Reviews

I have to admit that I was pretty pumped up about having a free afternoon in Tampa and I jumped on the chance to visit the world famous Mons Venus. And I also have to…

I arrived about 1:30 pm and was surprised to see that I was the only patron in the club. There was no cover, but a one drink minimum. I paid $4 for a bottle of…

I went back to this place despite the last negative review I wrote. It had been about 3 months since the last visit and I wanted to see if things are any different. there were about…

I stopped in at Paper Moon-South Side because I had a Friday afternoon off and a little extra time to kill. The club is pretty clean and wasn't to busy when I got there (not…

I went here around 10pm on a saturday evening. There were a lot of girls working that night. The club was pretty packed but there were plenty of seats around the stage. The club also…

Visited the Sundowner as part of a bachelor party this past Saturday night. It was the first time I'd been there in well over a year. I used to go 3-4 times yearly, but the…

I usually prefer to go to strip clubs on the weekends where the crowds bring out a lot of the best looking girls and there is less sale pressure from the girls. But this…

I was in Philly on business and had heard great things about Gold Club, so I made the short walk down at 7:00 on a Wednesday. It was a little hard to find, being in…

I visited this club one day after having just a terrible morning. figured why not go see some pretty nude girls to make it better. the club location isn't much to be desired now…

Cheetah's is the one club where I wish I could be a regular. I visit Cheetah's every time I am in Atlanta (2-3 times a year) and have always had a wonderful time. For perspective,…

Stopped in after a disappointing stint at the Harem. As usual, I found the Living Room more my speed. The space is intimate but not cramped, and the lighting bright enough to see the ladies…

I use to live in the area and visit Plantation quite a bit. The club is very hit or miss all around. Some nights are great with lots of quality girls (usually a…

Very crowded during bike week, spring break, biketoberfest, and speedweeks. Other than that, the place would be quiet. Went in there, paid $10 cover, got patted down by security, and proceeded to order a beer.…

My top favorite club of all time. Take my word for it. I've been to 10+ clubs and this is a good one. Make sure you go to the Molly Brown website to print out…

So I finally made it to the world famous Magic City in Atlanta. The vibe reminds me of a mix between Onyx and Diamonds of Atlanta. It definitely a very hyped strip club in Atlanta.…

This is my first u-turn club ever review. This place is a bar with some middle of the road girls in lingere walking around. The stage has a 6 foot barrier around it and you…

This review is for two weeks ago. You never know what quality girls will be there on a given weekend. The last couple times the pickings weren't that great. Don't get me wrong, platinum always…

Stopped by Pandora's last week. I haven't been to Pandora's since they opened, what with Centerfold's being closer to my house. After learning that Anna, my favorite dancer at Centerfolds, had moved over to Pandora's,…

Ok. The Underground has really gone underground (buried)... SAD!!! Now, this club hasn't ever had the BEST talent of all of the surrounding strip clubs; however, from time-to-time, you can still find a "diamond in the…

The Golden Dragon is starting to be a real popular place in Portland. I went in there last Saturday night, and it was jam packed. It's a juice bar, so it closes later than most…

The legend of how hot the girls are totally lived up. The experience not so much...but will def return and recommend. The club does not sell beer or alcohol and everybody is sober.…

Was in the area and decided to give it a try based on some of the reviews. Let's start with the area - as much as people say this is a BAD area, I don't…

I been here a couple times, and for what u pay, you really can't complain. Girls are just ok looking on average...probably more bad than good. But thy all give great dances, and…

Great place to just grab a beer and enjoy the view. Staff is very friendly and bartenders are quick. Beer prices are reasonable (I think it was $4 for a bottle). Got…

In Jacksonville recently and decided to give this club another chance. My last visit, first since they went bikini, was not much fun. This night there a good supply of dancers, but very few customers.…

This club has a lot of the HT dancers. The thing I don't like about this club is that the girls don't like to sit and talk, they just ask for VIP right…

Visited this club on a weekday night with my boyfriend, tried to get a few girls to come over and give us dances but they all went into the dressing room and never came out.…

Decided to go back to Polekatz after a hiatus and then decided to try it out on a Saturday night. I got there about 9PM and the place was not very crowded. There seemed…

I went to OG's at 5pm on a Wednesday.  Since this is not usually the best time to visit a club, I wasn't sure what to expect. I had a great time with Kayla, Gigi,…

Found a gal I liked and stuck with her all night to the tune of $800, but I have no regrets. She was smart, funny, beautiful AND had a great ass! I made several trips…

It had been a while since I'd been to the Tiger Tail and decided to stop in on the way through town. Medium crowd, pretty good energy, and about 10 dancers in house. My ATF…

Small place right off RT1. When you walk in bar is on your left kinda separate from the floor. Small main stage with a second stage off the the left. Second stage is all set…

I went in on a Wednesday night a couple of weeks ago. There has been a lot of staff turnover since my review a few weeks ago. Many of the dancers either quit or got…

