Reviews

The sign out front says the club now opens at 5PM on Fridays. I came in around 7:30PM and stayed for a few hours. There were close to 10 girls working and they ranged from…

Stopped by last Saturday after hitting the playhouse up the road. This place seems to get worse every time I go. Only three girls working one of which was about a 7 the other…

Fun visit. $6 to get in and $5 dollars to get in the nude room. The club has rennovated the private dance area. The cubicles have been replaced by odd little rooms,…

since once again im doing the 1st review on a club .. let be try to be as detailed as possible about this place this is a storefront spot .. with that being said its…

I normally have very similar experiences at this place, but I went Tuesday and Wed of this past week and it was pretty terrible. The first night one girl came up to me in the…

The Diamond Lodge is the first strip club I have visited... and man did I pick a good one to pop my strip club cherry! Going into the situation I was excited, but a little…

Stopped by early afternoon so my expectations were low. Unfortunately, they were not low enough. It was me and 1 other customer when I got there. The dancer on stage was a whale. I…

There is a relatively high first time entrance fee ($35)...but it is $22 for any subsequent visits. Semi-ethnically mixed dancers, mostly white, but some other variety. There are two stages, in which a girl will…

This place is definitey one of the best in LA and probably should be a TUSCL Top 40 club. The standard lap dance in the back of the club is a topless 20 dollars…

Thursday afternoon. Standard collection of Bourbon Street ladies: almost all white, with a couple from each ther major category. Mostly big fake boobs, but enough real ones, in various shapes and sizes, that with enough…

I didn't expect the BYOB thing, so I paid $10+tip for a glass of cranberry juice. There were at least 5 other customers scattered about the small, sleazy (not a bad thing) club. They didn't…

Dropped in recently on my way to the airport - i have not been to this location for about 2 years. The cover was $5 and the beer $6.50. It all seemed a…

Thurs nights here are da bomb, 7PM arrive paid $10 for my wristband and let the good times begin. Not a moment after I hit my seat Rain comes on by and its on. All…

I stopped by Cheetah Pompano Beach today for lunch and a couple of beers. There were plenty of waitresses on staff and mine (I think it was Melony) provided excellent service. The food…

I frequented this club for about a year off and on. Mostly shortly after opening due to work schedule. There were some days there was only 1 dancer and some days there were…

As with many of the reviews here, first thing I noticed is that yes the waitresses were better looking than the dancers. While the waitress do not do lap dances they are paraded around as…

Went to Treasures for the first time a few weeks ago. The first thing that you can think of is how dark it is inside. The second thing you can think of is, "nice." The…

I reviewed this club about a month ago - and I said that I pretty much liked the place. So being back in the area with a little time to kill, I thought I'd try…

I really don't have anything nice to say about this club. When you pull up in the parking lot it looks like a large steakhouse maybe seafood restaurant. (I'll refrain from the puns.)…

Made my first visit to Bare Assets yesterday. Kind of a disappointment. What others have said about the bouncers is true. There was congestion as we tried to enter---because three bouncers were standing around while…

Went to Emperors last night. Unimpressive. Cover was $7, which is average for the area. The most attractive girl in the place was the hostess, who was a hot blonde in lingerie. Lots of obvious…

Dropped in on a Thursday afternoon around 4PM. No cover and happy hour kept beer prices reasonable at under $5 per bottle. Pretty dark to start so just sat at the edge and…

Friendly, outgoing, beautiful naked girls Honey's is where its at. The staff leaves you alone. The music is good and the dances are super cheap for the quality. Honey's girls give the best lap dances…

Brie was new. Just moved up from the south and has been dancing a could months. Such a sweetie. beautiful red-hair with an orange landing strip. And her titties! A cups…

I've been to this club several times. What makes this club ok are the lapdances in the back. You can expect a $10 cover and have to buy a drink upon entering. Beers are like…

went to check out the club a few weeks ago. you pay a $10 cover fee and dances are $10, and $20, there is no difference between them, so of course i choose the cheaper…

I have been to this club 5 times now and have had a good experience each time. The cover was cheap ($5) the drinks were cheap $3 for a beer I think and most…

Went to Scarlet's on Fri. (9/4/09) 1st time there. It was a free admission Friday promotion. The place is real smokey, one main stage, plush chairs to sit in where the girls walk around…

The Brass Rail advertises itself as the largest men's club in Silicon Valley. This may or may not be true, depending on your definition of "men's club." The building is divided into two…

This club is growing on me. I have stopped in a few time over the past month. Just a 1 hr visit or so each time. You don't have to get your car washed. If…

Well I finally made it to the legendary PP. I was in Charlotte for work and decided to make the 90 mile jaunt to the club I have been reading about for a couple…

Absolutely incredible strip club week for me. I started out Sunday on the journey through the woods of NJ to Cheeks Tavern and was hoping to post a review of it but the club page…

The parking lot here is too cramped. My car got some scratches on it during my 1 hour visit to X that were not on there before so I recommend parking as far…

Stopped in here for the first time on a Saturday night after a concert. The best thing about Rhonda's were the cheap drinks. There were 2 dancers taking turns at a pole in…

