Reviews

Allure has upgraded the lighting and the seating. Instead of the end door you walk in the middle door. It was ten dollar cover. I went Tuesday and there were two girls, the doorman said…

I've driven past this club multiple times but decided to check it out after having seen some reviews. I agree with the previous reviewer that it's a very different experience to a usual strip…

Finally visited this legend right before the holidays. Wow! The place was packed early on Monday night despite the shitty weather. The place is huge with an incredibly large selection of ladies. Huge variety…

Went to one of top strip clubs last night called Candy O. Got there early cause I’m not a night owl Ten buck cover which included coupon for free lap dance which I’m sure is a…

* PLACE: Chicago Club at midnight. Its a nice club, had a great experience, and I would return. The club is clean. There are a hand full of bouncer/ security type guys in the front.…

Stopped by foxy lady for the first time. It had a good first impression with nice layout and clean. Stage was really well lit which I loved. And the atmosphere was relaxed. I got a…

I used to go here all the time before Covid and be one of those old guys that hung out in the afternoon, but this is the first time I've been back during the day…

Went on a Monday. As you enter straight in front of you is a small "refreshments" area. To your left is the stage and it is quite high off the ground but gives you a…

I was in Burlington area for a personal work and had some free time to kill at noon, so I parked my car outside the pink building. There are trillions of "club details" available here,…

After a enjoyable Criket visit down the street, I found myself going for another round at BT’s. 330 on a Friday. Parked across the street at the now out of business deli. I believe it…

I arrived at Lust in the early afternoon. This would be my first visit when Summer would not be present, but in my estimation the talent level would still be high and Lust is…

The place is very spacious with a circular bar with the stage in the middle. I got there early so it was no cover and basically 4 customer at the bar. The stage has 2…

Came in on a Saturday night around 8pm. Club was kinda slow at the beginning of the night shift like usual. Stormy, a fit dancer with enhanced breasts came on stage and pigued my interest…

Another great visit at Vivide, last Tuesday just got around to writing the review now. What can I say about the place which hasn’t been said before interms of the interiors. Lets see place literally…

I was in the NW area of D.C one day so I figured I'd give them a look since I hadn't been inside of a strip club since before covid. There's no cover charge to…

First expect to pay for parking $10, in a parking garage. Walked in place was empty. 3 dancers. All white, older and all looked like they have had rough lives. One real skinny blond with…

Ok this review is broken up into 2 parts, as I went to Club Globe on a Saturday and Tuesday night (public sex day) both at 8pm until around 2am. I arrived at club Globe around…

Stop by after work with a few friends and had to scan your driver's license and $5 cover charge. Place is very dark and had to let the eyes adjust, to the left is…

I moved recently to Sac and this was my first visit ever to GCC. I wanted to check it out based on the solid reviews on TUSCL. I went on a Tuesday night, paid…

Stopped in around 5om on a Thursday. No cover but got wanded, patted down and they took a pic of my ID. Saw about 7 different girls all Latina's except for 1 white…

1, good dancers, all above average, Sabrina will totally melt your heart away, Poly is young, beautiful and tempting; India is exotic and Jessie is sweet, pretty and considerate, and many more… They all provide…

Visited mid-afternoon on a Friday. 5 guys and 5 girls. One younger and thin (white), 1latina spinner; 1 larger AA girl, 2 husky 40s/50s women. No hotties, not also no horrendous ones, either.…

So out for a ride and decided to drop in and check if any afternoon talent was here. Total of 3 dancers came In together and after maybe half hour came out of dressing room.…

I’m again reviewing a deliberately dead time. I got there at 12:20. I needed to blow off steam and I knew I had to go to Onyx that night. The place was so deserted it…

This place is located on an intersection on a hill in a residential area. It's quite easy to miss but there is street parking available. Inside its a normal bar with a stage at the…

This club has lost its liquor license for now so cover has gone up to $20 after 9 PM to make up for lost alcohol sales. It used to be $10. On a Saturday night…

I've been to PD a few times before so you can do a review of my reviews for the layout and the girls. This particular visit had a few red flags. First off on a…

I have been here n occasion in the past and submitted reviews. Some of those indicate really good visits, other times, not so much. It has been hit or miss - mostly dependent on the…

Went to Platinum Doll's on a Saturday recently. Knew about the place form earlier visits but never left a review. Located in an ok area of Passaic not far from Clifton border. Large parking lot…

I arrived at 1 pm on Thursday which is usually not a great time for any strip club in Charlotte. I am mostly a daytime visitor, but in Charlotte most clubs don't get going…

I went back Candis today to check it the evening. Last time I visited was during the day. Got there just after 6 pm. The parking lot had a lot more cars, but parking…

PARKING & COVER I arrived around 7pm on a Saturday night… paid the $2 for self-parking (I think I saw an option for valet, but I don’t normally do that) and then $20 for cover.…

When I arrived the parking lot was packed. Got a spot finally and went through the side door. Amazingly it wasn’t dark this time and there was light in the place. As you walk in,…

This was the closest club on my day out for club hopping. That didn't happen due to other events. Anyway I wasn't as prepared as I should have been by reading about parking.…

