High mileage, be prepared and patient

This will go down in history as my favorite strip club experience to date. Walked in expecting to spend an afternoon lounging about, but left after an hour once I got my fill, and boy did I.

Got to the club shortly after noon. No cover before 6PM, and free lunch with the purchase of 2 drinks. I didn’t get the food, just a $5 beer. Took a lap to explore, there are 2 bars with dancers on the pole, in addition to the main stage, plus multiple sections of couches. As I was sipping my drink, a sexy Venezuelan woman with fake tits and a nice smile came over and introduced herself. After telling her I was from out of town, we chatted a bit and then she asked if I’d like a dance. The sign on the wall says dances start at $25/song.

We went over to the couches, and she took her top off and straddled me, reaching down to grope me through my pants. She could tell I was excited, and asked if I wanted to move to the VIP in back. We moved to a corner booth, and discussed pricing. I probably could have negotiated better, as I gave her just under $500.