Reviews

Arrived at about 2:00. $10 cover no parking. Pat down to detect large guns. He patted down my hair, which was quite odd. VIP rooms are $60 and $200 is the standard girl charge. Full…

This was my first time at Club 390 as my last experience at Blackjack's left a lot to be desired. Costs: Cover: $20 Lapdances: $30 Private Rooms: $400 (10% fee for using CC so ended up at $440) Drinks:…

Decided to hit the pompano trio (BT, DD and cheetahs) never made it past cheetahs lol Parking $2 lot was quite full and $15 at the door for cover This was Friday evening around…

$40 for entry and VIP (room for more private dances). Dance can be done on the floor as well. Two stages with girls rotating every two songs. Their 2nd song they go completed…

Visited the Old Dirty Bird for the first time since reopening last winter. Did a nice job inside compared to what it was prior to closing as The Red Raven at the end of 2021.…

Schizophrenic club, one day you can find several accommodating attractive dancers and the next time will be nothing but a bunch of fatties upset you don’t accept their “wanna dance” routine. The latter was found…

Place is located off a main street with many restaurants and businesses. Kind of tricky as there's a few one ways to get there but you have to find street parking. Its not that hard,…

I went to Cloud 9 on a Thursday evening around 9pm. I paid no cover and had a $5 Miller Lite. When I walked in a very attractive AA dancer (solid 9) was finishing her…

In my last review of this club I noticed they were cutting the songs so short, that I actually felt compelled to time them. They were noticeably longer on this visit, which I somewhat attribute…

I had a pair of meetings that the Criket fell perfectly between. Even though it meant that I'd get there just after opening, I figured it would be more fun to sit there for 50…

Tried to get the pick-up to bypass VIP on Thursday at 9:00, but they said they were not picking up singles at that time so I took a Lyft. When I got there, they told…

This past Friday night I decided to check out Satin Dolls because it’s always felt like the most famous club in New Jersey. It must be good then right? Wrong. It was around 10:30 and…

Haven’t been here in 8,9 weeks & this day I took the 80-mile ride to one that often goes the full spectrum of enjoyment. Today was a bust, for me. I…

After a few weeks away I hit TT around 7:30, Valet was working but as I Ubered I did not use, Airport metal detector was used, security are very friendly and a $10 cover which…

I went to The Men’s Club in Dallas on a night that my flight connection was cancelled and I was stranded for the night. Checked into my hotel and hit up TUSCL to see what…

Saturday night, late. My last two trips here have been disappointing at best, but the dancer I had the best experience with at JB's came back from retirement according to their Facebook page, so I…

I went there Thursday evening last week. One of the worst strip club in Portland. The place is actually nice. Bar is nice. Bartender was nice. Everything was good…. Except the girls. There are two stages.…

I’m a local and there is nothing decent in Colorado Springs any more. Oh, wait: 8:30PM, parking lot is well lit. Typically there is a bouncer hanging around outside when I’ve been there kind of watching…

So, this is from a recent sunday visit. I went in late in the afternoon around 4:30 pm. A celebration, and I wanted to have my dip in the choclate sin. The club is same…

This was my first time going to Diamond. I went on a Saturday around 7pm. Parking was $20 and cover was $20. The layout is nice their are a few stages that go through the…

This seems to be my go-to strip club when I’m on business in the Tampa area. Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 3. This place was fairly busy with both dancers and…

Visited on a Wednesday night. The entrance was brightly lit, with an interestingly tattooed bouncer/door guy. One you enter there is a bar to left, with a slightly unobstructed view to the stage. Most…

Friday evening in Louisville - quite hot out, but because my hotel was less than a half mile, I chose to walk to the club. Physical Club Description: • As I walked, did not look for…

Was back in Tampa so returned to my standard afternoon hangout. Two stages, one girl dancing at a time, pasties covering their nipples,girls typically did 3 song sets. No cover charge before 7:00…

You definitely can Miss it if you don't know what you're looking for. Located at where county line and route 309 should intersect, except that they don't, all the way at the end of county…

