Reviews

I've spent quite some time in New Orleans and I'm aware of the strip club scene there. For those of you not from the area, as a rule, it sucks compared to what you…

I went there on a Saturday evening... there were 10+ dancers there.. probably close to 12-14. The place was very friendly - especially the bartender and a girl who used to serve people on tables…

Fun night…. They seemed to have a good crew of women working on the weekends from Atlanta and Raleigh. Girls were from a 5-9 and they had a few on the upper scale of hotness…

Made my sixth annual trip to TJ and HK a couple of weeks ago, and once again enjoyed a four-day sextravaganza with hot Latina women half my age who were gracious enough to share their…

Ok so the booze system is unique. You have to bring it in and store it at the bar and then they charge you to serve your alcohol to you. Not sure how much cause…

This palce is located out in the country on intersecting streets. The parking lot is well lit with ample space. Entering the club you pay $7 cover, through a metal detector with ID check. No…

Leaving the taco restaurant late Saturday evening when visiting Cabo for my boys bachelor party, a couple of us were approached by a bald white guy who asked if any of us “wanted to see…

Been a minute since I was in this club. Was hoping to see one of my all time favs this evening, but that didnt happen. Had an enjoyable time anyway. This place…

I went to Hotel Royal on a Friday night at 19:15. The strip club opens at 19:00. The building is right on the main street running through downtown Whitby. The strip club occupies the first…

Came in just before 7pm and was not charged a cover at the door. Quick pat down at the desk then a short walk around the railing to the left and I was surprised…

Happened to be in SF recently, and CH was within a short distance of my hotel. So I was curious and decided to visit. The place itself looks very run down, which matches the proximity…

When I travel to to Omaha, I expect to see Peyton Manning but I never do. I arrived around 9PM. Cover was $10. There were probably 10-12 dancers and about the same number of customers.…

Saw this place finally closed from Covid when it started and surprised to see it back under it's new name, which is a previous name. Is 10 years too long to hold a grudge? I…

Club is very convenient off the highway going back to Boston after a day of skiing, which was my case. Probably my third visit post-pandemic and not sure I will return. Big club with large…

Was in town for work so I figured I would check out Hustler. $22 to get in but it's BYOB and they didn't charge extra to bring any in, some clubs do. Every girl got…

So I'm only about 10 minutes from this place and since they're open pretty early, I figured I'd stop in for a beer and check it out. I'm new to the area and need to…

I don't often get to Playhouse in the afternoon, but I was in the area this week with some extra cash in my pocket, so decided to stop by. The club is a pink building…

I was in ATL for work last week and had heard that some of the clubs there are great to visit, so I made sure to leave some time blocked off. I used TUSCL to look…

Went by about 2pm on a Wednesday. Free parking 7.00 cover charge. Place was empty. Clean and good looking club but their daytime business is lacking. I was one of 3 customers. No girl was…

Was in from Nebraska on business. Had driven by the Club before in previous months, but didn't have the time to stop in. The club is a little smaller than most, but clean with a…

Heading for Tijuana the next day, but I always wanted to try this club, as I have developed an affinity for Latinas and had a few hours to spare. The asphalted parking area was near…

I was in town for a fishing trip and decided to visit this place since it's described as the biggest club in the state. It is a remodeled BJs Warehouse and I could not get…

Another quick visit to Cheetahs while I had about 90 minutes to kill before an airport pickup. Stopped by about 1:00 a couple Thursdays ago. No charge for parking and $1 cover charge at the…

Stopped by here on a recent Jacksonville layover. I happened to be staying at a hotel nearby so I walked over. The area seems nice enough, kinda seems like a working blue collar neighborhood. I…

Stopped by on a Wed night around 8:00 to kill time before meeting a couple friends near by. Parked across the street. Surrounding are is a little isolated but there's enough activity and a doorman…

Quick Summary: Parking: $2 in the main lot, 3 for the closer spots, 10 for the VIP spots right up front. Valet available but not mandatory. Cover/Entry: Free before 7pm, $10 after during the week…

