Reviews

When you enter this club, there is a secondary door that is always locked. The bearded lady that runs the soda bar comes to let you in, provided you pay the $5 admission. You don't…

What a night I had here. This club is more than worth the time. It is clean comfortable and definetly not seedy like some. The women are great, slim, trim, and firm. Every guy's fantasy…

I was not disapointed with the quality of the girls; however, they were not much fun. I had listened to ads on the local radio station about this place, so as I was passing…

I cannot believe it has been over a year since I have walked through the doors of YS, but I specifically scheduled a 5 hour layover at the airport so I could do a quick…

Went to the BR today on the recommendation of others on this board. Time for me to give back with a review. I arrived around 12:30 on Friday afternoon, the club was almost empty, there was…

Got here rather late for me, but was sort of worth it. Quite a lot of eye candy and there were plenty of good looking girls to interest me. The place has two different dance…

Went in on a friday night, and there was a ton of dancers. At least 5 or 6 giving private dances, a few on stage, maybe another 5 or so working the crowd, and several…

I haven't been to Chicago in a while but I always stop here on my way. I think IS is a great value. There aren't any extra's but short of that these are…

I visited McHales a second time and this time fell into my groove and had a great time while I was there. The sound system at McHales ABSOLUTELY sucks but one plus is there…

I came here on a rainy Sunday with a friend because I've heard about this place being of of the best places in NYC. There was no cover because we came in around 530-6pm. After…

Went on a thurs. afternoon and it was dead. There were 12 girls working that afternoon and most of the veterans that were working there were all gone due to the club getting more strict…

I liked the club, although I apparently 9:30 was too early as it was empty. There were about 10 beautiful girls there. The club is small, but nice inside with plenty of tables and comfortable…

I never thought I would say this about PP. But I got riped off. I net a girl when I walked in we chated for a bit. then went & did a couch dance for…

I agree with the previous poster. This is a good place to get something to eat, drink beer and watch boobage. I arrived around 6:00 on a Thursday, stopping on the way through town…

Stopped in on tues only to find what everyone else is noticing-- that the crowds are not really crowds these days. Economy I guess. I don't think they're making the most prudent decision by…

went for my friend. many eastern europeans. no cover charge if you come before 8 pm i guess. no coat check fee also. its too pricey for queens area like you have to pay $40…

Stopped by for my third visit over the last year. Most everything was the same as before, pretty reliable that you are going to have a variety of dancers, LOUD music, dark interior, and most…

This place is a favorite of mine. If I lived near enough, I'd never need another club. It's near much classier Pink Pony, but I prefer Follies, which is less expensive, more fun, and MUCH…

I have been here several times this fall. Of course the best looking dancers are on weekend nights. They are now closed mondays for the winter. Having been there a few weeks…

It is always hit or miss here at PP. The dancers have no schedules and work as free agents, setting their own hours. I had a couple hours to spare and some cash, so I…

First of all the girls did not leave you alone at all. So after being totally hassled I agreed to 3 dances for $100. Waste of money for a crummy air dance.…

After a few trips where there were few customers, I went last Tuesday and Knockouts is picking up. Maybe the economy is in recovery after all. Knockouts is a good value, with $5 lap dances…

Went there a couple times in recent months. As others have already stated there is a pretty stiff cover charge (no pun intended) and also a 2-drink minimum that the bartender enforces. Juice…

Decided to stop by after a long hiatus. The last visit was pretty bad - I had to make myself get a dance because of the lack of talent. I was pleasantly surprised…

I visited Cowboys twice on a Thursday in July, once in the afternoon and again later than night, but am only now getting around to reviewing it. In the afternoon there was no cover and maybe…

I decided to try Déjà vu on a Sunday. I did not realize it but they let you in for free from 6-8PM. You also get 30% longer dances, both topless and VIP. This is…

It was almost 3:00 AM (maybe 2:30, I am not sure) on a Saturday night. I was on my way home from the regular dance club. The cab passed by the Club Miami that looked…

Went by this afternoon. Two customers and five dancers. Chase was not working but Nicole is back. Dancers were standoffish and the place was pretty dead. At one point all the…

So I found myself in northern Michigan dealing with some business in the middle of nowhere and was in the mood for a titty bar. Found this place online and drove out into the countryside…

What is going on with adelitas these days? The last couple times vie been down there, it has been completely absent of anything higher than a 7. And even then, there was like one. Where…

Been to Tootsie's a number of times now, and at various times, and all I can say is what has been said before! "If you don't see what you want, wait a minute and…

I've been here a couple times in the past few weeks, and it's usually not too busy. Very low pressure atmosphere, as the girls don't really chase too hard. The dancers vary from…

It was my second visit to the Landing Strip. You can tell from the outside that the club is flashy. The club has an awkward structure, with the second floor with the main seating, bar…

Overall a decent if somewhat average club. Has one large stage on the right as you enter and there are 2 or 3 small satellite stages around the room. The $25 cover gets…