Like many places it is in a nondescript area, not much around. I always prefer to take a cab because I’m easily sketched out and don’t like to leave my car in club lots. Hot Texas…

I was in town on business and got bored in the hotel. I arrived around midnight. $20 cover with 15-20 people in the club. About 5-6 ladies working. Only 1 was hot in my opinion.…

Visited on a recent Friday. Arrived around 9:30p. This place is located in the boonies. Security guy at front, checks Id and wands you. Proceed to register. Cashier was a grizzly looking guy. Didn’t really…

I was in Morristown, so I decided to stop by Fringe for a beer and check it out again. Fringe has an updated and slightly upscale look and feel to it. There is…

I head the Coliseum was allowing fun in back again, so I stopped in a couple of days ago mid-afternoon to check it out myself. The basics haven't changed, you still pull up to the…

Read that this place was different than the typical strip club so stopped by on a Thursday around 1am. Like other reviewers mentioned, it's located in an industrial area so was pretty dead at this…

Came in here last Sunday with a buddy of mine. As soon as we walked in 4 girls grabbed my arm and started selling a vip with no hesitation. I mean I like when a…

Thinking with the wrong head On a recent weekday afternoon at Barbie's pink wonderland in Burlington, I made a rookie mistake of allowing the little guy to make a bad decision. We all know either from personal…

Stopped by late on a Friday Night. I drop in fairly regularly since I often pass thru this area. Located in a quiet residential area, it’s really just a neighborhood bar with the possibility of…

First time at this place -- as people will mention, go to Sneaky Pete's to get a drink first, get your hand stamped then, and then go upstairs. I walked in, bought my $14 required…

This was my first visit to PaperMoon and my first time at a Virginia club. I only thought to come because a dancer I met in Atlanta is from the area and said she sometimes…

Outside: (Thursday night Review)Smallish Gold Club sign along the street on a busy but uncluttered commercial area city avenue. The area is not cosmopolitan but it’s not a crime area IME. The building is standalone…

I was in the neighboorhood last Saturday afternoon so decided to stop by The Venue. Plenty of parking, no cover, dirty bathroom and bar to the right. Lapdance booths are in the back, behind the…

Went to Pandora's around 6 in the evening after work. Parking lot was nearly full which is probably a good sign. Cover was 10$ (happy hour price I guess). Opted for a coke (2 for…

I went to Club 390 on a Wednesday afternoon. There was plenty of parking and the entrance to the Club has a big room before you even get in the club. I walked into the…

This is my favorite place in Pittsburgh as is clear from all the reviews that tI wrote. I have become somewhat of a regular since last few months and the reception guy, manager, bartender and…

Came into the club at close to 3am. There was valet parking only but I don’t recall how much it cost. Before you enter the club you are patted down, you head inside, pay the cover…

So I made another visit here. Club is located a few minutes off the highway in an industrial part of town. Walk in, metal detector, all that jazz, no cover, yada yada. Came in on…

So I actually used to dance at skins I worked here for about 2 weeks. (Had to wait for my check because of the amount) I only ever got 1 vip room when I realized…

First of all, I am a female and visited with my husband. It was a Thursday around seven and there was no one at the door so we went on and grabbed some seats at…

Topical has taken on a transformation over the last few years. It has now become the younger sister to HK across the street. There are things that separate but slowly there are becoming less and…

BOTTOM LINE UP FRONT, unfortunately the Parrot is no longer the place to be...and honestly kinda sad now. Review: After many a visit to El Paso, and hearing from locals the Red Parrot was the place to…

Stopped by on my way to golf on Friday afternoon. Desires was packed. Lots of regulars hangin with girls they know. I am a Wednesday or Thursday evening guy; so not too many familiar faces.…

TL:DR $3 cover, $20 lap dances. Lots of dancers for a Thursday, limited variety (mostly Latinas), and half a dozen topless dancers visible at all times. More dancers than customers. Helps if you speak some Spanish.…