I’ve been going to the Gold Club for many years. Afternoons have been the best time of the day to go. There seems to be a touch more mature entertainers during the afternoon…

The venue is very truck-stoppy: dirty, ceiling falling down, not a dime has been invested in this building in decades. The day I visited was in the 80s outside, and mid 70 degrees inside,…

Onyx had a free VIP entrance so I decided to go with a friend who was on the bill Thursday. Parking was 20 bucks when I got there at 10:30. Parking lot was being awkwardly…

I have such mixed feelings about this club! I’m a semi-regular here (often times where I come for the UFC PPV cards monthly) and it’s got all the elements of a great club. Where it…

I hadn't been to this place in a several years, so it was quite different than I remember. I arrived at about 2:30 in the afternoon. There is a center stage straight ahead…

Visited early afternoon this past Wednesday. I typically prefer the afternoon over the evening since it is quieter and more direct. Always ample parking in the lot right off of 19. I entered…

I know others feel differently, but I simply cannot get into or enjoy this club. It’s been described very well as a well appointed facility, very clean and nice setup with large center stage, 2…

This is now listed as being in Chilicothe, but it is not there Chilicothe is ~7 miles further south on IL-29. As mentioned in my last review it was closed when it should not have…

Arrived around 9pm on Sunday night. Standard cover (19.25 or something and includes a ticket for a soft drink). Two of the stages were in operation and there were a lot of dancers and a…

It’s been several years since I’ve visited H-town, but I remember St. James being a bit better than this visit. Club is relatively the same, I arrived around 8PM, paid my $20 dollar cover, bought…

Well if you’ve been here before then you know the drill. Give yourself 10 seconds to adapt to the dark in the 1st door. Once inside, the club is very darkly lit. Bouncer collects $20…

I almost did not go to FKK Oase. A couple of dudes in Sharks downplayed how good it was and one of our fellow TUSCL members told me how far it was out. After…

Went to this stripclub to introduce my friend into tis world. It was his 1st time and lemme tell ya, it was worth it for him. First of all, the club is huuuge. Way bigger…

My visit was on a Sunday night after 9:30PM. You open the main door to the club and take a right and a bouncer was right there to collect $20 cover. I walked ahead…

I can't tell if the price is $20 or $30 for late evening. I was a regular before covid, so I just pop in once in a while I don't think anyone really likes this new…

I was bored and in the area, so I decided to stop by this little hole in the wall spot on a Sunday afternoon. Parking is right in front of the building and I felt…

Was visiting MO to see family and made a stop here for a bit of a break. I stopped by when they first opened to find only one person in the place a male…

I actually came here by accident - was looking to see ufc ppv fight and all the bars recommended I go to a strip club. it is in the city and parking wasn’t bad…

The BF is located on Route 19 about 5 miles north of Red Room and Allure. Bar is small, but has 2 bars, and a small square stage with a few poles. Bathrooms are…

After a disappointing visit a couple weeks back, I decided to give my home club scores a second chance. As luck would have it, I had a nice albeit short visit. I was in and…

This is my first review but I will try to provide as much information as I can and follow the desired format. I am a regular strip club patron and like to try different…

Had some free time Sunday afternoon. It had been awhile since I stopped by the Venue (I usually stop across the street at 205) so I figured I'd check in as I've heard great…

Got a free night so thought I'd go for a little drive to check out a place I'd never been before. Arrived Wednesday night around 11:15 to a surprising number of cars in the large lot.…

Changed up my plans of making a return trip to Perfect Ten and instead decided to check out Tiffany's Cabaret for their Tuesday night $5 dance special. Maybe one of my most disappointing club…

I had some free time so I stopped by on a Friday afternoon. As others have said, it’s located on a somewhat residential street and only street parking is available. I had…

My plane arrived at San Antonio airport, I picked up a car, and I decided no better time to start checking out the cultural attractions of the area. P10 was very convenient to the airport…

I had been here previously, approximately a year ago. Had actually driven by on Tuesday night, but there were only 6 cars in the parking lot. Wednesday had a better turnout. Granted,…

This place was closed for three months starting around the middle of December. They reopened on Valentine’s Day and I stopped by a few days later on Friday night around 8pm. As been said before…

Pans is the go to location in seattle bar none. Most variety, negotiable pricing, overall atmosphere. Came in Tuesday late morning early afternoon ish. Cover around that time is only $10 if you’re the first few…

I have been going to Atlanta for business a couple times a year for decades and when there I always checked ATL clubs in the so-called "strip club capital of the USA"...so I…

Same old Lookers that is more like Hookers. Arrived and chatted to the hottest door girl around. Been a few weeks since in. She owes me a date, she hadn't forgotten. Like her honesty. Waiting…

Back to my favorite dive. I visited on a bright and sunny Tuesday, I mention bright because walking in your life (or at least your shins) are in grave peril as it is so…

I’ll try to be concise and straight to the point when discussing each point. When you first enter, you have to pay a $15 entrance fee. You may have to pay a small fee of about…

