Reviews

I like this place it is a bit like your friends basement filled with naked ladies. It doesnt have the best amenities the chairs are a bit old the lighting is not the best and…

Pulled in last Wednesday after missing the place for a year. Place opens at 7:00 on Wednesdays. I paid my $13 entrance fee. No change from my last visit except for the girls. There is…

I went there on a Wednesday and it was dead. I think the Flyers and the 76's were done and the Phillies were out of town. It seemed like there were a lot less…

My wife and I recently attended Rock on the Range concert in Columbus and were pleasantly surprised to see Columbus Gold there promoting for the upcoming shows that weekend. Not only did they recognize us…

Always a good standby joint that my buddies and I always go to. We usually start at another club only to find ourselves shoulder to shoulder with other dudes with no place to sit.…

The club itself is just awesome. There's so many people in there, and has a really good atmosphere. Even though its very crowded, you don't get the sense you're not being treated well. There's plenty…

Small, hole in the wall type of place. Dancers were all Brazilian from what I could tell. There's a DJ booth in one corner, presumably for Fri/Sat nights, along with a few tvs around the…

Whenever I come to Maryland, I always make it a point to visit Showcase with my cousin. Unfortunately, since I was leaving the following day to go back to Florida, I only had tonight to…

Apparently Erv's is under new ownership. It's ticked behind a strip mall on Airport road in Allentown. It looks pretty small from the outside, much bigger inside. It's still a little sleazy by my standards.…

I tried this club due to the positive ratings on tuscl. I have to agree with most comments. The club was very clean and upscale. They had a happy hour special going…

Stopped by after a disappointing visit to the Perfect 10. I have been to this club once before. The all nude is a definite plus. Also, the BYOB saves big $.…

A nice surprise in a lot of ways. NYC clubs have been notorious ripoffs. This one was much better than I expected. There were about 10 dancers on duty on this weekday afternoon. All were…

The place is gross. The girls are underfed. It stinks of smoke. So why does it keep getting visits and reviews? Mileage, boys, mileage. On stage, you'll see girls who look like they're waiting for…

I was on my way through Kansas and decided it was time to take a little break before continuing on down the road to southern OK for the evening. I had been to Michelle's a…

The wife and I decided to visit Marios. It had been a while since our last visit. The good news is not much has changed. This club is still great. It is Very couples friendly.…

Had to try this place for myself. In short, an OK place to just get naked with a girl for a straightforward HJ. The details: Right off I-94 exit 130, south and then just…

Stopped in for happy hour. Paid a $3 cover at the front door. Wasn't a lot going on. There may have been more shooter girls than entertainers. The shooter girls are way hotter than…

This was the third club I hit that night, after Little Darlings and Roaring 20's. I found this sell to be a little heavy, but saying "Not right now" seemed to work. A…

While passing through Daytona on my way to Miami I decided to crash here for the night and unwind... It has a good atmosphere with a variety of girls. This bar is either for hanging…

Came in after working on a Saturday which I don't often do. Rarely in CB on weekend so was intersted to see what it was like. Wasn't busy but a lot of girls…

Headed down to Mexico for a little business and decided to mix it with pleasure. Never visited any casas de striptease and barra de desnudos, but thought, hey, these muchachas have to make a…

This is not a good club at all. AT ALL. In the back of a decrepit porn store in the dodgy end of the Strip where no taxis will stop, Talk of the Town is…

Note that this visit is a bit dated, from just before the opening of the casino. So I won't spend time on the layout, since it's changed since then. Hadn't been to FC for a…

Visited the club on a mid-May Saturday afternoon (saw Justin Verlander's no-hitter while at the club). Club remains high-end and sparkling in appearance. Not a terribly busy time, and none of the side…

Sapphire is a staggering club, with literally hundreds of girls working on Friday and Saturday nights. Needless to say there is going to be at least one (if not 30) who suit your tastes. The…

Centerfolds is appealing from the outside and offers secure parking. Inside:To ensure the safety of their patrons, Centerfolds has all patrons walk thru metal detectors.  The inside of Centerfold decent.  The chairs are conformtable.  The lighting…

PH gets a lot of press on tuscl and it seems a lot of people really like this place. I haven't been often and don't intend to because I reckon its pretty nasty. The 'girls'…

Went on a wendsday last week. It was ok. It is not very noticable outside if you done look carefully. I was greeted at the front desk. I chose Brooke big breasted woman and the…

This place is now closed. I was here back in August and it was pretty bad for a club, as was mentioned they weren't bad for the area. I had a few drinks which weren't…

Night Moves is the only club in Bloomington which is a good thing seeing as how the city isn't big enough to have to split the dancer value between two different places. Not hard to…

Wackos has been my go-to club for several months now. When I'm tired of the snobbery at other clubs, I can always count on Wackos to bring me back to the basics. In my opinion,…

I stopped in a little more than a month ago since the game was rained out. I hopped in and out of a few clubs due to lack of dancers. I started my…