I tried out this spot a couple of times while in the area and both times left pretty disappointed. Walk in to a standard counter set-up with very friendly door staff checking IDs and getting…

Went on a Saturday with a buddy. First time there. Few girls walking around and hanging at the bar, one on stage at a time. Drinks are the average $6 for a beer, cover was…

As many stated in an industrial area, the address with Apple Maps was off by about a half of a mile. Still east to find. Concrete parking lot is good with dirt/grass overflow…

Idle Hour is one of seven clubs on ‘lower’ silver street in Hurley just next to Ironwood MI. What is unique is that all seven clubs allow you in with no cover!!! Idle Hour…

So this place is in Mexico, nearest border town in the RGV is Weslaco. Anyways, you can either drive or park on the us side and walk. Both are very safe options. Place is about…

Monday – Sunday: 11am – 2am Lap Dance Cost: Lapdances $10/song VIP $20/song VIP fee is a $20 fee for the customer If the customer wants to pay $20 for the dancer fee - that is OPTIONAL(not required) This…

first for the retards that cannot click: 4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014 602-234-0128 daily: 11:30ish to 2am happy hour ends at 7pm??? estimated all day happy hour: 2 for 1 on well drinks/draft beer beer is $5.50 for about a…

Visit was a few months ago so I’ve forgotten a few details. Was in town for work and my meetings ended early. Decided to drive over and check the place out. It’s in a building…

Stopped by in the mid afternoon, parking lot looked busy. Was pleasantly surprised that it was a little mellower than other recent times, music wasn't as bashingly loud and obnoxious as I have come to…

10250 Shady Trail Dallas, TX 75220 214-358-5511 Mon-Sat: 10:55am-2am Sun: 11:55am-2am Lap Dance Cost: $20 Avg. Drink Cost: $7 Cover Day: $3 Cover Night: $7 Free lunch buffet 11am - 2pm weekdays parking and club layout has not changed. after many years i finally figured out…

Okay, I have been visiting this club for a while now, since it’s only 3 hours from my home. I pulled in the parking lot around 5:30pm. I did not have to pay a parking fee…

Arrived Sunday around 8pm and stayed about 4 hours. Cover was $8. Cocktails were $8. Dances were $40/song in VIP or $80 for two or $100 for 3 songs. Dancers were very friendly, sat with…

I used to be a long time frequenter to The Hole during the afternoon shift. I stopped going when some of the rules changed in the back and the girls became much much more tame…

I try to stop by the place if I pass through Cedar Rapids. It isn't far off I380. A few times it has been closed (Monday) so I'm not exactly sure if they…

This is a review of my last 2 Saturday visits. Bar is still a pink building. Parking lot is still plentiful. Inside is dark when you first arrive. Bar is rectangular with 3 poles on the…

Just came from Club 10. Cover charge was $8. Spent about 4 hours there 11pm-3am. There were only 4 dancers working, but few customers, so it was about the right number. I hung out with…

About club - This is a two floored old building with a giant facade that inspires some greek architecture and lettered Cabaret Royale. I was expecting it to be in shambles, but maintained very clean…

Play it again… maybe I should have passed instead of played it again. No daytime cover. Daytime afternoon visit. I wanted to branch out from the high priced Vegas SC. I wanted to check out…

Friday night late Jan: Arrived at overflow lot in back 1015p, stayed until nearly 1am. Overflow lot wasn't too crowded yet, walked by a car with 3 dancers unloading their gear from the trunk, one…

I went in to Bogarts on a Sunday night. It’s not an ideal strip club night but that was when I was in town. I was hoping it would be less crowded than the last…

This is a follow-up to my review a month or two earlier. That was a Tuesday, this was a Thursday. It’s on 33rd St. across the street from the Empire State Bldg. (220 feet…

The Gold Club really hasn't changed. This was my first time back since the start of pandemic. They definitely didn't take the break to remodel the place or anything. It's still the same sort of…

