. Tuesday afternoon at 12 Noon. About 6 dances, most young, I would give them between a…

The old standby never fails. Had a great time on Thursday night. No amateurs got up on stage, but I bought dances for three different female customers, with two getting topless during their…

Excellent handjob from naked girl. Can't wait to return. A petite blond did her little dance routine thing and asked what kind of dance I wanted. We came to an agreement on $150- a…

Yes this is a hole in the wall club, but I love it. The girls are attractive, the bartenders friendly, and the drinks are well mixed but cheap! Having spent a few hours…

Playhouse was real slow Monday afternoon, only about 5 to 10 customers during half hour I made a quick pit stop. Thankfully Erica was one of the girls working, she came right up and escorted…

This is a greqat club No alcohol so that was one bad thingbut many beautiful ladies I had a hard time deciding which one I liked best. ANd they were all very friendly!…

finally found time to relate two other visits to lady j's recently that came after the previously described visit. again, open safe entrance at back to small room with tv and chairs and atm propitiously…

Archibalds is the club I always go back to when in Washington, DC. It’s classy, has hot dancers, is friendly, and is not as dark and stuffy as Camelots. The setup is a…

I've reviewed this club before, and I've always liked it. I've been away for a while, but I visited last Thursday afternoon. It seems like the action in the public rooms is getting…

The review actually applies to Friday, Saturday, and Monday evening of the weekend of the 13th. I usually went early in the evening when few patrons were there and stayed until 11 or so.…

Back to StL for a ball game a couple weekends ago and had to stop by the Hollywood for a little fun. It's much more consistent in your return on investment than the casinos. Same…

Visited last friday afternoon and had a great time. The stage interaction is among the best in the country for only a dollar. You can get a real good idea of how good the lap…

I was killing some time in Portland on a Sunday afternoon, and after reviewing the reviews here I originally settled on cabaret but for some reason walked into Spyce instead. Granted, it was four in…

Stopped by on the first Tuesday of the month, which is when the club is having Super Tuesday ($5 dollar lap dances). It was around 8pm and the place was already getting packed. They had…

Visited on a Friday and Saturday evening while travelling to Oregon from Washington. $15 cover included 2 free drinks. VIP dances in a separate room were quoted at 4/$110. Girls were very…

Good club for the money----$5 entrance fee. Must go through a metal detector to get in. Girls vary as far as type and looks, but mostly on the younger side. Fri-sat are very busy nights…

I love this place. Lot's of character. Not sleazy at all with lots of sexy girls with actual personalities. Great food and reasonably priced drinks. The outsite patio area is a…

Back to The Crazyhorse again, this time on a Sunday night. I usually go during the week when my favorite girl is working, but I was in the neighborhood and my interest was just…

Once again the Lampliter proved to be a great place to visit. Morgan was there as were a few other regulars and a new girl. The beer was cold and the locals were fun to…

Great atmosphere. Good looking girls. Dances are priced $25/$35 which is a bit much. But the service was great, the sound system was great, and parking was very safe. I used to come here when…

i have not been to GGs for a while maybe 10 years or so. the thing is nothing has changed. same club same atmosphere same quality of girls. this is a place to come…

Very pleasant Friday. I am used to Providence clubs and the level of contact there so I always have lower expectations when I come here. First time ever on a Friday and apparently…