Reviews

Certainly, I can help you with that. Here's a negative review for the Crazy Horse in Las Vegas: "My visit to the Crazy Horse in Las Vegas was far from enjoyable. The first letdown was the…

Wed PM visit, got there around 630 pm. I beleive there is $20 cover for the night, which starts at 7pm. Dayshift has no cover, but if you park with Valet, it is $10. Parking…

Stopped by Kandy's on a Friday afternoon a few weeks back. Only 4 girls working that day, but all were friendly. Bought a diet drink as they don't serve alcohol (but you can…

First trip to Scarlet's in a while. Went on a Saturday evening. $15.00 cover. Don't know if there is an extra fee to go to the private dance area upstairs. There used to be an…

Haven Place has gone downhill from last year, and there's not a whole lot of hill left. This review combines two visits in Summer 2023. HP opens at 7PM but the girls begin around 8. I…

The Lodge is another stop when I am in town on business. This place has a high end hunting lodge type feel with mounted game animals around the main stage and surrounding wall space. its…

I stopped by the Hole on a Thursday afternoon after a long day at work. The club is in a residential neighborhood with plenty of parking. You walk in and pass by the…

I got into “one of those moods” last Sunday. You know what I mean … one of those moods when I absolutely, positively had to be desplooginated by a good looking woman I’ve never met…

Visited BTs for a night shift for the first time. They’ve got a very solid line up in the evenings. Parked across the street to avoid the valet charge. $20 cover and took a seat…

I was back at Deans for the first time in a year. I don’t get down to south Florida as much as I used to but this place remains one of my all time…

Went to Visions on a Tuesday night. It was about a 20 minute Uber from the French Quarter. It's in an area most would consider sketchy, but seemed like they had decent security…

Spearmint Rhino - Play Your Cards Right. TL;DR: Good but hold your money and pick girls based off how they dance on front stage, private dances are more or less physical depending on who you get.…

Went to CH 10pm on a Weds trying to get some wind in my sails after a disappointing experience at New Century Theater. When I walked in the block was pretty quiet -- none of…

I visited Mint lounge on Sunday at around 4:30 pm. I took a Uber from my hotel so not sure if they charge to park. As I was getting out of my uber I…

I was in Miami over the weekend so I decided to visit the Body on Saturday night. I had a good time during my previous visit back in late December 2020 so I decided…

Don't usually go for dayshift, but saw some intriguing pictures based on roll call so decided to stop by. Amble parking sort of in a shopping center. $15 entry for afternoon but had coupon so was…

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon around 5:00 while driving through town. The location was hidden back off the road a little ways, so it was a little difficult to find, but there’s plenty…

Before I get started, how incompetent must you be as a businessman to open a gun shop in Phoenix and have it close in less than six months? /smh Okay, onto the news. Aside from a…

Arrived about 11:00pm on a Sunday, the first thing to note is that the stamp for admission to Scores next door is no longer available. Hopefully, it will change back again. Seemed to be…

Had an overnight stay in Bowling Green so decided to try the only place in town - and honestly, one of the only ones in an hour or so radius. First up - the club is…

First time here. I had an hour to kill, and decided to stop by here since it is less than 10 mins to downtown Flint. The club is stand alone building, in the warehouse/industrial complex…

The basics, Rest-A-Bit is located in a residential/ commercial neighborhood on Rt 46 couple miles west of Dover in North Western NJ. Perfectly safe area, decent parking lot. Smaller place that has…

I'd flown down to the bay area for 4th of July and decided to stop by during the dayshift (~3pm) the day before the big holiday. The place was rather dead, as probably should be…

I haven't been there for awhile. I was surprised to find their liquor license was canceled . In the past it was a place to have a inexpensive beer. I entered its a small club with…

Cheetah's has a monopoly on strip clubs in the Wilmington area, and as a consequence it's expensive with extraordinarily low mileage dances. I would advise other PLs to stay away and save their money. I had…