I travel from North Carolina to Miami one every four months just to visit Tootsie's. The size of the club ,the wide variety of body types and races make it the best club that i…

Being in my 50's and never have gone to one of these places, i really did not know what to expect. Walked in the back and bought a theater ticket, found a couple of guys…

Things are starting to pick back up in South Florida as winter approaches. The quality of dancers is generally much higher than in the summer. I stopped by on a whim and had a pretty…

Visited night Shift again during the week. They have beer specials Tues thru Thursday. The beer specials end by 10 and vary by the night. Buds were $2. Cover is $2 during the week plus the price of your…

All three stages were being used but it didnt seem like there was that many people there. The dancers there didnt really look all that good tonight, most were 6s maybe a couple 7s in…

I'm going to have to give Rumorz a thumbz down for extras in the club. However, there were several pretty girls in there. This is a pretty busy atmosphere with quite a bit…

There weren't many customers here. The girls out numbered the guys. Tipped a couple of girls at the statge (the floor lights up). The stage area is pretty dark.…

i went in to audition and the place was totally dark inside. i thought the power went out. there was no music, no girls, no guys, and one older guy behind the bar.he turned on…

Was in town to visit family members, it was about 12:00 midnight. Had pass by a few time when I go to the Valley, I said to myself next time I will stop just to…

Ok - Lydia didn't like that I said that she played mind games, so I take it back. However, she wouldn't laugh at any of the funny things I said and laughed at all…

Exit Expressway 83 at Bass Road, a few miles east of 77. Jaguar’s offers front row ‘VIP’ parking for a price or plenty of free parking in the back. At 8:30 on a Wednesday the…

visited 11Pm ish. No cover. No stage show, which is different. More like a neighborhood bar. $4.00 for Miller Lite. Dancers ranged from 4-7 mostly. Had a few $5 barstool dances with "pink", a petite…

I used to dance at the Hot Body Club, which was near the Silver Dollar. Several of the other dancers at Hot Body's danced at the Silver Dollar, and said it wasn't too bad.…

Myself and a friend hit this club when we were in Cabo. Not a bad club. I found the clubs in Cancun to be a little better and a little cheaper than this…

Made one of my rare sojourns to Nogales to look for some Mexican tiles from a local business I have been dealing with for years. I decided to hit a few clubs and it seemed…

The fact that this club is still around after all these years and the changes in NOgales asys a lot for it. It has been remodeled about 7 times over the years, and was never…

Went to Oasis on a Wednesday afternoon. It was around 5pm and I didn't pay a cover. Had a couple beers, decent prices. Around $5 for a beer. The layout was nice. The bar seating…

A friend and I were in town and decided to go here from all the raves we had heard. We arrived on a Thursday evening and had dinner next door first It was…

West Last night. $10 at the door, and BYOB, simply put, you can EASILY get high mileage, lap dances are 20, but sometimes you don't even have to talk them down, they'll be 10. I…

Was staying in Coconut Grove and decided to stop by this place after work one night. Was difficult to find as it is down a ally and my GPS was not much help. There was…

This might have been one of my best visits to CF in a long while. The downstairs was busy when I got there but the upstairs was fairly dead, so I spent most of…

This review covers a visit from a couple weeks ago. Made an impromptu visit since I was in the neighborhood. The place was not very crowded and I was able to get a…

Stop by here periodically to look for a semi-crazy Laotian girl that used to work here when it was Pony Tails. The club is the definition of a dive. Small club and for…

First time to Dream Girls, basically went on a whim. Cover is still 9 plus the 9 bottomless drink. A bit steep for dayside, but whatever. I was the only guy in there for a…

Was staying in the neighborhood and hungry and on an expense account so decided to check out club for dinner. First, parking in the lot was actualy free - after some intiial confusion amongst…

Went by after work because I had a stressful day, and wanted to have a pretty lady's company. Wanted to say that you get what you pay for! There are a few 8/9's and then theres plenty…

Visited a couple of times now. Pretty crude facility. Stage is big in the middle of the floor. The girls are mostly not very good looking actually. There are a couple…

Went by after work because I had a stressful day, and wanted to have a pretty lady's company. Wanted to say that you get what you pay for! There are a few 8/9's and then theres plenty…

Foxy Lady has been advertising 2 for 1 lap dances on Tuesday, so I thought I would check them out last night. Very disappointing. Everyone at the club seemed bored to death. The dancers were…

this place is awesome the girls are hott as shitt this place is really wild nothing off limits the girls are here to make money you got the cash they got the time alott of…

Went to the Hustler club the other night at about 8pm. Cover was $15. 2 different floors to this club, in the upstairs smoking is allowed. On Tuesdays you can get $2…

Wow this club has certainly changed. The lap dances downstairs are now 15 dollars. This sounds great, but the quality of girls at this club is seriously lacking. I saw stretch marks, c-section scars and…

I ended up at the Red Garter Saturday night. I arrived pretty late, it was the last stop on a birthday bar crawl. We were a mixed group of men/women and that's usually a hit…

