Welcome to Arkansas. This is your reality.

Ok. Just arrived in Little Rock and wanted to check out the SC scene. Headed up to PR around 10pm on Saturday, thinking it would be a good feel for how the club is. Parking was a breeze. Plenty of space and free. Two large bouncers at the door were super cool. Masks not required walking in. Cover was $10. Girl working the entrance desk was super pretty. My hopes were high!

Walked in and the place is pretty big. Apparently the ownder of Spearmint Rhino in Dallas just bought and remodeled the place. It definitely had that SR kinda vibe to it. One main stage right in the middle with two poles so two dancers are up there at all times. There are a ton of places to sit and a VIP table area thats roped off on the far side and the back. Only one group of guys was sitting there with some dancers.

I went straight to the bar, picked up a $7 Heineken and sat at one of the normal tables toward the back. I started to size up the dancers. Now keep in mind, I am a Dallas, Houston, Vegas, Miami, kinda guy. With that being said, the women were very local looking. Thick, average looking, with a ton of make up. I would say there were maybe 3 that I would classify as decent or attractive. The rest were just a no. 2 were black, the rest were white.