Visited this place on a Saturday night coming from the movie theater. The cover charge is pretty pricy at $25 but you get a bottle of water with admission so I guess that makes up…

So the first thing about this place is the parking is great and discrete. You walk into the store part and pay $15 for access to the club. Before you go, I would recommend looking…

Bigger crowd than you see here most of the time. There were at least a dozen dancers and probably twice that many PL‘s at 10:30 PM on a Friday evening. Entry included an $11 cover charge…

Stopped by on Tuesday afternoon around 12:30 to see very few cars in the parking lot but figured I’d check it out anyway. As I walked in, I was surprised to see a dancer on…

Silver Criket - overall very nice club and quiet location, friendly environment, decent girls and worth the money. The organism that links humans to an earlier species might be found at Silver Criket during the day…

Came to this bar in the evening after 10 pm. There is parking available at the laundromat across the street. When you come in there is a small bar with seating all around. The girls…

For years Fantasies has always been my fail safe. 90% of the time I will find something to my liking. Club is located in an industrial area, seems safe enough to me. Parking lot…

Went in to just relax and unwind. All of the dancers and the bartender were all very friendly and made me feel comfortable almost immediately. Cover is a bit much at $10. Mixed drinks and…

I’ve had a love hate relationship with this club over the years, so after a great couple of visits in January, I decided to give it another shot on a recent Tuesday night. Have…

I told myself I wouldn't go back but I live in the area and for what it's worth, they have some of the hottest girls I've seen in the clubs. I ventured in on a…

I visited here twice recently, first on a Wednesday around 1:00 pm and then on a Saturday around 4:00pm. Not surprisingly, the place was much busier on a Saturday afternoon. Cover charge both…

Arrived shortly after midnight Sunday , I’ve been here many times in the past pre and post COVID… we can all keep preaching COVID changed things for the worst for these gogós for us gents.…

I arrived about 10 pm and left before midnight. No cover when I arrived, no hassle by security, just went right in. When I walked in, stage was straight ahead, no girl dancing so…

I was swinging through Vegas on I-15 on a long road trip and times my visit to hit palomino. This and chicas next door are the only Vegas clubs I go to anymore. It had…

Parking is still free. Cover depends on the day and time you arrive. Before 7 has no cover, after you will be carded by the scanner. I can't figure out what the exact charge is…

I needed to see the Spanish Legend. She is a 5ft spanish speaking mami that is a legend in the PNW. Pandoras and other non chain strip clubs in Seattle are places where you can…

While on a road trip through the Carolinas I found myself in Charlotte with some time on my hands so I made the drive to Salisbury to check out Nicole's based on other TUSCL reviews.…

Stopped by for the first time I quite a long time. It was around 6:00 pm when i did stop by. Noticed right away that the number of dancers outnumbered customers by a 2:1…

I decided to stop in on a random Sunday, and being the only real place open, I went to the pony. Parking lot was about half full, parking was pretty cheap at $3, but they…

The setup is really standard. 2 bars on opposite sides and booths lined up around the edges. They had plenty of extra tables to sit at as well. Sunday special is $100 bottles of Epsilon (and other…

Combo of a couple visits... Refer to my last review where I had an unplanned opportunity to sample another dancer, at the encouragement of my regular. On the next visit, my regular was busy,…

The Gold Club definitely has a different vibe depending on the night and time you visit. I've been late on weekends when it's busier but enjoy the lower hustle and bustle on a weeknight after…

I had never been to this club and after a few positive reviews, I decided to give it a shot. I went in mid-afternoon and noticed it was much lighter than other clubs however there…

Bare Exposure is on Atlantic Ave across the street from Caesar’s Casino. It is open late (3-4am weeknights and I believe 6a on Fridays and Sat but I never made it that late) pretty much…

I actually liked this place but got mildly ripped off by a dancer. The vibe of the place is very country, plenty of girls, a fair mix. The prices weren't terrible and the mileage was…