In town for a family reunion and stopped in at 8PM for a drink and to check out the sights. Let's just say one drink later and a $5 cover ($2 parking-open lot) I…

Yo Fellas if you want a place to have some fun you need to go to PUZZLES. This was my first time there and i had a good time. The had some of the finest…

I'be been going to Synn since HT closed. I usually visit weekdays in afternoon hours. Get there before 1PM and admission is free with one drink for $5 min. Club is very dark. Hard to…

The previous review was quite descriptive and accurate regarding the club layout, so I won't repeat. I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon and was impressed with the quality of the dancers. All…

Recent trip to Vegas and decided to re-visit Cheetahs. There was a great group of girls working on this Thursday late afternoon. Most of the girls were very friendly, stopped to talk for…

Yo guys so check it, went to HB the other day, enjoyed the 5$ all you can eat with a view special. Was pretty good. Took off and came back later after a stressful day…

One word for this club -- Dream! Dream is a beautiful, chocolate dancer in this club.When she is there,you wont even notice the other girls.Her body is just crazy hot.Huge breasts with nipples that have…

This is probably the best club in the entire country! I went on a thursday after work, got there about 5, let me get the bad out of the way first....Mandatory $7 valet parking…

OK, so it's been a year from my last visit...so what's changed? Not much, and that's a good thing (for DC). The usual DC caveats apply--no lap dances, no touching the gals (although there CAN be incidental…

I was on my way to a nearby casino and had a little time to kill. I was in the club for less than an hour, but it was definitely worth the stop and…

I had the best time at the Kentucky Klub! I had nothing but a positive experience here. It was awesome. The girls are friendly and stop by to visit you after each dance. I have…

Went in at 1:00 PM on a Friday. There were 6 dancers. I was the only one there but 2 people came in right after me. Never more than 6 people from the time…

Well it's not Platinum Plus in Columbia, but when in Myrtle you make do, and Secrets can accommodate your needs reasonably well. Things don't start happening until evening, and the talent can be quite…

After reading some awesome reviews online about this place, I figured I'd check it out since it also happened to be a relatively short distance away. What a huge mistake! First, the neighborhood…

After my first visit here (which was a late afternoon), I was looking forward to coming back. Well. I've been back twice now -- both times in the evening, which may have accounted…

Well, well, well. I have to say that some of the reviews of this place sounded too good to be true. I was SO wrong! This was an AWESOME club. Within…

Heard good things about the dayshift at Follies, so stopped by on a Monday afternoon. There were about 20 or so dancers on duty. Most of the dancers would rate about a 5…

Was in Hawaii for business this weekend and decided to go to this club in the evening in hope of getting a good time. And it was a great decision to go this club. This…

I went on a Wednesday evening. The parking is secluded behind a Del Taco, and there is a private parking garage available for a price (not sure how much though). It was $10…

Great service girls are hot but but super model hot staff is cool and help full money goes a long ways the danced arereally rwally good monica waz working on a sunday evening she…

In preparation for a four day trip to Jacksonville I printed out the top five clubs based on overall rating from tuscl....... I now realize I should have kept the list at one; for the…

Went back to my old haunt and boy am I glad I did. Was only guy there most of the 2 hours I spent there. I had the pleasure of a great conversation…

Drove past Pleasant's and it looked lifeless. I reluctantly decided to go to Bishop's. Not my favorite place, but what the hell, "a man gots to do what a man gots to do", or…

I stopped in shortly after the club opened, at 3:00. There was one "dancer" working (the bartender and another staff member were complaining about others who had been scheduled but didn't show). Said…

I have visited this club many times over the past couple of years. I'm familiar with the bartenders and some of the dancers. The club is on the small side with an open…

Club continues to be hit or miss for me since the changeover from K2U. Definitely miss the days that they posted schedules as I really enjoy the laid back feeling of the club but it's a…

Not much to add to other reviews/visits. A few familiar faces, a few new faces. There didn't appear to be many/any shot girls this time so I don't know if something has changed…

Went to Bottom's Up for the first time, based on other reviews. Dancers were average to less than average in appearance. Mostly older with a couple of younger girls. Got table dances from each one,…

For my money, Jenn's is the best place in Akron. I'd never been there before and thought I should check it out one day after work - based on the other reviews here. The place…

If you can deal with no alcohol for a good time, then this is the place to go. The girls are hot and all nude. They will see it all. In the back room you…

Went to the elegance on a Sunday night, had a free pass so I went, Sunday is probably not the best day to go, the club was dead, was very dissapointed because I was sitting…

Back to the Hi-Liter again. I keep telling my wife I need office supplies haha I arrive later than normal. The place is more full than I am used to seeing on a weekday afternoon. I…

Decided to try follies after many tuscl reviews. I arrived just after 12 on Sunday and even though the sign said they open at 2:00 they were open. Things got started after about…

Pleasures is still going strong in Wichita. I frequent the place on a regular basis and I do think that the place has improved. You have have a lot of the regular girls…

