Reviews

I stopped in after watching the Tigers not show up against the White Sox 0-8. In a foul move instead of my popping in my regluar club I decided to check out the cricket for the…

First review for this club in awhile. Get here about twice a month and have a "black card". Front door girls and security guys at metal detector always friendly. Drinks are pricey. My impression is they've…

Continuing my stay in Jacksonville, so I ventured out to check out the Doll House; the one thing I have notice is the nude clubs have the oddest floor plans. This club is no…

As noted, no frills or up-scale atmosphere in this club. The stage is small but I have never seen more than 1 girl on stage at a time. If you are in search…

Went to Bottoms Up--hadn't been there in a while. Immediately met a good looking AA dancer named Porsche, who said she'd been there a couple weeks, and came from PTs Sauget. She immediately…

So I made my way to the Doll House near 11 PM on Saturday night. Saw a limo outside, so I had a feeling it would be crowded inside. Ands yes, it was. The…

It has been a few years since going to the hiphugger. I had a friend in town - but too tired to drive to san francisco - mainly wanted to look at some girls…

Not a bad club. Reasonable drink prices, good looking girls. It can be crowded on weekends, but there is no cover before 8, so even if you stay for a while, it is…

There could have been a couple more dancers hiding out somewhere. But all I saw was five. Haven't been here for a while, preferring to spend most of my visiting time at The Penthouse. But now…

You pay your money - you take your choice - sums up Squires well. The girls are OK, one or two 9/10's and the rest 6 or 7 / 10's, the show dances are…

Had not stopped in here in a while and was in the area Saturday night so decided to see if there was some nice women working. There was a variety of women working that…

I decided to take my first visit to a strip club after a good six month hiatus. I was in the mood for a club where I knew I'd get the most bang for my…

This is my favorite Cleveland club. The girls are hott. Not all 9's or 10's but pretty, friendly, and very sexy. Also, they love to show their appreciation for drinks and tips,…

Went here last night, and the amount of girls were great, pretty crowed with a live atmosphere. Went back for a couch dance and it wasn't anything special. Most girls looked great though. I live…

went to eternity a while ago. the other post were right on the money. not many dancers and not many customers. even though i went on a saturday night. most clubs have a good amount…

The club was packed on this visit. There were sometimes three girls on stage at once, and lots of coming and going between the main room and the private dance area. The girls ranged from…

XTC Cabaret may be the ideal dirty dive, the kind of place where you feel like you're sliding into depravity as you step in the door. As such, this isn't a place where you're looking…

Was In Columbus to visit some college buddies. WE wnet to Kahoots on a recommendation. It has a very diff. set-up for a trip club. I guess it used to be a restaurant. The main…

i live in the area so i occassional go to a few strip clubs on a given night..i came in the place needs to be remodeled to keep up with competition near by..i was approached…

Drove to the club last Tuesday at about 11:00. Looks like this one is gone. Club doors closed, no cars in parking lot and sign not lit. The long term days of declining ratings…

Southside Johnny's is the best strip club in Greensboro. You are up close and personal with the dancers on stage who are fully nude. Every $1 tip ends in a face full of…

I had never been here before, but because it is Missouri and they have a full bar, I knew what to expect: bikini bottoms, pasties and no two-way contact. I got what I…

this club was ok. Paid $100 for 1/2 hour vip special but didnt really get what i expected. although she was really hot. I also had a friend who opted for a $300 dance and…

This was a return visit for me. I previously reviewed this club and got great personal attention from a dancer named Milan. Then the place got busted and I heard a rumor that they…

This place was awesome, the dancers are gorgeous if you like "alternative" and punk style girls, and even if you don't you might still be enchanted by their awesome moves. I felt like I was…

Had some really good and some not so good nights at Forbidden Fruit. Not the best location. Hard to find if you dont know the area. If you catch it on a…

i read posts and knew what to expect with playhouse saturday. id say saturday wasnt as bad as people are saying. plenty of hot brazilian girls, byob and no cover fee at the door. i…

Stopped in to see The Long Island Lolita. She was okay but the regular girls are superb! Great lap dances and some serious contact. A good time was had by all. Will be going back…

I last visited this club several years ago since I don't go this way very often, and with good memories, I looked forward to this visit. I was mixed/disappointed by my visit this time. Quick…

Stopped by on a rainy afternoon. Cant really blame the girls for a below average experience here. They are all true hotties just doing their best. If you are into dom type girls…

New to Lawrence. This is easily the best club in town, but hardly worth detouring for. It is HARD to find, on a gravel road off the end of the blacktop. No bar at all,…

Another Lawrence club that is almost impossible to find (they are good at that). At the end of a road, with s big sign down a side road away from the listed address. Finally found…

The arrangement has changed slightly ... the lapdance room has moved to the former VIP room, the VIP has moved behind a locked door where the overflow stage used to be. The pricing and policies…

Headed over to "the church" around 10PM and it was packed, not even a table to sit at downstairs. Spent a few minutes at the bar before finding a prime table cozied right up to…