As mentioned in previous posts, there have been a lot changes to the club since the pandemic. It seems they no longer have Thursday vip dance specials and the prices of topless dances have also…

Wanted to provide an update on GG (particularly due to a recent "policy change"), which is one of the normal clubs in my "rotation" in the DMV. First, some of the pluses. Typically there's no…

Been here a few times with varying results. The prices are reasonable for bottled beer, $4 bucks. Looking at drink special menus, drinks seem fair too. Most of them hovering around the $7 dollar range. Entertainment…

The recent reviews of the day shift here had me very intrigued so I decided to check it out while in Pinellas on business. Much like Desert Scrub's mom, this place looks awful on the…

Came in the early afternoon, and was approached immediately. Been here a few times already so knew what to expect. The first girl to make conversation beyond a hello will immediately ask you…

The last time I went to the PO, it was terrible. See my earlier review. I decided to give it another try last Friday. I arrived around 4pm and saw the dancer I was hoping…

Nice visit. Paid my daytime fee, Blind walked to Barto get a coke while eyes were adjusting and was stoped by thick black, short black dancer asking if it was my first time. Told…

Oasis has been my go-to club for many years but I have been disappointed by the quality of the girls for the past year's worth of visit. They don't always walk the bar, all…

I hadn’t been to Desire in years due to moving away so I took a recent visit to Providence to get reacquainted with one of my old spots. Good news is that structurally not much…

This review covers three visits over two days. Afternoon Wednesday, left , came back later that night, and then again on Thursday shortly after opening Adequate parking but for some reason they hit you up for…

I think I'm in the minority where I go to clubs to have some clean fun: good convo, entertaining dance, and compensate for/depending on their time/effort/personality. Not looking for anything sexual as I'm STD-paranoid, esp…

Well, this place is different. As mentioned, it is the middle of nowhere. Actually, it is in the middle of a corn field in the middle of nowhere. You drive off the…

After dinner on a weeknight, headed to Playground with a pal who was in from out of town. I presented multiple dirty options for clubbing, and he picked the cleanest one of the bunch:…

Was in the area for work so decided to stop in. It was a Wednesday night around 8 pm. Just a handful of customers and dancers. Club was clean. Typical prices for…

Haven’t been here in years. Stopped by on a Monday for a lunch break to take in the sights and sounds. Overall, not bad but has fallen a bit from the good times I…

Didn’t feel like traveling all the way to Baltimore, but I was told Showcase worth a stop if I didn’t want to travel too far. Got here around 11pm and there were only about 10…

TL;DR: I paid way too much for a lap dance but still somehow found it incredibly enjoyable. This was my second visit post-lockdown and it was a night of contradictions. I found myself back in town…

I found myself in Jackson recently, and decided to check out CJ, since it had been quite a while since I'd been there. Although I didn't have much time to spend, I wanted to see…

Second visit of my lifetime. 45 minutes from home or work, and there are plenty of options in Philly without taking that trip. Decided I could justify it by combining with a visit to a…

Visited the Ritz about 7pm on a Saturday evening. Paid a cover charge of $20 and ordered a beer ($8). This place gets off to a slow start and I was one of three…

I have been to Good Guys before and it seemed like a bar with rotating naked women on stage and told myself I would never be back. I was in the area Saturday with nothing…

Alright, so consider this review a gift to all the out of towners coming in this week for Super Bowl / The Open trying to decide where to go during the day this week. Let…

Larry Flynts Hustler in the flats of Cleveland is definitely of the better Cleveland clubs to visit. Starting from the outside, parking is across Fall street in a large lot, but there is also a small…

This is my first time here and I came in around 2 p.m. on a Tuesday and the parking lot seemed kind of full; I'm assuming because of the aviation school that shares the same…

Went here on a Thursday night at around 10ish with a buddy that had an itch for hitting a strip club. This one is the most local and east to get to. This was also…

I skipped the valet and did the free self park. Cover is only $3 and they don't like to give you singles at the front desk. I was immediately given the hard sell by the…

