Kitty is a ROB - and I'm never coming back here!

Never again. They've fooled me for the last time.

The basics: cover starts at 7 (which I somehow slipped by without paying as I arrived at 7:30). Two doors to get in, hard right to a long and narrow room. Bar surrounds a small stage (maybe 5’x5’), with a pole and a staircase leading to the locker room. About 18 bar stools around the bar, you’ve gotta chuck your tips at the stage. 5 booths across from the bar with bolted down, awkward tables you’re guaranteed to slam your knees into, lap dance area at the far end with two banquettes and a hitching post between them. VIP room upstairs with a bar, a stage and several more awkwardly constructed booths that make extras really challenging.

When I arrived, there were NO other customers, two dancers at the far end of the bar, and no one on stage. No one got up on stage the entire time I was there.