Club opens at 4 pm during the weekdays and no cover is charged until 7 pm. On fridays they open at noon and they have a free lunch, featured dancer, and as always the…

Club lists as opening up at 11:30 am but the management here is lazy and it leaves customers waiting outside until 11:50-12. And dancers don't bother getting up on stage until around 12:30pm.…

Friendly managers and wait staff (but keep in mind that they are not your friends and they are trying to drum up business.) Couch dances are cheap for columbus standards but many dancers will try…

Good club layout and decent dancers. The dancers seem disinterested and not a single one approached us while we were there (about an hour and a half). We were a couple and they seemed more…

Stopped by in the afternoon after taking a buddy to the airport. The cover was $5 as was bottled beer. It was a light crowd not too many attractive dancers, but I saw…

horrible. 1 dancer on a weekend who wasn't above a 5. Need I say more? Don't waste your time coming here, there are plenty of other strip clubs out there you could spend your time…

Visited on a Saturday afternoon. I have not been here in over a year. The girls were average but all they wanted to do is go to the private area. It was too…

Made Dollies the second visit of the day. A few beers in me and things look better than C Mowes. I sat at the bar and several girls came up to me to…

This was stop three after Dollies and C Mowes. This is the place to end up. Compared to the other places this place looks like Ceasars Palace. They recenlty painted everything in the…

Wednesday afternoon. I often go on Wednesday afternoons, but this time I didn't recognize a single dancer. Lots of turnover, or just random chance? The talent was OK. The usual Centerfolds variety of bigger, smaller, tatted…

Holy crap guys. Anyone who gave this place higher than a 3 rating should get a lifetime ban from TUSCL. I've seen plenty of crazy things: seedy places, rough looking dancers, industrial wasteland, the…

This place is one of the most normal places in all of Chicago: there was a mix of all ethnicities there, all types of people (thugs, suits, blue collar, white collar, laborers, everyone). The drinks…

First, I am an American expat, so my references are different than your average Aussie's. This club is in Kings Cross, a famous/infamous district of Sydney, known for clubs, brothels, and prostitutes. They advertise American Lap…

How is this place still in business? I was in on a Friday night, at about midnight, which should be the go hour for a strip club. This place is fricking enormous and was virtually…

The last two months the number of dancers on Saturday evenings has stayed steady at around 15. I haven't seen Domino and Stephania that much the last two months, and I have yet to…

Blush is actually a really, really cool club. Before Cheerleader's opened up, it was even more fun, as they've gotten a bit more strict with the rules lately, but they can't be blamed for…

RIP-OFF!!! BEWARE..... The staff (including management) promised much & delivered nothing. The dancers were attractive, BUT you do not get what you pay for. They stole my money & they will most likely steal yours. Stay away!!!…

Things are a little tamer after the LE issues a week or so back, but still a good place to go. Leticia was a 10 on stage but I could not get to her…

This is not for your standard strip-club goer. If you know what you like and what to expect, you won't feel ripped off. It is what it is, and frankly, you end up spending as…

The barmaid was the hottest of all the ladies, I would have spent a lot more if she would have offered privates. Mixed group of dancers, but none were that impressive. Laid back…

Very smokey bar, yet with bright lighting. Girls were kind of sluggish, just sitting at the bar chain smoking rather than moving through the guys asking for tips. Even if it is an…

I first found out about Playmates threw a "Juice Bar" search online. And when Playmates came up only 10 mins from where I live in Holley I was intrigued. After another successful night playing poker…

the club looked cool on the outside...inside the girls were alittle worn out. i didnt pay to go up stairs. this was a definite anything goes club...i saw plenty and the dancers i have…

I made my first trip to Mons Venus tonight. WOW! I'd always heard it was amazing, but I had no idea. There wasn't an unattractive girl in the place. Everybody was gorgeous. There is NO…

I first showed up after 2am on friday, and they closed at 3am. Had a great albeit short experience, and decided to try it again the next night. My buddy and I showed up in…

Club does look good inside, 2 different VIP areas, and the parking lot is very small. Security was around but not too tight, nice people working there. The dancers... I didn't find any over a…

Went on a Tuesday night which is also their Amateur night. I just love this club. The girls are approachable, nice looking, thick and know how to work it. Drinks are inexpensive and since I've…

Contact seems to be down compared to last visit. There's a floor manager who was walking around seeming to warn dancers when they got too close. Still had some minor contact here and…

Relax, boys. All is NOT lost. Friday afternoon was absolutely rocking, and it's still better than 95% of clubs anywhere. 10 or more girls around the bar. There was still a nice hug and snug…

I stopped into the blue this past Thursday afternoon. I have to admit I enjoyed the scenery. I saw a few veterans and some new "talent" so to speak. I spent a couple songs with…

Went here a couple of times over the past few weeks. The dancers are between a 5 and a 8/9. The lap dances were a bit pricey $20 depending on the girl.…

I haven't been to this club in a long time and I'm very glad I stopped in twice recently, both visits were worthwhile. Yes, it's still a dump, $12 door fee that gets you one…