Candy store is kinda like Russian Roulette. Last time I came here was during the day. I was getting some medical tests done and needed a pick me up. Now I have gotten many dances…

Came here during a buddy's bachelor party weekend. We had always joked about it but had never visited. Automatically did not impress. We got a table near the stage and drank beer. The girls were…

Way too expensive for this place! Use to be a decent spot 5+ years ago. Quality of the women has gone downhill but the prices are higher. $20 cover would be fine for this place…

This was my first trip back here since before the pandemic. Cover charge is up to $12 now, regardless of the day, but not much has changed aside from that. Some of the same old…

I decided to visit OZ while I was in town and I had a pretty good time! Being from Michigan and going to the local clubs there I was not sure what to expect from…

Decided to visit Ecstacy on a Friday afternoon around 4:30-ish. Overall, it was mission accomplished and I left happy. The building looks "Meh" from the outside. I Ubered over, but parking looked adequate with what appeared…

I came here on a Saturday night after midnight and the club was not that busy. Plenty of seating for everyone, but not as many girls working at that time. I think they pick up…

I wanted to like this place. Was passing through for the weekend and had read positive reviews. Sadly, it fell far short of expectations. Met Maddie, who acted very eager to please.…

On a recent Saturday nite about 10 pm after a multi year absence, there the small parking lot was fairly full upon arrival. $22 cover. Minimal to no security. Area around stage…

Lots of parking around the side of building. Entrance fee is $20 & they pad you down before for weapons. Security personal are actually pretty cool guys (no tough guy persona). You have to buy…

Went in on a Wednesday night around 9. $10 cover, $13.50(!) for a mixed drink; I'm guessing they gave me premium vodka because I did not specify well. Doorman checked my ID, patted…

Paid two visits to this club one on Friday afternoon, the other Sunday afternoon. Both were successful missions but went a little different. Friday's arrival was around 130pm. Regular cover was 5 plus a…

Went on a Thursday night solo around 8. No cover but paid $10 to go upstairs. My first time at Tootsies and was amazed at how huge the place was. There were about 20-25 dancers…

Look man, plain and simple - if you're inclined towards strip clubs in strip malls, you're going to dig on Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe. I've been on different days at different times, and always find…

Was bouncing back and forth between Tropical and Chicago Club on a Wednesday night between 8 pm and 3 am. Didn't end up making it into other clubs though I need to check out some…

I was at the club for a total of two hours on a recent Wednesday night. Light pat down at the door. No cover charge. $4 bottled beer - same as HK (but $1 more…

I had not been to the DTC in several years--at least not in the evening. I have stopped by a couple afternoons in the last year or two and it was so dead, I thoguht…

I’d been meaning to check this place out after reading kindofaloser’s review from November and also following a bunch of IG posts by the club, bartenders and dancers. An opportunity recently presented itself and I…

Ducked out of work early and decided to see how things are at Td's these days. Parking lot less than 1/2 full. No line at the door. ID was scanned. I was security wanded at…

This review is about two months past due but figured better late than never. Visited Rachels with two coworkers on a Monday night at the end of November. Was in town for business and…

Visited Rick’s for the second time last Wednesday night, first time was about a year and a half ago, so I kinda knew what to expect. Arrived around 9:30pm to a surprisingly slow scene.…

Layout: The strip club is behind the bar. Bathroom has 2 urinals and a toilet. The divider was broken and on the floor. No privacy to shit. In the strip club, bar is to the…

I go there about 3 a week to see one dancer. Each dancer dances on the front stage of the club. Then walks around to get tips from the customers. Customers can also tip the…

I went to the Admiral Theatre after a long time and am glad I did. This continues to be one of my favorite places for a full-nude strip club in Chicago. As many…

The main reason why I stopped by this evening was to see Jordan or Dragon. Jordon is like Bingo and Dragon is like Jackpot. Unfortunately, they were not at the club this evening. I…

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon around 3:30. I didn’t have a lot of time so I was here mostly to check it out and see if I could get lucky and grab a quick…