Reviews

Just got into town and decided to stop by this spot for the first time. The place was not upscale, but it was not a dive either. I have to say was quite…

This was my first time at this club and it was not my last. I went there the day after because I had so much fun. The drinks and dances are a reasonable…

I have been to Elliots a few times in the past 2 yrs. The dancer turnover is pretty high but overall I would rate them as a 7. Typical, girl next door midwestern look…

This was everything a first timer could ask for. I came unprepared and lost all my money at the door. Luckily my boss bought me a couple dances and had the best contact…

was on my way from a road trip. Been a regular S.rhino customer. think it has gone down since a few years ago. However, Platinum was off the hook. Just a…

I was really curious about this club. The reviews on TUSCI were ok but what made it interesting to me was that this club was mentioned by dancers in other clubs twice this year.…

I made a late night visit to Pleasure Island. I learned they are often open until 4 or so on weekends. If anything, the girls are more aggressive the later you go!…

Late at night I went to the X Show Bar. This club is VERY hard to find at night time. Got lost some times. There are almost no public street light just your car lights.…

Beer prices have gone up to $5.25 from $4.50. Mixed drink prices are $8.50 for house brands. While the beer price increase is not welcome, it remained fixed for a couple of years. No food.…

Club was ok. Went there for a bachelor party. The girls were pretty hot, but only air dances. Every dance was very mechanical and none of the girls looked like they were enjoying…

I have been to Treasures many times and this trip reminded me of what I love and what I hate about the place. I come in the door and there is a huge lineup of people…

I've spent far too many hours there over the years, but I have to say it's a beautiful and comfortable place. The servers are good and friendly, though they normally expect you to buy at…

Stopped in around 7:30 PM, just after teh shifr change. I havent been here in tehevening for quite soem time, usually dropping by in teh afternoon. Of course, most all dancers were all…

Stopped by for an afternoon visit. The beers are a great value (for a strip club) at about $2.75. The girls were mostly attractive and are not very pushy. The stage shows…

This is the best value of any club in LA or So Cal on Monday. If there is a better deal out there someone please let me know. There is always 10+ dancers…

PH is a worthwhile destination IMHO. Since Sept arrests, dances are def toned down however still very good, girls try to grind one off w/ HOP & grind. On last visit was a good selection…

The last two-for-one $20.00 lap dance afternoon prior to the new law. Since I visit "just" for great lapdances its not clear what the lack of customers looking for more will do to Club…

Dropped in early on a weeknight. No cover. Beer was cheap. There were several rather large dancers. Not my thing, but they seemed to be getting plenty of attention on stage.…

This place is terrible, bad stuff going on in the lapdance room, could catch something, especially avoid Ecstasy or Kian, trouble for sure. Since Billy took over anything seems to be going on from what I…

Great place best in the eastern panhandle, 15 to get in and stage dancs are very good. Girls are good looking and are totally nude and in your face Wow, I will be back for…

Went in to see if any improvement and some had been made in quality of dancers. The physical layout of the place is the same, pretty standard chairs and very smoky, nothing of note. The…

I've heard of Ruby's for a while now but didn't get there until recently. A friend of mine brought his own bottle, so while I was drinking all night I'm not sure how it…

I made my way to Ball Park Friday. It was much better this time, things have improved in mileage despite some limitations in privacy. There were a few more attractive girls working and the dance…

I've been to Carnival 4 times. This place is a diamond in the rough. Ladies are "average to good" and very friendly and willing to please. Carnival Books has two floors of movies…

I made my way over the river to Playhouse Friday 4p to see if anything new. A good size crowd and many of the hot Brazilian blondes worked around the bar as usual. There was…

State Street Station is a pretty spacious club. It's got two levels. 3 dancers dancing on stage upstairs, and one downstairs. The club is pretty impressive the girls are not as impressive.…

I've visited the Cary outlet often enough to have a decent idea of what to expect, although I had never been to this club before. But work had me here two weeks ago, so I…

I was in Portland this past weekend and it was my first time at Sassy's. First I might say this is a very cool area. Plenty of great places to hang outside the…

Christie's has the reputation of hosting the best looking women, and there were plenty of them, but there were also plenty of mediocre girls too which was a let down. The lap dances were aweful,…

Stopped in a for a couple of beers mid afternoon and the place was really slow. Very dark in there and no place for Vip room. All the dances are at tables surrounding the stage.…

This may be one of the better clubs in New Orleans but that's not saying much. Bourbon street used to be famous for stip clubs but the good ole days are long gone and most…

Cleopatra remains one of my favorite clubs in downtown Montreal. Dances are still $10 while many of the clubs in the area are now charging $15 or even $20. You do have to tip the…

I stopped in around 4:00 and it was very slow. I'm a regular here and have never seen it so slow, even in the afternoon. There were only 4-5 dancers working and usually…

Had to try this club again after a fun visit a couple weeks prior. This time I arrived about 9, just in time for a lineup. Many different girls than the last time I…

