Reviews

This is a tourist trap. 7 out of the 9 dancers were below 5's. Most of the dancers were Caucasian/eastern European and nothing special. The club is very clean and the four stages…

Stopped in on a late Tuesday afternoon, black gal outside on a computer trying to get me to take her down to the motel to "have a real good time", that's a first! I've been…

Not too shabby until you realize you are minutes away from Canada strip clubs with hotter women and much better mileage. I got a 15 min dance with a somewhat chunky brunette. She said I…

the HH is what it is. just some chicks looking to hang, that happen to be naked and pretty comfortable with your nands. not anything to write home about, but on saturday nite, they get…

This place is OK. It's not the main place to go to but is rather somewhere to stop off on your way to the main place you are going that night. This place is small…

Had another good daytime experience here. Walked in and there were quite a few PLs hanging around so I wondered what was so special about this day. Was it a dancer I don't know about?…

Good Guys hasn't changed too much since I last visited, about a year ago. It's a pretty average-joe type of place. You go in, buy your drink from a waitress, and sit at…

The Penthouse Executive Club is indeed one of the nicest, albeit most expensive, clubs I have been to. It also houses Robert’s Steak House on the second floor. Robert’s is a decent restaurant…

Continuing my attempt to visit all the San Antonio strip clubs, I finally got around to the Palace. I had heard that it is run by the same guys who run the SA Men's Club,…

First off this is not a very nice club as far as the building itself. It's kinda dark and very smoky. I don't think they have any ventilation of any kind. I…

Club is bikini only as previously mentioned. Dancer quality is usually 3-5, but I stop in every month or so looking for that diamond in the rough. Today my prospecting paid off. There were only…

Awesome club. I've dropped by a couple of times during my ventures up to yonkers. The girls are very nice to talk to, they can be pretty down to earth. Lap dances there are cheap,…

I visited this club about two weeks ago on a Saturday night. The best advice I can give is to print a free admission coupon from their website. Otherwise, they will charge about…

Lap Dances: Unlike other reviewers, I got asked for lap dances by most of the girls working at the time. I ended up getting dances from 3 of the girls. Two gave fully nude…

While the club seems to offer value with $10 dollar cover and dances, I was unimpressed. While there were a lot of dancers on the shift, most seemed to be hidden in dark corners with…

Overall this is just a decent place to look at hot women and drink alcohol. The music is pretty loud, so don't expect to be able to hear anyone. Be sure to text for free…

went here with some friends and i have to say that it was more than i expected....the dancers were hot and i have been to many clubs but this was the one that stood out…

Stopped in last week after Phils game. Place was beat with more girls than there were customers. Got to talk to a few of the girls which was nice and not have…

This is a great place that I have reviewed several times. Without question the best place in New England for reasonably priced high, very high, mileage dances. Twenty bucks for a LD 300…

Had not been to Angels in quite a while, preferring instead to save my funds to the higher mileage Detroit clubs. Stopped by on a Friday afternoon for a beer. The place was…

started working here in summer of 2010 and it was great! Customers are not allowed to touch at all and dancing nude on stage is optional! Selling dances here is very easy and you…

I had fun at Curves and would recommend to others. Stopped by while on business in Tucson and the afternoon crowd was good. The beer was cold and normally priced for a…

Stopped by around 9p on a Thursday night. When I dropped in a whopping 2 girls were working plus one bartender. Now the club itself is nice, clean, and modernly designed and the…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon and there were 2 girls dancing that I saw. After I got my drink I approached them to tell me a little about their club. Having never been in…

In my many visits to Brad's since last fall, the staff as well as the girls are really focused on making the customer happy and satisfied, as well as feeling quite relaxed. Most of my…

So Satin Dolls occupies what was once known as Night Moves. For anyone familiar with Night Moves I think the new owner has gone miles to improve the club. I went on a Friday night…

Was passing through St. Louis and decided to my "legs" needed a stretch. This club is right off the interstate and very well illuminated. The parking lot was full because it was a…

Been to Daisy Dooks many of times and each time it gets better and better!! The first time I went I will admit I was a bit skeptical being the only girl going to the…

This is a nicely sized club, easy to find, clean and friendly. As one walks in, there is the inevitable counter on the left to check in and pay the cover charge. The person designated…

This is one of my favorite strip clubs in the City of Industry (or I should say city of all things shady). I stumbled upon it with my buddies after checking out a number…

I visited on a Sunday evening and there were 6-10 girls working. Dancer quality was all over the place. There were 2 who were good looking but had mileage on them, 2 stunners,…

Boy has this place gone down hill. When I first came here 2 years ago the quality of the girls were about mixed and more recently they have just went to the crapper.…

To be honest I've only been here once, but had a good time when I did. This is where you go when you just want to have a good time with your buddies and…

This was my second visit to Skin. Cover is now $10, but lap dances are still $10. VIP is $20, but I understand you have to buy a bottle. VIP areas…

