Reviews

I had a buddy come into town and i wanted to show him a good time. I had har dome friends tell me that on the border wa sthe way to go. We had a…

Good atmosphere and good dancers overall. I was greeted by one of the girls as soon as I came in and was told about their special service, but I didn't partake in it. Dancers were…

i've been to this club a few times, and for real...you'll walk out with something. it's a run down place right next to a run down junkie motel. the girls really ain't much to look…

I went to this club on a recent sunday night and it was pretty dead. Maybe 6 girls there dancing. There is this one white girl that is always there. The place is a whore…

It has been a while since my last visit, pleasantly surprised. For a Thursday night, there were a lot of girls working, most were drop dead gorgeous, something for everyone. The girls work the stage…

I can't believe I forgot to review this club. I spent a few months last summer visiting several clubs in several cities and Visions was definitely one of the most memorable. I was here…

Went for a friend's stag do. Had a surprisingly awesome time. Alcohol prices are reasonable, and the ladies cover an impressive range of types for your preferences. They do a few set…

Went on a Saturday. Crowd was a mixed bunch (it's the tenderloin). You can sit away from the stage and get propositioned, or go up front and interact with the show. Routines…

Fuego is a unique club worth at least one visit. It is located 10 minutes east from downtown DC, easy to reach by highway and using a GPS. The area is industrial, the club itself…

Been here a number of times over the years but since HT closed it's the only club worth visiting imho ,went on a Sat night a couple weeks ago good crowd of the usual suspects…

This Club is on the Small side. Honestly the floor is about the size of your average living room, with a Big pool Table at the End of it. However the place is packed with…

used to enjoy visits to Good Guys. Now, however, not so much. In fact, I probably will not be returning for a very long time. But more on that later. First, the closest parking is…

I have been to several clubs in Charlotte and Uptown cabaret is probably the best in town. It is is a safe location, clientele is upscale, ample parking and the crowd is diverse. They have…

Went to Chrome on a recent business trip to KC .. Place relatively easy to find, ample parking for a Friday night. Went On a Friday around 7:30. No cover to get in…

This is the only club within almost 100 miles, so if you are hard up to see scantily clad women, I guess it will do. After visiting Tampa, Orlando, and Miami though, it is…

I spent 6 weeks down in San Antonio and this was by far the BEST club I found. All the dancers were extremely friendly, the waiting staff and bartenders were amazing. I first went on…

Decided to take a visit over to the club for some early afternoon fun. The cover was free because I got there right before 1:00 PM and the girls weren't supposed to hit the stage…

Was there on a Thursday night for the first time while driving on the area. The club is located in a safe street corner along the busy commercial Springfield Avenue. It has a large parking…

This club was NICE!!! The dancers in there really know how to shake what they have! THey're sexy and volumptuous. If you're into skinny girls or white girls, don't visit this club.…

Vivid in Palm Bay FL is formally a club named Goddess now made locally famous by a radio ad that ran upon its reopening rightfully bashing the old club and its entertainers. I arrived on…

Went to this club on a Thursday evening after reading the reviews that the other clubs in Morgantown were lame. This place looks like a house with an upstairs and dancing stage. Definitely does not…

This place is not upscale if that is what you are looking for. There are two stages, but only one was being used when I was there. I don't think the 2nd stage…

Second time at play pen last saturday and a lot of changes since my last visit. There is no more private dances in small room next to entrance. All dances are by main bar area…

I dance at Hot Bodies occasionally. The problem is, the owners are greedy as well as cheap, management sucks, and the djs have absolutely no clue what's new in music. They hire just about anyone…

I've danced at Landing Strip twice now. I like the inside appearance. Not as big as it seems from the outside. But a cute 3 stage layout. I will admit it does seem to be…

This is a smaller club along the lines of Club Risque rather than a Gentleman's Club. It is located right off of 611 across from the former Naval Air Station. It's a little…

Fat, sluggish, and pushy. These girls had no business asking for mine. One hot girl who didn't want to VIP. The one I went for queefed in my face, had a no hands rule and…

I have to say, I really enjoyed this club. I went there late (about 12:30am) and there was 15-20 dancers on shift. The first girl I saw had a hard body, was sexy as hell,…

this is a great little upscale club with a laid back friendly attitude! it is the only dancer club in the area. the club itself is clean, cozy, nice lighting / ambiance, like a vegas…

After Mynt lost their liquor license (details here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/60787627/OLCC-Mynt-Investigation-Report-and-Charge-Letter) and closed its doors late last summer, the Doss' still had a lease for the old LaFortuna property that they were still obligated to pay for…

Business trips have been taking me to Florence, SC on a regular basis. While I don't consider myself a regular, I have now been to the Trophy Club a number of times. There…

Main club area was smaller than I expected. Only a couple customers and four dancers at the time. More room for private dances actually. $60/15min topless $75/15min nude. Got a dance…