I was in Milwaukee on business and was looking for some entertainment. I walk in with no cash (spent it Gold Diggers) and the front desk credit card machine was down so no entry fee.…

Dropped by on a Wednesday night, around 10PM. This night I was a bit surprised to get a security guard pat down on the way in. Cover was $10. This place is large-ish for…

I was getting a repair on my car at the dealerships down the street. Went in around 130 saw 3 girls right away go up to the vip with some customers. I got a beer(Canadian)…

Popped in on a Tuesday night about 10:00pm. Place was slow and there were 6 girls working. Three of them were my type (I like thin and/or athletic women first followed by small…

PM This place is located on Market st in Paterson close to route 80 and makes for an easy jump off and exit on the way to nyc. Parking can be a problem as the street…

Went with my girl, her first time. She was excited to see the girls interact with me. The club however was not very lively. Only a couple of girls working. The club…

Warning up front: I literally saw someone using IV heroin in here. The setup is based around a low center stage with comfy couches and low lighting. Stage shows happen every half hour and are pretty…

Peppermint Hippo is early in the evening and ive made a series of poor life decisions. Drank too much, ate too much and now looking to continue the party? If you somehow end…

In town and luckily not in the Loop this time. needed to be right over near BJs which was much better than having to get there from even the airport or downtown. Really easy to…

Last time I dropped by just to check out the strip clubs in Seattle was well before the 2020 era. Entry now cost $15 for a soda, and so far as I can tell, the interior…

The obvious difference from my last Raven visit maybe two months ago was Diamond's champion rack on display. When I was there last, Diamond had been keeping those twin giants covered for months. This random…

I checked in around 3 pm. At the time I was greeted by the friendly security guard. When I waltzed in I got my usual rum and coke for $6. The club was more busy…

Stopped by on a recent Sunday evening. Club is in a safe area, plenty of parking. There is a $10 cover after 7pm. Upon entering the club the bar is to your right.…

I am a known regular at Club D. I don't post much anymore because I mostly tend to spend my money and time on one dancer. We have a level of comfort and trust with…

Visited the Egyptian goddess. Showing her age. Followed some college age crowd in who aren’t familiar with the doorman shake down. Cover is free with caveat. You must tip the doorman. $4 might do…

Fringe is located on the outskirts of Morristown. It’s pretty secluded besides the bar behind the building that can get pretty busy on the weekends. Usually there’s plenty of parking with parking near the train…

The opportunity arose to hit up E11even and I took it. I knew this probably wasn’t going to be a club which hit my niche interests, but I just wanted to see it, and took…

A real review from a person who's been enough times to give you one. - The place is a relatively small room with basic chairs and a few tables all in rows facing the stage. -…

I made a visit to The Playhouse on a Thursday night around midnight. Parking lot was almost empty and there was about 4-5 other PL’s inside. $10 cover gets you 2 waters or sodas. Only…

Was (re?)open 2023-08-07. 11pm on a Monday. It's kind of a light industrial area. The streets were empty but well-lighted. Got a pat down from security and went inside, no cover. Bar, maybe 10 tables,…

Parking/Valet: Parking is on the street. Nothing on Morewood but parking on both Baum Blvd and Center Ave are usually ample for a walk of less than a block. The Club: The club has…

Checked in early evening around 6 following a pop-in at the Mirage, which just wasn't doing it for me. Settled in with a $4.50 beer and sat to watch some dancers do their sets,…

Well, It's been a while since I made the trek out to Nikki's. Glad I came one day later than I had planned, because apparently they're now only open Thursday to Saturday, with Thursday being…

Was making a two-fer stop this day and decided I’d kick things off at Club Risque in Bristol. I got there about 30 min after they opened and was definitely the first customer there. Ordered…

Standalone building in a commercial area near Newark airport which shares parking with a diner. Be careful because if you miss a turn your only option will be to get on a freeway ramp and…

Arrived around 9pm. Got patted down before entering, and walk though medal detector one you open the door. Club itself is conf through renovations bar to the right when you walk in, bathrooms…