Okay, if you don’t want to leave Waikiki

I guess I should start out with getting there. So for those willing to roll the dice, this strip club is located in Waikiki area. There are no parking lots for the venue, as the its location is located sorta in the outskirts where people are walking. To access the place, you sorta of take this alleyway by this restaurant and then go up a single flight of stairs to go in. There really isn’t anything else to access from the alleyway, so of you are the type to be nervous about being seen going to seedy places, this will be a leap of faith. Anyway, back to the review. When you enter in, it’s a pretty standard entry way. Security gives you a quick pat and I don’t recall paying a cover. It was still relatively early in the night, so maybe they don’t change till later. Let me first say, this venue is quite small. To your right after you walk in are the bathrooms and the lady’s dressing room, to the left is the dance area. The dance area is a single stage to your left, some tables to your right, and against the wall are just some chairs. All in all, the strip club is small. When I was there there were maybe 12-15 dancers that were scattered between talking to people by the tables, giving dances, or just wandering around. It was about a 1:1 ratio of dancers to patrons. However, it being Waikiki, the tourist trap continues here. Your typical customer is either an Asian man, a soldier on leave, or a newly married couple ready to test the limits of their vows. It’s not a bad place, it’s just not a good place. The ladies are not native to Hawaii. The ones I tipped were either Russian, Japanese, or some sort of transient Hispanic. However I would say that the average looks were around an 7. The girls are interactive with the customers, some light touching, but they are fun. They socialize with customers while dancing and don’t have this “1000 yard stare” that’s a combinations of boredom, regret, and attempt to be sensual. In my opinion the hottest ones were Russian, but they spoke the least amount of English. I did manage to communicate with one who wanted me to give a lap dance. Now since this was the only club in Waikiki, and I didn’t plan to take a uber anywhere else, I obliged to the $40 price tag. So after the agreement was made, she takes me to the far end of the club past the tables and stage. Which really “far” isn’t a good way to describe since the place is small. Against the wall though, there are maybe 4-5 booths. There is no curtain and half the booth is covered. Essentially the customer cannot be seen but the dancer is in full view. There’s also a security guard around the area and one the frequently patrols the venue. The dance however was surprisingly great. My hands were able to wander quite a bit above the belt and the dancing skills were impeccable. Not like your run of the mill bucking bronco, but actually good grinding, Moans in your ear, and some joy stick play. After the dance, she asked if I wanted another, but I declined. If there was a VIP section, I would have considered, but I didn’t see one, but come to think of it, it probably would have been highway robbery prices. I stuck around to throw a few more ones and decided to call it as I was tired from traveling that day. Overall it was… okay. I’ve heard better about the clubs in the red light district but if you are Waikiki and want the tourist experience in a club, it might be worth checking out.