Headed to my go to spot trying to get there at open but it was 12:20 when I walked in. Was hoping Zena would be working since they were closed yesterday, no such luck…

Place is right on the corner of a busy intersection and has limited parking in the rear. I parked my rental car on the street and got a ticket, so beware that area is watched…

Not much has changed at this place since my last visit. Club has easy access from I95 exit. Ample parking space in the back. No one man’s the front door during day time. No…

Pink Pony continues to be the only real option on a Sunday. I arrived at about 5:30. The lot was about 80% full, with a handful of spaces left near the main street. Paid $3…

I have passed by this place more times then I can count but always just drove by and kept going to Baby Dolls. Finally my curiosity got the better of me and I decided…

It was 4th of July and surprisingly, other clubs in the area must have either closed early or closed completely because there were a couple that weren't open so I decided to check this place…

Okay, so the title is a little exaggerated. None the less, there has been a change to the dancer dress code here recently. Or maybe less of a change and a more of…

Decided to hit Mario's after about 6 months. Took about 55 min from Boston. It was a nice comfortable ride with no traffic at all for a Monday approximately 9pm. The parking lot had about 10…

Came here on a Friday night right after dinner around 9pm. Bouncers are friendly and was in after a quick pat down and wand check. Walking in, this is probably on the smaller side of clubs.…

went to pandoras during happy hour on Friday 2 weeks ago. Honestly, it was my first time in a stipclub but before going I did a lot of reading to make sure I don't standout…

I was out in the area for work and decided I wanted to check out the local club. My hotel was close so getting there was pretty easy. I thought it felt a little imitating…

This is based on a few Wednesday evening encounters. 265 North Pearl Street, Brockton, MA If any of you are interested in the architecture, the physical plant is unchanged, Safe and ample parking at the back of…

Arrived in St Louis early for a Cardinals game, so stopped in the East St Louis side to see some dancers. Having some poor luck in previous attempts at the afternoon shift, I decided to…

If you are looking for Las Vegas glitz, do not come here. If you like the sleazy atmosphere of a dive bar where somebody could get knocked out in a fight, that's what this place…

Decided to check out S44 again, it’s been over a year since I last checked it out and had several negative things to say in the past. Though this visit was much better and I…

Showed up Tuesday morning to visit the place, it’s free cover charge during the day shift. Walked in and got a couple of brews to cover the drink minimum. Saw a couple of girls walking…

It was my first time to this club. It was pretty clean and looked a little upscale. Something like Saint James but smaller. We went in and sat down at a table…

Wasn’t sure what to expect on the 4th of July, but I didn’t have plans until the evening and thought to check it out. Cover was $10. The club was spacious and fairly clean, at least…

First time at Gold Club. Went on 4th of July night about 9:30. Went in with low expectations but still walked away disappointed. The Gold Club wants all of your gold, plain and simple. Cover…

Cover was 10 and first drink (water) 14. It was around 9PM and was not very crowded. The dancers were very pretty and seemed like they were practicing athletic stage…

After a good Friday afternoon visit a couple of weeks ago I decided that Friday afternoons were probably good days to visit for better than average talent. I thought that that would apply to…

I gotta agree with the reviewer below me. Not a lot of girls working on Thursday around 9-9:30. Parked in the back, there is tons of parking off to the side. No cover around that time…

Arrived Saturday a little after 6. The club is in a warehouse type building, the main club is in one half and the private dances are done in the other half. Parking lot was full.…

This is my first review, please go easy on me LOL. Place was the typical Henry's. Smoky as usual, paid the door man, got there right at 7 so day shift were all on…

Came in on a Tuesday evening around 6, the schedule on the chalkboard had four dancers working but I only saw three (one either was in the back the whole time or didn’t show?) two…

After disapointing visits to Indiana clubs decided to go back to an old favorite jimmy's. Got there after midnight and it was pretty empty. I like that they have cops working there that pat u…

