Smiles Nightclub
1820 NY-376 #13 Poughkeepsie, NY 12603

Not worth the visit

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hotfireinny
Apr 15, 2026, 1:07 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Have not been to Smiles in years. Was there quite a bit when it first opened - back then it looked like it was someone's basement. Folding chairs, cement floors, tattered couches. But the girls were hot, the dollar parade was phenomenal, and the lap dances were hands on and fun.

Once it was redone, the place looked beautiful - like a gentleman's club. But the monger factor went straight to zero. Dances became more expensive, the quality of the dancers went from girl next door (some of them probably were) to ladies that believed that they were dancing in the most prestigious clubs in the world. The attitude was not a good vibe. It opened later at night, fewer dancers showed up when they were supposed to...so i stopped going. Went again to check it out and not much has changed. Still expensive, still an attitude, and not many dancers there at 9pm on a Saturday night. I did try one dancer out - though I thought it was $20 a dance, for two songs she charged $50. Even my math knows i got ripped off. And the dance was not very fulfilling - not exactly an air dance, but my hands never were allowed to touch anything, and she didn't too much either. It was a tame lap dance with a little grinding. Not worth the visit - I would not recommend heading that way!

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