This was my second trip to Babe's, but it will be my last. Arrived around 9:00. $10 cover. Only a couple of girls dancing. Very few customers. One of the…

Great atmosphere. This club could really rock with a few more dancers, and more attentive bar staff. This visit had to beg to get drinks, and then got overcharged for them. Didn't do any dances…

Flew to Sandiago CA on thursday to meet some friends. Saterday afternoon we drove to the border & parked. The US border agent to us" any sign of trouble get back to the US asap.…

I agree. Trying to be an upscale thing in an area of other strip clubs. Refused entry because I had on athletic pants...not sweats. Luckily I had cargo shorts to put on in the car…

Walked over after being at Bobbie Mcgees on Harlem and left my car at their parking lot. Avoided the valet parking this way. Paid the cover previously mentioned. Not too many chicas dancing but I…

The club is in North Beach where there are several other clubs. The club is down a flight of stairs and dropping in to a clean and classy club is a treat. Got to…

I visited on a Friday and unfortunately had a similar experience to shadowcat's. Thee were about 10-12 dancers working when I got there around 3 PM. Probably about the same number of customers. Looks have gone…

Friday afternoon visit, stayed until late night. During day club was very slow, maybe 10 girls working two 7-8s the rest 5-6. The club itself is nice, offeres parking across the street and has a…

The cover was only $22 and there were alot of hot dancers all over the place. I did not feel forced to do VIP so I stayed out on the floor and got some very…

Worse place i have ever been, the people just want your money and they don't have any lookers when i was there, the food was so over cooked i couldn't even bite, the girls were…

efar east el paso off horizon blvd. large warehouse split level type bldg. vip is upper level overlooking stage and bar. has pool tables, tournaments on sunday. stage is T type with sometimes…

went to the strip club and the bouncer said only 3 strippers inside and the floor was empty. this was my third time girls were only doing lap dances plus the room in the badk…

I need to update my review having been there again. OK so there isn't much other choice in this area. They finally made the admission worth it. I received a text message for a free…

The new norm here is no topless dancing on stage anymore. Private dances and Vips are still topless. There were plenty of good looking girls working on Friday evening. They were complaining about the…

Fathers day Went out to see what was going on at a few clubs and after stopping at Desire and Foxy i parked and stayed at the Caddy. I got there around 9:30pm and…

Went here on a Saturday night. The club is pretty smoky, so don't go if smoke is an issue for you. The setup is just two little stages, a VIP area tha is a curtained-off…

I wanted to hit the "Vu" after hearing dancers at other clubs talk about it. I should have learned something from the fact that they were at other clubs. $12.00 cover that includes…

I visited after a Rangers game cause they left some free entry coupons on the car while at the Rangers game. Was free to enter so I thought I would check it out. Walk in…

Was in a Cabo and had the pleasure of visiting Cabaret. This place was surprisingly quiet even though it wasn't exactly peak season. The good news is that while the club wasn't crowded, there were…

So, I had never been to South Carolina before. And frankly wasn't sure that I really had any interest in going out in South Carolina. But I read the reviews on TUSCL and…

Took a long lunch break to check out the club. I paid the &15 to get in. The place was empty with only 4 girls dancing, 4 patrons and 2 waitresses. Man,…

There's a club for every taste, I guess, but I can't imagine anyone making Chapeau Vert they're regular hang-out. The place is very small, just a boring box with tired furnishings and too-bright lighting.…

Ugly,fat,stretchmarks,bulletwounds. Gangsta girls for shizzle. The girls will do anything for a quick buck. The club itself has a beautiful interior but the girls are a stark contrast. The drinks are relatively cheap and the…

This place is way chill. It is more like a bar with strippers than a strip club with a bar. A lot of the customers pay more attention to the slot machines and pool tables…

Where to begin with this place? Stopped in here while on my way to another club, and was not much impressed. Club looks ok from outside, but inside is dirty feeling. many…

Stopped into this club on a Wednesday night around 10pm or so. At the time there were 5 dancers on rotation, a few brazilians and a couple white girls. All were pretty good…

This club can be really hit or miss in my opinion. The good is that prices are usually fair (drinks, dances, VIP). The bad is that the number and quality of girls really varies. I'm…

I like small clubs that offer value. Your money goes a long way here. $10 dances and the girls work hard. Lot of locals and a lot of regulars. I don't get…

I popped by the Spearmint Rhino as happened to have a gap of spare time while in Central London. Had a couple of dances which were extremely high mileage, mutual touching, and grindage. However the first…

Well..never having been to this fine establishment, decided to give a go on a return from Indiana to home, not close enough to IS so I made the trip down to the 390. Nice…

Well, boys, this will be a review from a lady's point of view. My husband and I stopped in here on a whim after dinner out with friends Saturday night. It there was…

never say never i guess.. like pizani i also stopped in bugsy's while passing by on my way to another club and i had a few minutes to kill. i have to agree with most of…

If you go to this club, this is the only club you need to visit, which is why I've reviewed this club several times. Dances are 5 dollars until 10 pm and they have…

