Fine and Yes

GETTING THERE: The GPS address is 1 Globe Street, Providence, RI

OUTSIDE: Old brick building with safe, ample, lit parking. There is usually valet parking.

INSIDE: Entry has a metal detector. On your left, pay a $10 cover after 8 and the entrance to Club Desire at the far end on your right. After entering the club, the VIP Rooms are immediately to your left. The VIP costs $50 House and $100 to the dancer for each 15 minutes. The bathrooms (Men and Women) are past the VIP Entrance and down the hall. Directly in front of you is a half wall and the main stage is one row of tables away. To your right is the first of two square bars. Be careful because there’s a step up right where the bar begins. Beyond the bar, along the back wall, is the VIP Seating Area. Adjacent to the VIP Seating is the DJ Booth. (Girls will often congregate in front of the DJ booth waiting to be approached) The second bar is on your left as you pass the DJ Booth and in the back right corner are the single song dance booths. The single songs cost $25 topless and $35 nude. As you continue, you will see a doorway leading to the Patio on your right. Nice place to hang when the weather is good but in the inclement weather the curtains and heaters trap the smoke and it gets a little nasty. Be careful as you pass the door because the step up from the first bar is now a step down. Finally, on your right will be the smaller second stage with a 10’ X 16’ TV Screen behind it. Second stage is used for dancers evenings and to audition new talent during the day. Beyond the stage are curtains to the dressing room. (If you are having trouble connecting with one of the girls, keep an eye on the dressing room to catch her as she exits.) They have a half dozen tables and chairs between the bars and stage.

SERVICE: I find bartenders and waitresses efficient, friendly and attractive. A few would be high earners if they could work the VIP. Drinks are reasonably priced and you can buy a $20 Silver Card which gives you $25 of buying power. The Silver Card doesn’t expire so you can use it next trip if you don’t spend it all. You can also buy a Black Card and use a credit card to load as much as you want. The minimum of $100 which buys $125 of spending power. The Black card does not expire. Managers also pass out Yellow Drink Cards that are good for what you’re drinking but good only the day you get it. The entire staff is anxious to please you and whether it’s your first visit or your 500th, they will take care of you like family. (Unless you’re a dick!)

LUST Clarification of how it works: $300 membership fee per quarter. Initial quarter and any time you allow your membership to lapse, you get $240 to spend. Each consecutive quarter as a member, you get $300 to spend. THIS DOESN’T ROLL OVER. If you add money to your account, you get 125% to spend. THIS DOES ROLL OVER as long as you maintain your membership.