I headed to the Cadillac Lounge on an impulse while driving down the highway. I gotbthere around 2pm and, after adjusting to the darkness of the club from the sunny outside, I took a seat…

A brief Friday visit to Paper Moon. There was a small crew on shift, maybe 5-6 girls, 3 of which were pretty hot. 2 of these were slim, really outstanding brunettes, and one…

Very nice establishment with an upper class feel. It's a little packed as it's fit like a row/town house. The girls were all very attractive, but there is no touching and no lap…

I stopped in on Thursday night on the way home from work and there were maybe 10 customers in the bar. There were 3 girls working, 2 decent ebony dancers and 1 older, heavyset white…

This is a small, early evening, African American club in west Philadelphia. It is actually a small bar on the corner. Right next to it is an entrance to the strip club which…

Its right on the corner by my house so there is a convinience factor for me but the drinks are cheap non certain nights($2 beers) definately a plus. Have a nice mix of girls not…

I went for the first time pretty much on the spur of the moment. The cover charge wasn't cool but it was expected. However after their 2-4-1 special and an outstanding conversation with…

The Club is clean and spacious with several VIP areas. The dancers and staff are very friendly and the food is suprisingly decent. The selection of girls was pretty good and widely varied…

When I stopped in, things were slow. After entering there was one dancer on stage. After she finished her set I did not see anyone else go on stage while I was there. The girls…

I made a visit to PP Columbia Thursday afternoon for a few hours. Not much to add to the many reviews this club has. They did have a table set up with food…

Now called Club climax, few changes inside. Nice sleek decor overall. Lots of girls there who are not stripping, unless encouraged to as they did on the night we were there.…

I have been to American Bush quite a few times, and rarely does it disappoint. The place itself is a bit dingy and I wonder how long its been since many of the…

A lot of girls, very little action. This the kind of place where you wear a tie and the girls are all over you but after quite a bit of cash all you get is…

This club is on the back side of a strip mall behind the Burger King off of Brice rd.1st time stop at this club. No fee. The bar is on the left side when you…

Decided to visit here as a warm-up to Playhouse (separate review) across the river. Had not been here in years. All of the dancers were at least fairly hot, about 8-10 of them.…

Foxy Lady is a classy place with a lot of room. Waitstaff and girls give you enough space to participate or just sit back as you want. They are not begging you for dances every…

This review covers visits on 2 days, a Mon and Wed afternoon. OMG, I'd been absent way too long. How I had any cash left after the first visit is beyond me as…

While there weren't as many dancers during the day shift at the Red Garter (and the girl I got dances from was one of the first for the evening shift), they were attractive. No hard…

I kept seeing the place every time I was going back and forth to Toronto. Finally decided to stop on my way back on a Wednesday night. I sat down, ordered a beer, and was…

This place continues to be my favorite place. It's like an amusement park. So many hot chicks in your face. Some of them are a little persistent and try to hustle you a bit, but…

When I entered this club I paid a $5 cover. They told me it is a bikini club with dances at $20 and two for $30. It is a very nice spacious club…

A typical visit to Sparky's. Sign up for a membership (which I am never there a few days later to pick up the card), sit down drink a beer, takes about 2 minutes for…

I showed up around 9:30 PM on a Tuesday, paid $10 cover and paid $5 for one mandatory non-alcoholic beverage. I was surprised to find about 15 mostly attractive girls working and only about 10…

I like two clubs in Fayetteville: Secret's for the viewing, and Sparky's for the mileage. This visit to Secret's however was the worst. I saw the sign and it said, "customer appreciation…

Great deal going here. Thursday lunch - $5 prime rib or steak, no cover, reasonable drink prices. Dancers are not Christies gorgeous but, real people and real friendly. Best seat in the…

Much to like here. Perhaps the best club in the DC area. Attractive, friendly girls. Responsive, team-oriented support staff of waitresses, bartenders, bouncers, etc. Very well-managed club. Layout is a small problem as some stages are…

This remains an interesting club. It's frickin dark so it's somewhat hard to see the cootchie. Lots of soldiers in the area so you never feel nervous about the neighborhood. There is no cover…

I came in around eight pm. and met with a manager about finding some work. She told me that I was very pretty but the problem was that I was too young looking and…

Stopped by Mermaids early on a Tuesday afternoon. There appeared to be only one other patron in the club at the time. It isn't the most glamorous joint I've been to, but it's no dive…

Stopped by to see the sad state here after before a Club Texas visit. I have heard from the Dancers now working Texas that this club is now DOA. Autumn the no 1…

Had a return visit to Hawaii Theater and have to say that this is probably the best club in the SoCal area in terms of quality of girls and mileage. I don't think you…

Went back here again after a long absense. Still same set up. Decent Adult book store on ground floor and live "shows" upstairs. Seems to be "gay" shows downstairs but have not gone there. Have…

ok boys...a couple of things to remember..is that this is delaware, with philly close by...but this is the best club to go to in delaware. there are a couple of really cute girls here,…