This club is typical of juice bars in Minnesota. Cover is $10, you get two soda's with it. The club looks like a semi rig's garage from the outside, but the inside is a…

I went to this club after a some hiatus and I was pleasantly surprised. Platinum club has really detiorated and so I decided to give this club a try. The amount of girls on a…

I visited Foxy Lady 10 days ago since I was at a motel not far away with nothing to do on a Saturday evening. I was impressed with the decor: it was…

West-side Club – Centerfolds Centerfold’s is a big club and is located very nicely in a good area off the I-17 freeway. You have read enough reviews to know the layout. Nude on one side…

Arrived at 10pm last Thursday to meet friends and check out a local band. I arrived behind a young party with 4 girls and 2 guys; all were working the emo/goth look with dyed black…

Stopped by after playing 7 hours of paigow poker at the Horsehoe in Hammond. I heard alot about the club from this website and decided to stop by since it was very close to…

First and only time visiting a club in vegas, so I do not have much to compare it to, but had a great time none the less. As it has been said before, this club…

Stopped by last week, for the first time in nearly a year. The place hasn't changed much--still the best value for money of any club in the area. Some old favorites were on…

Checked this club out for the first time to see if it's worth going to. The cover was $5 and you had to present an ID. Drinks were cheap. A number of the beers were only…

This club was well-decorated down to the chairs shaped like shoes on the stage and the “DB” stamp on every chair. There were only about 7 customers there when I arrived at 9:30 on…

After the discussion thread about dancers posting on Tuscl and giving less than great reviews, I wanted to attempt to give a decent review from a dancer and a customer point of view. I have never…

First of all, this place is NOT CLOSED!! Overall I was quite impressed with this establishment. It is in the same building as the loading zone, and the buffalo saloon, and it is not very…

went in early in the day a little bit after it was open there were no dancers excepts for 3 maybe one good looking which was occupied quick and the other two were ugly. one…

I haven't been to Silver City in years. There were some dangerous-sounding rumors I'd heard so I just stayed clear. A few friends decided to meet there so I pulled the trigger and…

I arrived just at 11pm. Cover was 15 which is step to me considering i usually don't believe in paying cover charges. Nonetheless I went to the club to see what the "new…

Well...I only been here twice. This time is was a wednesday..They had a amateur show of 3 girls. two of them were quite hot and the other was so so. THere were also 2 shift…

Since I'm the newbie, I thought I should 'take one for the team,' so I went to the Frat House. There are zero customers (they opened up a week ago) and they're doing three friction lap…

For San Diego this is a good club. The women are (mostly) attractive and pleasant to talk to. The club is laid out like many San Diego clubs I've seen. The girls walk around ask…

OK. So this place keeps getting worse. Almost all of the decent looking dancers are gone. The one who is left would be a 6 but for her bad teeth and attitude which drops her…

I was pretty impressed on my first visit to this club. Dancers range from 5-10. 10$ cover, 6.50 mamdatory drink, lab dances 10$, 20$, 3 for 40$ or VIP 125$. I understood the VIP…

this can is kind of a sleeper got here around midnight paid the 20 to get in and proceeded in.. about 20 customers and 20 dancers.. which is cool because most of the guys in…

Made my annual visit to see how things have changed. Bad news. They haven't. Between G1 and G2 I don't think the owner spends a dime to improve the run down condition. As soon as…

Went to Oasis for their customer appreciation night on Friday. Others right below me have described the layout and covers and what not so I won't repeat. What I do want to talk about is…

Decided to take a drive out to the boonies since I hadn't been in a while. The door fee is $13 discounted to $5 if you also buy a 3-dance special ($60). I…

Your money will be all gone if you don't be careful and let all the strippers get to you. Most of them will offer you a blowjob or vip, (funny story) after I just got…

The girl spicy that the guy below me talked about looks terrible she looks 7 months pregnant with no ass at all so I guess he just takes what he can get. This place has…

I was in Providence on a Tuesday 2 weeks ago. This is my first visit to a Providence club. I've been meaning to make the short drive from Boston but just haven't had the opportunity…

This place is easy to find since its right off the turnpike( about a mile away) and can be alot of fun if you have alot of tips money because the girls dont seem…

This place was the other club I visited on my recent trip to Providence. I went here straight from Club Fantasies. It was around 6:45 PM when I pulled into the lot. There was a…

I was out in Florida on business and this place was close to my hotel. It was a hot muggy day and I needed a drink. I got my drink and looked for some action. A…

This has been my first and only stop the last few times I have been in the Detroit area. After my visits here I have not felt the need to check out any other…

Word to the wise: the best time to come here is between 4:30 and 5:30 on a weekday. No cover and the atmosphere is very mellow. Find the right girl and spend some…

My visit was a bit disappointing. Place is too loud to talk, really. Not sure how many dancers; maybe fewer than 25, but not by much. Good mix of body styles, ranging mostly from 6…