Stopped in for the 1st time in a few weeks and it was alot more fun than last time but still not PH at it's best. Girls seem to be a little…

I didn't think Halloween would be such a slow night at the strip club, but it was surprisingly slow. The dancers didn't seem to want to be working, most had to be called a few…

I went to Club Wax last Friday night around 11 pm, after I left the Hawks game. I'm usually loyal to Pin-Ups on the east side, but after my visit to Wax, I may…

My annual trip to the Magic City Classic football game in Birmingham seems to always bring me to The Furnace for at least an hour. This is partially because the "hood clubs" ( The…

Our server was a lovely girl. She had an upbeat and sweet personality. However the "dancers" were far from attractive. The avg breast size was an 34b. Some of the girls…

Despite a disappointing visit here 6 months ago, I went back and had a good time. 3 of the 4 dancers were attractive, the other needs to lose a lot of weight. I went into…

Visited on Sat Oct 31. Place seemed very dead. Don't know if it was because of Halloween or not. Had dances from Miranda and Charlie and one other blonde whose name escapes me. All were 2…

First time here in September. Saw an ad in a local coupon book at the Hotel and walked over. The theatre is a short walk from the downtown convention center. As you approach the area…

Went in about 2am. It's open until 5. A brunette asked if I wanted a dance. She wasn't particuarly hot, but she was well-endowed up top. She said I could suck up top, which was…

I used to visit this club quite often, and I still have many friends among the older waitresses there. Some of the waitresses are really excellent here. However, I hadn't visited for a…

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon to see what was up with Heartbreakers. $3 cover. $2 domestic bottles. There were about 10 customers,most of them sitting at the bar with dancers. This bar is still…

I went to this club with some friends after getting off work. Let me say one thing there is not one ugly looking woman in this place. I picked my favorite out early…

This is a good little club. Went there on tuesday about 7 and there were 10-12 people with 8 or so dancers. All were 6-9 range and pretty friendly. There was a good variety of…

Bottoms Up is like a solid restaurant: You know what you're going to get, you know what it is going to cost, you also know that there will be few surprises either good or…

This club offered much more than I expected. I went on a thursday night. About 15-20 dancers were working that night. Mostly 7 and 8's with a few 9's inbetween. Lapdances…

I'd never been to the cricket but always checkout one new place every trip. Cricket is a small, extremely clean and friendly club. If you want glitz and show this is not the place. It's…

I'd only experienced Stars once before, a couple of years back, but recalled it positively, so opted for it over Beansnappers or a couple of lesser known clubs in the area on a recent visit…

This place is not as good as it was. It seems that with the economy the way it is it would fill up with hot 18-21 year olds! But they are all gone. The IS…

Based on the great reviews, I stopped on my way through Indy early Sunday evening. The Flamingo does things a little differently from the norm. The one stage is oblong, with three dancers…

This is a composite review of 2 trips: One late summer Thu. night, and a recent Mo. night visit. As I bought 1 yr. membership card for $10 on mid-year initial visit, $8 cover (really…

Honey's has always been a mixed bag. There may be one or two great girls who know how to work it, a neebie, and a few who just stand there and wonder why they don't…

Arrived about 3:00 on Sunday and was happy to see it moderately busy. As usual, was approached almost immediately by a dancer who grabbed my crotch and asked if I wanted a private dance.…

Pressure, Pressure, Pressure. Had a a couple of "leeches" grab me and my buddy as soon as we walked in. It became non-stop pressure for the Champagne room. No matter how many times we declined…

Got a lot of attention at the rail for a buck. Girls seemed to want to please more so than usual which was all right with me. Seemed to be more Brazilians than in the…

I've been in to the Alex's a couple of times in the last 3 weeks. As a previous review noted, they've changed their lap dance/dancer compensation arrangement at this club, which currently is rather intrusive…

Was in there on a Saturday night and had a good time. Most of the girls are very attractive while some are just OK. The staff is very friendly including bouncers, bartenders even the coat…

Went after a football game and got in for free with the ticket stub. All the dancers and staff super friendly had a dancer grab my ass as I walked by. I will be going…

I have to agree with the previous reviewer about this being a very relaxed club. It's amazing how bars acquire character that stays with them forever. I first visited this club years ago…

I was in town for a conference last week and thought I would try out Little Darlings and Deja Vu. I got there about 6pm. I had to wait for the check…

Camelot was exactly as advertised: upscale, expensive, and incredible. The place is well laid out (rather skinny building, but hey, it's DC), and the drinks are a tad on the expensive side (I spent 30…

After being in Little Darlings until happy hour was over I stopped over to Deja Vu. It was completely dead with two guys and four girls. Because it is nude there was no…

Now, this review is kindy dated, since the last time I visit the Joker was in the late 80's, when I was stationed at the Naval Base. Now, I don't…

Great Club. I like to go in the afternoon, get a bucket of beer for $10 and talk to the ladies. The afternoon girls are 5-7's with a couple that are lower.…