Reno's finest FG was about empty mid-week before Labor day. I had my Wednesday day off from work and paid the club a visit. I think 6 dancers about 5 customers. I saw same blonde…

On my way home from an appointment in the L.A. area and needing a break from my slow crawl on the 60 Freeway, I pulled off on Hacienda Blvd. and decided to make a visit…

I have stopped in this club a few times over the years. The club can be hit or miss. The club is behind a truck stop. The customers are a bit rougher than most clubs.…

I admit it, I like this bar. Its not super fancy and certainly not as upscale as PT's, but its a nice friendly neighborhood type bar. They have a surprising number of dancers…

Arrived around 8:30. Paid the entry ($5.00) and proceed to the bar where there wer plenty of seats open. I like sitting at the bar because most of the beauties pass along the…

NEWS!!!!!!!! Attention: Imperial Showgirls Patrons........... Stripclub out of business as stated by court ordered documents. The bad news is never nice to report but someone has to do it. Sorry!! THIS IS A SAD DAY/TIME THAT HAS COME... I…

The last time I went to this club the women where not all that atractive but on this visit I was pleasently surprised, the quality of women had greatly improved. I would say 7-8's (…

This is definitely my favorite strip club in the Chicago area. 70% of the dancers are hot. For $55, you can get a 3-song dance in a back, private room. The girls…

One of the best clubs I've ever been to. $10 cover and $5 non alcoholic drinks. 1 white girl, 1 light skinnes black girl and about 3 black girls. All pretty with nice bods. All…

4Play, what can I say. It's right in the cut across from the onramp of the 405 North. Wouldn't mess with the valet parking, so I'd just park off on a side street. Why waste…

I came to this club again on a thursday afternoon. There were other customers there and the atmosphere was lively. There was a fair amount of girls, pretty good for a day shift. I saw…

Off the bat, just want to say the overall score I'm giving is not based off the overall performance of the club, but rather based on the fact that I've only been once and just…

Fantasy Island. Having lived in West LA my whole life, I used to see the big place when I was younger and wonder what the hell it was. Now that I'm older, I know exactly…

This establishment has a lot of good things going for it. The dancers were very nice, were willing to have conversations. The wait staff was excellent, always friendly and providing excellent service. I haven't been…

This place needs a lot of work. I can see it has a lot of potential to be an outstanding club, but it seems to be lacking on key points. First of all, the dancers…

I visited PT's last Tuesday afternoon. As usual, it is fairly quiet at that time of day, but the dancers are usually eager to please the customers there, usually a half dozen or so…

Stopped by on Saturday night and was surprsied to see the place so slow, especially on a feature night. Saw several new faces, but few impressed. Miori is a new asian girl (Vietnamese maybe?) whose…

My third outing to this club in the last six months. Paying $30 for a 2 minute song at the South Chicago clubs finally became too unbearable so I stopped by here on a weekday…

I arrive to the PH on Saturday around 2PM. This parkign lot had plenty of spots and inside had a good selection of seats. The selection of girls were limited, kinda seemed like…

I visited Joy on a Sunday night. It's $10 dances all day and night on Sunday. I haven't been to the club in over 6 months and wan't sure if my last experience…

This place is awesome. It's great if you like rock and roll dive bar feel with friendly go-go dancers. Some were amazing with the pole tricks, blew me away. Drinks are cheap, girls are…

Stopped by for a little afternoon grip and grin. There were a couple of newer dancers there. I partook of two of them. I don't recall either of their names. The…

Of the clubs that I've been to, this one was the most sociable by far. The variety of girls with different music styles adds a bit of variety to the normal club. Everybody was sociable,…

I love this club. Cocoon is 100 times better than taboo which is right downt he street. There is a cover, but once you pay the first time and get in, they give you tons…

Went on a August Saturday night at around 10. Things started slow but the club quickly reached half full. The on-stage performances varied greatly, as did the dancers. Most were 4-6 with…

I went here for the first time and there was a stunning blonde there that should be at the Pink Pony or somewhere else to sexy to be here. She is very classy and does…

if you like shady clubs it's good. nothing fancy here. good location. A couple big tv's for watching football, etc. I wouln't go when it's crowed, as it probably wouldn't be comfortable. Girls are…

I was in the area and had never tried 2001 on a Wednesday night. After paying the door fee, and entered the club I was immediately hit up for dances by three dancers. This was…

Admiral is a nice club. They have probably the highest number of the prettiest, youngest girls of any club I've been to in Chicago. Many are of Eastern European origin. The dances…

Nice place, very clean and comfortable. Location is very close to me, though kind of hidden off the freeway. It seems like a very safe place, with ample parking. Reasonable $10 cover…

First time entering this club. Asked at the door how many dancers were woring at the time, and was told two. Normaly I would have not went in because of the $10 door fee and…

I used to be an avid Rail customer, but have not been there for almost a year. I will not be coming back anytime soon, the place has really gone…

This was an interesting club. Very convenient location by David Letterman theatre on Broadway. It is in a safe location. Easy to get in - I think a $20 cover charge. The set-up…