Very easy to find this place. Probably the best way to get there is by exiting off 75 South and you just drive across northside drive. When you leave its a simple right turn and…

Located right off route 90 so not far from the high some gas stations if you have to stop and get fuel. Parking lot is open not many building…

Went to the club around 9 on a Saturday first time coming here. Right off route 90 easy to get to. Parking lot is really bumpy and lot of holes. Walked in and payed the…

I stayed in town for the 4th and didn't have any plans Monday night. I decided to go check out the new renovations I keep seeing on their IG. No matter what they do to…

The last month or so I’ve made quite a few trips mainly Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Saturday/Sunday afternoon can be hit or miss but this past Sunday before the 4th had one of the better…

I visited last Wednesday (6/28). First time visiting on a Wednesday, but had Thursday and Friday off for a wedding. I feel like it is a hit or miss on a Wednesday based on other…

Went to legends with the wife. Big concert downtown on Thu evening, so there were many hot dancers working, shot girls, etc even though it was not the weekend. Probably about 15 girls, every…

As others have said, this is probably one of the biggest strip clubs you'll ever visit. It is located in a small shopping center along a highway right off of Interstate 75. Although you see…

Seems like Seattle clubs around holidays are a mixed bag. Even dancers were commenting on the fact some of them were picking up extra shifts because other girls were on vacation and not coming…

I have been coming to Cheerleaders fairly regularly for many years. I usually visit during the week when the SO is at work, to keep it discreet. Normally between noon and 2 PMish.…

Camelot. Night of Frigg. I rode hard and fast through the night. I approach a black night guarding this abode. Hey muttered bottle service? "NEY" I responded. DRAW! EN GUARDE!, WHAT SAY YOU! A DUEL…

I'm somewhat of a regular at Rio to see 1 gal in particular but only every couple of months. $5 cover and made my way to the bar and saw my girl right away…

Washington, D.C. Friday night. I was finished my walking tour of the downtown clubs and got back in my car for one more up here in the Northwest part of DC by Georgetown. This is…

Monday night on the way home, I decided to takeba pit stop. I finally drove past the Miami Gardens police department once I found 187. If you drive past city hall and apartments, you are…

First, a quick summary of the logistics - Easy to get to from all major highways, ample safe parking, $10 entry entitling you to two soft drinks before 5pm, rectangular stage with typically 1 dancer…

Stopped in on my way back from a job , large parking lot, even though it's off 309 there's no direct driveway in, ya gotta go found yo the light and swing around. As…

Cafe Risque I often drive from South Florida to Tallahassee/FSU. This strip club/restaurant is about halfway, very close to Gainesville, FL. There are billboards up and down the highway advertising for "Cafe Risque" and WE BARE…

Rainy Friday afternoon. Barely any parking spots in the entire run down strip mall as usual. No cover at dayshift. Me and my friend got a bucket of 4 beers for $10. We started at Sins…

Washington D.C. Third stop on a DC strip club journey. Walked my ass here from Archibalds. Two guys at the front, one big black guy greets me, seemed like a friendly dude and checks ID…

Washington, D.C. Just came from Cloakroom and walk a few blocks over, not a bad hike. Friday night. Walk up, black guy with an accent. Cover is $20 but military is $10. Walk in and…

The good news is there were a lot of girls and I could see there was a lot of action on a Thursday night. The bad news is they were 3-5s and a good…

Visited from just after opening to after 3PM. $5 Parking, $0 cover, $7 beer. Dances either $10 or $20 (all barside dances were $10. Most now want $20 to dance in a booth) Saw lots…

I went to Deja fairly late on a Friday night (around 1am). Good news- the place is open until 6am, bad news- you may not want to stay that long. Parking was free, but a…

Bottom Line Up Front: This is a quirky (in a good way) neighborhood strip bar that fills a niche. I’ll also admit up front to adjudicators looking for shill reviews that I really like this place.…

