Low grade but fun was had

Funky little bar out of the way of anything. It was a $25 Uber from Overland Park. There are bunch of torn and conflicted signs at the door in both English and Spanish. Something about being a private club, members only, idk. They asked me for $10 and told me I had to buy drinks and let me in. Door opens at the bar, rest of the room opens to the right, restrooms and kitchen to the left. They apparently serve food. I never saw the menu but someone had left some tater tots on the bar. Draft beers were not on my short list so ordered a bottle of Modelo for $4. So far turning out to be a cheap date.

There were 5 dancers working. They choose their own music off a digital jukebox, no dj. 3 were thick latinas, objectively 4s but hey I like a kind 4 sometimes. One was a latina spinner maybe a 5, number 5 was a cute slender tatted white goth girl. Probably a 7, idk maybe 8. She seemed tired up with a regular the 2 hours I was there.

They sell floor dances for 10, no touching, or a hands on experience in a communal back room for 25. One of the tortas sat down to chat and she was cool. We vibed a little. I bought her a drink and later bought some 25 dances off her. The dance money goes straight to the girls who then pay the house later so I didn't think the 25 rate was terrible especially since the drinks were cheap. LD was full contact and she made sure my hands were full at all times. There was some over the clothes stick shifting and we joked and had a some laughs.

Overall the talent was pretty meh, the place was meh, I came home smelling like cigarettes even though nobody was smoking. Drinks are cheap, girls are cool, and vibe was laid back. I had some fun like usual. Spent less than in California, by a lot. Got my Uber home before 12. So while the score may be low, for a random Wednesday night in the suburbs in the midwest maybe it's not so bad.