Located off rt1 north in peabody, this is really THE place people go to in the northshore. Redone a while ago the place as a mini vegas feel to it. Big stage with 3 dance…

The ladies were nice... They wear bikinis on stage and walking around, so you're only gonna see nudity if you get a private dance. I grabbed my required drink and sat across from…

woo nelly. stopped in with some friends tonight. got us a round of drinks and started talkin with the ladies. stayed for a few hours then ran into someone we knew and decided to go…

I stopped in after hearing this was a great club and it lived to it's potential for the short time I visited. I first sat down and there seemed to be girls everywhere, a smoking…

This is a fictitious story based on my fantasy. This is a fantastic club. I went in late Thursday around 11:30 and there is about 10 girls on staff. Almost all the women were a 7+ and…

First visit in quite awhile. The club had been going downhill but management changed a few months ago and I decided to check out the changes. The new manager, Scott, is a real…

A buddy and i have hit clubs all over north and south ameica. We tried Babes on a Friday evening around 9. The parking lot is half dirt. Security looked shady. On entering we…

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon. I got a beer for 4 dollars from the topless bartender who was pretty hot. The place was pretty empty at 4 30, probably 6 other customers. Compared…

Was close by so I had to stop in again. Brandi was my girl of choice because I had seen her before so I knew what to expect. Paid my 60 at the door and let the…

Went with 8 buddies. Hit it two different week nights. You really need someone who speaks Spanish or you will get ripped. That aside, the ladies were hot. All well built and attractive. Mostly Hispanic,…

This place never dissapoints. The waitresses keep getting friendlier and dancers get hotter. I arrived at around 1:00 pm and got my patdown from the door girl (great experience in and of itself.)…

It's a good strip club, get your money's worth in lap dances, i found that there are better looking girls at other local strip clubs, but overall it's a good place to take some friends…

I wish I could give this club more props. Years ago, it was my first real strip club experience in Miami and it was awesome. They had a great number of attractive and…

This club is okay. There are some carpeted areas that seems sketchy, but it appears well-maintained elsewhere. I've only been once, and it was a mid-week visit. I hear it is better on the weekends.…

Just got back from one of the best physical lap dances I've ever had. Vixen was the only dancer to come up and talk to me. She was blonde, young, and tall with a great…

Blue Moon is one of those places that calls you forth again and again. The place is rundown inside and, like one other guy said, you wonder how you ended up here hanging out. There…

Went in the midst of a standard Friday night out with the guys. It's been a while since I had gne there since Shotgun's usually has the rowdy atmosphere we're looking for. The first thing…

I visited this club while on a business trip and it was just as described in the other reviews. The drink price was comparable, the cover was $10. The girls were mostly attractive,…

Like an island in a vast sea of asphalt, Leather & Lace has somehow survived the total re-contouring of the highway it is on and every business around it. It now stands out like a…

I visited shortly after this placed opened (as in it is a new club) and early in the evening. I'm not big on glitzy clubs but I have to say this place was very…

I have been to this bar one time. I went to go get some medication in TJ when the taxi driver told me about this place and how good it was. He was…

I got to the club around 9 or so on a Sunday evening a couple of weeks ago. The club itself is in the basement, down a flight of stairs from the alley.…

While I didn't have a particularly sexy time at Crazy Horse, I did have a fun time - the place was actually recommended by an escort who I had seen earlier that evening, who used…

The club is oddly located off a main state route and the drive way pulls off behind a house and the club is in a large barn-like building. I passed the place initially since…

Great strip club, but it's not nude as claimed. The dancers are topless on stage, but some of them will give nude lap dances. I called nearby Club 390 and Club O and they had…

Came in recently on a Thursday evening. Club is conveniently located in midtown manhattan, in a basement space. Paid a $20 cover to get in at 9pm, and there were about 20-25 girls. Full bar…

Was in town for work and decided to stop by. I ended up visiting twice during the trip. The club is on the main shopping strip in the middle of downtown, but you have to…

I always make sure to go early that way you can get the most attention from the dancers. I've frequented this club for over ten years. I had an especially good time this time I…

I have been to this twice place and on both times I have got pretty nice girls who were very engaging and friendly. Overall the place could be nicer, but the girls more than make…

A bit slow and I only had a short time so I had no time to waste. Had two LD, as it is 2 for 25. First was with a new girl that…

Visited with a friend because what the hell why not. Atmosphere is nice, good lighting and an oddly sweet smell in the air. Most of the dancers were sexy, and some were exceptional (full splits,…

I feel conflicted if I should just keep reviewing HL. Its really about the only place I go other than Bourbon. I may try out some of the other clubs and report on…

This place still has a good party feel, but it has been slipping for a bit. The last few times that I have been in there, there have been less customers, less dancers,…

It's been mentioned many times that this club is not fancy, so I won't restate those comments. This was customer appreciation day which means that bottled beer and well drinks are $1 and dances…

