Frenchy's
119 Av. Juan Ponce de León, Guaynabo, 00969, Puerto Rico*

Good potential here

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ChampionOfAura
Apr 3, 2026, 12:03 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Rolled in around 11 PM with a $20 cover, though the guy at the door definitely sounded like he said “twenty-four.” Handed over a $25 bill, and he just pocketed the extra without a word—apparently assuming it was a tip. Annoying start, but whatever. Once inside, the talent level was solid: a solid 7 out of 10 or better across roughly 20 dancers, ranging from rail-thin to BBW, with skin tones from deeply tanned all the way to Black. Good variety, no matter your preference.

 

Cocktails will run you $14 a pop, which feels steep for the neighborhood but they were pretty strong. The crowd was a mix—gringos in groups, locals holding their own tables, everyone mingling but definitely two different vibes in the room. Big stage in the center is the main attraction, and tipping there is basically mandatory if you want any attention. Lots of dollar action flying, so come prepared. You can get dollars at the bar.

 

Lap dances are $40 for what feels like one to two songs—definitely under five minutes. Dances are handshakes and sexy. And the girls will stop after the time you’ve paid for so they won’t just dance for 5 songs and all of a sudden you owe 200 bucks. If you want real privacy, the room is $250 for 40 minutes. I was tied that’s your That’s the real hit to the wallet, but for the right dancer, it might be worth it. Overall: bring cash, watch the door upcharge, and don’t expect cheap drinks or long dances. Fun for a late night, but you’ll pay for every minute.

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