I am a tropical lei regular and decided to give the sister club, hawaii theatre, at around 9pm on a Friday night a try. Unfortunately, I didn't have the greatest experience. Immediately approached…

I went to the Foxy Lady this past Friday and was impressed. It seemed like a very well run organization, the women were all beautiful, and easy to talk to / approach. Entering you have…

I have mixed reviews for this place. I visited the club on a Thursday evening about 7:30 PM. At that time there was no happy hour and the cover was $10. I…

Been hitting the GR for about 10 years. Really is my favorite bar in Atl. Wide variety of dancers. Most are in the 6-7 range a few 4's and a few 9's.…

Stopped by this place a while back and was severely disappointed. I paid the cover and asked for the VIP room as well. I was escorted to an area near the deserted bar far away…

Monday evenings are generally the low day for most clubs and this was certainly no exception here. The only girl I got a dance from said this was the first Monday she's ever worked because…

I hadn’t been to this place in over a year. I was hoping it had changed, however it hasn’t. It was about 9pm on Thursday night. There was a decent amount…

As with any block bar, the bar could change from day to day. Stopped by on a tuesday night and there were about 6 or so girls. They were not that…

Was in the club late in August. There was plenty of parking and the Club was fairly easy to find. The inside was fairly well illuminated and featured a full service bar and waitress's. The…

So I visited Wacko's, after a day of work, to grab a beer. It was happy hour, so had my two-for-one Miller Lite, which cost me $5, plus a tip to the waitress.…

Was on my way out of town and dropped by for a little fun...but... There was none to be had! They lost their licor license over the Weekend (must not have paid the right people) and…

Visited on Tuesday and Wednesday afternoon/evening. The dancer quality was superb. Many of the dancers are clearly "10s." 8s and 9s abound. Special mention to Jill and Morgan. Very friendly attitude.…

Dancers beware; This is not a reputable club. Girls who dance here dance dirty and full contact for cheap. A customer neednt even purchase a VIP room booth for favors and extras, the girls here…

I had a nice time. Not much of an initial first impression. Well, let me explain this layout. Others mention it, but it is not clear. When you walk in to the "bar" you see…

Wow. Hotties and great service. I am going back :) What can I say? Sugar blew my mind and then helped me relax with a sensual body rub. The one on one attention is well…

I have a very mixed review of this place. First, let's talk about money. The drinks here are hella expensive. However, if you buy enough, the house will occasionally spot you one or two along the…

This club has got to be the greatest thing going. I was there a couple of weeks ago and WOW! You couild not ask for a better club. Great girls! Great dances! A bit…

Lap dances for 10 bucks on Wednesdays instead of the usual 20. There were a couple of young, cute looking gals around. The club is not crowded which is great but they only serve non-alcoholic…

I keep trying Flight Club on every visit to Detroit. Force of habit. Triumph of hope over reason and good sense. Same ole disappointment. This time I stayed a while.…

I found myself with free time after a convention in Hollywood last week and thought I would sample a couple of the local strip clubs. I hit Scarlett's and Tootsie's (review to follow) and…

since i last stopped in (two or three years) my old time fav the entrance has been moved from the main drag out front to the alley on the side...and booze is now available from…

OK, so if you read my review of Scarlett's, you'll know I was wearing my TUSCL reporter's hat last week as I busily checked out two of the hottest clubs in the Miami area.…

Visited Christine's in the late afternoon. Found it to be as empty as the first time there, despite the offer of $3 beers between 12 and 5 on weekdays. Saw a couple of dancers from…

this place never changes...nice convivial hole in the wall joint..calls itself a 'pub' and offers nice variety of brews on tap...see the same two guys behind the bar everytime you go in...very limited three girl…

I visited this club on a Friday night. It was empty, with only a few other customers. It is a small club, with music that was too loud. There were about 5 dancers…

I visited this club on a Friday night. It was as empty, as Shangra-La, with only one other customer. It is a small club, with one main stage. There are several comments about…

This is probably the best club in the Houston area. I visited on a Thursday night. The club was practically empty, with about 10 customers. There were about 8 dancers, about half…

This place is literally a hole in the wall. Literally. There were about 5 old, tired dancers working. Mixed dancers, one Latina, the rest white. Quality ranged from 4-6. But I’m…

This is one of the few nude clubs left in NYC. It is medium sized, with a nice stage and a big VIP area. There were about 8 dancers, one White and the…

Visited late on a Tuesday night. Came with my wife on a what-happens-in-Vegas stays-in-Vegas trip. There were about 20 dancers working, and it was a diverse group, with several Black and Asian women.…

To get in this club you must buy a one week membership for $15. It is a BYOB club. They add on $2 per bottle, minimum $4 to hold your bottle. So…

Since the managers who ran this club for the last few years left, this club is a total loss. The last several times I,ve been there, their of very few dancers (one time only…

Went to Vixens after a rather long gap. And they've still kept it up. Still one of the best in the eastern panhandle of WV. They also have amateur wet t-shirt contest every last Thursday…

End of an Era. Got there the day after the happenings. Didn't realize at the time what had happen. Notice only Ruby there from the Fab Four. Many of the regulars were…