Last time I was in the capital region a year ago this club was nice, since then they have renovated and IMO its for the better. The runway style stage has been replaced with a square…

I stopped by treasures last Friday evening around 8pm to check out the scene. This is my favorite s-club in Houston when I'm in town slightly edging out St. James. There about 60 dances give…

Second time trying out this place. Visited on a holiday, figured there'd be a nice crowd of both patrons and girls. Boy, was I wrong! Place was practically empty, just two parties…

Decided to give this place another go, sorry that I did. No cover on a Friday night, arrived around 11pm. Club was half full. A few of the girls put on decent stage shows,…

The club is out of the way, but worth it. When I went there was no cover, but that may vary. There were 5 dancers there. All were pretty hot. Stage…

So yeah all needs to be said o layout if follies. Free cover in day plus tip to get a nice Kay down by hot door girl. Basically you walkin and no matter shy time…

A pretty nice club, very new and flashy inside. Didn't make it to the VIP so I can't really speak about it. Had maybe the hottest girl in the club sit beside me…

It was my first time in Penthouse; my friend mentioned we should check it out and I thought I would do so. I already knew that Penthouse is some sort of franchise all over…

Paid a mandatory valet, no cover before 9pm, maybe about 15 girls working on a Monday night. A couple overweight girls, majority were 6-7.5's, a few 8's. I found all staff, valet, bouncers,…

I stopped at Wild J's just passing through on my way home. The club is right along the main road, so it is easy to find. No issues with parking or anything…

I went there on a Sunday evening a few weeks ago. The place was pretty crowded and there was roughly 15-20 girls working that night. Most of the girls were very good looking compared to…

Decided to give this stip club a try and I had a good time. Girls were ok, waited for a particular hottie but she was too busy so i settled for someone less attractive.…

This place is surprisingly clean and safe given that you have to go through the metal detector at the entrance. It's only a few minutes outside of Manhattan in Long Island City. Girls are pretty…

Easy to get to right off a major north-west highway (Dixie). Ample parking adequately lit. Not Dayton's best neighborhood but safe. Easy to see from the highway. No cover in afternoon.…

The brass rail is a bikini bar with a large main stage and three side stages. The women who work here range from below average looks to reasonably attractive. Most of the women have…

Arrived at the club at about 10pm on Monday night. Maybe 15 customers at the time, and about as many dancers. As time went on, more dancers came in to the club, and…

I decided to give this club a try because another closer club just isn't fun any more. Super refreshing! Friendly doormen, very open layout with a moderately sized stage, not packed, but more customers than…

Hole in the wall, dumpy, whorehouse. And that's just my impression from walking in. After being patted down by the sizable bouncer and getting my required one drink at the bar I…

I decided to check this place out mostly to be sure I wasn't missing something by tending to frequent the same places. I wasn't. The minute I walked in the door I was…

I went ahead and clicked Monday Evening above, but this is really a review based on multiple visits at various times. Club Fantasies is definitely my favorite Providence club, especially now that I've sampled,…

I have been going to déjà vu for years now. It is very local to me so I feel a sense of loyalty to them. The reason I love it is because of the leinency…

Was in Pandora's one night last week, shortly after midnight. The inside of the club is my favorite of the ones I frequent (CFs, DB, Sands). Two stages and a VIP room with…

While travelling to Nashville last Saturday I spotted a billboard on I-81 south about 10-12 miles south of the Tennessee/Virginia border for a gentleman’s club, The Mouse’s Ear. I was way overdue for a…

I went to Double Vision on a Friday night, arriving to no girls dancing on stage at all for a whole half hour. When a girl did finally go onstage, she was just goofing…

I hate to admit it, but this club is going down fast (and not in that good way). Some of the better dancers have moved on. The chicks there either stay with their…

I love going to Tits the atmosphere is awesome, the lighting, the bar set up, the girls are top grade. Some of the girls look like Victoria's Secret models. No fat girls here, some even…

Was here last Wednesday as my day plans got cancelled. More busier than I expected for 3:00 pm on a Wed. both from a dancer and customer standpoint. The girls as usual were the main…

Before I even walked in, the first thing I noticed is that they charge for parking even if you don't valet. Wow. That's an auspicious start. I was greeted nicely, paid my cover.…

I went to this clube after a couple of months. One thing I found out is that the Table dances are $5 all the time which wasa bonus finding for me. I always thought that…

An excellent place to spend a few hours or more! The ladies are very friendly and more hot than most other places nearby. There are 2 for 1 private dances during happy hour.…

My wife and I went to the Shoe this past Saturday evening and had a GREAT time! This place is very couples friendly and we received a private lap dance from Amber--OUTSTANDING! Amber was most friendly and…

VERY quiet club upon entry at about 10:00 on a monday. Granted, I visited this place after coming up empty handed at the Pony. Sat at that one for an hour and not…

I got there just before 3:00. There were 10-12 customers and seven women in the club, only three of whom were dancers, the other 4 worked at the club. Of the dancers, one…