Walked in early evening during the week. The place was very busy but not busy enough for you not to be jumped oon as you walked in. Security not only wanded you down as you…

Ok, so I rolled in at probably 12:45am, but I would have thought on a Friday it might still be worthwhile. It was a huge sausage party, all I could see were 2 very…

I had to check this place out while travelling by after I read many of the reviews here on TUSCL. I arrived to the club at 7:30PM and was charged an $8.00 cover.…

$25 is certainly steep but there is no charge to park and its BYOB, liquor allowed, so you can save some bucks there. The club is large with 1 stage running the entire length and…

Went here on a Thursday afternoon. Only two dances present. The club has recently been remodeled with a new VIP area added and new lap dance booths. They are also have The…

I've read the good times at the fare so on my business trip I made sure to stop by. I arrived a little after opening and paid the $25 VIP fee to get into both…

Went to TL last Saturday around 1pm. The club is old and tired, pretty run down. The couches and chairs are all tattered and not very comfortable. Drinks are expensive at $6 for a coke…

Toy Chest has been one of my favorite spots in the Detroit area for many years. But things have changed. it appears the owners were not happy with profits, and they made a…

I always love to hit Platinum Plus when I visit Greenville which is often. The atmosphere is southern sexy with lots of dancers in all shapes and sizes. The cover is free if…

I travel to Toronto often and have been coming to this club for 15 years. Since I stay at the Marriott nearby this is a great spot. I love Eastern European girls and…

WOW WOW WOW. I must have come on a good night. There were at least 15 dancers and of the 15, only 2 were chunky, thick if you want to be nice about…

I went to the place on a Friday Night. It was pretty dead. I think something was going on in the city, anyways... I wasnt expecting much, but had a blast. Girls…

At the intersections of Umbrella Cactus Road and the road between Oyster Bay and Philipsburg, definately closer to Philipsburg. The New Seamen's Club is on the same lot. Its a big cream colored building with…

This sounded like a good club...even better than the ones in Topeka, so I checked it out. The club itself was fairly nice. I liked how it is nice and large. Much…

I was visiting NYC on a business trip and had a free Friday evening. I saw a lot of reviews for FD and they also advertise heavily on the NYC cabs. The fact they had…

I loved this place. I was there about a year ago. I have NEVER seen so many good looking girls. These girls are amazing. Many dont speak english, so work on…

The Bada Bing is the only brothel in the Simpson's Bay area of Philipsburg. The other two places on the West side of town are "stripclubs" where you have to take a girl out to…

This is just a stripclub, its not a brothel but it is legal, and expected, for you to take the girls out with you. The Bar Fee for taking a girl out of the club…

Not a bad spot. I have actually been to this place a few times and had mostly good experiences. I really like the bed dances and have gotten a good deal of contact…

This is a stripclub with private nude dances but no "sex" on site. But it is legal and expected that you will take the girls out with you. Typically a night with a girl will…

Great decore. I wish all stripclubs looked this nice. They have a central dance floor and an elevated four foot diameter disc with railing. There's a fire place and plenty of booths in the back…

Its not tiny. That's about all this place has going for it. This is the only stribclub in San Bernardino, the biggest city in the area. The city government did everything they could to stop…

While in California I visited several clubs, but my last stop was this one. Cheetahs was not what I had expected and neither were the ladies. I had been here in the past…

A few items of note: first and foremost, this is a club where your dollar will go a long way at the right time of day. That time happens to be 11:00 am to…

Easily the best value strip club I've visited, but I've only been to 3 total. Girls were mostly 7's, with a range of 4-9. Dances were extreme contact and worth the $10 price.…

A fascinating establishment - worth the look-see and it is very much like the lotto - when you hit, you hit big at this joint and I must say every dollar in the VIP spent…

One of the best things about this bar is it's location. It is in a good area with private off the street lit parking. A lot of the Paterson area is less than…

So I went back to OTB the other night and once again left happy. I enjoyed the 3 dances for 90 dollars and worth every penny. Actually had two different girls dance for me a…

I stopped by late afternoon/early evening to check this place out since I have not been there in quite a while. They have redone the inside and it's pretty nice now, but that wasn't ever…

This is the best club in TOWN!!!! Atmosphere is top shelf.... Dances can be at your chair, in a private chair(also for $20) of you can get VIP service, but be prepared to buy extra…

Okay, first off, I really want to like this club. After the local scandal a few years back with the sheriff's daughter and then the disastrous flooding that closed down the interstate, I would…

Strip club is located a few miles off of the highway in Tulsa in a residential neighborhood area. The club is very small, with a bar right when you enter and a room full…

Whooie, what a stinker night! Just a basic old bar with worn floors and decent pool tables. I have been here before a few times. They still have the three walled-off private…

This club has moved. It has moved few doors up in the same strip mall. Its now in the corner next to the Plasma Clinic and Planet Fitness. So parking is a little harder when…