I've reviewed the red raven B.C. (before changes) as well as soon after it reopened after the renovations and now a half year later I'm going to review it again. Still the same low…

Stopped by on a Wednesday evening to see what's up. Yeah I shoulda waited one more day to hit the Thursday special but just couldn't control the urge. Parking wasn't tight on this…

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It turns…

Been to this place a few times. The parking sucks the place is in a busy residential neighborhood which was always strange. You go in and the place is pretty smoky and has a neighborhood…

Lame-o. Pulled up to BE on a Wednesday early evening. No valet at his station so i self parked, saw the valet on the way to the entrance and had to give him…

Everyone knows the playhouse by now, but I digress. Pink building, plenty of parking, it’s safe. Walk in and sit down at the bar that surrounds the stage. $10 cover get 2 drinks free, off…

I came here to see a friend from another club who said she was leaving the country last month. Any other reason I wouldn't come. Not that I don't like the club, but its not…

Oddly enough, I was able tp get out and about on a Saturday afternoon. I made stops at Glory Days, G Spot, Francois and Lusty's. There was nothing going on at any of these clubs. I reluctantly…

Decided to test out the day shift, after being unimpressed (disappointed) by the only other time I visited Vivide (see review), which was an evening. This time, Monday at 2pm or so. Easy to find…

Chicago Club (6/22/23 at about 4:00) has become my go-to club. Now I might have to limit my time there, as a former ATF has started working there. I am not too concerned about puta…

Location: Just east of the WA/ID boarder on the ID side not far off I-90 behind the Walmart. IMO… a bit interesting how ‘red’ Idaho has the better club than ‘blue’/progressive Spokane. Parking / Valet: Large…

I arrived at TT on a Saturday at about 4:00. Self-parking was $5, paid to the bouncer, and entry was $5, paid inside the door. Entry is walk through a metal detector as it has…

This club could be all that - it has the potential to be an oasis in Utah. Unfortunately it's the same situation as a lot of the clubs out here: lame laws that turn a…

For those of you that don't know the Electric Blue (EB) is located right off of 84 in Tolland Connecticut. It is located in a lot with restaurants and a subway. The cover charge is…

Back in D.C. for work and decided to spend a Thursday night checking out this place because it was near my hotel. No trouble with the bouncer out front, friendly guy. Walked up a short…

Decided to drop in for a Friday night visit a few weeks ago and unfortunately it was not a great night for them. There were very few girls working compared to what they normally have…

My follow up business trip to Florida took me a little further south than last time. A month prior I visited the location in West Palm Beach. It was a good visit with…

This review is a combination of several visits I’ve made in the months of May and June. I’ve recently had some extra time on my hands and found the opportunity to visit on occasion. The…

I stopped by pandoras Sunday afternoon to kill some time right at open. Parking lot only had about 5 cars, I would assume belonging to dancers and staff. Entry fee is $15 with free beverage.…

For description of layout and policies, refer to OWG’s review below mine. I go through ebbs and flow with this place. A few of my favorites have either left or work so sparingly that I…

Basics: large parking lot, no cover before 6, clean interior, two stages and an outside smoking area, no cameras in private dance areas. Soda has been raised to $5. Alcohol prices? I used to frequent Gold…

I've described the club in previous reviews, but I will provide some more details and information for those who are unfamiliar with the club. It is a big, spacious, upscale club. The main…

Haven't been here in years. Noticed some changes for better and worse, described below. I walked in off the street, no cover. Not sure if there was a cover and the door guy stepped away…

I have been to Centerfolds in the past. The club has not changed much. Evening Admission from 6-8PM is still free. But the point is that there are hardly any girls during this time. So…

This was the first time i had visited this club. Had been hoping to visit for awhile now. Very crowded when I got there but i was able to grab a seat. It's very close to Showcase,…