Desire
535 NE Columbia Blvd Portland, OR 97211

Hit or Miss, Great When It Hits

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bigmattSF
Mar 13, 2026, 8:27 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Went to Desire around 3pm on a Thursday. Security patted me down and I paid a five dollar cover. There is a one drink minimum, so I paid four dollars for a PBR and sat at the rack.

 

The club is dark, looks like a dive bar with some LED strips on the walls. Two poles/racks with low wheeled chairs around them. One wall of mirrors behind the poles. I do like that you can mostly see the dancers from the bar as well.

 

I saw four girls working total. There were maybe three other patrons at the bar, none at the rack. The first dancer on the pole was a bit thin for my taste, but I tipped five dollars for each of the two songs and enjoyed it. She did rest her legs on my shoulders and bounce on my lap at one point. Kinda fun. She don’t ask if I wanted a dance, maybe she could tell I wasn’t very into it.

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