Went to Partners last weekend...it was pretty good. Got a private dance, but wasn't really worth the money. The BYOB thing is cool though. I'd probably go back here, but really just…

This place has a nick name of Dream Whores because it is so dirty. The door price is $10 no matter what time of the day. Before 7:30 pm you get a…

The Hugger has been my favorite club for years going back to the day when I lived in Kokomo. Now that I have moved 4 hours away, I still make it a point to…

I stopped by because Hazmat said Lacy was back. Must have been her day off. DAMN! I will be back. Got Dances from Chase, Chasity, Sam, Whitney, Nicole, and a few others I had not…

I'm not from this area nor do I go to clubs often.; last time was maybe 3 yrs ago down in Ft. Lauderdale so that's a totally different scene with huge clubs and tons of…

Visited this club a couple months back. This is the best bang for your buck. Some of the girls are 9s which is pretty good. Had dances from ginger, she is just awesome - knows…

Good: Lots of dancers working. Smaller thinner ones like Dylan, Tori (great pole work), and London (great pole work), and plenty of linebackers with volleyballs bolted to their chests. Within the first two songs, seven of…

Stopped in around 5 PM. There were less than a dozen customers, but 15-20 dancers. The first dancer that approached me was down right scary, and did not want to leave me alone.…

This club appears to have seen better days as have most of the girls. It is just about still a strip club but really more a place people go for the more expensive hookers…

Me and my boy went on a Friday about 3 weeks ago. The last time we came here, it was in February when we only stayed in the club for like 20 mins before…

Ok, where to start. When you first see this club from the outside, its small as ever. You think to yourself how the club can function from the outside. There's plenty of…

This is a new club that has been open about 3 weeks and didn't have a large sign installed yet so it is easy to miss going west on the I-410 Loop access road.…

Henry's is Henry's, not much change ever. Not great atmosphere at all except for the girls and that's why all the guys come here. It seems like everytime I stop in and get dances the…

I stopped by CF on Halloween afternoon. They had the upstairs nude room closed, which is my favorite part of the club. They only had one stage going downstairs, with just the usual…

The club is kept clean and in pretty good shape. The drinks are 4-5 per a beer. There are 3 stage with the two smaller ones used only on Friday and Saturday night.…

I went to the OG on Thursday Oct 22 while my friend stayed in his room and cried about all the money he had lost so far gambling. He missed out. I was…

not so hot ... overpriced drinks, but no alcohol ... they advertise "hundreds of beautiful girls, and three ugly ones" ... should be the other way around ... never played full-length songs ... a total…

I visited the Gold Club for the first time last week. Showed up just before 8:00 with a 6-pack in hand. The non-VIP cover was $5. I went ahead and paid the…

Nothing terribly exciting to look at on the outside. The parking lot is ample, and I didn't have a fear or dread... maybe it was the expensive sports cars out there. Upon entry, it was…

visited on thursday nite, october 16 around 7 pm. admission is $15 and bottled beer is $8. enjoyed several dances at $20 each, mainly in the back where there was very little lighting and the…

I dropped in to Tattletale around drive time today. There were around 8-10 girls, and none ranked higher than an 8... and there was only one ranking that high. Skye or Brooklyn (whatever...)…

This was a nicely appointed large club. Cover charge was 5 dollars. They had a free buffet. The number of dancers was limited. None asked if I wanted a dance. Had…

On a Monday, at the beginning of drive time, there were about 6 or 7 girls working. There was one that was a solid 8, the rest trickled down the scale... This is…

Well, it was a Monday night so it's hard to be too critical. $8 cover, $4.50 beer, not too bad. There was only one stage going, place was pretty dead. Walked in, and nobody…

Nasty, scary place in a bad area of town. The single restroom had no lock and no soap. The only dancer that looked reasonable had body odor. She had an interesting story, but it didn't…

Second club visited on a block trip visit. Typical layout - $7.00 beers - $20.00 small drink - $80 medium drink - I forgot the other really big drink price. Not that interested in…

Paid my admission and made my first and last visit to the club. They had menu listed at the entrance with very reasonable price. I ordered hamburger and fries and drink and was…

Bar is just ok, they need a real lady's room, for guests and dancers. The girls are pretty, some are actually beautiful. They are not pushy, which is nice. I was there with my husband,…

The stripclub that time forgot. The only redeeming part of this joint is that the dancers get nude. The main problem with the place is that the dancers get nude. None of the dancers were…

This club was so small and so dingy and dirty it made me feel sick when I walked in. The music was way to loud it gave me an instant headache. The dancers were pretty…

I was disappointed with this club due to a lack of dancers. Otherwise, Scores is a good club worth a visit. I went on a weeknight around 9PM and there were only four…

I went on the night of the UFC 104 fight, and the place was crowded with no place to get a chair. The there were no dances going on, but lots of girls just…

Having gone to Little Darlings last Halloween (and loving the variety of girls in interesting costumes) I decided to try Deja Vu this year. Big difference. I arrived around 10:30 on…