The club is nice in that it offers many different levels of engagement. If you want a beer and to watch some beautiful women - this is the place. If you want a lap dance with a…

I've reviewed this place several times, and of the many brothels/SCs in TJ, this is my favorite. The run-down: Depending on the time of day and day of week, there could be 10 to 100+…

I've been to this club before but there have been some changes since my last visit. First, drinks for the dancers are now $25 (used to be $20) and they fired Donna the bartender at…

Was driving by, so I just stopped to check it out. It was before 5 PM and the door man hit me up for $10 to get in. There were 2 girls dancing on 2…

went back after few months, nothing has changed. Parking lot still dark and gives me the creeps. After about half hour of watching action from the bar, decided to get a dance from a Filipino.After…

I've going to this place on and off for over 20 years and for the first time I can recall they've done a serious interior remodel. New paint and paneling on the walls, new…

I made a recent stop at BD on a Monday evening, which I haven't done for a long time. While the club was quiet as far as patrons go, the number and quality of girls…

I was meeting an old friend at the nearby Greek restaurant. I arrived early and decided to kill some time here. Not much had changed since my last visit. I saw two ladies.…

Traveled to Houston this weekend and went to club on Memorial day evening. I've read that this is a really good club, but my experience was pretty disappointing. First off a $15…

I visited the living room with a friend of mine who is in the military, and at the time he was on leave from Iraq. The dancers were pretty good looking for the most part,…

friendly, average dancers that try to relate as a female, not just a stripper. I have been to this club many times--Charmaine and Princess are the best of the lot. Watch out for…

What a great club. Stopped in for the first time and it was great. Girls were hot a.d provided all the normal extras. The vip was first class and. Built with extras in mind very…

Went into the club parking not easy paid $8 cover to a guy standing by the door at first I thought he was a patron out for a smoke. I ordered a beer@6 and watched…

This club is the best one in our area. 9 out of 10 girls are very attractive The club is clean, smoke and liquor free. Seems like a drag there being no booze, but it's…

Dropped by the Crazy Horse on a whim one Saturday afternoon. It is very easy to get to via BART if you live in the south bay. Was instantly accosted by a tall…

This is the only strip club in Santa Barbara so I was disappointed that it wasn't super extraordinary. First of all it is extremely small and there is very limited parking. They charged…

Fun place. I stopped in right after a busy holiday week. Everything was quiet and the club wasn't nearly as crowded as I think it usually is. The dancers I spoke to said it was…

I visited this club one Thursday evening. You have to go next door to buy alcohol, but can bring it in with you. The cover was $20. Overall the club was in…

Another Saturday night laid over in Amarillo. Another four hours spent at Beaver's. Can't say I didn't enjoy myself, but first the bad news. All except three of the 20 (+/-) girls…

I paid a visit to the 'Gun on SAT 28 MAY, arriving around 10pm. Shotgun Willies is my favorite club, and every time I visit, I am not disappointed. The theme of this…

my visit was on saturday night after my friend's birthday dinner near Downtown portland. This is place is on the same block as two gay bar/clubs. It's 'brother' club, Carnival which is down stairs from…

Always a fun place to go, but beware of the pushy waiters. One trick that I use is to have my beer in my hand and just slowly walk around the club till I find…

This is a very unique place. Is actually a bookstore/movies, booth/peep show. This place is located in the middle of an industrial neighborhood. No residential. When you get in…

Visited Club risque Friday night. Lively crowd. Dancers were eager to please and very easy going. Most of the dancers were above average, but mostly in 7 to 8 scale. They come down from this…

The run down: metal chairs (few with cushions on main floor), main stripper stage is about 4 or 5 feet elevated about ground, vip area has its own pole for stripping and is not elevated…

Went Oasis for a second visit last night. It was dead, being holiday weekend. About 10 dancers working. Oasis has been always consistent. Great lap dances, and some extras in the champagne room. Drinks are…

Went back to my favorite haunt after being gone for awhile traveling. Club still looks the same with all the Christmas decorations up through the rafters. Still dark and chill though. The…

Made my annual visit to Key West this time…

Hi I worked at the Kitten club for over a year, I bartended... my name is wendy:) I think this is a great bar for the neighborhood.. I havent been…

Checked out this place a couple of weeks ago. My first impression was not too good. Street parking seemed a little sketchy, so we had to opt for valet parking. I'm not…

It was about a year from my last visit. Didn't want to go but my buddy and I had the day off and he wanted to go. With all the othe places we could…

Been here before and was fairly impressed for a Portland Area SC. It's a little dingy in this place and I think if they turned the lights way up it would seem rather, well I'll…

California Girls is an all time favorite... I come here for the specials on wednesday which is usually 2 dollars for a domestic beer. Food is also served, I had the hot wings but there…

As some say, getting to this club is tricky if you aren't familiar with the area. This was my 3rd visit to the club working in the area. I just don't trust the outward appearance…