This is my new spot since I moved to Hallandale Beach. Scarlett's and Cheetah's are closer but they have been sucking as of late. This place is a little divey, but in a great way.…

Sapphire is a premier strip club in arguably the strip club capitol of the world. Went for a bachelor party, organized it for a group of 8 of us. We were staying on the strip.…

The only Jamaican club with foreign girls working TODAY. This club is the best club in Jamaica in terms of dancer quality, though it is certainly tamer than the rest in terms of what goes…

On a rainy Tuesday afternoon I visited Circus, Little Darlings and Chez Joey. The Circus Bar was in the process of remodeling the bar area. More than facelift for the bar area what Circus really…

My first stop on a rainy afternoon at the block was at Little Darlings. Drinks were 2 for 1. TThe normal drink price for a beer or cocktail is $4 so getting two…

I decided to enter HSC after having read some reviews about it online and they were right. I walked in around midnight and there were about 5 dancers on stage and another 3-4 at the bar.…

The third club I visited on a rainy Tuesday afternoon was Chez Joey. Beer and cocktails were $5. The recent changes to the lap dance area are an improvement. They are still…

The following is a true story. Names have been omitted to protect the not-so-innocent, and there are no guarantees that your experience will be the same... Ordinarily I might avoid a Deja Vu and their 'corporatized'…

I've been to the Blue Moon many times before. They have been doing some work to try and give better areas for dances, but they still have a ways to go. But the value was…

The best way I can describe this club is a gilded mausoleum. It is aesthetically pleasing but there was a grand total of maybe 10 customers inside, not counting my friend that came to cheer…

Have been frequenting this club for many years now. HB's used to be a fun place with lots of girls but all that has changed that last few years. Even on a weekend…

Visited this club shortly after they opened on Saturday, May 12. There were two ladies on duty, but only one circulated after her dance. The other went behing the bar after she finished her…

I have pretty much become a regular at this club over the last couple of months. I have been on every night of the week and during the day. I even attended the last 3rd…

Visited foxy lady on weekend for a change. several HOTTIES there and everything pretty smooth. a dancer was on stage at all times and lap dances were 2 for 1 for a couple hours. vip…

My boss and I paid our everyother year visit to this club on a Thursday night while attending a trade show. Upon entering the club, tokens were purchased and ID's were checked. We…

Overall, I liked this place a lot. I was there on a weekend for a buddy's bachelor party, and we made the rounds in a limo to several strip clubs (I don't remember the…

Be careful if you have high hopes of gaggles of girls; there may only be three or four, especially on a week day. Now this lends itself to an economic cascade of…

I hit up this club with a group of friends out for a bachelor party weekend. We had a limo that took us around to several of the local strip joints, which gets you…

My visit to this club was part of a strip-club crawl during a bachelor party weekend. Overall, I liked this club a lot. It is enormous! There is a huge T-shaped main…

I first will say that I'm very partial to Fantasies as a colleague introduced me to this club a few years ago. I went with a friend of mine and we arrived in the…

Was in the ATL for work. After having dinner with some business associated grabbed a couple friends who live in the area to have some adult fun. The place it pretty nice with…

I had arranged to meet a dancer here that used to dance at Hollywood. Unfortunately, she had car trouble (seems to be a common complaint among dancers). She said she was going to be there…

Recently I was in the PA area visiting family and had some time on a Saturday night to check out a local club,I was thinking of going to Partners in Erie when I came upon…

Haven't been to this club since it's remodel 5 years ago. Went in to escape getting soaked in Times Square. Free admission at that hour made it quite appealing. $10 beers less so.…

Ordinarily, I visit PP during the day shift. On this Moday, I went in at around 7 PM, and stayed for four plus hours. For the first couple of hours, I didn't see…

Dancers show club is definitely one of the top two or three clubs in the indy area. The club is very spacious and roomy which is nice as you aren't stepping all over everyone.…

To say this place is a dump is an understatement. The seats are sticky and I would not dare touch the carpet. There were only four girls there. One was a middle aged Chinese lady…

Made two recent trips to the Blue and both were very worthwhile. Stopped in very late on a weeknight and made it just in time to catch three dances before closing from a busty and…

I decided to check out the new location on a Monday afternoon. The bar has plenty of room but it is real bright inside, not the greatest ambiance for a club. The bartender was cute…

I have been to this club like 3 times. If u ask me its one of my favorites in columbia. Yeah ill admit some days/evenings u come in and its a slow day…

I visited Shirleys on a thursday afternoon. This is a truck repair shop that just happens to have a adult bookstore/dancer in the building. There was only the one girl running the register, who happens…

I don't usually choose this club due to cost vs the other clubs in the area. That being said, I didn't want to drive all the way out to TL on this…

Got in an hour before closing... still charged cover... but the girl that gave me a dance was cool and didn't mind the late request. $100 vip room for 30 mins so its good…

This was my first time to ever be inside a strip club... All I can say is, I hope they aren't all like this. Some of the girls were very pretty, most were not. It…