I went on a Friday afternoon around 3 pm. Street parking was easy to get. There were a few people standing outside the door who took $10 from me as cover. The whole place is small…

Had a flight to catch late in the evening so I stopped by this MCO adjacent club on the way to the airport. Walked in and there was no one at the door.. odd. Once inside…

Stopped in there on late Super Bowl Sunday, it must have been around midnight to see what was going on. Same smokey, not all nice inside place.I was pretty surprised the place was quite empty…

The club is located in a somewhat desolate part of Paterson. The parking lot is huge and there was plenty of parking when I entered at midnight. No entrance fee and I got…

I went on a Friday afternoon around 3 pm. Street parking was easy to get. There were a few people standing outside the door who took $10 from me as cover. The whole place is small…

Stopped at Tattletales a few weeks back on a Thursday evening. Arrived at around 8pm. Valet was mandatory and $10 on the way out. Cover charge was also $10. Sat down…

FKK Mainhattan is one of the few FKKS that is in the city of Frankfurt, Germany. It is east part of the city but very accessible by train. However, since I had just…

FKK sharks was the main event of my trip to Germany. I had heard so many stories of this fuck Oasis south of Frankfurt. I even thought about staying in Damstadt (the city…

Definitely agree with recent reviews of this club that it certainly isn't what it used to be. Energy is low and vibe isn't what it used to be. Valet still charging $5 although I read…

This place is literally located in the middle of nowhere. Despite being located in a place that kind of resembles the beginning of Deliverance, the exterior of the club seems quite safe. This is primarily…

I went to Club Rouge late on a Friday night for a Bachelor party. Most of the crew had already went home or were too drunk to get in, and so only about 3 of…

This was one of my visits after pandemy. I got off at the Darmstadt train station and walk there. One can take a bus or taxi as well. It is a clean place. Normal music…

i decided to recently stop at Bogarts around 5:00 after a spending a couple hours of the Flight Club day shift, Bogarts is very cheap compared to FC , free parking, only $5 cover ,…

After going to regular bar me and three of my friends decided to go to the Playhouse. We got there The bouncer charged us $10 to get in the door. We brought our own…

so... briefly... i stopped in there like a month ago at like 11 at night...hadnt been there in a while wanted to see how it was... it seemed much better than it used to be...…

Came back here after too long of an absence. I love the space here, wide open. There's a table right at the entrance, and one on the other end, and one upstairs (upstairs not always open).…

Came back after about a month absence. Nice parking, even though not a fan of the speed bump and purposely made to make it hard to avoid, based on cars/trucks that park on the edge.…

We decided to make this our first stop in town. When work takes us to Seattle it is pretty much here or Pandora’s. It is hit and miss at both places. So we keep trying.…

CLUB Located in an office/warehouse kind of area. Open parking lot that seemed safe. There is a 7/11 nearby. Large oval stage in the center. Tables and cushion chairs all around for patrons. Bar right when…

D's is probably the biggest place in Philly, big stage, lots of seats and tables and the upstairs Ruby Lounge. I was in the area around 1:00PM and decided to stop after a long absence.…

Haven’t been here since pre-COVID, and experience was down a little but still can be enjoyable. Went two weekdays afternoon, in both cases , facility was ok (lots of typical Deja Vu chrome, mirrors, etc.), with…

This is another review of BDD, which I continue to like very much. The layout of the club is as described in other reviews, including mine. The only change was more traffic on the upper…

I travel to Philadelphia for work a few times a year, the last time I stopped by Club Risqué at the recommendation of the co-worker. Took an Uber, easy walk in at the front…

Club is located on busy State Road with a small parking lot in front. Can be deceptive and make the club appear to be crowed. There is an adjacent hookah lounge. It is very dark upon…

I visited 830pm on a Wednesday night in late January. This was my first visit back here in many years, but I’ve been going to this location for 30 years. The club layout and description…

If you continue to see my name on multiple club reviews don’t judge me. I had time on my side and took advantage. Out of my 4 local clubs (Risque, Tattletales, Raven, and honorable mention…

I keep going back to this place hoping it will somehow wander back to the way it was before the pandemic and I need to stop thinking that's possible. I know a lot of…

Club Fantasies is a two story brightly painted block building in a somewhat rundown area of Providence There is ample parking adjacent to the building and when you go inside, you see that it is…

I'll be honest, I've read the reviews of this place and they're all pretty lackluster. It's definitely not what it used to be (formerly Sands for those who don't know) but it's not completely terrible…

I paid Just Bliss a visit one Friday morning. Parking is great, you need to find a side street and walk. From the outside, the place doesn't look like much, dark and almost…

The bar is located on 516, a not so busy highway. Parking is ample but disorganized. Walk in to the spot around 11pm on a Friday night. Large rectangular bar with high stools all around,…

Wow we’re the previous reviews right. This may be the best value and most fun I have had in a US strip club in years. My visit was on a Monday night, so…

I normally go to Cheetahs and I was at Cheetahs earlier that evening, but wanted to see some new faces. I decided to go to Expose, because it was nearby Cheetahs. When I first…