Well its been a very long time since I have stopped in at this place. I expected it to be dead given the time of day I stopped in. The first thing…

I visited the Silhouette Showbar in Coopersburg and it looks ok from the outside. I went inside and it is an old country bar with 2 pool tables in 2 small sections of the…

It had been almost a year since I visited the Inner Room. I had been really looking forward to the visit and unfortunately it didn't compare to my past visits. Maybe because it…

OK, I read the previous reviews, so I wasn't sure what to expect. It does seem to be off the beaten path, I went through an industrial section, then a older neighborhood. The building didn't…

Went to Jumbos for the third time. Funny, until a couple of months ago, I knew nothing about it. I actually prefer it to a strip club as the girls are, IMO, more athletic and…

Hadn't been here in awhile. Same cover as previous visits. No waitress so the DJ is also the door guy, lap dance timer, and brings you your water and bucket of ice. Guess clean-up isn't…

Went here during one of their special events. Impressed by the lineup of girls. Drink prices seemed reasonable. Took the plunge with the champagne room. It's really a VIP room, $150 per 1/2 hour I…

The number ratings don't rally tell the tale. I went by to check out this new club. There was only one person there. One of the guys on the management team.…

Stopped in Mystic on a monday after watching monday night football. There were around 8 dancers all very attractive and friendly. Also there was a very attractive asian bartender The variety of body styles…

Good setup. Multiple rooms. 3 feature stages, one in the back, one in the middle, and the third is platform with 360-degree seating and no rail. Good beers, and I hear the food is good…

One of my favorite strip clubs. The most attractive dancers you'll find at a club - mostly Caucasian, almost all very fit, about half are surgically enhanced. Single small stage means you have a good…

An older building, very small, with un-paved parking. Definitely below the usual Tampa standard club. Interior is low budget, loud, anything but clean, but this place is fun and the girls are casual…

I prefer to express myself in a list format. But I'm not going to. Here is what I liked about the club Attractive girls mostly. I was pretty impressed, I'd say I found 70% of the girls…

I went to this place with three buddes on a Saturday after we had been to a bunch of bars and clubs. It was pretty late already, but a friend of mine lives in…

I've been there twice but this is the first time I got a chance to put a review in. It is right across the border from DC and on a main street…

Went to the club after a very long time and it has only gotten worse with time. The place is really an old house-like structure. Looks like it hasn't been painted or renovated…

This offically is my new lap spot barely edging out Irvings. These women work hard. I went friday night during the Pacquiao fight and it was packed with women of all shapes, shades…

I went on Customer Appreciation day with about 15-20 dancers. This club was amazing for during Customer Appreciation day. They had $1 DRINKS and I have never purchased a drink of a place that had…

Visited the Vu last Thursday and it was amateur night. The amateurs did a pretty good job. As for the rest of the dancers, it seems like the quality has went down from when I…

Cover Charge is $20. SOB reviewer says it $15(maybe true for slower days like Sunday) $20 a Full contact except the kitten LD. VIP is $40 for 1st dance and $30 for each song after.…

Went to relieve some stress this afternoon. Went in and there were a good number of dancers (plus), but true to Dollies form there were several that were not of my taste (thus the…

Went there one evening to watch one of the monday night games and it has a good atmosphere. The club has a wide variety of dancers which is a good thing if you ask…

Nice place. had never been so i met a friend for an afternoon drink at SR. girls were not pushy at all and nice to talk to. dances were average to good depending on the…

I stopped in on a Wednesday around 5. I never made it in to the club. They have a new policy that they must scan your id at the door. I do…

Wow - this place was great. Went here Sunday evening to watch football and have dinner. Food is actually good and not at all expensive. The women were gorgeous - well -…

Get thee to the Kamasutra! Awesome place, went with three of my buddies on a boy's weekend. Paid nothing for cover as we picked up cards from someone on the street for free admission. Paid $20…

I don't really know how to value the 'Dancer Rating' - to me a '10' would have almost all 8,9,and 10 rated women on the looks scale. A 10 rating doesn't mean all the…

Made another trip last night as I had some time to kill, and this seemed to be a better option than a sports bar on a slow sports night. Unfortunately in the hour-plus I was…

I kinda like this place for what it is. The good: 1. No one hustles you for money. You want or don't want. No pushing. 2. the girls are generally nice people with pleasant…

I hit up Club Volcano, "the Cano" as I call it, with some friends for his birthday. It was my first time ever being to a gentlemen's club so I was a little nervous, not…

Just a follow up on the mileage thing. I agree with OldJones that its really about how much fun you had. To give a bit more detail to make the point, the girl on girl…

My ratings are based on a recent visit. I've been to this club before and those trips were by far on the upper end of the scale, but unfortunately this particular trip left a…

Friday afternoon visit that confirmed for me to wait until after the 2nd dancer arrival shift. I stayed from 4:00 to 7:00. It's hard to say anything new about the Brass. I had dances…